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Dream 1 - 2:10AM

I can see towards a house. It's located near my estate over the old train lines rump. As I'm observing the house I can hear a man talking to an interviewer. He's telling the interviewer about everything I'm looking at. He house seems to be a spiritual house from what the man is saying. He's talking about meditation. I see a door which has a webbing design going across it.

I see the house from a distance again and the man explains about the Winter Olympics coming here, or had recently been. I think I see the house with snow around it.

Dream 2 - 6:40AM

I'm at my house and I see my brother and someone else. They're talking to Daryl and his Mum on Skype via the computer, which is in the rumpus room. I don't seem to want to chat to Daryl, but I walk up to the screen anyways. I'm shirtless and Daryl spots me, and tells me I'm looking leaner then the last time he saw me.

I make the journey over towards Daryl's house. He doesn't know I'm coming over as it's a bit of a surprise. I'm standing in front of his house and it feels as if I've been here before (in a previous dream). The funny looking boat in the drive way even looks the same if not similar. As I'm walking towards the door I see Daryl's Mum. I greet her and tell her she's lost weight. Her face was a lot thinner and sunken in a tad. She says yes, and puts her head down as if she is thin for the wrong reasons. I have a strong feeling she is unwell and maybe been diagnosed with cancer. I feel bad for telling her she lost weight, just in case that was the reason behind the weight loss. I look across the road and see that 2 men are walking their dogs. One of the guys says to the other, something about the way he walks (dog walks in between his legs), is the reason he finds it difficult. The mans dog which walks it strangely, starts to urinate. It looks as if the man is holding the back legs up, making it do a hand stand while in mid stream. The dogs penis looks massive from the distance. The other man walks in the opposite direction, back over the fence into the grassy area. Daryl comes to the door and we greet each other. A dog comes to the front door. It's looks like a grey hound. Daryl's Mum is holding their dog, which looks like a black Labrador. Jane puts her dogs paw towards the other dog so it can sniff her dog.

Within no time, the Labrador is laying it's head on the grey hound, as if they're best mates.

Dream 3

I'm walking across the road near the ice cream shop, when I can read a mans intentions from the distance. He's intentions were to act as if he is a homeless bum, and to attack me. I can see 2 dogs at the end of the lights where the man is. As I'm walking across the road, I walk at a 10 o'clock angle to try and stay away from the man. He does the same and walks in my direction. (Feels like I have been here before and done a similar thing) I begin to make a run for it and head towards an undercover car park. I see a man inside a little booth and hope he's able to help me, but he locks himself in and doesn't intervene. I throw my wallet down on the ground. Moments later I turn around and punch the man chasing me in the face. It's a good hit, and drops him on his arse. I start to think about the damage I would have done to his eye. I eventually make my way back to towards the wallet. In the process of walking there, I see a picture of a achievement unlock for missing item not acclaimed. It says that I failed to complete finding my wallet, and that it had been taken by the man chasing me. Another picture comes up showing the amount which was left in my wallet. There was around $1000 in it. I can see similar threads to Kayley's, when looking for wallet?

Dream 4

I'm sitting on the ground and Daryl is showing me pictures of his friends son and daughter. The kids look a little odd looking. Daryl seems to favor the son. The photo of the son was of him standing close to the camera, whereas the daughter was amongst other people sitting on a couch.I can see a picture of Daryl receiving a birthday cake off of his friends in Yeppoon. They got him a ice cream cake.

Daryl is standing at a fridge. He's holding up the box which has the cake in it. I catch a glimpse of the brand on the box which doesn't look familiar. Daryl offers me some but I decline. I do eventually try a little just to get the taste. Daryl raves about how good it tastes but i don't seem to rate it as highly as he does. It's good but nothing special. As they're sitting down, his Mum explains that it would be much better if it had some kind of fruit in it, as well as other stuff. I debate what would be good for the cake and show them a cooking article, which looks to be on a kindle looking device. Daryl unfolds his, now looking like paper.

Dream 5

I'm in a bedroom with my brother. He tells me to hide, because a women in red is coming into the room and he wants to play a prank on them. I hide under the bed which doesn't have a mattress on it. The only thing that's making me less visible is the wooden slats connected to the bed. I worry that I'll be seen. The old women walks into the room and we both lock eyes. I'm sure I've been caught hiding but she doesn't see me. As she walks up a few steps to exit the bedroom my brother hits the button which plays a scary sound, hoping to scare the shit out of the people entering. Another victim walks into the bedroom, and this time it's a young black women. She reminds me of my brothers old girlfriend, except she was white. The black women seems very energetic and is acting all excited. She looks to be stealing stuff off the bed and I realize I left my phone on bed. She doesn't grab the phone. She starts dancing and singing, while eating some kind of treat on the bed. It was inside a box. As she leaves my brother hits the button and scares her. A man walks into the room for a moment then leaves. I don't get to see him, but I heard that he threatened to kill whoever scared him. The door that they all exited out of was my dad's bedroom door.

We're in the kitchen. This time Josh is with us. We tell him what we had been up too and I found it hilarious. My brother didn't seem to think it was as funny as I thought. I notice I have an erection and not wearing any pants, just underwear. I see Dale Thomas (AFL Player) in a scene, he's talking about how he wired up the connections for the clubs internet. I can now see another AFL Player kick the ball up into the air next to a goal post. I think they're looking to shorten the posts. Dale notices the player is kicking wrong and he helps him kick correctly.

Dream Fragments:

I'm in my house and I fart a little too hard and at the wrong time. To sum it up, I shat my pants. I can feel the warmth of the poo sitting in my pants and feel it running down towards my feet. I rush myself toward the toilet, looking like a person who just shat themselves. Lol.

Side Notes:

Swapped mattresses. Felt a little soft. Got to sleep quicker then usual. Woke up around 5AM and struggled to get to sleep for an hour.

So, I haven't recorded these dreams all day so that means my recall will be a little off today guys.

1. I was in some huge ocean, and it was crystal clear, but at the same time had an electric blue/teal glow to it. I was scuba diving with a friend. As we were swimming, I saw a massive stingray start swimming towards us. This stingray was gray and had a "wing" span equal to the length of 3 football fields. Me and my friend now started swimming towards it. Once we got right in front of it, we got on top of it.
We stood on top of one of its wings, and my friend started creating a huge air bubble. He somehow got a giant air bubble to form on the stingray's wing and got it to stick to it so it wouldn't float off. At first, it was mainly a giant bubble filled with water, but my friend somehow got all of the water inside of it to be sucked out. Once he did that, we got inside and took a brake. I breathed in the fresh air inside of it, it was just like regular air.
By the way, the entire time I was in this massive ocean, there were jellyfish everywhere. This ocean was filled with jellyfish, and there was 1 jellyfish for every square foot. These jellyfish were all deep black in color, and were just floating around. I remember me and my friend trying not to touch them, and I didn't know much about them or what they could do.
Later on, the dream restarted itself, I now found myself swimming in the same ocean, but this time my sister was swimming with me. I looked around, and the jellyfish were still everywhere and they still looked the same. I looked ahead and saw the Stingray approaching us, I told my sister what we were going to do and that we were going to get on top of it a create an air bubble. Once the Stingray got right on us, we got on one of its wings and I started to create an air bubble. I created a water bubble and then proceeded to suck all of the water out. Me and my sister then got inside of the air bubble and we rode the stingray back to shore because we were really far out.
Once we got to the shore, I remember going on top of a huge wall that was about 50 meters high. I walked into a room on top of this wall(It was pretty wide) and when I went inside, it was my living room. The living room of my house was on top of a wall. Inside, my dad was on facebook. His cousin Karen had just started an argument with him, and I remember her comment saying something like, "You are a no good, worthless, deviant child", and this was aimed at my dad. My dad got pissed and started ranting about her and how disrespectful she was.
I remember going into my laundry room and throwing away some trash(our trashcan is in there). When I did, and I opened the lid by pressing down on the panel with foot, I looked inside and saw alot of paper towels that had alot of tiny holes in it, as if someone punched alot of holes in it(like with notebook paper). My awareness started kicking in at this point, but it kept going off and on. I remember thinking about this and how I wanted to stay fully aware. I was aware at this point, but I wasn't sure if it was a dream or not.
I walked back outside of my living room and went to the edge of the wall and looked over. Now there was a huge city where the ocean used to be, and it looked like a city from tron, but it had the graphics of a video game. The entire city looked "electronic" in a sense. As I looked at a skyscraper right in front of me, I thought about my friend Lane. I "remembered" that he told me that he had stored all of his "music files" into every room inside of that building.
I thought about all of the music I had, and I knew that it would only fill up one section of the skyscraper. As I thought about this, one entire section of the skyscraper turned neon red(I'm assuming this was supposed to represent the music files being inside of that section of the building). My mom came outside and she wanted me to come back inside. I explained to her what I was doing and about the music files and stuff.

