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23.06.2012

The Bungee Accident (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID


I'm with my family, watching a man on a bike, suspended in the air by bungee rope. Each time he's flung into the air he does a trick on his bike, and each time he descends, he barely misses the ground. A highly unsafe practice.

Suddenly, I'm in his place, being launched high into the air, and narrowly missing the ground and the bungee supports on the way down.

After a while, however, I collide into the audience's platform, and hit my hand on a support on the way back up. I land in some nearby water, but cannot swim. Thankfully I'm saved by a woman.


Later, in a room with my family and some friends, I notice a staff member sitting a few metres from me. I explain what happened but I'm ignored, despite the severity (I can't actually feel my hand). Instead, he laughs, so I stand up to confront him.

We square off and I begin hitting him in the face. However, my punches are quite weak and he barely feels it.

So I took a WILD nap today.

I find myself bouncing from too much awareness to losing consciousness. I would start to get slight vibrations and tremors. A few times I felt my head pick up and slam down. My body switched a few times. All this jolted me back to too much wakefulness. So I kinda let go and almost give up on it. That must have been enough. Because suddenly I find myself with the beginnings of SP. So I tried focusing on my head but what I ended up doing is rolling my eyes back. It worked like a magic button. Immediately got full SP. Not so much in my legs though. Mostly my head and arms. But still this was it!

The vibrations subsided and I heard a loud high pitch shrieking tearing sound as I felt the top half or my body slip out of itself. I try to get out of bed but I legs wont work. I lean over the side of the bed but my legs are glued into place and my body is on the floor. I try to move my legs but they are paralyzed. I look around but I see with one eye the mirror on the wall and with the other eye the carpet on the floor. My dream hand feel the floor. I think "I am lucid but I'm just halfway in my body!"

I jolt back awake. I don't move. I just roll my eye back and boom! SP again. Then I feel myself sit up out of my body with the same indescribable sounds. And my legs and feet are still stuck.
I wake up.

I repeat the whole thing several times not giving up and a little surprised I can keep it going.

I heard the shrieking tearing sound again. And then something else like many people running or a subway car on the tracks. So this time I visualized a subway station. I looked at my feet and just like in the Matrix and saw it all rush to me and my feet touched the subway floor.

Now to be honest. There is a lot here that I forgot. The feeling and flashes that I remember is just me running around like a lunatic being overly happy that I am finaly lucid again. I feel like a god in my personal universe. I feel so powerful. (I'll have to learn some control)

(Also this lucid dream was very non-vivid. Almost as if you were just sitting and fantasizing about whatever. That's how dull the visuals were. And probably why I forgot parts. I did at least have some very real physical sensations.)

Then of course, I get horny. I walk into the womens locker room. Shower. I hear a woman scream. But the shower is empty. I keep looking and hear little girly shrieks. I run to another room and see a bath tub shower curtain. I move the shower curtain and it sounds like little girls but they run like a vampires. Like flesh colored streaks. They are just so ethereal and ghostly. I look for them and cant find them. One went behind me and one strait through the wall in the shower. I turn around and see a sink and mirror and door in the direction the one went but the door is boarded over and shut.

Wait! What the hell? These are little girls anyway and thats gross. I'm lucid and I'm waisting it on being horny!?

I look around again. OMG MIRROR TOTM! I walk to the mirror and look closely at myself. I am whereing a plain grey hoodie. My face and hair look pretty much normal. For some reason I am making really crazy looking faces at myself but I don't feel it on my face. I look closer and I look normal but not normal. Kinda blurry.

OK enough. Go into the mirror. CAN'T. SOLID! I move back the mirror got smaller. Like the size of my laptop screen. I look and find another mirror on the wall. I place my head into. SOLID. I press really hard. I feel something give and I look around but it is just black darkness and then I am pushed back out. I try again but it solid once more. I notice that I can feel no sensation on my head so I really am dreaming. I wont why I can do in. I move back. No I am holding the mirror and there is a giant wall mirror behind a metal rack thing. I look at myself again. Trying to clear things up and really see. I look the same with a goofy expression. I press my head in again. SOLID.

I begin I wake. I feel myself in bed. I thought I felt my wife moving around and thats why I woke up. I assumed she came home from work and found me napping so she joined me. I later realized my logic was totally wrong and I was still asleep.

I went for the SP again. I rolled my eyes back in my head and concentrated on my skull. Yep get the tingles but as strong. Then I thought about what I was going to do which got me thinking about the whole experience and how I was starting to forget is all.

I wake up for real this time. Alone and it had only been 2hrs.

