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This is my very first DILD.

I'm in a field with a couple other people. This field is so lush and green it's almost criminal. We are all lined up side by side dressed in Hogwarts uniforms awaiting for our wands. I get mine and notice that it's actually a Cheetos so I say to myself, "I must be dreaming." I pinch my nose and realize I'm still breathing. The excitement that comes over me is surreal, my heart begins to pound out of my chest and immediately the scene begins to change. Now I'm falling, free falling through this clear blue sky. I try to calm myself but all of a sudden I see the ground beneath me getting closer and closer. I close my eyes, preparing for the hit but when I open them, I'm in my bed, in my room. Being a bit disappointed that I woke up, I count the fingers on my hand and counted way too many so again I say to myself, "I must be dreaming." The scene looks so realistic, I'm afraid to do anything. After about a minute, I get up and head towards the living room and begin jumping, higher and higher until my Dad stops me and asks what I'm doing. When he asked that question I begin thinking again it's all real. I apologize to him and return to bed. I wake up again, thinking this time it must be for real. I get ready and head out for school. I meet some of my friends on the way and I'm telling them about my lucid dream when out of nowhere a bright orange and green striped cat walks across the street. I remember telling them that this is not normal and begin doing a RC. They start laughing and reassured me that this is in fact normal and I'm definitely not dreaming. Since my RC failed I believed them. That's when my alarm clock woke me up for real. Now I'm a believer.

(I promise you not all of my entries will be about nightmares, haha, just gotta get this one out of the way first.)

I was 8 and living in Wyoming at the time when I first had this nightmare, and it's the first nightmare I can remember (and like I said in my other posts I mostly have anxiety dreams, only have had 2 nightmares I can remember). I've had this come up when I was 8 twice (about 6 months after it first happened, right before I turned 9), again when I was 12 right after we moved to Nevada, and when I was 15 I had a dream that spotlighted a scene from this particular nightmare.

It's mostly in first person, which I rarely dream in. I'm my 8-year-old self, walking around my house in Wyoming like it's a regular old boring day. It's really sunny outside, so all the nights are turned off and all the fans are turned on. My sister's nowhere to be found, I assume she's at a friend's house or something. My parents are out in the backyard, so I find myself wandering the rooms looking around aimlessly. I go back in my room and find my doll, who turns out to be Cynthia, the same doll Angelica has in the Rugrats cartoon. I held her up, exaimined her, and then looked at my bed. Normally I had a few of my stuffed animals surrounding the pillows, but all of my stuffed animals had turned into dolls or stuffed humans. The moment I see these on my bed, the sky outside turns orange and thick, like there's a fire nearby. I glance at the window then glance at the door and run for the backyard. The sky is so thick it's almost red as I run out through the garage and patio onto the grass. There I'm horrified to see both of my parents are engulfed in flames. But what makes this less horrifying is that they are giant stuffed bears, almost like they're wearing mascot costumes. I know they are my parents, but I'm suddenly understanding that all humans are now stuffed bears and all stuffed animals are dolls or stuffed humans. My parents are running around in circles, screaming and on fire, making little footprint-shapes of fire on the grass which is starting more of the fire. I'm hearing dramatic music in the background that's telling me it's gonna get worse. I can't get my legs to move so I can get to them to help them. I'm screaming for them and going "No!" and all that dramaticness an 8-year-old can possess as she's seeing her parents go up in flames. As I'm screaming, I wake up, realizing my face is wet from crying and I'm mouthing the words "No, no no no..."

The waking up bit has happened each time I've had it until the dream I had at 15. The only thing I remember from it was that my parents were in it asking me "remember what happened 7 years ago?" and I have a little thought bubble pop over my head with the scene of my parents as giant stuffed bears screaming and running around on fire.

TA DA

I am lying on a bed of gold ... in hell. I am red dragon. I stretch and yawn. I fly up to a hole in the cavern, and am now on a ledge. I feel like going back to sleep. I just woke up...

***

my mother and I are on a balcony overlooking the ocean. We see spirits of the deep, manta rays, fish, and sharks, ghosts of ancient beings swimming around in shallow water at night.