2. I was in my old middle school, Vogel, and was walking down the hallway where my old classes were. I was supposed to go to room 326 to take my test. As I walked down the hallway, I noticed that the hallways looked the same as they did years ago. I continued walking and eventually came to the last hallway where my old classes were. The main hallway was rather crowded, it was filled with the belongings of all of the other students taking tests.
Apparently, I had made it just in time, because the tests were about to begin, but I hadn't really found my class yet. I saw my old teacher Mrs. Williams who was my science teacher in 6th grade. As I came up to her, I asked her where my class was. Just as I did so, the announcement speaker came on and told people where they needed to go according to their last names. "Last names that start with A-G, room 326", the lady said. I remember continuing to look for my class. I'm not sure if I found it.

3. I was inside of some store, and I was the only one in it. Nobody else was inside, not even a store manager or employee or anything. The only thing in this store was two racks with many types of jackets on them. When I looked at them I "realized" that all of the jackets on each rack, were my old jackets from when I was a kid. I tried some of them on, and many of them I could no longer fit it.
I looked outside and was astonished. A massive thunderstorm was going on right now, it was so bad. The wind outside was insanely strong, and it was raining down extremely heavy. The clouds were really dark as well. I opened the door for a second to see how bad it was, and outside it felt like some kind of Arctic wind. It was so cold outside. I closed the door and knew that I was going to need to put on a heavy jacket if I was going to go outside.
I looked at the 2 racks again and tried on some more jackets. I remember putting on a really thin, small jacket. It was white and navy blue with horizontal stripes and it had 2 giant holes right where each arm pit was. I was going to wear it, but then I saw the arm pit holes. I then went over too the 2nd rack and picked out a heavy, green, winter jacket. I put it on, and prepared to go outside. I knew as soon as I went outside, the wind would mess up my hair, but I had no choice.
I opened the door and walked outside. It was still really cold and windy. I ran to another building not far from the one I was in. Once I got inside, I looked around. The interior of this building was all black, the walls, the floors, everything that had to do with the foundation of the building. I saw my friend Matt from 9th grade and we talked. He had a bowlcut and I thought it looked unusual on him. I remember sitting on the ground next to a row of chairs and eating some food. The old lady that was in charge of this building got mad at me and told me to clean up my mess. I told her that the crumbs that were on the floor around me weren't mine.
I hid my trash in an empty bag of chips on the ground in front of me and got up and walked off. I never threw away my trash.

4. This dream was more like one of those movie dreams where you just spectate the entire thing. Here goes:
A man and his wife lived in a one story house in a neighborhood. The wife was inside of the house, and walked in the room where her daughter was sleeping. I think her daughter was only about 3 or 4 years old. She picked her up and cradled her in her arms. The wife had red hair and talked as if she were talking to a camera man in a documentary.
I remember as she talked, her hair instantly turned black and got longer. Her hair was still curly though. She talked to the "camera man" and said that she was trying to contain her hair, but that it was really hard. She kept trying to get the point across that she was really trying. After this, the wife walked outside with her husband. I came into the dream and became the wife. As I walked outside, I walked on the rocky concrete road and it hurt my feet. I looked down and saw that I was barefooted. The rocks I had just walked on really hurt my feet.
I turned around to go back inside and as I did, I looked to my right and saw a small dog sprinting towards me. It was really small, and had brown hair with gray accents in it. I thought about making a run for the door to get inside, but I knew I was too late and I would have to face this dog. I ran to get a little closer to the house and the dog met up with me about 7 feet from the door. At this point, when the dog was only about a yard away from me, it turned into a small squirrel like/ fat guinea pig creature. It could still run fast though.
Once it got close enough to me, it jumped onto my right arm and started running up to my shoulder. I knew that once it got up to my shoulder, it was going to bite me in the neck. Just as it got near my shoulder, I grabbed its entire body and choked it inside of my hand. The husband of this woman that I became, was just standing on the side of the road next to their house, just gazing off into the distance.

5. I was in a really big, advanced city. There were skyscrapers all around, and there were so many buildings that on the streets, it seemed like it was always overcast. I was with my family and we had just walked into a "Luxury" McDonalds and we starting telling the lady what we wanted. I ordered alot of stuff, including mac and cheese. Everything I ordered, they had available. Once they took our orders we went to go sit down at a booth.
We started walking towards one booth, but then a black couple sat down in it. We approached another booth and another group of black people sat down in it(BTW I'm not racist, just trying to specific.) We continued on and sat down at a booth near them. There were alot of booth seats, and each one could hold about 6 people. Each booth seat was set up extremely close to another one next to it.
In the booth me and my family sat in, we sat right next to a black woman in a dress, and her child. Her child was half asleep sitting down across from her. I remember at the counter when I finished telling the lady what I wanted, she gave me 1 fry, I'm guessing to serve either as a preview of what I was about to get, or as an appetizer, I'm not sure. Anyways, I brought this one fry with me to the booth. The black lady with her son noticed it and said, "Hey, isn't that my fry? Give it to me". "No, this is my fry. The lady at the counter just gave it to me", I told her.
I then picked up the fry and took a bite out of it. It tasted like a raw potato skin, and thats exactly what it looked like. It was really greasy and was partially green and almost fully black. It was as thin as the skin of a potato as well. After I took this bite out of it the lady in the dress with her son asked me, "Well, can I have it?". I gave the rest of the "fry" to her and she gave it to her son. Her son woke up, and after looking at it, he decided that he didn't want it. The lady took the fry and kept it next to her.
After that, I waited a few more minutes and eventually my dad was about to leave because we waited so long. Finally, the lady that took our order came over to us with all of our food on a tray. She gave me something that was supposed to be my mac and cheese, but all it really was, was a thing of medium fries with small blocks of cheese attached to the fries. I noticed that it wasn't mac and cheese, but I started eating it anyway. It tasted pretty good.

In my previous dream I had just gotten shot in the head, I told the person to do it. I laid still afterwards and waited for the whooshing to start. I visualized myself in a parking lot and that is where I ended up.
I felt everything around me, stabilized and looked at the fine hairs on my arm. It was raining a little bit I think and was a little windy. I had a really weird feeling in my legs, kind of tingly. I tried to summon somebody but they looked really weird. Like half of the normal face then half the face of Arya Stark from GoT. So I tried somebody else to summon and they had their head on a horse. The horse chased after me and kept nudging me and woke me up.



I laid on my right side and waited for the noises, like the whooshing and tinnitus kind of things. Then I focus on them and make them louder, and then I visualized myself in to the dream and it worked. Was after around 8 hours of sleep and I had a dream right before it.
I feel like I can enter into this phase really easily now after some sleep, going to keep working on it.

tired all day, 100mg b6, 2mg melatonin, 1 scoop UYM muscle-builder, noticed no effects
B6 for better memory/recall, didn't notice any difference. Muscle-builder addiitonally for night-time energy since was quite hungry at bed-time. Woke up with a bit of a sort of stuffy head feeling.

00:00 Sunday 2014-08-17

(early morning recall, frustrating, almost nothing but fragments and I *know* there was a lot more there, nothing other than first impressions would come in at all despite diligent effort)

06:30

+(f) I've come up with a guaranteed way to make money, it's so simple I can't believe everybody doesn't do it, based on real estate

+(f) I'm at a table tasting two different Chardonnays, I can't tell the difference, I hear a wine-snob type says one of the wines isn't ready, the other one has "hints of Acacia."

