lucid

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING

23:00

The Jaguar from the Shadows
There’s a legendary monster terrorizing people. It is a large muscled black panther or jaguar that moves in the dark and in the shadows. Old legends tell that an army of samurai fought this monster and sent him away from this world, but he is back from the dark place where it was exiled for centuries. He attacks a city and kills every being who gets in his way. I have a brief contact with the beast, when our shadows cross and I feel like I’m being slashed by his claws. I realize on that moment that I might get a chance to win a fight with him, if only I stay away from his shadow or keep my shadow away from him. I find an axe and by trying to stay under direct light, making no shadow, I fight him but I only cause him minor injuries. After a tiring confrontation, the jaguar disappears as a dark smoke to unknown place. Later I am working on an underground lab with a team, on ways to fight this beast. Some cocky guy comes in offering his help, but because I didn’t like his attitude I sent him away and get back to work. He comes back later, with a different body, a bit looked like Matthew McConaughey. At first I don't recognize him but once he starts talking I realize it's the same guy. I wonder who he is and why he is being so persistent, so I let him stay this time. I was interviewing a bunch of guys anyway, to join the team, so I decide to give him a try. I send him down to the lower level, where some colleagues are running some experiment which demanded opening a tunnel to an underground system we think might be the hidden den of the beast. I tell him the door is jammed and I want him to go help close it. By then we were not so worried, because it was not expected to be dangerous as we had a good surveillance system and the tunnels were apparently safe at the moment. But once he gets there, they are surprised by the sudden invasion of the black panther, coming again as a black smoke and materializing once inside the premises. I hear the screams and see a distress signal blinking, so I go check it out. When I get down there it’s all damn quiet, lights flickering, I realize something got wrong. I hide and I see the jaguar passing by, accompanied by a sorcerer. I don’t know this lower level so well, but I find some abandoned room where I hide. Inside it I find an old crazy lady who apparently sleeps there. I first feel I should get out of there because she might start talking and giving our location away, but instead she makes a sign to take cover and she saves me, by hiding me when the sorcerer comes by. She shoos the sorcerer away by pretending to be both obnoxious and harmless. Then the guy who changes bodies comes by and takes me out of there. I thank the lady.

1:00

Snoring guy
I think I wake up because someone is snoring really loud by my side. I wake up in a bed with some guy by my side. I am confused. Did I go to bed with some guy and don’t recall it? I try to see his face, but I’m scared of what I’ll find out. I finally see his face and I have no idea who he is. But we happen to be sharing a bed in a unfamiliar room to me. I feel tired so I just want to sleep and forget about it. I put my earplugs I find over the bedside table, but somehow it is not making any difference. I still hear the snoring and I can’t rest. I push the guy and wake him up. He says “What!?” and I complain he is snoring (let alone “who the fuck are you?”). He says it is not him and in fact I still hear snoring although he is awake. He shows me a guy sleeping on the floor, it is my friend Belchior and he is the one snoring. He says he came in late night, had no place to sleep and asked if he could crash in the dorm. Oh, so it’s a dorm. Belchior also wakes up, we say hi and he says he is sorry for dropping by like that, but he brought along a TV that we can use (and he points to the TV) as a compensation. This is getting boring so I then really wake up and realize it is my BF who is snoring out loud by my side on the bed.