Forgot the dream because I figured out something weird. And have been messing with it. Was at the house with Kara messing around when suddenly everything came into super sharp focus and the dream closed. I was awake, super awake and conscious, but still seeing the dream. It was really weird. 4:50.

Did it again. Except I was looking into a watch suddenly it got super clear. I think it's a bit like a deild or instant wild. Past two nights this has been happening. I am counting to 50 while saying I will realize I am dreaming, but just trying to sleep. I am wilding and not really noticing it. 5:15

Was going to a school with leo in some other country it was super fun. The dream went through this big storyline of fat tony and his adventures. Fat tony had super saggy skin and was half black. All the members crowded around and took my dad to meet him and tell him of my stories. This part happened in my back yard. It started with the dry cleaners near my house. For some reason I was the mob leader. The lady didn't get my clothes done in time and I was pissed. I yelled at her and told her to get them wet. She said no. I bought the dry cleaners and locked the place and told her to get it immediately. She still wouldn't. I followed her around the store and eventually ripped her head off. This was a slow and brutal process. I turned her head a bit and blood came out her mouth. She would keep refusing until eventual I turned her head around all the way and stuck my thumb through her skull. There was blood everywhere. I went a bit back in time because I thought there might be a faster better way to do it but it was too late. Kara come over to my dorm which was my old apartment. I was pretty much moved out. She had her clothes there and Leo left some there too. I was going to try them on later to see if they fit since they were too big on leo and was excited because they were cool looking clothes. Leo and I wanted to go to Italy and were gonna meet up later. All the members were done with the mob and met up one last time to tell the final story. Kind of like a reunion. We met deep inside a jack in the box where I somehow saved his life. He thanked me. Fat tony who is suppperr fat told us one more story of our adventures. We were all crowded in the little room. I had to sit on someones lap because there was no room. I video taped it and it was good times. Leo and I went to eat and I tried kill jack in the box for fun. There was a statute on the roof and I pushed it trying to smash him. He thought I was trying to save him and thanked me again. We discussed going to Italy while we were walking to class. The school looked like a camp. We decided to meet at ten at yoga or the hot tub after homework around 10pm. I was excited to do those with him. 6:45

Randomly hung out with Evan and all of them after a concert. Later Evan kissed Tiffany even though she liked me. I went back to my dorm and told Leo about it. He called me a noob and told me I should have kissed her. I was planning my revenge and went to the concert. I saw Tiffany and went to say hello. We talked for a while about tebore and old things. I hugged to leave and left. She said something and restarted conversation and I kissed her. She looked at me and smiled. I told her to shut up and left. I was beaming with energy. everything slowed to almost a halt. Everything was in slow motion. The sun was shining it all looked super cool. I could feel every muscle in my body and stepped on some water. I could see the little individual water droplets. I slowed time on purpose. I went home.

I randomly bought a big shop of old stuff. It all loomed really cool and had stuff lime old maps. Telescopes. Jewelry. Etc. I went inside to start working. People would come in and buy things and everything was going very well. At one point I was upstairs and heard a crash. I thought it was people trying to break in. It was just customers. Two older people were there looking for a candidate for giving money to a smart scientist. They said they never were going to find anyone and that they should give the money to other means. I went to agree and said they should give it to NASA. we should be focusing on fiber optics and not this blah blah blah. It sounds smart and I can tell they are impressed. I leave and look at them trying to find out who I am. Later Kara and I paint the whole place. After were done we see that paint is everywhere. All over everything including the books. I think its funny but I have to pee. I end up peeing in the sink and garbage can. Kara laughs.

Leo and I were trying to think of ways to make money. I kept stealing milk from the store to drink it. Evan and his band were there and they had amazon. They all looked really nerdy. They could let us borrow to start our investments. We were thinking about moves, porn, or celebrities for investment. My dad said quit wasting time and finish school. He was really pissing me off. I went to hang out with the guy at the office. They were playing some game on the TV.