+(f) I'm surfing on water apologizing for the complexity of something I've prepared

+(f) gathering the opinion of colleagues on some work I've done, I'm describing it a bit

+ in a garage full of toys I inspect a bicycle that's just come out of the washing machine and is dripping wet, I look at its small transparent seat, I'm sitting on a child's bike the handle bars are loose and not aligned with the front wheel, an Indian father is looking at a 1-foot tall robot toy and talking on a cell phone talking to his kid(s) saying "they're willing to trade, but there's no guarantees"

(late morning, got back to sleep, yay)

09:15

+ (near lucid) flying through a series of glass-windowed walls, a new wall appears before me every time I fly through the next one, I can't break the cycle with expectation, I think this is ridiculous I've never had this issue before when flying, I see a city scape in the distance with night-time city lights, the tinted walls of windows has controllable-polarizing where the level of darkness is controllable. I fly out the first time through the glass expecting to pass through easily but get a bit stuck. Second wall I encounter I choose a section that is open with a screen that is not connected on the right side, expecting to pass through easily but I hit the screen and need to push it aside slightly. Looking ahead I see each glass wall fading in to appear farther in front of me just before I fly through one more.

(This was noteworthy in that my dreams usually do not troll me so obviously, putting me into an unescapable loop like that, that may be the first time I recall it happening.)

+ In my home living room, I'm looking in to the top freezer section of our fridge, I see some ice cream bars there I try to pick one up but it's quite soft, I see several more and realize they're all soft, I look at the freezer box and notice it can't close properly there is a lot of ice/debris in the way so I try to clear out the door area and around the side so that it will close. I step back and look at it and realize part of the front door and side wall are entirely missing, that's why the ice cream is soft, I tell my wife the freezer is broken, (I think someone in particular [a woman] has done this).

I then see my son S2 at a cute young age and lie with my back on the floor and put him on top of my bent knees (on his stomach) and play motorcycle with him several times, raising my legs and flipping him head over heels onto my chest. I realize I didn't do the whole game properly and so repeat it. I want to experience this time with him at this age for a long time, I think it's really important to value this time with young children. When finished, I reach over to S1 lying near me on the floor (present age) and pull him to me by his hand but nothing then happens. I'm still lying on my back and an older unrelated girl (JG I think) wearing PJs lies on my legs which are still in motorcycle-game-position and wants to play too, I feel her heavier weight, feel her body a bit through the PJs on my leg, and think we should stop before someone sees.

I'm walking through some outdoor small area around tables looking for my young-age S2 again, I think about summoning him, it doesn't work, there are other small kids running around and a parent watching over them.

+ abstract/weird "dream-like" huge amusement area/slide, riding balloon falling on cartoon spikes. This slide/area is in the distance, then it's in front of me, I look down the white slide to see various rides/attractions on it including a water-spraying game in the distance.

+ I receive a memo / email at work, I read it but am a bit confused about its meaning. At first I think an "MP" (VP probably) wants to meet with me to commend me on my excellent work and offer me a continuation of my contract or maybe a permanent position. Then reading it again I think it says he's meeting with underperforming empoyees to diagnose the problem. I'm in a meeting room but it's filled with empty-headed marketing types, it's not my meeting. I'm walking around and am carrying two bottles filled with lucid dreaming supplement capsules, I take some capsules and a bunch of them spill on the carpet, I'm trying to pick them up but they keep spilling (DREAM SIGN!), I want to put them into a drawer so they're not seen, I don't want them to think I'm a drug addict, they won't understand about LD supplements. One of the bottles has written around the rim next to the cap "National Steroids", so I know they'll think I'm a druggie. (Something about coins?) I'm looking for the meeting I enter a room and see people in elegant black evening wear it's a celebration of the company's success, there's a beautiful marketing woman in black sleeveless evening dress, she lifts her arm and I see a glistening spot on her armipt and think this is a patch of deodorant.

I walk to the end of this narrow room turn the corner and head right back the same way I just came in the new room which is also narrow it has hair-dressers cooing over an infant, I think the meeting room is off to the left at the end of this room.

+(f) leaving a diner I get a splinter in my bare foot, I try scaping it off on something, I must have left my sandals in the diner.

Color legend: Non-dream Dream Lucid

Lucid #231: Fedoras and Flatulence

I wake up feeling disappointed that I didn’t manage to have a lucid dream. Well, too late for that -- Wife and the kids are up and getting ready and my folks are here too. I feel grumpy and sorry for myself, but I get started with the day. Lots of mundane stuff happens and eventually we all wind up sitting at a cafeteria table across from a pedestal.

The pedestal fascinates me. It has the vague outline of a statue on it, which will fade from looking fully physical to almost completely invisible. It’s a statue of Artemis, and I know that nobody can see it but me because I’m the only lucid dreamer in this whole place. As I’m staring at this statue, a brown-haired woman in her early 20s sits down in the chair next to me, a little closer than appropriate. She touches me on the shoulder flirtatiously and leans in. “Hi! What are we looking at?”

I feel uneasy about how close she’s getting but also attracted and flattered. I feel like I don’t know how much information I should reveal about being a lucid dreamer, so my answer is guarded: “That’s supposed to be a statue there.”

“Well, what do you see?” she asks.

The truth: “It’s a statue of Artemis. I can see it because I’m a lucid dreamer.”

“That’s amazing!” she says. She makes a few more comments about lucid dreaming and then stands up. Her inner thigh brushes my left hand as she gets up and I again get that mix of attraction and discomfort. She smiles. “You should call me if you ever want to talk to me about it.”

I think that I’d have no way to call her because I don’t have her phone number. I’m about to ask her what it is but stop when I realize how bad that would sound. This all feels strange to me now. I look to my right and my family isn’t here with me. It’s just me. I take the nose pinch reality check and I blow right through, becoming semi-lucid but just not completely convinced. .This feels so real, am I sure? I hit a second nose pinch and now I’m fully lucid.

I get up from the table and move into an adjacent room, remembering my intent to summon Dreamer. My go-to method has been transforming an existing DC into her, so I look around at the few dream characters wandering this scene and confidently grab the nearest one. It’s a short, pudgy Asian male, overall a really abysmal candidate for this transform into Dreamer. I want to be confident though so I go right ahead with trying to transform this dude.

I press my hands along his scalp, spreading Dreamer’s purple hair color along his scalp. He’s smiling and kind of chuckling at this, seeming to find it funny. The purple is coming out but whatever paint is coming out of my hands feels really clump and uneven. The guy’s scalp is kind of sweaty, too, and the purple paint even starts running down his face. His hair isn’t even half purpled before I get frustrated after a long time trying. Okay, maybe he looks too different, try changing the face. I start mashing on his face with my hands, trying to change his look into Dreamer. He seems to be getting kind of pissed at me for this and the whole thing just becomes awkward.

Okay, move on. I leave and walk into another room with a strange, gently wavy floor. I try the behind-the-back summon, narrating that “I feel Dreamer’s hand over here,” but I feel this doubt like I’m not doing things properly. I call out “[Dreamer]!” (using her real name) and vaguely hear a response, and I decide that she must be up ahead in some nearby room. I decide to use my old trick of demanding that the dream show me the way, and now when I call for Dreamer, a doorway glows with bright yellow light.

I continue moving through another series of 3-4 doors this way, demanding to be shown the way and the dream complying. I wind up in a large, cavernous room filled with DCs. There is a group of nuns near one side of the room that are dressed in unusual red habits. A large number of adults wander the room (more women than men) and close to the center of the room there’s a shallow pit where a large group of children are playing together. I ask the dream to show me where Dreamer is, but the glow effect always seems to be slightly out of view, frustrating me. I demand out loud that “Everybody point to where [Dreamer] is in this room.”

Every character in the scene turns toward a young, blond girl that’s playing in the pit. She’s about 6, her hair much shorter and lighter than I would have imagined, but I feel like this is her. I walk up to the child, who looks up at me with a goofy, slightly crooked-toothed smile. I place my hands on the sides of her head and say, “This is you, you’re [Dreamer].” As I say this, she grows to full height and now she looks completely like herself, apart from the fact that she has the little girl’s short, blond hair.

“Thank you for finding me!” she says. Dreamer puts her arms around my neck and we briefly hug. Almost immediately, all of the DCs in the room move toward, all of them smiling at her, greeting her, and wanting to interact with her. Some of them congratulate her. I stand by a few feet to the side, interested and amused. As each of the DCs greet her in turn, at one point a man comes up with a tiny fedora and placed it onto her head as if he’s crowning her.

The happy throng of DCs congregate around Dreamer as they all walk toward one of the room’s exits. I feel sad to see her leave the dream scene so early but all of this feels very natural to me, so I don’t resist it.