3:00

New Zealand, Nepal, Japan and bullies
Falling asleep I got stuck on some hypnagogic imagery of giant waves hitting some scarps followed by a large group of mountains covered in green grass. I have a certainty that it is in New Zealand. I get into a dream from here. I am climbing those scarps, for sports I guess, but soon the waves are getting higher and higher and me and other people are really running up the scarps to escape them. We reach some small plateau where we find some nice hostel. By then we are in Nepal. I see prayer flags hanging near the front door. We are tired and hungry and we go inside. We find the place lovely. I start taking pictures, but some lady guests there don’t want to be on the picture and they complain, so I have to stop. I sit outside in a terrace with my climber friends. We are eating boiled eggs. There’s a girl in the group who is very pretty and she is blind. The waiter who is serving us is mentally challenged and I guess he feels empathy with this girl because of her disability and he digs her completely. So much that he is only serving her and obsessively asking if she wants something else. There are other costumers waiting to be served and he is ignoring them. We find it cute and amusing, but the girl is totally pissed off. She wants him to leave her alone. He only goes away when his boss scolds him from behind the counter. The girl then leaves and we accompany her to a place nearby where she is going to meet her actual BF. We think he is a bit of a jerk, but she seems to like him. The streets we walk are clearly in some Eastern country, like China or Japan. Once we leave her with her BF we come back to our table, but we still catch a glimpse of them making out inside the shop or studio where he works.
Back on my sit, I’m carefully taking the shell of an egg and I put it on the plate for a second to look to the side because of something we’re talking about. A group of people is passing by the side of our table and some bully takes my egg and eats it. I feel irritated with his attitude and I get up to confront him. He looks oriental and he is brown belt in karate or something similar. He is not a big guy and somehow I don’t feel so intimidated, but I’m aware he might be able to kick my ass quite a bit. Also there are other bigger guys in the group who are also martial arts practitioners – they are wearing their uniforms. I don’t care, I stand for justice. I tell him what he did was really wrong and ask him to say he’s sorry. Of course he is not and he couldn’t care less about my feelings. Then I get a blow in the head and when i get to turn I see the taller guy trying to play cool, like he didn’t do anything. This really annoys me. I call them cowards and childish and I get ready to fight them, but they don’t seem to want to fight me, just bully me. I give up and I tell “I just want to tell you to drop dead, but because I’m much more civilized than that, I instead wish you all the best for your life and have a good day!”. And I really felt it, from the bottom of my heart. There were some ladies accompanying them and they smiled very impressed that I had been classy and mocked them for having been taught a lesson of good manners.

Whalers
I become half-lucid and as I turn my back on them I face a park. It has a beautiful hedged garden and I try to fly over it, but it doesn’t work. So I walk up a hill by the side of the garden. On top of the hill I watch night falling and a sea bay with boats floating. The sea is getting very revolted and the boats are being violently shaken. I am then on the quay where other people are to, watching the boats in the storm. I ask if they’ll be ok and I’m told they are used to it and are not in distress. Actually they tell me they are working right now. They are whalers and are catching whales on the bay right now. I then see it, they are trapping and killing some small species of whales. I don’t want to see it, so I run from this bay, but find myself inside a building from which I can’t get out, with a large panoramic window over the bay. They are slaughtering the whales and I scream “Murderers!!!”. Two ladies who are tourists there and are also not enjoying the “show”, look at me like saying “well, it’s their custom, we can’t judge them”. I realise they wouldn’t understand my point. I’m vegetarian and I suffer with the killing of any animal, but in my own country people slaughter millions of animals and I don’t go around the streets calling them murderers, so why should I do it here? I decide to just leave after saying some prayers for the whales. But then I’m told the only way out is to go through two boats stopped on the quay. My friends from the hostel are also around and also want to get out of there, so we all go over the deck of the boats. But when we’re on the second one, it starts moving. We freak out, afraid it might go whaling and takes along. That would be too much! My friends turn to me “Now what!?” I don’t know, so I wake up.

5:40

Comet or asteroid
There’s something in the sky heading towards Earth, like a comet or an asteroid. It’s clearly visible in the sky and people are feeling desperate. I get the clear feeling “I’m going to die soon” and although it doesn’t totally freak me out, I still feel a bit uncomfortable with the idea. I’m with my BF looking at it and he asks me “Didn’t you had some friends or knew someone who knew about this? Don’t they have a plan? Can’t you talk to them? Aren’t some aliens coming to save us?” I find it funny that all of sudden all the conspiracy theories are no longer looking silly to him. But I tell him no, there is no one to save us and no plan B. We have to accept it. I feel at peace. Then, on that very moment, the asteroid or comet makes an abrupt 45º change in course, drawing a V in the sky and moving away from our planet, like it had bounced on something.

6:30

Save the children
... Passing by some kindergarten. Stop to look at a shelf full of figurines. I like particularly two dolls, of a male and female twins. Then the real versions of the figurines appear behind me and ask me if I’m enjoying the dolls. I ask if those are doll versions of themselves and they confirm, amused. They have a bunch of them.
... I am half-lucid and for some reason I get involved in a fight. Some guys with pitchforks and clubs come inside this building and I am trying to protect the people there, specially the kids, so I fight for them. I get some improvised weapons made of strong sticking out wires. I mostly knock them out and get their weapons, but try not to kill anyone. In the end only a lady is left standing and she wants the kids to commit suicide. Because they ignore her, she threatens to kill them. Of course I won’t let that happen. I never understood what this was about.