Epic dream. Group of witches were for some reason staying at my apartment. There are 5 on them. They have cast spells on almost all of my friends. on of my friends has been turned into a dog at night and is forced to have sex with a big male dog. It shows a little scene of it happening. Its really funny and disturbing at the same time. I think he falls in love with the dog. The others all have other weird things that are done to them. I know they are really bad and they have to be stopped. The dream is a little hazy except the end because I kept waking up and going back into the dream because I wanted to finish it. The very last part I was lucid. This dream was super vivid. Kara and I came up to me while I was talking to a witch. I say to brig of them. You know there are wizards too. They use magic from within while witches rely solely of using objects to harm people. For example wizards can shoot fire out of their hands. Kara says wizards are sexy. The other witch looks a bit scared. There is an Asian man who hasn't been cursed yet. I pull him to the side and say that there is a herb that he can get to release everyone from their curses and that he need to go to a swamp and get it. I have a weird feeling I am a wizard. I decide to put my dogs crate behind my bedroom door so i know when they are coming in. The guy cursed as a dog is telling a story about his curse. He says that its horrible but he can't resist it. Man do i love it when that big dog touches me! Everyone looks weirded out. The witches are hanging out in the bedroom and I go in say something a little threatening. I don't remember what. The Asian guy comes back and prepares dinner. He put the herb in. Were going to be safe. I see his eyes. He's cursed too. I am somehow in the witches room. The witch has a stick under me and im in the air. Shes crushing my balls. She says its time to end me. I try to get out but really can't. I do a front flip and run out of the room. I grab two knifes. I get out of the dream and am back but lucid. I quickly drink the soup so I am immune to their powers. One witch walks to me. I stab her in the throat and heart. A couple people I see are no longer under the spell. I jump on the dead witch and lunge for the other one and stab her in the throat and heart. The last two most powerful witches are about to come out. Most people are no longer cursed. They help me kill the last two. I wake

Recurring elements in my dreams man...Los Angeles, and League of Legends.
4/10/11-I am playing LoL with my friends, its a 1 vs 2. Im beating them really bad.
4/10/11-I am in LA...some kind of flooding is going on and people are evacuating. I see my friend Michael. We are walking uphill, and then he yells for me to start running and points a direction. I ask him why and he says just run. I start running and I remember he told me about some riot that goes on, and a bunch of people start coming out and running wildly. I meet some black guys and they steal some mountain dew. We are sitting down, at this point I get lucid. I decide to drink something for my first time so I do and it taste very cold and just like mountain do. To stabilize I look at the details of my hands and my dream starts fading. I start spinning but it is too late. I wake up but decide to DEILD, and am back in my dream again. (Might've been false awakening but oh well). I decide to do my first show to my dream characters and do some magic tricks. I make a coin disappear and appear. Then I want to try lucid sex. I start looking for a partner behind doors and around corners everywhere but couldn't find one. I try also making her appear. This doesn't work. Dream starts fading I try spinning but I wake up. I am happy of this dream. Accomplished some goals plus descent length dream.

And this greatly shows me why I need to be a bit more dedicated to keeping a dream journal.

Had a lucid last night, technically breaking my dry spell which has lasted over half a year. However, I remember so little of it it just is depressing, but here goes:

In the middle of the dream, I don't recall why, but I realize that I am dreaming and become lucid. Instantly I think of drawing a portal, as I have an entire world designed I have been meaning to try and visit. My location is in some building (in the rest of the dream it was more like a death trap) where I am currently standing in a short downwards-sloping hallway. Large wall to my left with a wooden rail, and sholder-height wall to my right that increases as you go down. Huge glass roof arcing over the building and the exit of the hallway behind me opens up to the rest of the building, while the bottom goes into a tunnel like area and turns right.

I place my finger under the rail and on the wall (it was rather high, probably around the height of my chest) and try burning an arc in an upside-down "U" shape. (This was my pre-dream planned method of creating a portal. To burn the entry and let the portal form) It took a few traces as the burn marks were sorta light, but I managed to finish and the portal automatically opened into clear blue. (Which didn't much resemble where I was attempting to go.) While I was doing this, it constantly felt like I was almost waking up, because the sunlight was hitting me in the eyes in my dream (which probably wasn't far off, as I woke up BEFORE this dream and it was already 5am. Likely it really was the sun). I ran my hand along the rail and *oddly* tried to see if it had a scent. It did, and smelled strongly of tree sap. This helped stabilize as I was drawing the portal.