Once I find myself alone, I walk through another exit into an office scene with lots of people working at desks. It looks like we’re high up in a skyscraper. I make some mischief in here with telekinesis, throwing a plastic sign, tossing a desk, picking up one poor guy who’s just trying to get his work done. The office workers start seeming uncomfortable with my presence, so I look for an exit.

Off to the side is a platform with a waiting helicopter, so I climb aboard. Another DC tries to get on with us, and there’s a brief argument about who should get to come aboard. The pilot says (referring to me) “He can do whatever he wants,” and we take off. We fly over the city for a good while and I spy a few buildings that look reminiscent from spots in Breaking Bad. Eventually the helicopter hovers over a forest clearing near a building and I jump out. The helicopter flies off and I’m alone again.

I remember that I have a lucid dare from Dreamer that requires me to perform a Super Advanced Fart (one which is “very long, loud, and powerful”). At first I feel like this will be impossible. My body isn’t giving me “the signal” that anything can be conjured up. I know that this is a dream, though, so I convince myself that a bubble of pressure is forming in my stomach. Once that’s there, a good push sends me into a full eruption. The emerging fart is ultra loud and super powerful, lifting me gently into the air. It feels like there’s a hand or a platform under my butt lifting me upward. I wobble around unsteadily in the air, leaning left and right and bobbing a bit. It feels like I have a jet pack on.

I’d hoped to have enough propulsion to reach lower earth orbit, but I never get more than 15-20 feet off the ground. As the “event” ends, I settle back down to the ground. Dare achieved!

I’ve still got some dream left, so I decide to find Dreamer again. I ask the dream to show me where she is, and a door glows on a nearby building. I head for the door but before I reach it, I have a false awakening at the foot of a bed. Wife is lying on the bed, completely unclothed, writing on a notepad. I feel extreme sexual attraction and I curl up next to her. The moment that I kiss her neck, though, her clothes reappear. Then she shows me that she’s making a list of personality quirks that makes her good at Jeopardy questions. I’m still trying to figure out how to turn things frisky when my dad walks by on the way to the kitchen. The mood is officially ruined, so I get up for the day before waking up for real.

1.
I was in some sort of public theater that had a white interior. The floor was made of white tiles as well. I was walking outside with my mom, dad, and my sister and as we were walking down a hallway of the theater in order to get out, my sister told us that she felt sick. Right after she said that she threw up a little bit. We scolded her and told her to go back and clean it up.
An officer that was guarding the theater saw this incident and enforced, "Yea you better clean that up or else I'll have to write you a ticket if you don't." I remember my sister acknowledging this and then going back to clean it up. My dad was really upset about this and kept on telling her to clean it up. When she threw up, the only thing I saw come out of her mouth was a type of white, thick spit, and it was only a little puddle the size of one's palm.
Me and my dad walked out of the theater place and I kind of wandered off and walked around the parking lot. I saw a group of my friends around the middle of the parking lot just chilling, so I met up with them. One guy that was there was a guy I knew from ROTC, he had a twin brother so I had no idea which brother he was, or what his name was. Him and my friends were playing with silly string and just spraying it around. All of my friends were partially covered in the silly string, which was a dark neon pink in color. I asked the twin if I could have some of the silly string, and he told me, "Nah dude get your own, there's some over there". He said this in a really grumpy way.
I turned around, and only about 20 feet away from me was a can of silly string, and it was pink. I picked it up and as I did the twin told me I was going to go into "Zombie mode". Instantly as I picked it up and held it in my hands, a transparent film of dark neon pink covered my entire field of vision. I found out that whenever I jumped into the air, I would jump pretty high and it would be in slow motion.
I went around my friends in this, "Zombie mode", and sprayed them all. I even ran around them just spraying the silly string into the air. I remember feeling it about to run out, so I ran up to a pole and started to climb up it. The climb was really easy considering that I was in slow motion. I continued climbing, but I couldn't make it to the very top. I made it really close to the top though, and when I did I looked down and ahead of me and saw my friend Brittany and I got her attention and tried to scare her.
She saw me and I saw that I startled her. I came down from the pole and put down the silly string. Now, I was no longer in, "Zombie mode". I looked around the parking lot, and at myself. I noticed that I was shirtless and that my abs were showing. I looked across from myself and about 30 feet to my side there was a buff guy that was also shirtless and he was walking with his family to his car. He had slightly better abs than I did mainly because he looked like a teen body builder.
"He's my only competition", I thought. With this I started walking back inside to the theater. My dad met me at the entrance of the theater and we both walked into the doorway of another room directly to my left. It was the closest room to the exit. Inside of this room, there were multiple computers everywhere. The computers were put inside of tan bathroom stalls. In each stall, there was supposed to be a toilet seat as well, so I'm assuming that one could use the computer while they were doing their business.
I approached the first stall and my dad told me, "That's the one I usually go into". I looked inside of it and noticed that this stall was really small and also really packed. It was missing a toilet and it had a huge computer inside. I left this stall and looked around for others. As I did so, I noticed that there were no other stalls only computers. As I continued walking, I was confronted by a girl. She was rather short and had black hair. She started flirting with me as I looked for a computer to get on. I asked her, "Whats the best computer you guys have in here?".
Right as I asked that, some other girls brought in a huge computer and put it on the desk next to me. They told me that this was a new computer and that it was the, "Super/Mother computer". Exactly what I wanted. Another girl came up to me to see if I needed any help. I recognized her, it was the girl I had a crush on. I was still shirtless inside of this room and all of the girls kept trying to feel my abs and flirt with me.
I had my sights on one girl in specific though, my crush. She looked beautiful and she looked pretty much the same in real life except for the fact that she was alot more tan than in waking life. All of the other girls in the room left, and now it was just me and her. For some reason I brought up the buff guy I had seen in the parking lot to start a conversation with her. "Did you see that buff guy in the parking lot?", I asked. "Yep", she replied. "Yea he was pretty buff and he had really good abs" I said( I have no idea why I talked about him and made him look better like WTF).
Right after this it came to me that I was talking to my crush, and I became Lucid. The first thing that came to my mind that I wanted to do, was dilate time. "Wait right here and don't move", I told her in a nice way. I walked down an aisle next to me and tried dilating time using Hukif's method. I closed one eye and starting counting up from 1. I looked around as I did so and I noticed things were starting to get swirly. I eventually made it around the aisle and I stopped counting at 20. I had rushed the entire method, so I had a feeling it wasn't going to work.
I came back to my crush and she jumped into my arms. I held onto her and decided I was going to carry her around in my arms. For some reason I had difficulty lifting my feet up and walking, but it wasn't because she was heavy. I thought about altering the way I walked to where I could just float through the air, but it didn't work. I carried my crush over to a corner and we started kissing. I'm not going to lie, it felt pretty magical. Somehow, my crush instantly became naked. I looked out the window in front of us and saw a screen. It was the screen of a phone. It was a conversation between a couple. Here's what I remember of it:
Guy: I'm going to eat you out.
Girl: Why? You should do something else.
Guy: I want to lick your pussy (wtf, really random)
Girl: Red!(<<no idea what thats supposed to mean) I want you to do something else( another sexual act).
I was reading all of this while I was fore playing with my crush. I placed my crush on the ledge of the window, and started eating her out(I dont know why, but this is always what I do first to a girl in dreams. Maybe its a fetish?). I was really enjoying myself and so was my crush. I had the feeling that that conversation that I saw was supposed to represent her, and that she didn't want me to eat her out. I didn't want to make her do anything she didn't want to either.
All of a sudden, I started feeling myself about to wake up. I'm pretty sure it was because I focused on myself too much at that moment. I woke up feeling happy and refreshed.

2. I was inside of my room, in bed. I have a feeling that this dream was a WILD/FA because this was the first dream of my naptime today.
I was lying in my bed and the lights were off. I could feel that my eyes were still closed, but I could see through my closed eyelids. I could see my entire room. Immediately after I noticed this, my mom opened my door and checked to see if I was asleep. Seeing that I was, she closed the door. Seconds later she opened the door again and looked inside, and then closed it again. She did this about 5 times, I guess that they either: couldn't tell that I was asleep, or they wanted to wake me up. My sister was right behind my mom as well while this happened.
After the 5th time of coming into my room and then leaving, my mom finally came inside for sure and turned on my lights. (wth, this would've pissed me off in waking life). I didn't move and decided I was just going to stay still. "Mom, I can see through my eye-lids while my eyes are closed", I told her. "No, your eyes aren't even closed", she replied. I knew that my eyes were closed, but I didn't try arguing with her.
My mom told me that I needed to get up because we were going somewhere, I don't remember what she said though.

