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Fragment: I am in English class and the teacher says we can watch a movie ONLY if we did our homework. I'm because I did my homework last week.

Law and Order Dream: I'm watching an episode of Law and Order. (I've been watching Law and Order non-stop on Netflix lately.) In the episode Olivia Benson is on the case of a man who is supposedly brainwashed into killing orcas. She believes him and as she is in his car she finds a book about how orcas stink and whales rule. She realizes that he has been pretending to be mind controlled so he could kill innocent orcas. I wake up.

Teacher's Pest



I sat in one my professor's class, a class that is based on poetry. Everything was the same, as usual, except that all the desks were a lot smaller than university tables, and were tiny, elementary school desks. I was my normal, large, adult size, complete with facial hair and a smile.

My teacher, on the other hand was very upset, and increasingly annoyed by my "antics" which were nothing more than making a joke here and there, and getting the class off topic.

Dream 1-- Friend's House

I am standing in this large house that is unfurnished. It is me, P. Gasp, Teej, D. Chris, Robe, and A.K. we are standing around talking about something. P. is up against a pole talking to D. Chris when me and Robe and Teej walk into another room. The one we were currently in had brown wooden floors, white walls, a large white pole that P. was leaning on.

As we starting walking into the other room I think about how P. and D. do not speak to eachother often and how they will likely follow us in here shortly. I also thought about how P. would probably decide to walk away first and D. would follow, D. wouldn't even want to walk away because he would just want to talk.

When we get into the other room. Teej is sitting on a staircase to my right. He is semi-smiling in a reclined position. To my left there are a bunch of people, and I start talking to this girl. The conversation is going really well, and we are flirting. Others are listening to what we are saying, but I am not paying attention. I start talking about how there is a rating system for stories/crimes on a scale of 1-10. You rate your story based on what went down, the more illegal or scary the higher the number. She laughs at that.

I walk away and then come back. When I turn around there is a large group of people sitting down, guys and girls, but no one is saying anything. As I sit down, I feel totally comfortable and say "what just happened?" then there is a short silence, I am trying to talk to the girls more than anyone. "what would it rate on the scale?" that makes a few people smile. "well if its murder, then that's like the top of the scale, so we can work down from there." This gets the girl I am interested in to laugh. Nice.

Dream 2-- First Grade

In this dream, I am back in my first grade but I am normally sized and have all my 19 year old capabilities. it's kind of like Down to Earth with Chris Rock, where everyone SEES him as a rich white guy when he is a really a skinny black guy.

I am sitting in the desk closest to the door, which I think was my actual desk in first grade. As I look around at my classmates, I see they are all working on some sheet of paper that I don't have in front of me. I don't know what is going on, I look over at my teacher who is hunched over her desk. She is blonde, young looking, but extra mean for some reason. As I continue to just process what is going on, I actually begin to realize the situation for what it is (except for understanding I'm dreaming). I come to the conclusion that no one can tell I am not a first grader, this excites me, and I start to scheme.

When the teacher walks around to start collecting the assignment, she comes to my desk, which is in a group of four and picks up the ones close to me. Then she looks at me and I say I don't have mine. She gets angry and walks me over to the chalk board. As we are walking, I notice the other kids around me looking at me, one black kid with glasses has to look up to make eye contact with me so I wonder if he can tell I am not a first grader. I get very confused at this point.
She starts writing something and wants me to write underneath it, but I disobey her orders, I know that I am older and can resist her authority if I want. I am intent on having fun and doing things as a first grader that I normally couldn't do because either I didn't know about it at the time or I was too scared.

This dream was a lot longer and more complicated, with many scenes. At one point, I entered a bathroom. In another scene I went to get ice cream from the ice cream machine and it made me so happy! I used to get ice cream for lunch almost every day of school, that makes perfect sense!

Dream 3-- Lo on the PHone

I am walking down this street in the broad daylight. I am walking alone and I don't know to where, but I am following the side walk I am on. There are stores to my left on the other side of the street, and there is a little shop to my right. The ground is a brick-shade of orange.