First encounter with my Dream Guide
I am now fully lucid. I go outside by climbing some stairs to a door, through which the attackers came inside. I decide to call my Dream Guide again, hoping to be more successful this time. I rise up in the air, hoping that in the sky I won’t be bothered by DCs, but two guys come after me, one flying and the other becoming gigantic to reach me. They nail me down on the floor, but I decide I won’t fight or get distracted. I keep focused on my goal. They hold me down but I look into the blue and white clouded sky and I make an appeal to the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas to designate a dream guide for me! Then a beautiful girl comes in my rescue, riding some kind of hover-bike. She is Japanese-looking, dressed in a white leather-like biker outfit with some red stripes in the front. She has a cute round face and a cute short white hair. She gets out from her sky-bike and picks the guys up as if they were feathers and throws them far away until they simply vanish in the distance. When she does this, red stripes of hair appear in her head and her outfit turns into red with white stripes in the front, so the opposite of before. It’s like her wrathful version coming out. I thank her and I ask for her name but she makes a sign like she wants me to shut up and not ask any questions. She never said a word. She just picked me up and took me across the dream as if it was just an hologram. She leaves me inside some place, like some cruise spaceship. It is definitely Japanese populated. I see japanese kids gathered in some kind of dinner to my left, then some tofu restaurant to my right and I keep walking through this deck-like place and I find a weird sado-maso role playing place that is becoming quite oppressive and unpleasant. I wonder why my DG took me here and why did she disappear so quickly. What did she mean? The dream is closing in, I feel uncomfortable. So I remember the ease with which she pulled me through a dream to another without the need for walls, portals, whatever. Then I thought maybe what she was trying to tell me was to stop being addicted to artifices: I have been able to get out of dreams just by wanting, so what's keeping me from doing it all the time. "Just get out!" So I did! I crossed this dream as if it was just an hologram hovering in front of me.

7:30

Monday the 31st of January 2011
So tonight i had my first real lucid experience today and i must admit.. It fucked up (but in a cool way)

So this is what happned:
I woke up (in the dream) to go upstairs to get some water. I walk outta my room and i see a bottle lying on the floor so i decide to pick it up and put it in the frigde in our little bar. As i turn around my granma stands like.. a few cm from my head and that scared the shit out of me! After that she was just standing there laughing like a maniac.. i thought by myself ''i must be dreaming'' and did a reality check - i went lucid:

My heart was still pumping really fast after the chock but i calmed myself down as much as i could. I tryed to pull myself together and i startet to look on my hands that was blurry.. It was really hard to stabalize it since my grandma really annoyed me / creep me out. Meanwhile i was looking on my blurry hands my grandma sat in the middle of the room on a bench. I couldnt stabalize it was it went clear for me but i decided to sit infront on my grandma as soon as she calmed down from her maniac laughter that still was there. I was talking to her about something but i dont remember what it was about. I think it was something about me moving away from home and what i should do.


After that i woke up and was like ''WTF did i just have a LD?'' and startet to write in my dream journal

Wake up > drink of water > sleep paralysis > enter lucid dream.

So I spawn into some party - perfect. I spend a while just walking about the house trying to work it where I am but I cant recognize it and have no recollection of ever being here before. After a while I try to have some fun, I start to levitate things and soon
a crowd gathers round to watch me and then I start to levitate people. Soon I get bored of this and my eye turns to the window and when i turn back the crowd are gone apart from one or two people. I open the window and stand up on the ledge and look down at the grass below but before I jump out to fly I stop because it all seems too real. I jump down from the ledge and do the finger throught palm check but i'm worried after a few seconds because it doesn't go right through but seconds later it goes through and i run and jump straight out of the window. The rush is unbelievable as i fall through the air but soon I hit the ground and realise I couldn't fly. The ground is wet and i'm still absolutely stunned at how real everything feels and unfortunately the pain of falling from so high still feels real. So I'm lying down after my failed flight feeling like Icarus when I look up at the house I just jumped from and realised all the lights are off so I dont go back in, instead I decide to go to the house next door. As I go to open the door to the next house I see my real next door neighbour at the door and wake up. Hmm...

This was surprisingly vivid and seemed to last around 15-20 minutes. I am improving..

Well since we've been able to take a break from school after finishing exams i've had some free time to practice getting lucid. Without much effort I manage it after attempting after a good night's sleep.