3. I was inside of someones house, it looked like my grandpa's house. A party was going on, and I was just sitting in the middle of the floor listening to music( lol, no idea why). All of a sudden, everyone came into the living room where I was sitting down, and they sat down too. A group a black dudes sat right behind me, but I stayed chill. Some lady came to the front of the living room and announced that the "Rewards ceremony" was starting.
I put my music in, and as I did so I noticed that I had put in a phone charger plug into both of my ears. I could still hear music, so it didn't bother me and I didn't really care that I was listening to a charger plug. I was starting to fall asleep while I listened to my music when out of the blue, a black guy with dreads behind me pushed me on the shoulder. He was wearing sunglasses and his dreads reached down to the end of his neck.
I took out my music and he told me that the Announcer lady had just called my name for a reward, but I was too late and didn't respond so she gave the reward to someone else. The black guy me was no really mad at me for not getting the reward. The lady kept giving out rewards and gave out about 15 or so of them. After the ceremony ended and she finished giving out rewards, everyone in the living room stood up and started drinking. I stood up as well and just chilled.
Some lady, who I'm guessing was in charge of the party, came up to me and told me that I couldn't drink if I wasn't 18 years old. I told her that I was and she said, "Okay". She started walking away, but I walked with her to convince her better that I was 18. I told her that I had failed kindergarten 4 times and that's what held me back. Once I felt that she was convinced I left her side. I think I looked around for something to drink, but I'm not sure.

4. I was downstairs in the living room of my own house, and I was talking to my dad and my sister. My dad was telling me some kind of story about our house and about 2 weird kind of birds that used to live in the kitchen. I mentioned something about it being the dreamworld, don't remember exactly what I said though. After he told me and my sister the story, I opened the front door of our house and walked out.
I started walking towards the back door with an ambition to see whatever my dad was talking about. It was overcast outside and really dark as though it were about to rain. As I went through my gate and opened up my back door and walked inside, I saw some weird things. I saw two large bowls filled with some unknown mushy half-solid food. In between those two bowls I saw a really small green bowl with grayish-green mushy stuff inside of it.
It was really dark inside my kitchen, and the only light inside was the light that was coming from outside, which wasn't much. I got really scared and ran out the back door and ran back in through my front door.

5. I was with my friends Dylan and Patrick and we were walking in some kind of tunnel. The tunnel had air holes all around it, so not only could we breathe well, but we could also look outside and see what was around us. We continued walking through it, and it was really long. We finally made it to the end of the tunnel and saw an exit to get out of it. I looked down and out through the exit and saw 2 vans with some random mexican dudes just waiting next to them.
I got a bad feeling about leaving the tunnel when I saw them, I felt like they were either going to harm us, or kidnap us. I told my friends that we shouldn't leave the tunnel. The next thing I remember, my grandpa is in the tunnel with us and we walk out of the exit. Suddenly the dream scene changed and now I was in my kitchen. All of the lights were off and me, my dad, and my grandpa were all talking about the dream I had with grandpa in it. Grandpa was telling my dad what happened in the dream and it was all based off of what I told him.
I remember telling my grandpa about the dream inside of the dream. He continued telling my dad about the dream.

6. I was inside some kind of huge arena, maybe a video game map? I looked up at the sky and saw that it was a dark orange and of course the sky was overcast. I was with someone, I think it was my sister, and we were trying to survive. We came to the cliff of this video game map and saw something that looked like half of a tennis court/basketball court that was completely rusted.
I knew that I was supposed to launch something/shoot a cannon on this court. There were many of these courts across the map, and this one was the only one that was cut in half. I remember encountering many enemies across the map, but I don't remember any more of this journey.

4:35 AM: I am on a vacation with my wife at Google. We are on the highway driving, and being passed by little Google pod cars--sort of like roundish hover craft-like vehicles. My wife says they are probably just "spy cars." I think they look cool though. We are then standing in a train station, watching the Google monorail pull up. When the monorail arrives, I see that it is a U-Haul monorail (US moving company) and people can put all of their luggage in the nose of the train.

Then we are on the train, looking for a seat. We pass some odd-looking kids while moving through the carriages, and I decide to nose pinch. Either stuffy nose, or just not aware, because I fail the RC, but something still seems off to me. I inspect my hands, but they look fine. My wife begins to tease me.

"Are you dreaming?" she asks, laughing.

"Sweetheart, please stop that," I say, "Something is really not right here!"

I finally decide I must be awake and proceed non-lucidly (!)

We are now in Google village, shopping (sort of a Disney-like atmosphere, for those who have been). I am shoplifting small items, and slipping them into my pockets. In one of the shops, I hear my wife talking to a woman. She is discussing selling or trading something. I realize she is talking about selling her wedding band, and that some agreement has been made. The woman leaves to get her items, and I approach my wife.

I ask her what she is trading her wedding ring for, and she shows me some glass beads. This frustrates me, as the beads are worthless. I try to reason with my wife, and explain how expensive and important her wedding band is, and add that the beads are worth nothing at all. She seems to be considering.

Meanwhile, the woman comes back with her stuff. I explain to her that we may not honor the bargain. She replies that the agreement has already been made. I reiterate not to get her hopes up, as my wife will probably rescind the offer. I ask her what the beads are made of. She shrugs, feigning unimportance, and says, "I think glass." I appeal to my wife wordlessly, giving her a "see there?" gesture. My wife then reaffirms her decision to trade the ring!

I suddenly have a false memory of my wife selling her engagement ring as well, some time in the past. I tell her--almost crying, almost screaming--how money doesn't matter, and that I can't bear to see her do this. I ask why she is giving away the rings that symbolize our marriage in exchange for trash? I am conscious now of making a scene. She begins crying silently and motionlessly, and tells me if giving the rings away will "benefit other beings," then she will do it. Her tears are like diluted red water. I think this is odd but am too distraught to really think about it.

I now turn to speak to the couple--the woman and her husband--but they have gone. They have used the opportunity to abscond with my wife's rings. I run out of the store after them, and scan the village. There are people about, but the couple is gone.

"You pieces of SHIT!" I scream, but then duck back into the store as I don't want to be kicked out of the park.

Dream ends a little bit after, bits of images coming out of hypnopompic.

If you made it this far, let me know what you think

I waited for the light to turn green and then started walking across the intersection. Cars were passing me going straight, but out of no where a car came from the other side of the intersection that had the red light and it ran right through the light and hit me. I was laying on the ground and a male cop came up to me. I was bleeding out on the street. Instead of waiting for an ambulance to come, he put me in his car and started racing towards the hospital. He kept talking to me to keep me calm and asked me questions. As we got closer to the hospital, I was fading. He asked me what 7 times 3 was to make sure I was still fully conscious. I was confused and answered 24. He was very worried about me and he kept telling me to hold on. He then held my hand the rest of the way there. When we got to the hospital, he carried me and rushed me to the emergency room where the nurses took me away. As I was being treated, the dream was focused on him instead of me. He was in the waiting room talking with other people and worrying about me. A nurse finally came and told him that I would be okay. I just couldn't get over how kind and caring he was towards me, how he held my hand and talked calmly to me. He was a complete stranger yet he cared so much about me.

Ah, yes. Another inspiring lucid to wake up from in the morning, This lucid was actually "created" the night before because I was suddenly like "why don't i take my mind adventures and fun and put it in my dreams". Then, I had this lucid and this is what booted up the series.

For those of you who don't know, I have a sort've persona in my mind (yes, i know, sounds like i'm a schizo ) and his name is Redstar, a goofy name but remember I have been creating these adventures for a few years now, so I was young then. Anyways, he goes to different universes, the main one being the doctor universe, where he mainly goes on adventures with clara (who in the dreams is for some reason my girlfriend? ask my subconscious, not me) and the doctor! He goes to many other universes, like MLP universe and the pokemon universe (who his wife was Nurse Joy, who died in a earlier adventures) and many more! Another thing, Redstar is a Deorum raised with the Doctor on gallifrey. The Deorum are gods, have amazing powers, and can do almost anything. The Deorum and the time lords lived in peace, until the war. Right, lets get on with the dream!