As I walk, I see P. and his girlfriend walking past me without looking at me. P. is dressed in a black suit, white shirt, red tie and hankey, sunglasses, he has his arm around his gf who is wearing a blue dress. As we pass, I look down at the ground and think about how sunglasses is a good idea and I should wear sunglasses as part of my tuxedo. Then I get a call on my phone from Lo. I answer it and she starts saying something, but then her voice starts to cut out, and I assume it is the way I am holding my 4g. I immediately try to change my hand position but it doesn't work and I never hear from her again.

Dream Frag 1-- GYm with Matt and Girl

Me, Matt, and a girl who I think is roland's sister are walking to the gym. We are walking together but it feels like Matt and the girl are closer than me and either of them. We walk and talk, and I hold up the conversation mostly. It's easy flowing, no hard feelings or anxiety really. As we walk, we enter this room, almost like a bathroom. Matt and the girl go the the left, and I continue straight slash go right. I am walking kind of toward the stalls. The bathroom is all white.

Dream 4-- Fucking Sydney

Don't remember this dream very well, I didn't actually have sex with her. I was watching, like a PassObs movie, Sydney having sex with another guy. The guy, when he cums, cums everywhere in a ridiculous fashion. It's like an explosion that unleashes upon the world, getting everything messy.

Dream Frag 2-- Ian Driving

I am in a car that Ian is driving. I am PassObs and simply looking out of the front window, observing the scenery as the car rolls forward. I hear a discussion about Ian as he is driving. There is talk about how he doesn't have money or something.


Dream frag 3-- Jim Carey Fucks a lot of girls

This dream was like a PassObs movie with Jim Carrey. The only scene I remember is Jim gets a girl on his bed naked and they are about to do it. As Jim unzips his fly, a HUGE 3ft dick starts to grow out of it. Then he starts having sex with this blonde girl.

Purple: Nonlucid Green: Lucid

eh, I might as well start this off with the dream I had 'bout two days ago. This one isn't lucid.

I was at school. There was a lecture going on by Gene Simmons about drugs. I was sitting next to my friend, Jake. I asked him, "Who's this guy?" and he said "You haven't heard of him? He's John Lennon!" I knew that it was Gene Simmons and knew it was a good chance to go lucid, but I couldn't for some reason. Suddenly, a bunch of ninja skeletons busted through the ceiling and took Gene Simmons. A few kids in the audience went like "They took John Lennon!" but I was kinda just sitting there, chilling. Then suddenly a burst of purple gas got blasted through the hole in the ceiling. It was turning other students into ninja skeletons, but I had an immunity to it. I did a few things that I forgot, but then I started fighting the ninja skeleton students. I don't remember much of it, but I won by roundhouse kicking the ninjas. Then I woke up.

My internet at my house has been out for a couple days, as people weren't around to pay their bills. Therefore, this is going to be a pretty long update - 5 updates since the last time I updated!

12/26/2010 - First Person Shooter and Real Time Strategy

I was on a space station. I entered a large room and picked up a couple weapons (one of them was a gun like the ripper in Unreal Tournament). I entered a large chamber that was open to space. I recall looking up and seeing a number of stars and the planet that the space station was rotating around. I saw a large creature that was channeling what I can only assume was the power to destroy our galaxy. Needless to say, I engaged it.

Since we were open to space, there was little gravity, so I was able to flip around all of the elevated floating platforms in the area. I began flipping about, him remaining stationary while shooting beams of energy while I was firing my Ripper. Sadly, they were ineffective. I switched to another weapon to continue shooting him, but there was a tingling sensation as his channeling began to become powerful. I could feel the hairs on my arms begin to stand on end.

I landed on a platform high up, and spherical orbs of light inside a ring began to converge on the center of the platform. I knew it was too late. The disks circled the platform..the orbs shot out and then converged. There was an ear-deafening boom...and the galaxy was gone. I woke up.

12/28/2010 - Helping a Brother

I returned home again, and sadly my dream recall suffered, as I was sleeping on my house couch again.

I remembered that Eric had asked me a few nights before to wake him up and make sure that he went to the airport to pick up his girlfriend. I assisted him in waking up and helped him get all of his stuff together. I then woke up, realizing that this was a false awakening.