However, as it turns out I do have a false awakening and lose lucidity. Oddly enough, the false awakening takes place in the same odd building, however the previous dream story continues. This makes it feel like the story before hand was real life, so I completely lost lucidity.

The dream itself was rather blurry. Not visually or in any of the senses, actually, that was rather clear. It was like a mental blur where I couldn't focus, and things just felt... unstable.

Meh, disappointing dream, but at least I broke my dry spell. So yay for that!

The first thing I remember happening in the dream was a battle occurring in a city. Police and military forces fought against a stance beast that looked like a mix between the cloverfield monster and war of the worlds aliens. The beast had on eye and the other eye was cyborg like. The military was airlifting people to clear the city for bombing. I joined the battle instead by an accidental airlift into a fighter helicopter. After trying to fight it, I went to a building (the city was now destroyed and looked like cities in book of Eli), and climbed to the top to see the beast. I stared it in the eyes and it didn't kill me, we just both stared sympathetically for some reason. The beast left me alone. I suddenly left to visit a mining cite near the city. There was a summer camp near a lake close to the mining cite. A train was on the top and I crossed a bridge to reach it. My girlfriend was on the train and I was disappointed to be left behind when the train left. I later took another train back and saw her when I reached a train stop, happy she was alive and not killed by the beast.

This weekend I went to visit a friend in Ohio and last night I had this dream:

I was in my friend's apartment, in Ohio, looking out the window. I saw the person I drove down here standing by her car having a cigarette. I thought this was odd because I didn't think she was a smoker. I went down the stairs and outside to talk to her and she threw away the cigarette quickly and acted nonchalant, like she was afraid of being caught. I went along with it and said nothing.

We went shopping and I remember looking at some watches and admiring them. I didn't have any money so I didn't buy anything. I followed my friend around and watched her shop and she bought many things. When we left the store and returned to the car my friend was telling me all about the great stuff she bought and I remember feeling a little jealous.

When we returned to the apartment she handed me a silver and gold metal wristwatch and asked me if I liked it. It was really big and shiny and I said that I did like it. She then said "Good. Because it's for you."

I was really happy that my friend gave me a nice watch but I do not have any recollection of the rest of the dream.

Well I WBTB and took G. I couldn't WILD and I only briefly had one LD. I woke up way too many times but I can recall 6 dreams from last night after not being able to recall anything for the past 3 or 4 nights. So here it is the order may be not be exactly right.
[COLOR="red"]#4 is lucid[/COLOR]

I also want to note that I am not experiencing ANY side effect from G.

during meditation I heard someone say "Acts 34:59". It doesn't exist but its weird enough to note.

1. WWE at Church.

I am at church with my mom. I see my brother walk up and talks to my mom. I am busy plugging my laptop and my iphone up to charge so I don't say anything. I think I should since I haven't talked to him in a long time and I miss him. I go back to my laptop and iphone and he walks off. I notice that my cord to my iphone is strange looking and is falling apart. I see my brother again and instead of talking to him I tackle him and put him in a wrestling hold. We both laugh about it. The odd thing is that he doesn't do anything back and I am barely trying. I push my palm in his face to get a reaction but he just laughs. I think how odd it is. I was always the one to be pinned down and helpless. I say, "Man I need to brush up on my WWE"!

2. Weird Stomach Issues.
I just ate at what I think looks like the Dairy Queen from Luling. I can feel my stomach moving and hurting. I go to the bathroom. I look down and I am shirtless but I don't notice. The only thing I notice is my stomach is wavy and vibrating in one spot. It is very uncomfortable. So I think I need to use the toilet. I sit down and my sister and her husband walk in. They say something.
I say, "I sure am glad that you are both in here while I take a crap".
They get the hint and leave. I cant go and my stomach is still going crazy. Then I notice that I am sitting on the bowl and the seat is still up. So I stand and put the seat down. I feel very confused and disoriented. All I can think about is how my stomach feels and looks. Then I suddenly wake up and now I know why my stomach feels so weird. THE CAT IS ON TOP OF ME AND SHE IS KNEADING MY STOMACH IN REAL LIFE. Geez what the crap?:lol:

3. Power Lines and Cops
I am on top of Burger King and I push over some power line polls and cause a major power outage. I walk calmly past all the cops past the gas station and to price cutter. I get in my car and a cop follows. I say, "Damn cops always giving me shit"!