I go into the dream Lucid, or atleast I think I did. I looked around and thought that I can't keep doing stupid stuff like sex or anything, and remembered my goal of redstar. I quickly start talking to the dream. "Aha, yes! I am redstar and I go on many adventures with the Doctor and Clara and many other things. Right now I was planning on heading over to Claras house to visit her and those kids that even I don't know why they are there." I walk over to a nearby house, and I knock on the door. Clara, to my suprise considering this mass dream control is insane for me, opens the door and welcomes me, and at this point she said something about me being her boyfriend? yeah, weird. I walk into the room and see many people, having fun and drinking wine. I turn and ask Clara who they are. "Friends" she said. I nodded, and walked around. After doing somethings I tell Clara that her friends need to leave, as I have something to tell her. The dream, not in my control, for some reason goes months, or weeks, or days ahead to some other planet? Little wisp creature things were there, very cute actually. Then, I woke up.

What do you guys think I should tell Clara? I am already thinking about telling her that the Doctor told me to meet him in the middle of London, where he needs to tell us something. Maybe even another adventure!

The Strange Guy

So in the begining I was in my room doing my own stuff. Me, my mother and my father went to the dining room and started eating, talking about stuff etc.
I had to tgo to the bathroom and the door to the corridor was right infront of the dining room. So when I opened the door i saw blue and black berieson the ground in a path from the dining room to the bathroom.
Just when I got to the table and turned around I saw a man. I emidiatly said DID YOU SEE HIM? M6y parents turned around and I saw him entering the room. I was scared and went to the back of the table where my father was. He started writing down something on the shelf. Right in that moment I saw some pencils. I grabed them and throwed them at him. It was like they realy got stuck in him. He looked at me and then removed the pencils.
I went to my mother which was on the other side of the table and he started arguing about something. At this point he was going back and fort in and out of the room doing something.
At one point my nose started bleeding ( I had this nose bleeding thing when I was young, but know I am ok ) and my mother went to the kitchenwhih was 2 meters away and got some medicine, poured it in a glass and gave it to me. I drank 2 times and i even dindt half the glass. He gave me a big tube of super glue and said YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. I emidiatly grabed it and started opening the window to throw it away. He said DONT DO IT. BE CAREFULL WHAT YOU ARE DOING, but with kinda angry tone. I turned around and wanted to drink from the glass, but my mother told me that he put dust in it. I got rid of the dust ( somehow ) and drink it all on 1 sip.
At this moment I knew that something must be done for him to leave. THere was a knife on the table. I looked at it, looked at him and I knew he wanted the knife, but I quickly grabed it. I started screaming GO AWAY! LEAVE MY HOUSE! LEAVE US ALLONE! I BANN YOU FROM ENTERING THIS PLACE! I BANN YOU! On which he emidiatly dissapeared.
I dropped the knife down and my mother was on the other side of the table. I started crying and went to my mother and huged her as hard as I can. Then my grandma and my brother got home. I continued crying on her shoulder and she said that I had a hard time. And then I woke up.

Now the strange thing is I woke up in another dream which i am going to post here again.

It All Started Good...

So I woke up in the living room ( our living room, kitchen and dining room are one room ) and its very dark even outside. I'm kinda scared of the dark so I pull out my telephone and start my flashlight app. It lights the room as a normall flashlight would.
I get up and get to the dinign room. Sudenly I see 2 old ladies coming towards us ( aperently some girl was next to me and she was my sister and the shoking part I was a girl too ).I open the window and start to get out, keep in mind I live on the 7th floor. We start to walk on the little ramps on the sides. At some point she decided to jump and she did. I could see them old ladies coming towards me so I jumped down too ( in a normal dream I get this strange feeling in my stomach and i wake up emidiatly, but now I landed perfectly ). When I fall down I saw her and she said she hit her leg. I turned around and see a police officer taking the old ladies away saying THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEE WITCHES or something like that. Aperantly now I am a boy again.
We got to the little table thats right next to the block and see there my friendsand some other people who I dont know or just seen. We greeted and sat down. I said that we might not have much time ( aperantly they knew they were dreaming ). So we all get up and start r7uning towards a basketball field.
As we a runing down the street i decide to fly.I set my intentions that I WILL FLY. I jumped and started flaping my hands, but i dint start flying. Some other boys started laughing at me. Then I tried again. I again set my intentions that I will fly, but this time I just jumped and flaped once with my hands and I started flying. I didnt get gback on the ground. i started flying around. Almost everyone got to the field. There were these two girls that were behind they ran kind a slow. So i flew to them and told them you cant fly or something like that. I went to the field.
I got there and aperantly there was a coach and she was a womna. She started talking and explaining some tactis, but I didnt undertstand ( I am not a sport pearson at all ). The 2 girls came down to the field runing, aperantly they couldnt fly. The coach said that they were late and asked them if something's wrong. One of the girls said no. Right at that moment I saw a random girls jaw changing in to some kind of a mutated animal. I knew something was not OK here so I ran away. I got to a big baloon right next to the field and flied on top of it. i heared the coah saying get him.
They all started looking for me. I saw a cave, but it was Minecraft style. I fall down and start entering the cave. But I see one of those strange thing chasing me. I start running towards the cave and all turns in too MINECRAFT style and I turn in somekind of blob. I start stepping on some presure plated to open stairs etc. I almost got to the end, but then one of those mutated things entered and shot a black beam on the wall and all the preasure plates were clicked and all the ways were open. I said to my self this is my chance. I exited the cave.
When I exited the cave I am emidiatly teleported to my living room and watching TV. SO theres this little birtd that looked like an owl and a mage that looked something between Dumbledoor and Gandlf. So I see the remote in my hand and click some button and it opens a menue and theres a Dream Jurnal menue. I close that menue and see that the mage found a hat of another mage and throwed it away. The little owl got it and put it on. It went to the mage but it looked like the mage was turning in one of those mutated creatures. He acted all agresive and took the hat from the owl. And I woke up Oficially

Tell me what you think?

It's been awhile since I've had a lucid, but I broke my dryspell last night! It's been awhile since I've even had decent recall of my dreams. I recently got a job and I absolutely hate it with all my heart(I'm a cleaning bitch at a Chinese restaurant). It's put a lot of stress on my back and ever since I've had this job my recall has just taken a vacation pretty much. However over the past couple of days things have gotten better and I've recalled a few minor details from my details. Last night was a huge step for me. I recalled the full length of the dream, from my non-lucid beginning all the way until I woke up at an undisclosed time after attempting a TOTM. I don't know if I completed the task, but I'll leave that judgment up to OpheliaBlue I guess. Anyway...without further adeui I present my dream:

I dream I'm hanging out around the backyard of my old house. Me and all of my best friends are having some sort of party, and everybody is having a great time. We're all spread out around the front yard, back yard and inside of the house having a great time. However there was a really strange difference about my backyard...there was a large baseball field in the back hard. Not like a MLB stadium, but like a field you'd see at a middle school or something. I can't recall if there was a game or not, but I think there was. Anyway, I was hanging out behind the fence placed behind home plate with my friends. Things suddenly took an interesting and somewhat comedic turn. My friend Logan and Frankie were standing by one another, and Logan began to approach her.
"Hey Frankie." Logan began.
"Uh, hey Logan." Frankie acknowledged.
Logan then started to tense up and become very nervous. Frankie looked at him with her eyebrow raised.
"You know how I broke up with Mia awhile ago right?" he asked.
"Uh...yeah...why?" Frankie answered.
"Well I was just...uh wondering...because I'm single now and all..." Logan takes a slight pause as he begins to shed tears. "I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?"
Frankie now looked utterly shocked and somewhat weirded out at the same time. Logan was an emotional wreck now as tears began streaming down his face. Me and a couple other friends quickly began to walk away and leave the premises of this very awkward situation. All I can remember is seeing Frankie's very distraught face as she dealt with the very complicated situation.
So as we left, my friends and I began walking down the street towards the intersection. I started thinking about things for a minute, and I then realized that I was dreaming, and became lucid. I immediately turned to my friends and informed them.
"Guys, you know this is a dream right?" I said.
"What're you talking about?" one of them asked.
"Here look, I'll show you," I replied. "You see I can't get hurt in a dream." I then ran into the street and jumped in front of a car going about 25mph, and I was hit and thrown several feet away. I got up, completely unharmed and walked back to them, but they didn't seem to care too much. So they kept walking along, and I decided to try doing a RC just to be safe. I plugged my nose, and I was able to breathe through it. Then I looked at the fronts and backs of my hands, and my right hand had seven fingers. I freaked out for half of a second and flailed my hand around.
I thought for a second of what to do, and I quickly remembered to try and do the task of the month. I was obviously obligated to try out my own task that was out in this month, and so it was my goal now to try and hold up a bank with a banana. I ascended into the air, and so did my friend Connor, which was really weird. I then flew across town to where I knew there was a bank in real life. I did find one, but the city looked much bigger and much more urban than it really is. I saw a Key Bank insignia in the distance, and I flew down to the entrance. I landed and made my way to the door. As I did so, I spawned a banana in my right hand, and I then hid it in my inner pocket of my jacket. I entered the bank, and I looked around. There was a bank vault to my far left, a cash register next to it, and a lot of people sitting down and eating meals. What the hell? Okay so I guess this place is a bank/restaurant. I decided to disregard how unorthodox that was, and I pulled out my banana. I looked across the room and saw my friend Michael and his girlfriend Kaitlyn eating in a booth, and our friend Fred was being a third wheel. Oh this was about to get really interesting.
"Alright everyone listen up!" I shouted. "This is a robbery! Everyone get down on the ground now, and don't try anything and no one will get hurt!"
People began panicking and they all got down on the floor as I instructed. I was surprised they listened when I only had a banana as a weapon. I now took my banana and walked down to the cash register and vault, and I noticed some people were trying to get up.
"Hey! I said don't get up or I'll kill you!" I shouted. No one was listening, and I repeated myself a couple more times.
"I SAID STAY ON THE GROUND OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! COME ON I ONLY SAID IT LIKE FOUR FUCKING TIMES!!!" I screamed.
To that, everybody complied and stayed on the ground. I pointed the banana at the girl at the register and told her the usual deal, and she began removing money. Suddenly, I felt my banana be pulled out of my hand. I turned around to see Fred holding the banana, and he then began to peel it. At the same time, Michael came and tried to attack me, but I knocked him over. God damn it all, now I've gotta handle my own friends. I didn't want this to happen. His girlfriend tried to help but I pushed her back and tried to think of what to do with Michael. So, I grabbed a hot dog from the nearest table and shoved it in Michael's mouth and forced him to choke on it. I then turned and saw Fred eating the banana, and I got pissed. I lunged at him and brought him to the floor. I took the rest of the banana and forced it down his throat so he would choke on that. I got up and returned to the register, where several thousand dollars were resting on the stand, and I prepared to take it all. Suddenly, Fred got up and smiled at me. He then pulled some sort of fucking God power voodoo magic shit and everything changed. I saw Fred standing in front of me smiling from ear to ear, and everyone in the room was calm. I saw the money was still on the desk, and I put my hand on it. Fred made me stop, and he made me look around the room. Around the room everyone was holding assault rifles, and I noticed I had one strapped to me too. I may have had one myself, but I was severely outgunned right now. Knowing I had been defeated, I immediately left the bank/restaurant and started walking down the concrete path. I saw more of my friends and other random DCs down a large staircase, and I became curious. I held my rifle, a SCAR-H, and I fired off a few shots. One hit my friend in the knee on accident, but he wasn't bleeding. I quickly realized it was only an airsoft gun...I had definitely been fooled back there. Holy shit. I don't quite recall what happened after that, but I don't think I did much more before I awoke.

August 14, 2014 (part 2)

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Premonition

So, around noon, when we were driving to a fossil dig site to find some fishies, I suddenly remembered what may have been a dream:



I was in the car with my brothers and dad, and we were turning onto a portion of road that has been closed until this day of our vacation here in Utah. We drove up the hilly road, over a mountain. I remember it being fairly steep, and winding and there was a rock wall on our right, and a ledge with a few small trees to our left. I remembered the curvature of the road and the imagery very vividly...



Which is what made me ask, in the car today, "Did we take N. O. Pass yet or did I dream that...?"
"You dreamt it, Kestrel."
"Oh."


Later today, we drove on the road, going the other direction. Even going the opposite way, I could tell... it was basically exactly as it had been in my dream. A few curves were slightly different, but the steepness and the landmarks were exactly the same.


I have never been on this road. It's been closed the whole time we were here, until today. This was such a surreal experience for me, and I had to RC a few times in the car because it was the same as my dream.

[My second entry of the series of dreams of "Lin"]

I was in the phantasmic portal and I somehow spun myself into a scene of a house. I searched for Lin and found her sitting on a chair in a room in blankets. She seemed irritated and tired for some reason. I asked her on a date and she said yes. She sort of just fell asleep after that. I was amazed by the clarity of the dream again, looking around, noticing the color of her eyes and immersing myself in the dream. I was surprised to have time left over to actually sit and think about the experience while sitting next to her. I forgot to ask where we should go unfortunately.
Note: I thought the meditation wasn't working at all until the next thing I knew, I was just there. Like just waking up in the phantasmic portal.

Alright everyone, this morning was quiet out of the ordinary as I had 2 FA's which I both turned into LDs. Not only that but for the first time I was able to interact with a DC (my mother) and I got a response that still leaves me with a lot of questions...

1. Panick at the mall

I'm waiting in a que for something in a supermarket and I seem to be having a good talk with a couple, we laugh a bit and eventually we go outside. There are many people and we're all very packed together, accidently the guy I was talking to bumbs into me and fall down in a puddle of water. I notice the sleeve of my pyjama being wet and I say in a very kind way that it mildly annoys me. Then I'm suddenly on the other side of the mall sitting at a tavern drinking a banana/kiwi smoothie. It's raining very hard outside the windows and the square is empty, the woman that sits at my table is slightly worried as she talks about a new type of tornado that forms during rainfall. I look outside again now paying attention to any whirlwinds and suddenly see one forming. At first it's small and transparent but quickly it grows in a large dense tornado, the woman runs away deeper into the mall leaving me alone and I leave too after I first finish my smoothie that actually tasted quiet good.

2. Awakening* (DILD)

I wake up dazed and see the very early light of the sky that still looks dark and grey, it's 05:00 in the morning I think and don't give it much thought. Until I see the clouds in the sky moving abnormally fast followed by planes flying in a formation. I become slightly suspicious and do a nose-plug RC just incase, what do you think I can breath through it like it's nothing! I sit up in my bed an feel the sheets who are very thin, I do the RC again and try squeezing my nose as hard as I can. It feels like I can squeeze it as tight as paper but still feel no pain and breath normally. Then the dream gets unstable and I feel waking up slightly disappointed.

3. Awakening 2.0* (DILD)

I wake up again and notice I can still see the sky through me windows, even though it's cloudless I still become suspicious because my curtains are open. I do another RC and well, we're lucid again!
I sit up and again start doing the RC multiple times, it's about 06:00 in the morning now slightly brighter than previous LD. I sit at the edge of my bed and think about the fact everything is fake and a product of my mind, I consider doing some RCs I haven't done before, like turning on the lightswitch. It stays dark and I sit back on my bed looking at the switch trying to activate it with willpower or something. I notice my mother sitting at the computer in my sister's bedroom, I ignore her at first but when she walks into my room and starts folding some of my clothing I feel like I have to do something.
I'm slightly worried about what her reaction will be because I still feel this mental barrier of doing things infront of DCs that aren't normal. I start a conversation with her beginning with a very controversial statement in my eyes.

(A= me, B= DC-mother)

A: "You are not my mother."

B: *giggles a bit*

"How nice of you to ask it like that."

"I'll explain it to you, everything you see right now is 'you'."

"You are my child which means..."

A: "That we're genetically partially the same...?"

B: "Yes."

(Note that the actuall conversation was a bit more vague and somehow I got information from her telepathically or some other way.)


Then I notice old pictures of me and my sister as children on hanging of the side of my bed, in most of these I'm happy and playing around. I also see some pictures of my father being happy too and looking at me. I was between 6-8 years old I think in these pictures.
For some reason this made me very emotional and I couldn't help but start crying, it is at this point that I wake up for real

So yeah I was quiet impressed by the answer I got from her, I think by the time I saw the pictures I actually lost most of my lucidity though.