So for some reason the first thing I notice is i'm in a cave. Not the most exciting place in the world but I remember what i've been told - start small scale and let your mind do most of the work for you, dont try to change too much. So I just start walking through this small, cramped cave until I come to a group of bats but instead of flying they are walking around in front of me. I decide to try out 'Dream Powers' and the first thing that come to mind is too make these bats larger so I put out my hands and concentrate and successfully enlarge one bat to around human size. However there seems to be a side effect of this enlargement as a human face appears on it. I'm impressed with my powers and get too confident and try to change everything. I wake up.

Dream - Lucid

I had a very strong urge to try to have a lucid dream all day yesterday, so I did my MILD mantras before bed. ("I will become lucid"). They worked wonders...I had the longest LDs I've ever had.

I also want to find my dream guide pretty badly, so that was my goal going to sleep.

I was at my elementary school, apparently taking the 4th grade again. I was the same age I am now though, 22. I went into my classroom, and my 4th grade teacher was there, Mrs. B. She looked the same, only she had 2 nose rings, one in each nostril, and many earrings. She saw me, and told me I looked familiar I said "It's me, Krista, you had me 1999-2000 (not true in waking life)." She thought for a minute, but didn't say anything.

Class started, and no one was talking. The teacher was sitting at her desk, doing some work. I didn't want to repeat the 4th grade, I was not happy about being there! I stared at this one girl with short red hair for awhile, that looked like a girl I really did go to elementary school with. She smiled at me and stared back.

I wanted to get out of there, and realized I was dreaming. I took off through the ceiling, going up through empty classroom after empty classroom. I don't really recall where I ended up, but I created a portal by saying "Portal, APPEAR!". I didn't know where I was going, I just wanted to create a portal. I heard some ambient music, and a white light outlined in bright yellow appeared. I jumped through it, tumbling through the darkness for awhile. I don't really remember where I came out, I think I was at the same place I had originally created the portal.

I couldn't remember what I wanted to do, so I thought I'd create a portal to GMoney's dream. I started, and a portal similar to the first appeared, only this one was outlined in bright red. I decided to abandon the effort though. I then wanted to create a portal to Ryan's dream, but try as I might, it wouldn't work.

Then, I was back in my classroom. I floated lazily towards the ceiling, but when I hit it to go through it, it felt solid. I floated back down and blasted through the ceiling with more force, and it worked. I floated through the empty classrooms again, and then I heard a voice ask me if I wanted to go to a world where yaks rode on humans. I said ok, and was taken there. It was outside of my elementary school at night. It was snowing. I ran through the snow, and saw a bunch of cars in the parking lot. I wondered to myself how yaks could possibly drive cars, and decided they must be made differently. I then saw a group of yaks walking towards the school on their hind legs, with human clothes on. Then, I saw some humans standing by the school. It was a group of 2 or 3 teenage boys. They looked normal enough, nothing weird about them.

Then, I either woke up for a second or I had a false awakening. I remember asking myself if I was having a false awakening, and I decided that I wasn't. It was very dark, and my eyes felt like I had fallen asleep in my contacts. Then, I either fell asleep again, or the FA continued, and I was up writing down my LD in my dream journal.

Then, I was suddenly standing by a beach. The sky was very cloudy, like it might storm. There was a HUGE wave forming. It was a beautiful greenish-blue, and very clear. I could see thousands of fish in the wave. I knew I was dreaming immediately, and stopped the wave from crashing to the shore. I turned around, and there was a young black man standing there. I then remembered my original goal before I went to bed: To find my dream guide. The man smiled at me, and I hugged him. I pulled away, and, with my arms still around his neck, I asked him if he was my dream guide. He laughed, and told me no, he wasn't. I then asked him if he was just a dream character, and he said he was one of many. I then asked him if I did indeed have a dream guide, and he told me yes. I asked him to take me to him, and he said he would.

I examined my hands to induce clarity, but they were very out of focus. My DC came up behind me, took my shoulders in his hands, and started to gently sway my to the right and to the left while talking to me. I figured he was trying to keep me in the dream. I glanced over at the wave, which was still stopped. Around it was a very, very vivid triple rainbow.

My DC jumped into the ocean, and I followed. We swam underwater. I was having trouble breathing for some reason. It felt like a heavy weight was on my chest every time I took a breath. I ignored it though, because I knew I'd be alright since I was dreaming. For a brief moment, the ocean floor became a set of digital-looking white circles, but quickly changed back. I remember the ocean being very dark.