Date: 22/06/2012
Place: My holiday caravan
Time of getting into bed: 11.49pm
Glass of Apple juice in the day

Dream 1 - Non Lucid dream 1.22am


I am a singer / rockstar wearing large Red New Rock boots. I am talking to my audience about the significance of these boots and dreaming. There is some sort of chatroom/website element to the dream (it is very hazy, and mixed up, my notes are all over the page) and I vaguely remember that someone was trying to 'buy' my boots, or outbid each other for them. I really was against this and didn't want to let them go. My notes claim I was 'joking' about my boots belonging to someone else.

Dream 2 - Non lucid dream 3.43am

I am waiting in a car, outside a school. There are some young children waiting in the car with me, we feel like we have been waiting for a long time. Eventually we go into the school, I feel like I am here for a reason, for something but I am not sure what. I go to the toilet in the school and everyone is really nice to me.
Scene suddenly changes to a different place. We are outside a building (looks like council estate house / UK holiday chalet like Butlins?) there are a group of us sat on the floor, pulling faces at someone taking our photo. My partner is on the computer, and I keep checking because I am worried about it (the computer) breaking.

Dream 3 - Non lucid dream 5.22am

Someone I don't know from real life (but I am 'hanging' with in the dream) is smoking illegal drugs. They offer me some but I refuse because I think the drugs are bad. Everyone else around joins in but I still don't. An older-aged woman nearby gets hooked on the drug and becomes dependant.

Dream 4 - Non lucid dream

We are waiting for a band to come on stage. They come on stage and the band are all chinese. After the gig, the singer is talking to us over a few drinks, we talk about how the drummer threw his drumsticks into the crowd, and make jokes about how even though he looks and sounds chinese, he is actually from Liverpool.

Dream 5 - Non lucid dream

I am at a close friend's house. Let's call them D and I. We want to go to the cinema so we are working out times and showings etc. Friend R is also with us. As we walk to our hotel room (no idea why we are staying in a hotel when we are at their house) we keep seeing signs in people's windows. They are A4 pieces of paper with writing on them, maybe marker pen, so they are not professional. Although I cannot remember the exact wording of the signs it is clear they are warning us that a certain person is a liar, a theif, untrustworthy, steer clear of this person, they are bad news, etc. When we get to our room, a woman helps us. She is youngish, blonde and polish. She is quite pretty. We know she is the woman the posters warned us about. However as she is nice to us, we don't take any notice of what we read from the posters. We barter with her over a fee for storing our suitcases, and eventually barter her down to £60. I pay in 3 x £20 notes. She takes our suitcases downstairs to someone else's house, and into one of their cupboards where we lock them inside. When we lock them in, we hide a stash of drugs inside the suitcase. I don't know weather she sees us do this but she doesn't appear to care.
Next we are back in I and D's house again. We are in the kitchen, and I need the toilet. I am told to go in the bin, but i feel too embarrassed. However my partner goes in the bin without a second thought. D then forces me to show my 'bits' to I who just laughs jokingly. We all laugh afterwards. I then fall asleep on the floor, and I am in SP. My partner covers me with a blanket.

Dream 6 - Non lucid dream

We are at my mum's house. My little sister and her friend (a pretty, young, asian girl, who seems sensible and polite) are getting ready to go to a party. My mum is concerned, that they will be up to no good at this party as the party has a bad reputation. Even though she is only 16, they let her go. (In waking life she is 21) I am pretty sure they will be doing drugs. My mums gets me to check weather my sister is wearing appropriate clothing. She isn't, she is wearing a tiny mini skirt but is keeping it covered with a jacket tied round her waist. I tell my mum that she is wearing a short skirt, but that it is not too short. This is a bit of a lie as the skirt is too short, but i want my sister to have a good time and feel my mum is being a bit over protective.
The girls leave and we use phones to keep track of where they are. (im not sure how, but that is all my notes say) My mum and the rest of us left sit and watch tv. I have a vague memory of sitting with my sister and her friend at the party, which turns out to be some older guys house which is a bit messy. We sit and watch tv with him.

Dream 7 - Non lucid dream

Me and I are in my caravan getting pissed. The caravan is parked up on a caravan site, although im not drinking, I is pretty fucked and we have a laugh. I, in his drunken state, decides to buy himself a caravan from the site owner. The next morning, he really regrets buying the caravan but laughs about it. My dad appears to have also done the same thing overnight and tries to sell the caravan back to the owner, but loses money. My dad clearly said to me; 'It will be a lifetime of DIY'
I prepared many drinks with the intent to drink them while he was drunk, but passed out too early so there are drinks around the place waiting to be drunk. They are pink.