1. I had just walked into Kroger. I was walking around and saw my friend Sydney from school. She looked the same, blonde hair, short and everything else. We were walking together throughout the store and I was going with her to help her get the things she needed. A group of guys behind us started following Sydney and I told her, "Hey we need to get away from these guys, not because they like you but because they're kind of stalking you" (idk).
She did just that and we walked a little faster for a second to get away from the guys. Once we did, I saw some stuff that I needed and told Sydney that I would catch back up with her once I got my stuff. She continued on through the store and got her stuff and after I got what I needed, I ran to catch up with her. I remember seeing someone else here that I knew.
Later on, I was walking on back through the store. The store lights had gone off and I saw people walking around. I looked to the ground next to me and saw a replica of the area of the store that I was standing in(little confusing, it was weird). I walked back towards the entrance of the store and saw a black guy. He said he was "about to start it up again", and it came to me that he was talking about zombies. He started "it" and I saw a wave of zombies starting to approach us fast.
They came around the corner and the guy I was with started shooting them. A minute later when they were all gone, a group of about 5 people showed up and teamed up with the black guy. They stood in a wagon, Im assuming they were waiting for the next zombies. All of a sudden, a group of people popped out from behind the corner that the zombies came from. They were all clones of the group I was standing next to. " I can do whatever I want, none of y'all are real!", said the black guy, "This is my dream, and I control it.". I became Lucid after he said that, and I looked around, "Its been a long time ", I thought.
Out of the blue, the store lights came back on, and I found myself just standing around looking at everything. I immediately started my attempt to Dilate time. I counted up(or down, cant remember) and started walking forward slowly, trying to feel myself really slowing down. It didn't work, and I told myself I'd just give it another try later. With that, I turned around with my next goal in mind, find a DC girl that I've been looking for for a while. I looked around, trying to make her appear, but it didn't work. I tried looking around corners, opening doors, but nothing worked.
When I opened the front door of wherever I was, as I was looking for the DC girl I noticed it was night time outside. The moon was out and it was very dark. I saw a group of girls outside making their way inside towards me. "One of those girls is going to be her", I told myself. All of the girls walked in, and none of them were the one I was looking for. I stood in front of the door way, thinking of another way. All of a sudden, a small rat/guinea pig creature ran inside at full speed and climbed up to my shirt collar. This little guy had really sharp nails/claws, so I didn't want him to "search" my body, as I knew thats what his intentions were.
He told me a few things, but I can't remember them. I buttoned up my collar all the way, so the small guinea pig/rat couldn't crawl inside. The creature approved of me, and let me inside, as if I weren't already. I turned around and to my surprise, found that I was now inside of my house. All of the lights in the house were off, except for lights that were emitted from girls' electronics. I walked into the living room, and there was an entire group of about 5 girls just sitting down. I think 2 or 3 were on the couch, and one was in the recliner and the other was standing. One girl I knew from real life, Kendall, was sitting on the couch with her legs spread completely open.
I went to pick her up and take her upstairs so we could have a fun time, but when I touched her she told me, "No stop, my stomach still hurts and hasn't healed fully". When she touched me, I felt a wave of pain go through my body, and I didn't know what it was. I walked away from her and sat down on the back couch in the very back of the living room. I sat there thinking about what to do. "Ah, I can do the ToTM's! Nah I don't really wanna do that right now". I kept thinking, and the dream ended. I'm assuming it ended because I stared at one focal point in the dream for too long, I stared at the ground for a good minute or two.
Progress: I successfully distracted my mind so I wouldn't wake up when I didn't want too. I controlled my emotions.
Things I need to work on: Immediately stabilizing the dream once I get in, believe in myself; so I can better my dream control.

2. I was inside of a car with a few friends, and my other friend Thomas. We were riding in his mom's van I think. I started talking to him, and he told me that he had just become a christian. I knew that before, he didn't really believe in anything. I asked him, "What made you believe? Don't tell me its because of what happened recently". "Well, me really, and also your dad and [something else", he replied. I said okay, and respected his belief, though I myself am not a christian, but lately have been thinking about my beliefs.
We continued driving on the freeway to who knows where, and on the way, I saw a car that had an inflatable AK-47 flying out of the left side of the car. It was just floating, and was attached to the car by strings. I wanted to jump onto it, but knew that it wouldn't support my weight because of how light it was and I would end up just falling onto the freeway and probably dying. I looked outside at the sky, and at this point, it was overcast. A layer of gray clouds covered the entire sky, and now the sun was absent and no longer shined on our faces. This was a good thing to me though, I don't like 90 degree weather, or just hot weather in general.

3. I was inside some sort of mall, and everything inside was really nice. I remembering walking by a group of ladies who were curious about the overall value of a store, and how much it was worth. The store was called something like, "The Omni", or something like that. The girls were talking about how the net value of the store used to be 5.9 million dollars. I looked at the wall of the store and saw that exact number.
One of the girls proceeded in saying that, "Now, the overall value is 7.9 million", I looked over to the wall again where its value was posted, and it changed and now read "7.9 million", and had some weird symbol next to it. I looked inside, and the color scheme of the store was cyan and gold. You couldn't see the inside of the store where all of the products were because of the way the entrance was designed.
The design of the entrance was like this: You walk in about a few feet and then a wall blocks you from walking directly forward any farther. To the right and the left there is a short hallway that leads directly into the store from there.
I tried walking in myself, but was soon blocked by some bald black guy, and he was dressed in a really nice suit. I don't remember exactly why he didn't let me in, but I know he threatened to call the cops if I didn't leave, so I left. I continued walking around this mall and eventually saw my family. I caught up with them and we continued walking. We started walking towards a really nice restaurant, all of the tables and chairs inside were all stainless steel.
Before we got there, we stopped at some exhibit that was only about 20 yards from the entrance of the restaurant. This exhibit was showing people who had rotted and gotten disfigured, and'or had gotten a serious injury. It was based off of some type of tragic event, I don't remember what though. I remember looking at a torso of some dead person, and they had a huge gash/opening to where you could see each of their ribs fully, and they were bloody. I continued walking on and saw the face of someone that had been in this tragic event. It was a woman, and her face was disfigured and had been rotting. The sight of it really displeased me so I skipped the rest of the exhibit and made my way to the restaurant.
I looked back and the rest of my family was still looking at the exhibit. I wondered why they were so interested in looking at rotting flesh, disfigured faces, and injured bodies right before we were about to eat. Everyone seemed really caught up in the exhibit and I had to wait a few minutes before everyone finally left it and came into the restaurant. I was with my mom, sister, dad, grandpa, and grandma. The lady inside that worked for the restaurant seated us at the table closest to the entrance. This table was really long, the length of a thanksgiving table or one you would see at feasts.
I walked to sit down at the right side of the table, but changed my mind and sat on the left side. My sister sat on a small table right behind the big table; it was directly against the wall and only inches away from the entrance of the restaurant. My grandma sat on the right side of the table, in front of my sister. The table was split down the middle halfway by a glass wall. I sat down and looked around some more. I noticed there was a group of 2 people sitting at the same table with us, which I thought was kind of unusual. I looked back at my sister and she was motioning for me to come to the table she was sitting at. I told her to come sit over here next to me, but she didn't move. I remember looking at my mom just to see what she was doing. I don't remember anything else.

4. I was outside of my house, in my driveway. Alot of my friends were with me, some were: patrick, dylan, trey, emily, and I cant remember the other ones. I remember my driveway being really crowded a filled with tons of stuff on the side. I looked up into the sky and saw that it was overcast, and the clouds were gray, but had an electric blue glow to them. It looked like it was about to rain.
My friend Dylan got inside of a small car, and started driving around on our street. He was driving pretty crazily.He even went up a small arch and used it as a ramp and got airborne for a second or two. Soon, another driver came by and Dylan swerved the car and stopped right in the middle of the road. Luckily, the other driver was observant, and slowed down. The other driver was in a blue truck. He saw Dylan stopped right in the middle of the road, and went on the right shoulder area and went around him.
Dylan came back into the driveway, and me and my other friends looked at him like he was nuts. We calmed down a bit once we realized that Emily was in the car with him, because she's a really good driver. After that, we all just chilled. I got out a board game and was about to play with everyone, but Emily came up to me and told me to get out of the middle of her floor (what is going on). I looked around me, and found that I was inside of some sort of house now, and apparently this was Emily's room.
I picked up the game and put it on Emily's bed and started to set it up. She seemed satisfied now, and didn't mind that I was doing this on her bed.

5. I was in my room, and was only wearing my boxers. I "realized" that I was really dirty and needed to shower and change clothes. I looked down at my boxers and they were wet, as though I just had a wet dream(Lol, sorry to anyone who is reading this, once again, just recording this to get my recall better). I took off my boxers and got a new pair.