Suddenly, my DC and I were in what looked like a small basement storeroom of some sort. It was well-lit, and the walls were white. There was a table off to the right with a few men sitting at it. My DC told them that I wanted to go meet my dream guide. We walked on. He told me to take this very flimsy looking paper key and put it in the lock of this electrical breaker box. I did as I was told, though the key didn't really go in the lock because it was paper. I turned it, and woke up.

Non-Lucid Lucid Nightmare

I had my first lucid and it was the first time I remembered more than one dream. And all of this happened in one night. I think the dream journals must be having an effect. Now I just have to remember to post them on the site.

W.I.L.D

After several futile attempts at wilding I realized that I was not putting much effort into it. I told my self this time I would wild. I lied down and counted my breaths. The first change I noticed was that my breathing became much lighter and easy. I also felt slightly euphoric and numb. I did not experience and of the visual or auditory effects from SP reported by other Dreamviews members. Instead It was purely physical. When I was closer there was a light buzzing at the tips of my toes and fingers. As I got distracted or excited the buzz would fade but I remained persistent. Finally after I got passed the buzzing, It felt like my stomach and chest were being pelted by volleyballs and my back and legs felt like they were lanes for very heavy bowling balls. I was then dragged down into a dream. I instantly knew it was a dream but I was so disoriented by the pelting I received that I panicked and jumped out of my dream bed in my dream room without stabilizing the dream. Every thing was heavily blurred and I felt disoriented. I reality checked immediately by looking at my hands. That was a mistake. I became even more disoriented seeing 8 fingers on one hand. After that I was pulled into my body. I woke in my bed.

My first WILD was very short but I was still surprised how different it felt from dreaming. I am looking forward to experimenting in my dreams when I get the hang of it. I hope the abuse I received in SP is a one time deal.

I figured one lucid for the night was good enough so I headed for normal sleep.

Dream 1- Alien Incursion

I heard noises on the other side of the door, It must have come from the alien ship that just started it's boarding of mine. If I did not lock down the door fast enough the invaders would slaughter everyone on the ship. Everyone new once they enter the ship there would be no stopping them. The door was successfully locked down before they came through. I suddenly heard the invaders attempting to access another door. I ran down the hall and quickly locked down that door too. I looked out the window into space and saw 5-8 hive ship's closing in on my ship. I woke up.

After reading this again it sounds like it could have been a nightmare but I remember being quite calm and relaxed.

Dream 2- Wire across the road/ Allergies

I was walking down the road when I saw 2 kids string a navy blue rope across a road. They thought I was there to tell them to take down the rope but I told them It was fine but they had to move the rope farther down the road. For some reason when it was restrung farther down the road it had feathers on it. A truck drove by and hit the rope and some how got damaged. I went to get the kids mother who's house was next to where they originally set up the rope. As I entered the house the first thing I noticed is that feathers were scattered all along the floor. The mother was standing in the center of the entry way. I was worried that if one of the kids had allergies from the feathers the allergic reaction could be lethal. Suddenly the mother collapsed on her knees looking very pale. She barley managed to say that I had to get the feathers out of the house. Damn I thought it was the mother who had the allergy. As I ran to move her out of the house I woke up.

Dream 3- The worlds weirdest Biology exam

This was probably one of the longest dreams I have had yet. Because It was so long I can't remember the correct order of these fragments.

The main story surrounding all these fragments is that I was staying in an old mansion with my classmates. The mansion in this dream was apparently the former home of Marry Queen of Scots. To pass our Biology exam we had to eat a Pice of Mary's corpse. I should probably play Nazi Zombies in the afternoon.

As we were briefed about how we would eat the corpse, I looked up at the sky. At first there was nothing, then stars in the hundreds filled the sky. They were dazzling. Instead of the blue dots we see in the sky it was almost as if the sky filled with hundreds of suns while still being able to maintain the darkness...

My room mate and I were not happy about the Idea of having to eat a corpse or the pizza our teachers decided to bring in so we agreed on getting some ramen during the night and just fail the exam. We ran down from the mansion at incredible speed. The forest we passed was just a blur. When we finally arrived at a convenient store we grabbed some chopsticks, broke them and then filled the ramen cups with hot water...

Before going out of the mansion I was about to pick up an umbrella until I looked at it closer. The face on the end of the handle was Marry queen of scots. Her face was pale as if she was dead. I think there may have been blood painted on her face but I am not sure. There was also a strand of human hair on it. This freaked me out and made me leave the umbrella where it was... I still don't know why the hair freaked me out more then the dead carved face.