***NOTEWORTHY***
Before bed I watched a long documentary about one of my favourite musicians David Bowie in which his red boots were talked about.
I had a pair of red new rock boots as a teenager (see pic)
I don't have any children nor attend a school
I read about smoking DHT before going to bed, but I do not smoke drugs
My sister is 21 in reality and left my mum's home years ago

Okay, i believe this is 2 lds, because I DILD'ed and the DEILD'ed, although the scenery was the same.

So I fell asleep, but thought that I was still awake and didn't realize that I was dreaming. Then I heard weird sounds that sounded to me like high pitched and strangled screams. I opened my eyes and realized that I was in the living room of my house, and my little brother was sitting next to me, and my mum on a chair nearby.
She keeps taunting me because i couldn't remember my dreams. The sounds were getting louder, as if the source was getting nearer and nearer. My little brother panicked and said: "what's happening?".

Then my mum did something that was similar to taunting me, but helped me become lucid. she said in reply to my little brother: "Leigh should know" and I, as casual as ever said "I'm dreaming, aren't I?" then there was this whooshing sound, as if there was a big gust of wind, and all of the sounds faded away. I then got up and decided to go outside, then something strange happened.

I heard my big brother start coming down stairs, and then i started waking up. Because of me noticing this, I was able to prepare for myself waking up. My vision faded to black, until all I could see was a closed eye, right in the middle of my vision. A split second before I woke up, the eye opened, and it was my eye.

I led still and focused on my breathing, ignoring any thoughts that came into my head, then i felt like my head was forced down, and I lost all feeling in my body, and i was back in the dream, already aware of it.

My big brother was shouting at me angrily, he then moved forward to grab me, but i moved out the way. my brother kept charging forwards, until he hit a brick wall that was in the middle of my living room. I laughed in my dream, and it echoed, i reckon i may have laughed in reality too.

I went outside and tried to fly. I was unable at first, but i found that i could float easily. So every time I jumped, a small platform materialized beneath my feet, disappearing as i landed on the next one. Then i felt my little brother grabbing my leg, saying "where are you going?". I said "go away", flicked my leg, and for some reason had superhuman strength. he went flying into a wall, and layed still. i then said "he's not dead" and then he got up, and said "what the hell", only sounded mildly irritated. after that, i managed to fly. i flew a few 100 feet into the air, floated around, then went back to my home.

As i was waking up, the weird eye thing happened again, but I was unable to re-enter the dream again.

This was so much cooler than my first LD, which was basically a normal day at school.

Last Nights Faulse Awakening.

Tonight was the first time I tried my REM Dreamer. I woke up in bed and took it off, I had a look at it and realised that it wasn't working. I now wake-up again but this time it was for real. I had only had a Faulse Awakening the first time that I had woke up but didn't bloody realise did I ((LMFAO))

HIGH SCHOOL
I was in my high school parking lot waiting on my dad to pick me up. There was a little bit of snow and ice on the ground and it was probably around 11:00 pm. One of my friends from high school drove up in my dad's truck. There were lots of people in the parking lot getting ready to leave. I got in the truck with my brother. My friend explained that he had to drop off a blind person at his house. The truck moved slowy with the traffic toward the exit of the parking lot.

Task for Tomorrow: MILD

Two dreams again today. And once again, the first dream blurs the lines between dream or memory. It involved playing Soul Nomad. I was messing around with formations, and my main character was horribly OP. Which... all basically happened yesterday, so I'm not sure how much was dream and how much was memory. But there you have it. xD

In the second dream, I was on the Dreamviews site. I had become a local moderator or something, and I was watching this one subforum that all just-registered users were stuck in. Essentially, they could only post in that forum, until they answered a question that I posed to them. It was sort of like a super Captcha. It's kind of very silly, and I'm glad such a thing doesn't exist in real life. It's pretty draconian technology to try to keep bots away. xD And... yeah, that's all for today.

I was on a website called Tumblr...

But it wasn't Tumblr.

It was a twitter with more advanced photo uploads, in a web 1.0 format..

Some dude needed a cigarette, so I suggested he come to Texas and I'll give him one.
Some chick posted a picture.

