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So I’m in this box right, and I’m trying to get some pussy, but the only pussy there is my sister which obviously doesn’t work. I go around some more but there’s old pussy and child pussy both of which don’t work. I move onto watching some Pixar movie but it’s sad as usual and I start crying. Oh yeah, and did I mention I was a pussy myself?

Sigh... sex is weird in dreams

So I’m with my crush but I can’t even talk nor hear her so that sucks. And we’re stuck in a building that basically is like, for real, you’re supposed to love it forever, which is even worse. And that’s not even the bad part. I am forced to listen to country music, which I generally hate, and I can’t even accomplish any of my goals. Oh, when will I have a good dream!

I am at a concert, at an outdoor venue that seems like a large bowl - almost like a football field, but smaller, steeper, and more circular. The scenery looks like it may be California. Right now, Jackie Greene is playing the piano while also playing the harmonica. I watch him play the keys and listen to the simultaneous phrasing of the harmonica. The song ends, the crowd cheers, and an older Jerry Garcia who is also down in the bowl area seems impressed, making a comment about him having a groove, etc. Now, I am somehow rewinding the performance to watch and listen again. I think the song is either ‘Gone Wanderin’ or ‘Tell Me Mama’. I make a comment about taping it and next thing I know the man next to me is handing me some kind of recorder. It is about the size of a brick, black, and has a microphone on one end. I notice little hand written notes taped to it. I accidentally record a few seconds prompting an SD card to fall out. I think it is really pretty cool and that now I can tape things and maybe upload them. I think I’ll use it a bit and mail it back to the guy afterwards. Now I think him and another guy are giving me and someone else a ride home. I think we are in an older pick up truck and in Dad’s neighborhood. I think he is letting his dog out on the side of the road for a bit and then is gone. I meant to tell the guy thanks and that he really didn’t have to, but never did.

I am at work when a chubby blond lady abruptly asks me where something is (a movie, I think). I am slightly irritated because I am not even dressed like a sales associate. I go to look for her, opening a door by the emergency exit by the men’s shoes. It leads to a huge, depressed, concrete area with a ton of racks (or shelves?) The movie that she asked for starts with a letter close to the beginning of the alphabet, so I figure it will be easy to look for. I am now walking around the sales floor and notice that I am wearing a White Chapel band shirt. There is a graphic and the band name above it in a white and almost cursive font. It all seems faint or worn. I open the same door again and see that there are a lot less racks/shelves… until I notice that they are actually cars and the area is a parking lot. I think I walk into it with the associate Julie.

I think I am working, but I think I’m at a Walmart. There is a younger, Hispanic? guy who goes in the fitting room with Levis and I think wears some out under his jeans. He then grabs a belt and holds it in a loop but makes no other attempt to hide it as he walks out with it. Now, I am either chasing him or I am the guy, running. I am chasing him and I think we both get on a train. We end up in another, larger building and he gets onto an elevator. I get in another, trying to catch up. This building looks like a shopping mall, and it is on the ground floor where we finally catch him. There is another girl what works LP here too. The guy seems pretty down at having been caught, but we are pretty lighthearted and impressed with him. I make a comment to the girl about how they’re good for catching him and maybe I should work LP here.

I found myself in a false awakening and awoken again. I got out of my bed and was began talking to my grandmother who decided to check on me. She asked me would I like to eat any chicken and I replied with yes. She then ask me would I like anything else with that and I told her no. She insist on asking me again and I was like nah. So she made herself out the door so i could get myself together and head out of this crib.

As I got myself out of bed and walk in to the living room. I could see my father in another room and saw my grandmother in the kitchen. I went in to the restroom in the living room. I began to look at myself in the mirror and notice my hair was definitely a mess after sleeping for so long. I began to put water on my hands and tried to slick my hair back but it wasn't doing anything. So I began to feel funny about all of this.

I started to question stuff like who am I and what have I been doing all this time. That's when I didn't really trust where I was and the idea to check my fingers came to mind. I could hear my grandmother voice walking pass the door I am in saying the food is done in the kitchen. I look at my fingers to see it's all distorted and bent like. That's when I knew I was in a dream and that I needed to do different things.

I got out of the restroom and could see my grandmother going up the stairs. That's when I ran to the door and phase through it and was outside. It was night , all of sudden I could hear my grandmother feet walking down the stairs and began banging the front door. She knew I was awake and I could her presence getting closer to me. I decided to try to fly but I felt it failed and I lost my concentration. That's when I experience another false awakening.