I was in a theme park the next day after the exam. I was talking with my friend again at the theme park next to the mansion. He was complaining about how the rides were old and no fun to ride. I then woke up...

They happened at the first onset of sleep. So it was really muddy looking for the most part.

1. I walked around the house a little bit, and woke up.

2. I walked to the living room, and my sister and my niece was there. I asked them what were they doing there, and my sister told me they were waiting on pizza. I moon jumped across the room, and looked at a calendar and tried to stabilize and the dream faded.

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Dream 1 : Needy Old Lady
Not waking lucid but dream lucid, I could remember past dreaming experiences and fully knew it was a dream.

I was on the road behind my childhood home just walking along. I was not lucid but I knew this was a dream. I say some other people ever now and again. Towards the end of the road there was a young guy who looked something like a young Bob Saget, tall, lanky, very skinny, black hair combed over, he was flanked by an old woman who seemed to be annoying to him. She kept talking at him as if she wanted him to say something or understand her motives. I walked besides them. Then she saw a sitting area on the corner of the block where about 20 people were sitting in a circle waiting for something. I had seen this here before in the dream world, it was like an outdoor deck but this was round, on the corner of the homes property near the street and had seating benches in that circle for 2 levels of seats, with a railing around its perimeter. Strange but not too much, still I am not sure exactly the meaning of it or what it is supposed to do. People always sit in it like they are expecting something to happen. The annoying old lady saw it and abruptly broke away from her “victim” almost bumping into me. I stopped short and she turned to me and said “excuse me.”
I saw her sit down up there and exhale like she was finally resting after much stress. “I am finished with life!” she said leaving me to believe that she was between lives instead of being a dreamer. “Freeing isn’t it?” I said, “Yes” she replied with a smile. I walked on up the bigger road to see what else was around. After a few seconds I felt her presence behind me, and to my left, and when I looked she was in the appearance of a Halloween rubber skeleton! I’ve seen stranger appearances but I had to roll my eyes at this one, this was a little weird. The old lady was blathering on about some inane trivial nonsense obviously trying to have my attention. I didn’t give it to her and just kept walking and looking ahead.
She started to feel my legs like they were unnatural to her and my back and stomach a bit (These were all her height as a little skeleton woman). “Oh you’re so real!” she said as if expecting something unreal. “I am real” I said with conviction.
Then the way she was talking changed a bit and when I looked back she was now a little pig woman, with the body of a pig but the face of a woman but with the snub nose. This had to be something she had perfected in her own time, it takes a bit of thinking and manipulations of feelings to get something like this to work. She was saying something about needing help so I picked her up. She sat up in my hand saying something, then I thought that her butt in on my palm, and though this is a dream, it is still disgusting. I shifted her to both hands in front of me so I could toss her out in front of me giving her a bit of a head start. I got a feel of her though and she didn’t feel like a pig instead she had an icky type of old-lady-skin where it is very thin and slips a lot right under the skin, almost how chicken skins slide around on the wet meat after being cooked. This creeped me out so I put her down almost tripping over her. The scenery turned into a home like setting, a long home where we could walk around it like one of those homes that are museums. She was still chattering away as we walked by people to each side of us who looked to be dressed in clothes from the 1700’s. She started to ask why I wasn’t attracted to her. Exasperated I said “I can’t have a relationship with a pig.” She protested a bit with some squealing.
Then she changed into a cow-lady! Now she had a fake cow body like if you were wearing a cow costume, but only knee high to me, and her face was her full woman face with white cow coloring. So she was a tiny fake cow woman. I turned and looked at her and said “Udderly ridiculous” Then I motioned like “get it?”, she was not amused, I walked on. Then she talked about some things she had done to help people as if I would like her for these things she’s done, but by now I was beyond pretenses and was on to have as much fun out of this as I could, so in mock adoration I said, “That’s moo-tastic.” She just stood there exasperated as I walked off and hoped she would not follow. I watched a woman ironing with a hot flat iron in her 1700’s era kitchen as I walked away.