1/2/2011 - Dream Fragments - Free-running and Lightsaber Duel

I had two dream fragments this night. I know that in my 3rd dream of the night, there was a lightsaber duel, but I can't recall specifics. I also recall that I was free-running around an Arabic city in my 4th dream.

1/4/2011 - Zombies (again)

I was traveling through an abandoned city with James, Lane, Shane, and I. Lane was wielding double pistols. I was carrying something tech related, but I didn't actually have weapons (bad call, I know). James was decked out in odd vagabond clothes and double Uzis. Shane had a shotgun and a metal bat.

We fought our way to a safe room that was in a room high up in an apartment complex. It looked like a hotel room, however. There was a device outside the room that apparently controlled the heat exhaust for the entire building. I was concerned with the level of energy that the building was putting off, and realized that if I were to change the settings, we could conserve energy - but make ourselves more visible to zombies (apparently they have heat vision in this dream). The setting I picked helped us save energy. However, a zombie ran up the fire escape to confront us. I ran inside.

I slammed the door behind me with the zombie's upper torso and arm stuck in the doorway. I shouted at Shane to come over, who readies his bat and bashed the zombie's head in when I opened the door. Lane and James then ran out of the room upstairs in order to apparently take care of more zombies. Shane shotgunned the zombie's lower jaw off.

I changed the setting on the device, and once I had changed it James and Lane returned. Lane was bloody and said that he had been bitten. I saw his inventory with 17 bullets in his double pistols. We yelled at my brother to make sure that he wasn't bitten either. Lane hands me his pistols and takes off his arm guard. I wake up to a text message.

1/5/2011 - Australia

My dream started with an intricate flyover of the white, sandy beaches of Australia. We (myself and I'm not sure who else) were having a good time on the beach. We talked about all of the animals there and I recall looking down in the water and vividly seeing an eel that I walked across in order to not get shocked. I wanted to take pictures, but I forgot my camera back with my family. I was really devastated. I started to call my mother in order to ask where the camera was when I woke up.

I stood up and glanced around. I then made my way to my computer tower to look for my camera. I realized that it didn't make much sense for me to look for the camera and I did a reality check, but it was just me sleep walking.

Tonight I'm going to try to record three dreams and attempt to wake up enough to WILD during that third dream cycle. We'll have to see how it goes. This next weekend is going to be stressful, as I'm going to be doing conferences and retreats, so I might not write in my journal for a couple days!

I was in the middle of the recess(cartoon) intro it had sugar ray music playing in the backround though( every morning, and someday). It was really fun. kinda reminded me of hanging out with friends in elementary school.

phase 2: In my houses family room and victor wooten song came on itunes that i never heard. my sisters friends changed it to something garbage-like.

Randomness
0559: This one is hard to explain. I remember it made sense in the dream but makes no sense now. Just going to dump my handwritten notes: Michael from TV The Office. Halloween skit. Tape record interview about haunted fishing boat or something. Supposed to be 30 minutes but goes over 2 hours. Speaking in southern accent. Describe Bryce character who is a zombie or serial killer or something. He wears bright blue overalls and a bright red hat. Then move in front of audience to all of a different some on the boat.

Summer School, Car Search
0939: This seems to be a occasional recurring dreamplot for me: going to school and then searching for my car in a parking lot. Summer school math class. It's Friday. Pay tuition on Monday. Teacher gives us oven trays with French fries and tacos to take home for homework. One guy raises his hand. The teacher anticipates his issue. He is a vegetarian. The teacher give him a bowl of just fries instead.

Class ends and I leave. It's bright day outside. Teacher walks with me toward the parking lot. Parking lot looks like my elementary school. Teacher has a Tylenol PM sticker on his car. We part. I can't find my car in the parking lot. The lot is almost empty. Some one moved it to the nearby residential street. I hand my keys to some guy, like he's a valet. He hands them back to me. Then I walk to a nearby woman who says she had to move my car.

I go looking for my car, pressing the lock button so that the alarm beeps. Now the area seems more like around my high school. I briefly see old elementary school friend Jason, also looking for his car. I finally find my car. I open the trunk and lay the math homework oven tray inside, which I have been carefully holding this whole time. A stray dog jump in to the trunk.