Date of Dream: TUE 17 SEP - 2019



Dream No. 625 - Separated Sections

Dream 625 A - Don't Leave Me
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at some sort of weird looking Bunnings. Though it was night time, I was in the store and it was fully lit, so it didn’t look scary, yet just weirdly deserted. Yet there were a lot of people that I knew in there, mainly people from my high school. I was talking to teachers such as Mr. H, Mrs. Ken., and Mr. Bl, but seemingly not in a good way. The interactions seemed somewhat hostile and there was a feeling like I was at fault for what was going on.

I forgot what the exact encounter was but the problem had prompted me to call a dream guide. I snuck away from the crowd so they wouldn’t notice and went outside, calling for Dreamy WB this time. I ended up calling her by her alternate name quite a bit, calling out for “Miss T” as I wondered around in the dark, trying to see where from and when she would be coming. At the same time, I had to be wary that no one else was around because for the time being, everyone was a dangerous presence.

Eventually, I noticed Dreamy WB coming from down the street. In this dream, she had her hair out in an afro but it was only shoulder length and the colour was brown rather than black. She was wearing a plain white short-sleeved t-shirt with black culottes and black heeled sandals. She looked very youthful and beautiful in this dream. As she came up to me, she gave me a lengthy hug and this really warm, comforting energy was felt, as if she was acting like a second mum in this scene, only with no rules and no bad temper; she was constantly smiling.

I thought Dreamy WB was going to talk to all the nasty people in the building but then she was hinting to me that she wasn’t it, apparently somebody else was coming. Dreamy WB released me from her embrace and left me to stand on my own to witness the next entrance, there was a gleam in her eyes as she looked excited as to what was to come; and she must have known that I would be overjoyed with what was to come as well.

Now the energy is centred around me independently. I looked down the street again and saw 18-Volt approaching, indeed I was excited and it felt like I had butterflies. He was in his realistic Game & Wario appearance but then he also had a cartoon feel to him as well; he was wearing his green jacket and pants, 3D glasses as well, but no headphones; he also held this constant, closed-mouth smile. When he got right to me, he opened his arms and invited me to him for a hug which felt like it lasted for a few minutes. There was this energy coming from him like he missed me a lot from not seeing each other for a few weeks.

Once 18-Volt had released me from the hug, he prompted me to go back to Dreamy WB who constantly had her arm around me. I wondered what was going on and apparently they had prearranged that it would be 18-Volt talking to the supposed bad guys. The people started to trickle out of the building as they finally caught onto what was going on. I knew I was at fault but for some reason in this dream, I wanted to keep that hidden.

Firstly, 18-Volt approached Mr. Bl confidently; I couldn’t here what Mr. Bl was saying but 18-Volt could be heard saying, “Nope, it wasn’t her”, “you can ask all you like”, “it wasn’t her”, “nope”, “nope”, “nope”; they must have been bickering with each other and 18-Volt kept dismissing him. Not much else was shown but 18-Volt did speak to other people as well to try and cover up what I had supposedly done.

Once 18-Volt was done and returned, Dreamy WB released me again and both 18-Volt and Dreamy WB walked down the street to leave the scene. As this was happening, I noticed half way down the street that 18-Volt’s eyes started to turn weird through his glasses. It felt as if the dream was re-possessing him so I would lose access to my dream guides; he looked scary and somewhat sinister. I was scared and so I screamed for them to come back. As much I screamed, 18-Volt did not look back and rather was being led by the dream.

18-Volt was gone but Dreamy WB was still walking off although she too had gotten possessed. I was now screaming louder than before and crying for Dreamy WB to “come back!”; the urgency in my voice like I knew I was going to lose her, like a relative dying. At the very last minute, Dreamy WB had turned around and the possessive energy lifted off her. She glared at me from a distance, she knew I was in distress but she didn’t know why. She walked back towards me to see what was wrong.

As she put an arm around me again, I told her exactly how I was feeling and that I was scared as I leaned into her and hugged her. She calmed me down and vowed that she wouldn’t leave me. She then said that she was going to make sure I got home safely. The dream camera then zoomed in on us and I seemed to be playing with her hair, examining the parting of her afro. I forgot how she escorted me home, but I do know it was a method of non-foot transport.

It was now day time and both she and I were in my drive way. I ended up playing with her hair again but this time, her afro was wrongly parted and I so couldn’t see her face. As careful as I was with moving her hair, it would not part correctly. After fiddling with her hair for a bit, the dream ended.

Dream 625 B - Longer Than I Thought
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was taking a 3 hour long bike ride down Wellington Road. I discovered that 18-Volt lived very close to my house, his address was supposedly 7 Reyers Road (it’s not real; I’d never include an address if it existed in real life). Although my mum was wondering why it would take me three hours to get there when in real life, it would take about ten minutes to go the same distance in a car. I woke up when I was half way down Wellington Road.