4. Church Diner [COLOR="red"]Lucid[/COLOR]
I am at some church diner and at church I don't recognise. We eat. I am snacking on various treats. I see a familiar face I talk for a while. Something about twins. People are cleaning up and turning out lights. Time to go.[COLOR="red"] As I walk out with a group but alone in my thoughts, I remember ADA. I instantly know its a dream. I have my doubts but instead of doing my usual RC I think that if I can fly then its a dream. As I run toward the door leading outside, I briefly wonder if I will make a fool of myself and not fly and thus not be dreaming. But then I reassure myself and know that when I step outside I will fly. And I do. The ground leaves my feet as I look down and jump. It is a cool night sky and very dark. I hover about ten feet up and ten feet away from the door. I spin around to look at the people. All I can see are silhouettes coming out of the doorway. I think it would be funny to scare them so I make a ugly face and put my hands up and claw at them. Then I try to make a creepy roar but it comes out odd. It sounded like I was gasping with my mouth slightly open while flicking my tongue in and out. The people coming out just look up at me and continue walking like it was no big deal. I am still making the noise. Then it begins to sound very real and my attention shift to external and I wake up because I am really making the sound and I have one of my arms up in the air like in my dream.:roll:[/COLOR]

5. Gross Porn :eek:
I am walking and I see a woman running down some stairs with a child and its butt in the air to the side. Another woman is behind her. The child shoots chunky white diarrhea onto the other woman. She stops and takes her shirt off. She has 3 boobs and very long nipples. Some passers by walk up and took the middle boob and begin to suck the nipples even though she has white baby poop all over her. Then it is all on tv.
I switch the channel.
It is American Most wanted. And there is a rapist. My fiancé is next to me and says how she likes rapist show. I think she is crazy but I don't say anything. Then the show turns to some kind of scary demonic porn. I am sicken by it and try to turn it off but my fiancé is turn on by it and keep turning back on. I am sickened about it but don't mind at the same time. (Her actions are very uncharacteristic compared to real life.)
*Amazing Sex Scene*:shock:
Later I am trying to take my Monty Python shirt off but it keeps sticking to me. I think I have pulled it off but it flips back on inside out. I get very upset and start tearing it off but it continues to cling to my skin like it has a mind of its own. I feel panicky and claustrophobic and I franticly continue to rip it off. I tell my fiancé to help me. I wake up.

6. She's Dead.
I am in the hospital waiting. I am trying to see a doc for some reason. The dream shifts and I am wondering around. I see some beds with curtain dividers. I see my fiancés mom. She is dead and there is blood. I am very sad but I remain strong. I tell the doctor who she is and they seem to already know. I tell them to make sure if she is dead. They check pulse and then stab her neck with a scalpel. They say she she not bleeding out any more so that means her heart stopped. Then I see her twitch and move for a second. I tell them she moved and she cant be dead. They tell me it was just her nervous system slowly shutting down. Then I notice she is wearing her nurse uniform. I assume this is were she works. I watch as they try to move her and one guy looses his grip and drops her. She flops to the bed and off to the floor. She was limp and jell-o like. I and I begin to get sick as I realise she really is dead. That is a real dead body and I know her. I wake up.

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

It was really late at night. I was walking out on a sidewalk in front of the building where my old job was. I noticed that there was a karaoke bar similar to the one I regularly go to. I was kind of surprised to see a second bar like this, so I went in to check it out.

There was a small, narrow staircase leading down into the bar. The bar was also small and narrow, very dark. There were a few young, white men sitting at the bar. They looked kind of miserable, a little scraggly and unkempt. The bartenders were all Indian, and they all wore headdresses.