Lonely WILD
Method WILD
Lucidity B
Vividness C
Control C
I wasn't visualizing this time. Instead I was imaging the sink-through-the-bed feeling. I feel my head sink slightly, as if in the gap between two pillows. I only use one pillow so I know I've transitioned into the dream. But I can still feel the stiffness of my physical body so I wait. After a moment, I start floating like an OBE, without intention or control. I float feet-first off my bed, still in a supine position, and toward my bathroom. I float into the bathroom and my body automatically shifts and moves into a seated position. I float down to sit on the toilet. I notice the bathroom is arranged wrong. The toilet is facing the door. It's where the shower should be.

So now the dream seems stable and I can move my own limbs. I stand up and walk out of the bathroom back into my bedroom. It's mostly dark. My room is full of tall lamps, all turned off. They all look the same: a tall metal pole that splits into three sections, which loop back down and end with a light bulb and a decorative shade. I don't have a lamp like this but it seems familiar. Anyway, there are probably 20 of these in the room. I step carefully between them, like a bamboo forest. Very strange.

I recall my plan which is very simple: talk to a DC. Okay, but there is no one around. I step through the lamp forest to my dresser with the TV on top. I reach for the power switch but stop myself: No, this isn't the plan. I start to get logical: If I'm going to talk to someone I need to find someone first. I walk toward the door and say "More clarity! More excitement!" I see light from the crack under the door. I recall a similar scene from another LD that turned out well, so I am hopeful.

I burst through the door and into the living room, expecting to find someone of something. But no one is here. It's just my quiet living room, dimly lit by morning sunlight. Hmm. I feel lonely. End.

october 4th: J shan buys me lunch at school and i thank her.

October 6th: I was at an outing for my dad and his co workers we were by a large nice house (in the backyard i believe). Then later a phase changed and i was under a yellow tent and conversed with people. then the scene changed again to a similar setting without as many people. I was by the same house but by a pool with Chris Zoeller and we were chilling then i sneezed and sarah z and her friend( on the opposite end of the pool thought it was gross and told me take it elsewhere. Mucus was covering majority of my hand. I went out into a mini garden area by a little shed. The garden area contained mini pine trees and flowers, and a few other plants. I somehow manipulated the mucus and turned them into rings and tossed them away.

at school saw alan snow, he wanted my facebook for some reason?

phase 2: mansion of chaos, I was battling asian martial artists running from a dragon and kicking bombs back at it as i ran through corridors, then i was chilling in a fancy room.. all i remember was a piano.

I'm, let say, a bit disturbed about this dream. That was the most awkwardest, illogical dream I ever had. And quite funny xD

Hours of sleep: 8.5
Recall:4/5
Vividness: 3/5

I'm sitting in the auditorium of my old high school. There are a lot of other students. I look around me, but I don't see any familiar face. Well expect of the teacher. And guess what? It's again my chemistry teacher who died very young a year ago.
I'm sitting at the back of the class with the "back-ground-group" (those pupils at the back of the class disturbing the course ) I'm talking really loud with my new classmates, we are laughing a lot. She gets angry and starts to shout at us. I get in some argument with her, about discipline and order (stuff like that). Finally, to not disturb the course anymore, I get kicked out of class (literately).
I'm kind of angry and simply walk out of the school.
Outsides I am on the campus of my university and I go to the bus station. In the meantime, I see the car of my dad. He stops in front of me and picks me up.

Me: That's what I call a real coincidence! Where do we go now?
Dad: We have to take some bread!

That sounds awesome So he drives me away from the place.
After a second or so, the car stops in front of my grandma's house. She died 3 years ago and the house was sold to a lady.

Me: Euu That's not a place where you get bread.
Dad: That's wrong. I know she has bread. You just have to knock at the door and ask for some!

Quite convincing statement. So I go there and ring. I don't know what I have to say. It's quite weird asking a complete stranger for bread. The door opens.

Lady: ... hello?
me: euu hello... how are you?
Lady looks at me suspicious.
me: My grandma used to live here... Eu I wanted to talk with you.
Lady: .... Ok
We are standing there quite awkwardly.
me: ... may I enter?
lady: ok, feel yourself at home.