Dream 2: Airport
Still dream-lucid

I was in an airport parking lot and while looking for something interesting to see came to a 18 wheeler being loaded by 3 young adults. I gave it a look and walked in. They paid me no attention. I came to the back of the truck where boxes were piled high, bored and a bit angry at this place, I laid down on the trucks floor. If they thought I worked there maybe someone would get angry and give the place some life! A young woman who held herself like she was in some kind of charge of this work asked the guy in there looking at his clipboard about me “Is this guy working?” “Yea he’s working” the guy said surprising me a bit but I decided to play along for a bit. I got up and followed her to the pile of boxes in the middle of the trucks trailer that had to be sorted “They have to have the info down” she said refereeing to the mailing address info on the boxes. She turned to go back into the truck more and tell me something but I realized this was my chance to freak her out, I could wake up, pulling myself out of the dream area with no apparent way to have left. I willed my real eyes open and could still see her portly self in her red hoody as an after image.

Lucidity: 7/10
Vividness: 7/10
Length: ~10 Min.

I was walking, then I was about a mile away from the bus all of a sudden. I was like "hey, look, I'm dreaming!" So I saw the bus I was on and tried to swim towards it. After swimming for a while I started to fly. Then I landed and saw this black cat. It did everything I did. I ignored the cat. So the bus went behind this big metal thing so I ran very fast and jumped. I jumped very high and didn't make it. Then I just started to jump for fun. I also did a front flip. So I finally got on the bus after an hour and there was a contest thing. We chose a team and tried to touch each other's heads before the timer ran out. I chose the wrong team and was like "oh, man." But it really wasn't that bad. When it started I put time in slow-motion. I just wanted it to do it and it did. So I was just touching peoples heads and this one lady didn't have any earrings on. She was also very ugly.

30.01.2011

Doodle Storm! (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was on a mission, but my mission was not clear to me. The mission, however, led me to a girl's bathroom. The stalls were lined up in a row, each with a label saying GIRL on them. Only one of the stalls said BOY. Every stall was taken up, so I paced back and forth. I smelt weed in the bathroom. Right when I smelt it, a girl left a stall and I went into the stall. I peed, and then left the stall. I woke up.
My eyes were still closed when I woke up, so I began to imagine me walking out of the stall and doing a RC. Everytime I envisioned it, it became more vivid. I was back in the dream, and I left the stall after flushing. Next to the mirrors by the sink was the word DREAM in white font on red paper. I knew I was dreaming.
I didn't do a RC to become lucid. I knew I had to main tasks, so I decided to do the lucid task of the month first. I teleported to my house, since I didn't know how much control over the dream I would have. Everything in my house was normal, but my dog was locked outside. I ignored him as I went out the door and across the street. I screamed "It will now rain!". Instead of it raining, I was now a doodle on a piece of lined paper. Again, I shouted "It will rain!". It started to rain, but my strongest senses were my smell, touch, and hearing. I heard thunder, so I screamed out "A lightning bolt shall hit me, but not wake me up!". Of course, I looked down, and I felt the lightning hit my head and electricute me all to my toes. I did the task, but the lightning affected me.
I teleported back to across from my house, but everything was blurry! The lightning made my vision blurry. I walked to my house and felt the bricks. My vision wasn't any better. I then screamed "CLARITY NOW", but that did not work. My second personal task was to meet my Dream Guide. I said "When I open this door, my Dream Guide will be there." I opened the door, and I saw a very blurry figure. The only thing I can make out was a silver Bowser shell. The creature did not say anything to me, while most of my DCs do. It felt like it was just watching me.
My dog was still barking to come inside, so I went to the door where I saw his face. He looked like a vampire that wanted to eat me, so I left him outside. Then, I decided to wake myself up so I can remember everything.

So I find myself in my school's studyhall. I get up from my seat and head towards Spanish class. Then, I became Lucid without dreamsigns. I forgot to do the TOTY, so I went to go do anything I could think up. Then, I awoke. Crap...

30.01.2011

Taxi Driver (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was having a lucid dream during which I went to a party in a hotel, hosted by some mob boss. I gradually lost lucidity as I downed shots at the bar, and soon found myself face down in a urinal in the men's toilet. I tried to get up but couldn't. I was far too drunk. A huge, suited, mafia bodyguard-type was standing in the doorway of the toilet looking at me with disgust. I was afraid he was going to beat me up or something, so I said,
"Dude, can you help me up here, I fell." This instantly reminded me of many previous WILD attemps. Usually there's some kind of threatening figure standing over me as I'm paralysed in bed. To make the most of the situation, I nod at my arm and ask the apparition to help me out of bed. This has the dual benefit of getting me moving and reducing my percieved fear of the thing through identification. The mafia guy helped me up with one tug of his foot-thick arm. I was still swaying dangerously. Before he let me go, he pulled me close to whisper in my ear.
"Remember you're dreaming, kid," he said. Immediately I stood still and looked down at my right hand. It had six definable fingers, and was blurry. I threw my arms in the air and whooped. It reverberated around the inside of the tiled bathroom.