I looked for the karaoke song books. I found a couple laying around. At some point, I looked at a menu and ordered food -- home fries and cucumbers. I didn't really feel like singing. The place was so dark and cheerless. I looked around, but I couldn't seem to find any screens for singing.

I finally saw a television screen. A news program was playing on it. A mass grave had been found somewhere. Some group like the al Qaeda had murdered a bunch of people, possibly Jewish people. They had buried each person in a specific square and then put some sort of statement in the square of soil over each person.

The news report may have said that the statements were Jewish or written in Hebrew or the language of the victim. In this way, it almost seemed like the statement was a statement of solidarity with the victim, as if the people had been part of some kind of voluntary death. This was confusing to me.

I then got a closer look at the grave -- still on the television screen. Some squares of soil were undug, revealing people's bodies, which weren't decayed at all, so that it looked like the people had only recently died. Other squares were still untouched. I saw the writing on the soil. A lot of the writing was actually ancient Egyptian. I couldn't figure out why al Qaeda would use ancient Egyptian.

A young man, apparently of the family of the people running this bar, was sitting behind the bar or at the end of the bar. He was dressed in a modern fashion. His skin was pale, and his tightly curly hair was cut short. He may have had green eyes.

The man turned around and looked past me, into the kitchen, which was bright with fluorescent light (and which may have been the only source of light in the bar). The man spoke to one of the older men, saying something to the effect of, "Well, that's what (whatever race it was) gets. They deserved it."

I felt like, when the man was saying that, he was also saying something about me. I felt like the men didn't like me because I appeared to be of whatever race it was that they didn't like. I figured I'd just get my food and go.

The young man took my money and handed me a small, white bag (paper or plastic or some kind of papery plastic?). There was, I could tell, a very small, clear, plastic box inside of it. I thought I'd ordered a decent amount of food. And I thought I'd paid a good amount for the amount of food I thought I'd ordered.

The young man was already talking more with the older men and making it clear that he was going to ignore me for the rest of the time I was there. I opened the bag to see if I'd actually gotten what I'd ordered. I saw a little bit of home fries and a little bit of cucumbers in the small, plastic box. I figured that was fine, and that I'd take it. I didn't feel like arguing with the men to get more food.

I walked toward the exit. As I passed something that looked like a tiered display for desserts, but which held karaoke books, I thought that I would say something out loud like, "Yeah, I really like this place, but I'll come back at another time. I just wanted to check it out and see if it was good." It was like I thought the men actually cared whether I liked this place and like they actually wanted my business.

I was sitting in my cousins house speaking to a guy called when i phoned my other friends and they invited me to go up to their house, We got ready and my dad told me he had found my drink stash.. (dont know why i was so worried because I'm allowed to drink?) then i got paranoid and went to the hall and pulled off a towel from the table to reveal lots of bottles of wine and beer, some where opened and empty.
We met my friends then we were walking to the park and we decided to pass into a farm to take pictures, we went in and the animals were really weird, they looked like giraffes with two heads, they were all fenced in a small area with a wooden fence with non-barbed wires. When we climbed the fence one of the girls said to the other one "your not beautiful, your only cute because you have a small face" and she kept repeating this to her, she seemed quite upset by this, I butted in and said it was lies. We carried on and took pictures of the animals and I took pictures of my friends standing next to the animals when the farmer came out, who happened to be the dad of my friend, and he asked me if i wanted to work on the farm, I said yes as he offered me £6.10 per hour. My friends went away to the park and said i've to meet them there later. I went inside the house and it was really jakey looking, the wall paper was all ripped and it was the same through-out most the house, I climbed the wooden stairs that kept creaking and there were 3 floors, I got changed and got my equipment and then went out to work.
(cant remember what I done as work)
I realized it was getting late so decided to find the farmer to ask if I can finish my shift and get payed, but he was out for dinner with his wife. I went to the house next door and it was my other friends and she offered me a lift to the park, we got in a bit massive golden hummer and she drove for a bit and I checked my phone and it was 12:00 at night, she then told me that my clock was wrong and i looked again and it was actually 20:20. Then she drove through a fence and into an alleyway, I said this isn't the park and she said sorry and reversed out and drove me to the park. I got there and everyone was there that I knew so I got out and spoke to a few people then the dream ended and I woke up...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! My dreams usually stick to some basics. Everything usually looks "normal", but not how people behave. Last night I definitely had some weird ass dreams.