Everything looks like it used to be. I enter in the living room. Another DC appears next to me. Apparently, he entered also.

Lady: Take a seat.
I feel quite unease
Me: No thanks I and my colleague prefer to stand.

The DC let fall himself in the sofa and takes the shoes off. I look at him kind of disturbed. He takes a scrabble book and a pen out of his suit. He starts speaking like a guy from FBI

DC: We heard that you, euuh
he looks at a page
DC: ... Misses Marple? Is that right?
lady: Yes
DC: Ok, we heard that you earn
he looks again at his book
DC: ... some delicious bread? Do you know what consequences this has?
Marple: That's not true! Get out of my house!

Suddenly a lot of men in suits get into the house.

DC: Arrest her and get her out of here!

Five men take har, tie her up and pull her out of the room.

Marple [shouting]: I demand me release immediately! You have no right to do this!
DC to some other guys: Go in the basement and look for the bread! Now!

They go away to look for the bread. I'm confused The guys come back with a slice of bread. the DC takes it and gives it to me

DC: here you have your bread! Enjoy it!

They leave me alone and I'm standing with my slice of bread. Awesome

I don't know what is wrong with me, but my dreams are lately kind of weird.

Hours of sleep: 9
Recall: 2/5
Vividness:4/5

I'm standing somewhere in my old school waiting for someone. I already took my jacket of and hang it on a handrail. Next to me are tree taps. One of it leaks. I watch how it drops slowly. I'm wondering, why they are good for, because it seems that I'm standing in a floor or something like. I don't know why, but this leaking tap fascinates me.
Suddenly, there is more water flowing down. I try to turn it off, but it breaks and the water flows everywhere. I don't know what to do, so I go to an opened door. I knock and a teacher comes out. It's a chemistry teacher I've known. I explain to her what happened and she goes away to find a plumber somewhere.
While looking her go away, I remind myself that in fact, she died a year ago in a terrible car accident.
Yeah that's true. She just had began to work at my school when she died.
I find it really weird that she's there, but I don't get lucid, because obvious, she faded away. I start to think about it a time, but don't know what to do. So I simply walk in to her class.
I sit down somewhere at the back seats. There are some teenagers who are loafing around. I start a conversation, but I can't remember about what. In the meantime I'm taking notes about their opinions. It seems that I'm doing some work for university, but I don't know why or what.
After a time, I get up and go in front the class, like I did it- But I was learning to become a teacher in primary school and not at an high-school. Anyway, I just keep talking (I don't know about what) and the students are enjoying it

Resistance and Arrest

I was running from the cops. I don't know what I did. I arrived at a school and ran in. A lot of my friends were there and my friend, Jon, was head of my security detail. The whole place was like a hidden hang out. I stayed and played pool for a while but then Jon yelled out that the cops were here and we had to get out. Everyone went to go fight but since i was priority, I exited through the back. Jon was yelling that they had tear gas. My friends were slowly losing the battle. I ran until I saw a creek. I jumped in, but it was only about knee high. I waded under a bridge and laid back so only my head was visible. I then watched some of the cops pass me by.

Rocks on the Beach (FRAG)

I was at this rock cliff side where there was a beach down below. I was with a girl that wasn't my girlfriend. We climbed our way down and started playing on the beach. I was barefoot and the rocks hurt my feet.

14th LD: Jumping Through the City

I remember just jumping through a dark city. I was jumping over all the buildings in a quick fashion. It was so cool. I thought that this must be a dream, so I RCed and was lucid! I landed on a patch of grass by a building with a street lamp illuminating it. There didn't seem to be anybody around. I felt the grass inbetween my toes.. it almost felt like easter grass.
My lucid dream ended shortly after.

Babysitting a Puppy

I remember being in my school. There was a high schooler who needed somebody to babysit her puppy for her after school so she could take her exams. I offered, and she gave me the little puppy. I'm not sure if it was a lab or golden shepard, but it might have been a mix of both. I remember walking around the school with it. He would always follow me and it was so cute.

I would sit down and he would lay right next to me in the hallway.