I knew it was late morning in the real world, and I doubted that I had much dreaming time left. I opened a window in the bathroom and climbed out into the car park. A limosine pulled up, and out stepped Ricky Gervais. I wondered why he would be doing such a small gig, but remembered it was for the mob- they probably paid handsomely. As I ran towards the wall at the edge of the parking lot (with a few people running with my of whose identities I am no longer sure), I tried to remember one of the easier parts of the task of the year. I knew it was all to do with famous movies, and a lot of them would require a serious scene change. I was nowhere near water (Jaws), or space (Star wars), or Greece (300). I jumped the wall and found myself on a busy road.
"Aha!," I thought. "There's one part to get myself hit by the taxi from Taxi Driver!" Turns out there isn't, and I don't know where on earth I got that from! So I ran out onto the road and jumped in front of the first yellow taxi I saw. I shut my eyes for the impact, which wasn't painful. However I was thrown through the air, and bounced off several other cars moving at high speed. When I opened my eyes again, I was on the roof of the original taxi, somehow. It was still driving along merrily. I swung through the driver-side window, and booted the driver out the passenger side. Then I put my boot down and took off. After a few minutes, it became clear that I wasn't the only one driving the car. I looked to my right, and there was DeNiro at a steering wheel and pedals on the other side! I put this down to living in the UK, where the driver's seat is on the right side of the car, not the left, where I was sitting now.

So, it started out on some tropical island, where I was diving for pearls, but had to get up because of sharks. I went into the village, and found that some woman was made a hero because she had made power using sun panels. Then I became Uncle Scrooge with his butler, and for some reason that woman was made at me for not paying my butler enough oO. Anyway, about that I began to lucid dream, so I decided to start flying, and so I did, and I ended up in New York, I knew that cause I saw linkin park (Not the rapper, but a park, and something told me it was named linkin park Then I remembered task of the month, and I flew out of the city lines and landed on the earth. There was some random DC spectators, while I summoned a storm. And as I drew fourth my arm, a lightning struck it, and a warm and strange feeling went through my body. It wasn't uncomfortable, for I was expecting it to be a feeling of power, and I had planned to use it to complete the second task (grow in size and stomp over a city). So I grew about 4 times larger, but couldn't really get any larger than that, so I just sorta kicked a pair of buildings, and stomped over a DC. Later I flew down to my school, where there was a girl I wanted to "you know". Problem was that every room we got into, was kinda stuffed with DC's, untill we found a toilet where we did it. (It hadn't crossed my mind to just get the DC's to disapper, but whatever, it was a nice dream )

Desert Crystals

I was walking out in the desert with my friends tom and rueben. I kept finding little clusters of random crystals growing out of the sand. They were big crystals and some very amazing ones which I have never seen anything like before, they almost looked like glass blown and cut crystals. I was only choosing one or two of the coolest looking crystals from each cluster but before long I had full pockets and hands. I thought it was strange I had found so many amazing crystals so I did a RC and realised I was dreaming. This is the first time I was sad to become lucid, not overly sad but I knew that the crystals I had found were not going to be their when I woke up. I walked away from what was going on and called out for drizzt and my dream guide but then I woke up.

RPG World

I was in an RPG kinda world, everything was like a 3D game, the characters around me were from oldschool RPG's, they were all shorter than me and kinda chubby although this may have just been from the bad graphics! I dont remember how I became lucid but throughout the whole dream I had awareness. One of the characters was a zelda kind of person. I think she wanted me to do a quest or something, she was definatly more important than the other chracters. Just meters away was a small pyramid structure, it wasnt more than 5 meters high and had a large openeing. It was like an entrance to a set of tunnels or something. It was dimly lit inside with flaming torches. I made my way in and saw a man make his way out of the shadows with a long wooden staff. He looked young and fit like a warrior. He was crouched in a defensive pose making his way to me and I asked him not to fight and if he could come out into the sun with me and teach me some contact staff. He agreed and we walked back out of the pyramid, the other characters were still thier but they were more human now and everything didnt look 3D anymore. We both had a play around and he did a few cool tricks that I am trying to learn IWL but I think I need to train with him again as I didnt quite see how to do the trick properly.

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