00.30: Sleep

08.00: Vineyard
I'm with a few other people in a vineyard. We don't belong there and we know it. There are different kinds of grapes in different rows and we all switch rows, but I don't pick anything. I'm busy trying to not get caught by the man with some strange sowing machine walking around randomly. I jump to the next row as he turns his back to me. Suddenly he's on the one next to me. I peek up through the leaves and watch as he passes me without noticing. I jump to the next one and get stuck in some branches, I can't get down to the ground!

08.00: Sex
Monica has just tried having sex with two other girls. She really isn't into that so that's kinda weird. She tells me about it and we decide to have sex. We do it for a very long time in different positions. Although I'm drunk, so I never seem to be getting close to getting off! We end up in the shower. I take some shampoo from a bottle, I think I hear someone whining about it being theirs. I'm still rock hard, but there's barely any satisfaction. Stupid alcohol!

08.00: Fragment
*I'm standing next to a lake, looking for Monica. "Where are you?" I ask out loud and don't expect to get an answer. "Over here!" she yells at me. She's across the lake in a plastic boat. "The boat worked perfectly".

09.30: Helicopter slaughter
I'm walking with a group of people on a dirtroad in the woods. There's sheep fence on the sides and I've got a bad feeling. I'm sure a bear or something similar will rush out of the woods any minute. I look around anxiously while walking. "It's just up ahead" one of the guys say. I can hear a helicopter nearby and I look up. A helicopter appears and starts to descend. We all run towards the open field it's heading for. "How many people can you take?" I ask the pilot. I don't recall what he said, but three of us gets in. The helicopter takes off and all of a sudden, one guy pulls out a gun and shoots the pilot in the head.

The co-pilot who had control of the pedals, freaks out. "What the fuck?!". "Relax, or you'll die too" the guy with the gun tells him and sits down in the main seat. A guy in the back apparently has control of the pedals aswell. He starts messing with them, making the entire helicopter sway and almost crash into the trees. "Cut that out!" I yell at him. "You'll kill us all, just do what he says". With a hijacked helicopter, there's not much that can stop you. The guy flying the thing knows this and flies into town.

I recognise the buildings below, they're the ones my company just finished constructing. He fires away with the helicopter's minigun and wow what destruction. People try to run away but gets gunned down in seconds. The newly constructed buildings gets blasted and the lights go out. I spot a black car with a white escort surrounding it. "There, take that out instead!" I say and the guy takes the bait. The car continues down the road and is going super fast. It gets blasted by the helicopter but doesn't seem to take much damage. It backs up under a suspended road.



We dive to the ground and enter under the road aswell. The car gets annihilated, but a small girl trying to run away aswell. She gets cut in half by the spinning blades. Everything slows down and my vision zoom's in on the girl. Just like in a movie, the scene replays and the entire screen gets red just at the moment of the cut.

The dream skips. I receive an msn message from my friend G. "Help, I'm dying". I realise the building the helicopter shot at, is where G lives. His status on msn says "Away" I try to call him and I hear the "busy" tone. He must be alright then. I decide to just wait for him to call me. I grab my little mp3 player and start to play on it meanwhile. I'm playing pokemon, and I'm at work. They ask me all kinds of questions about it. "How much does it cost?". "A year ago, around 200 kronor" I tell them. I start catching strange pokemons which makes me wonder for a second, but I realise it's because I've just completed the game and new ones can be caught.

11.00: Dogs
I'm playing pokemon. I enter a house and there's a policeman there. "You have to go around and enter from the window". Uhm ok. I exit the building and walk up to the wall. Everything turns into 2d from the side. I start sneaking. I can hear the wooden boards creak under my feet. Two dogs peak their ears. I equip my ninja mask and the creaking stops. I walk some line going up the wall, and the back again, always ascending. I slide the last bit and jump into the window.