- - - -

After the exams were supposed to be over, at about 6:30 p.m., I was supposed to go in the back to my car. Ken was taking me home. She came in and I told her I needed to take this puppy to so-and-so. Ken said she was outside in her car as well. I told her I didn't know where that was. So she took me, and I gave the puppy to her. But when I got a good look of her, she looked like my step-mom! Well the puppy was glad to see her.

I think Ken's car was a flying one, or I was looking down on everyone, because I remember somebody letting their golden lab out to use the restroom or something. So the little puppy ran after it, just a tad bit bigger now. He started chasing after the cars driving away, and another car cornered him between two cars. Now all of them looked like race cars. It was weird.

26.12.2010

Soul mate (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream left me with a warm fuzzy feeling in the morning...
I was the new girl at some institutional place, but I was with a group of people I knew; it may have been a merge between schools, or we were just sent there as a work experience. I remember being supposed to work in that school for special needs kids.
We were being introduced to other young people, and one of the guys seemed to be struck by me, as I was by him. My name was the only one he could remember and we started to flirt more or less openly, although very innocently. It's just that we got on so well.
He looked a bit like Jackson Davis, who played Jonas in LonelyGirl15, except with bright blue eyes, so I shall refer to him as Jonas.
Actually, his eyes (and those of his ancestors) were so blue that his surname was "Azur-blue ocean"
Later on I visiting the school, went to the swimming-pool and then sunbathing with my female friends. Jonas Azur-blue ocean joined us and lay down next to me and we were just comfortable. My friends said nothing but I could see that they were all "Aww look at the two of them they're so cute!"
The funny thing is, although I did enjoy that soulmate feeling, I woke up feeling guilty towards the guy I'm actually flirting with in real life.

This was another one of those dreams where I thought I could already have been lucid but to just do an RC anyway. Also it was confusing.

I'm just gonna say I didn't know I was dreaming right now. It started out where I was sitting at a lunch table in our school's cafeteria. There was a lot of people around. A.G. was sitting about 3 or 4 seats down from me, Sam, and Julia. Julia looked like she had eaten something nasty. So she grabbed one of A.G.'s hot fries on her plate and ate one. Then Julia and Sam got up and left.

A.G. got mad. The look was of hate and disgust. I heard her say, "Oh my gosh." with all of her "group" around her.

I asked her where Sam was. She told me something like, "I don't know, but I've seen Claire thousands of times."
I was taken aback by this for some reason. And she said it in a whisper. (I don't really like her, FYI)

So I got up and walked around looking for Julia and Sam. I never heard the bell ring, because I remember somebody telling me that we weren't going to have bells that day. I was walking through the hall when I suddenly realized that I wasn't supposed to be at school, and that there was an awful lot of people around.

I plugged my nose and breathed in. I was lucid! I didn't really think about my goals at this time. I thought about getting to my history class on time. o.o So I went over to my locker. I opened it and it almost looked like some sort of black hole. I saw my history stuff. My binder was jammed up in there, so I pulled it out. It looked sort of messed up too.

I pulled out what looked like my history book, but it could have been my literature. Also my purse was in there. But it wasn't my purse I use today, it was my shoulder purse.

So I was running down the hall and noticed a group of children around the door. I said, "Exuse me, coming through." They parted and I ran down the hall some more. When I came to the corner, I noticed some elementary students (possibly 6th graders) coming down in a line. Most of them were wearing those Nike shoes that light up.

I sped past them. And then, since I remembered it was a dream, I sped ahead really fast to the door. But then I dropped my books, and a girl helped me pick them up. She said, "Here you go." With only history book and a pencil in hand. I didn't say anything about the binder and rushed in. Mrs. Elmore was staring at me and so was everyone else. "You're late." I remember her saying.

The desks looked a bit odd. There was a whole group sitting together. And then there was Sam and I. I don't know where Julia was. So I went and sat by Sam. I hung my purse behind me in an odd fashion and I put something on the floor. I think it was my binder. o.o

At one time we started to read the book. Since I knew it was a dream, it was going to be hard. I remember reading the paragraph with the teacher and the words were either misspelled or kept changing.

I can't really remember what happened after this.