Dream 625 A
Dream Guide: Dreamy WB & 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Dream 625 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: FRI 23 AUG - 2019



Dream No. 624 - Recruits For The Project

I don’t remember how this dream started. From where I do remember, there was something going down in this cross between a school but also a university institute. The character planning the seemingly odd event was Fawful from the Mario and Luigi RPG series but it only showed a snippet of his character and then the rest was just a conscious thought.

For the remainer of the dream, I was doing as much as I could to recruit people for the task but I was seemingly unaware that Fawful was behind this and that he had any ulterior motives. There was one scene where my grandma from my dad’s side was setting up the area in this large room where some of us would be sleeping; it was as if she was officially working at the place as one of Fawful’s team. She had put the pillow upright for me but then I noticed that she had put a pillow next to my area, but seemingly upside down and on the foot area. I realised that this was for 18-Volt (whom I have not seen in dreams for months). Oddly though, my head would be next to 18-Volt’s feet if this was the case.

I went outside the building with the supposed knowledge that I was in the ‘Prep’ grade. When I was outside, it was claiming to be the grounds of Deakin University, where I caught a glimpse of AD, UD -> UU, and their mum and dad walking towards me. They didn’t say anything though and were rather passing by. After watching them walk off into the distance, I wondered if I would bump into WB but that didn’t seem to be the case for any more of the scene. The main purpose from this scene onwards though was to actively look for 18-Volt.

I had gone off the grounds and into this unknown area, just off the supposed border of Deakin. It was there that I emphasised the appearance of 18-Volt. The dream was literally constructing a character from scratch and so I went through every step. I told the dream that he had brown skin and black hair and that he also has blue glasses. The skin colour and facial features were accurate but the hair was not. It was black that it seemed to be more of smooth and slick tie, which didn’t look right for him.

I suggested to the dream that his hair was braided, as I was trying to get 18-Volt into his realistic, African-American appearance. The dream listened and took the idea of braiding as clumping sections of his hair together. Once the holographic image was constructed, 18-Volt actually physically faded into the scene. His appearance was accurate but he was wearing different clothes. He was wearing what seemed to be a male equivalent of my high school winter uniform. He wore a fawn shirt; a navy blue collared blazer, smoky blue dress pants and brown shoes. The dream also made his skin look flawless and he himself very youthful, like he was actually 18 for once.

After giving me a brief hug, he spoke to me but I forgot what he said; he was asking me questions about what we were to do back at the building. He then walked back with me; although he was not seen to be touching me, the dream seemed to give me the physical illusion as if he was, like I could feel his arm around me as I was making my way back.

I seemed to get ahead of 18-Volt and the sensation was no longer there. I was lost and so was trying to find a way to get back to our area. I entered what seemed to be the attic of the massive house and there was SP from my primary school. She was friendly in this dream whereas in real life, she was a bully. When I spoke to her, she informed me that she was in the fourth grade division and that for me and 18-Volt to get back to prep, we had to jump down the balcony to head downstairs.

18-Volt had then come up behind me again, catching up, and this time, he offered me his hand. After making gestures as so to prepare me for the drop and instructing me on what to do, he tightened his grip on my hand and jumped off the ledge with me; we were now back down in our area.

After checking out the area, 18-Volt followed me into the common dining room, suggesting that we have something to eat. There seemed to be allocations for each seat and so I was slightly concerned, there was supposed to be one person in between me and 18-Volt, yet no one else was in the room. As this was the case, I explained that this allocation was for the university workshops and because no one was around, 18-Volt and I just sat next to each other and started taking some food from the plate, which was just a small bread roll and butter. 18-Volt started to have a friendly talk about things but I forgot what it was again. That’s all I can remember for this dream.



Dream No. 624
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: MON 19 AUG - 2019



Dream No. 623 - I Know Who I'm Looking For

It’s been months since I titled this dream. Here is what I can remember as of January 2020. I was in the backyard of my old house, in the middle of the night. I was looking for 18-Volt but the dream was trying to do everything in its power to make it as if I was trying to look for Edward (Ed) B. I didn’t want this though and so I was really annoyed at this. By the time the dream came to an end, I got neither of them.



Dream No. 623
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: WED 14 AUG - 2019



Dream No. 622 - Separated Sections

Dream 622 A - The Right Practise
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I had finished shopping in this large up-market clothing store when I had entered into this corridor full of elevators; weirdly but interestingly, each door was a different colour and painted design. This time, I felt like calling for Dreamy WB and so that’s what I did. She came and was about to take me for practise in the least weird looking elevator. That’s all I can remember about this dream.