It's now first person. I meet up with a guy with grey in his beard. Apparently he's some dog legend. We enter a room. I'm a dog myself now. My dad holds a small barking dog in a leash. "They will destroy the home of pitbulls, larger dogs are going to be forbidden" he tells me. I figure I could squash that little dog with my hands, no paws... "You three weigh as much as all dogs combined lying dead outside, eighteen kg". I calculate for a second. "So, we weigh six kg each? That doesn't seem like much". "What?". We all get out of the house.

A pregnant dog comes walking. It's the most worn out dog I've ever seen. It's pregnant to bursting, looks like it's starving and is pale. Looks almost like a zombie. It collapses on the ground. I figure it's time for it to give birth. My mom's dog, Igor is next to me. "You better stay away from me by this time tomorrow. I'll be very protective by then" he tells me. I pat him on the head. The pregnant dog seems to be giving birth. We walk around it to see. It's only pooping. We have to help it to remove all the poop, and there's alot of it. I use some paper to grab the stinking shit.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: Some alcohol

That's it! Told you it was weird.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

09.04.2011

"OM" Meditation to Astral Project (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking outdoors. It was sunny and warm. I was in a different city where I currently live. It was a city made out of buildings on about 4-5 stories each. The buildings were red, dark read brick colored.

I remember a street that was going uphill. The street had stairs and buildings on each side. There was a big taller building in front of me. I met with a gal who kissed me a few times. I was going to this building for some psychic convention or something. I was excited. On my way I found some made up friends until I made it to the building.

I entered the building. There was large walk-in refrigerators and some showers at the bottom. I knew I was going to spend there several hours, so I took a shower. I decided to eat something. I opened one of this refrigerators, made out of stainless steel. Inside, I found a big chocolate cake, a lava cake and some muffings. I did not feel like eating sweet, but I had no other choice.

After eating, we were going to do some group meditation. It was probably a, "OM"session. We were attempting to Astral Project. I think I was the only one who was actually succeeding. I started to feel my body numb and I felt some vibrations (they were not like real vibrations while I try to AP, but dreamed ones) I was feeling my wedding ring too heavy on my finger and it was disturbing me to AP. I told by telepathy to other psychic to remove my ring. She did slowly, but for some reason I said something I cannot recall and lost focus. The lady said,"I felt very bad while I was holding your wedding ring and you said that."

I ended the meditation session. Now I was in a room where the ceiling, walls and floors were made out of wood. The room was pretty empty and I decided to leave. I walked through this home and I felt someone was looking for me. I decided to check my hands when I saw one of my fingers was broken.

I turned lucid. I flew away breaking up the window as usual. It was partially cloudy and I was in downtown. The buildings were very high and most were black. The dream was pretty stable so I decided what to do.

I recalled the Tasks of the Month, but they were done already so nothing. I also recalled I never missed a task of the month so I was good there. I recalled several Tasks of the Year, but I passed, I did not feel like doing them. I decided to put my thoughts in order and plan a few things I needed to do work related and metaphysically related. (Too bad I forgot to attempt to jump to the Astral Plane from the Dream Plane... oh well) I stood floating without doing anything "dream related" for several minutes. After while, I spotted a huge dog on the top of a building. I flew to the dog and started to pet it. It was a Boxer, but it was huge, about 5 feet tall.

I also spotted another dog in other building, so I flew to it and played with him for a while until I lost lucidity. I saw a giraffe, but it was all gray and it had huge elephant ears. When I approached it, it was more like a rhino. It trampled me and pushed me out to some sort of garbage disposal. A female employee pushed the button of a small door that said, "Not animals" It was a yellow sign with a black cow on it. I started to get sucked by something and flew away to the interior of the building.

I realized I was still dreaming. I found my wife who was afraid of something. We went to the top of the building and told her we were in a dream. I told her she was probably going to forget the dream, but that I wanted to try anyway. My wife was acting like if she had waking limitation and vulnerabilities. I told her we could do whatever we liked as we were dreaming. I proved jumping very high, but she was not convinced. I also explained to her that everything in the dream was also material and touchable. I punched a car and made a hole in the door. I told her that even I could do something I could not on waking, the car had some resistance and did not vanish.