Dream 622 B - Sign The Petition
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, there was something going on with one of my online communities. There were complaints for a while that EBo wasn’t treating me and so from this, one of the other users on there, MMD, had made this petition that people were encouraged to sign, and this would be shown to EBo himself. I can’t remember anything else about this dream.



Dream 622 A
Dream Guide: Dreamy WB
Lucid?: No

Dream 622 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: MON 29 JUL - 2019



Dream No. 621 - Boy In The Bathroom

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was at university but don’t exactly remember what was going on in class. When I walked outside, it was a big campus and looked a lot like my high school. Details were not clear on what was happening to me but Dreamy WB approached me out of nowhere and put her arm around me, walking me across to the other side of the courtyard and to the next indoor area. She had her hair in a symmetrical afro and was wearing a white jumper with black stripes, plain denim jeans and white runners.

Later on in the dream, I am in the bathroom but then I notice that a random boy is perving at me from underneath the door. It wasn’t long before 18-Volt came in and he actually dragged the boy away so I would be left in peace. The dream camera went into third-person mode and showed 18-Volt dragging him all the way out of the complex, literally by the scruff of his neck, not looking very happy towards the boy.

When I was done though, I came back out to the courtyard to meet 18-Volt who was in his realistic Game and Wario appearance. He was wearing his singlet and shorts but no glasses. Without me saying anything, he picked me up and carried me around the school for a bit; apparently, being on him for a bit would help improve my overall bodily function. I can’t remember anything else about this dream.



Dream No. 621
Dream Guide: Dreamy WB & 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: THU 18 JUL - 2019



Dream No. 620 - Where To Drive To Wrestling

I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was driving down a road in my mum’s car. The dream then played a sub-scene where I was standing outside the car and Edward (Ed) B was talking to me, giving me instructions of where I would drive to for this wrestling event. In a later scene, there was this bad person from Discord, doing something on Google Drive, that the dream seemed to make me think was from one of my waking like online communities. After this person had attacked me, I picked up the paper 18-Volt I had next to me and I ran away. I can’t remember anything else about this dream.



Dream No. 620
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: WED 10 JUL - 2019



Dream No. 619 - Two Cowards Of A Feather

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I seemed to be at this beach-side area in the middle of the night, talking to this guy that owned a restaurant complex. Though to me, this didn’t look like a restaurant complex. The guy mentioned that in order to exit, I had to go down some sort of elevator. As always, I couldn’t do this due to my phobia and so I called out for 18-Volt as I needed help.

18-Volt came in his realistic Game and Wario appearance but this time, he wore a white jacket with yellow stripes, along with matching white tracksuit pants. He hugged me and then walked me up to the elevators. Though when we got close enough to them, 18-Volt actually cowered out himself and backed away. He kept disappearing and then reappearing a few times, but whenever he reappeared, he hugged me again. He and I didn’t end up going down the elevator and the dream scene changed.

It was still night time but he was now carrying me along the beach. Then the scene changed again and I was now sitting on a beach-side cliff with my dad. I can’t remember anything about this dream.



Dream No. 619
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: TUE 9 JUL - 2019



Dream No. 618 - A Brief Reunion

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I was going to Brandon Park Shopping Centre with my mum but I forgot what we were supposed to be doing there. Once again, the shopping centre had the same design principle but looked majorly different to how it looks in real life. My mum and I headed towards the undercover car park area to try and leave the shopping centre but once we went out the door, I discovered that there was no way out except to take an elevator. I turned back immediately and said to my mum that I was willing to walk across the shopping centre to a different exit on the other side.

I then somehow ended up by myself and just a few steps from where I was before, I said to myself, “I haven’t done this in a while” as I then yelled out for 18-Volt. I didn’t seem to have this thought at the time but in hindsight, thinking about it now, I must have changed my mind and thought to get 18-Volt for the elevator. He came quickly and ended up in the appearance of how he looks like as my MNW character. He said nothing but we exchanged a lengthy hug but before we could do anything else, the dream forced me awake.



Dream No. 618
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: FRI 5 JUL - 2019



Dream No. 617 - Transition Troubles

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I was at my high school but the scenes that were playing were related to my university studies. Apparently after the exams of the current semester had finished, we had come to come back in for four days of transition for our new subjects; one day for each subject. I already knew the lecturer for two subjects but not for the other two subjects. There was also a condition that if we didn’t pass the transition work, we would fail the entire unit before it even started in the next semester. The dream had made me believe that this was the case in real life.

In another scene, I am walking down a road in the countryside when I some sort of pleasant looking cottage on an empty paddock. Walking down further, there is a stranger there and I say to him, something like, “If anything happens to me, tell the guys in that house where I am” assuming that although they don’t know I’m in the area, Edward (Ed) B and his roommates would be responsible for me. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 617
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No