The details are lame

Well, some of this is fuzzy since I'm just NOW typing this, but I'll remember what I can.
"The great, big ocean! AAAH!" I said, breathing out a sigh of contentment. The ocean was the place to be, the perfect place to explore. What's that? Nothin' out there? Avast with ye!
Okay, so no, I'm just pirate talking because it sounds funny. Let's get this ship on the move! Since I've never piloted a boat of any kind, I didn't really know what the hell I was even doing.
I turned the whatawhat and pushed the giggamajag and set sail. My crew...eh, who were they again? They were staying down in the lower parts of the boat. The boat itself wasn't anything special, but give it some time, and I'd have her upgraded before you know it. It was a pretty small ship, all in all.
As we sailed farther and farther away from the shore, I started to get this panicky feeling, but didn't know why.
"Eh?" I grunted, looking out from the front of the boat. Rising out of the water were about 8 or 9 dolphin fins, circling around the boat. At first, I panicked, thinking them to be sharks, but on closer inspection realized that they were indeed simply dolphins. I calmed down and tried to steer the ship forward and out of the ring of dolphins. As soon as the ship passed over one of the fins, I could see a dolphin jumping out of the water out of the corner of my eye. I turned towards it.
"AAAAAAAH!" I screamed.
The dolphin flew straight at me and hit me like a cannonball, knocking me off the ship and into the water. I could feel myself resting upon the back of the dolphin, and could sense it swimming impossible speeds out deeper into the ocean. I could barely breathe, the water constantly covering my face, only surfacing for a milisecond of breath, then back down again.
And then I woke up. The weird part was that I woke up breathing hard, as if I really was running out of air like I was in the dream. I've had that kind of thing happen before in certain dreams. Blah. All in all though, pretty funny dream when you consider the ninja psycho dolphins.

06.23.2012

6/23/12 No Dream Recall (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Awwww :c

I woke up at around 5:30 AM, remembered at least two dreams, and actually felt happy about them, but I drifted off and they went poofy.

Maybe I'll remember them sometime later in the morning, usually it comes back out of the blue.

Oh well. Can't wait to watch the stream online of the 11th Episode of the Legend of Korra! Skulls in a closet......this is going to be interesting, and it usually is for me at least.

But I have to wait a few hours to see it :c

Shouldn't complain, it's free.

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

This was my second lucid I had in the same week. Today is saturday, which was exactly 7 days since my last lucid. I almost had a lucid on the 21st (Thursday) so I am definately making huge progress. This dream was not very fun, although I managed to keep the dream going without stablilizing.

I only remember a fragment that happened before I became lucid, which was:

I was in school, with a friend. He had small plastic boxes of ice cream.

I was in the science rooms at school, not too far from the fragment. I looked at my hands and they were all bendy like a webcam effect. I didn't bother to stabilize or try the nose plug check. I walked out of the room and attempted to float by jumping down the stairs, but instead ended up hurting my ankles on impact. I kept trying, but instead imagined myself floating down the stairs. I didn't have any luck, and almost lost my lucidity. I walked back into the classroom and said to myself "I have to be dreaming, I mean, just look at my hands!" I continued to stare and examine them. I attempted one last time, but still with no luck, then lost my lucidity as I walked outside with my friend.

He had disappeared and I was suddenly sat in a huge skip full of ice cream. Some guy told me to find this ice cream which had a 1/8 chance of appearing in the skip. I looked to my right and found that ice cream, which said 1/8 on it. I chucked it gently to him and found another, which said 1/7 on it.

My recall was terrible today, I almost didn't recall the lucid. I also forgot most of what happened before I got lucid and probably some of what happened after. But I guess I'm making decent progress, 2 lucids and a semi lucid within a week. Thanks for reading .

Dream One: I'm driving down the road with my husband in the passenger seat. It's dark, and hard to see. I go completely blind and can't see at all, next thing I know I'm off the road in a corn field trying to put on my brakes and steering all over the place. I freak out, but my husband tells me to calm down. I relax, and when I can see well again, I start driving back onto the road.

Dream Two: I'm in a building that's being remodeled. I'm admiring the place, and then I see my husbands mom's boyfriend. He tells me he's been working on this house all day. Then I walk around a bit more, and then my husbands moms boyfriend turns into my husbands dad and his wife. The wife is telling me to look closer at some clear glass stones set in the wall on the other side of the room. When I get closer, I can see they're not glass stones at all, they are glass bottles that are surrounded by concrete to make a wall. One of the bottles is green and square and had a little pirate ship built inside it. You can see through the bottles into the room on the other side, it's a very cool effect!

Dream Three(Fragment): I'm in an elevator or something with my son and Reggie from Nintendo. We're talking about the 3ds and Pokemon. My little boy is so excited to meet him, and I explain to him that when we told my son that someone from Nintendo would be at his pokemon card night next month, the first thing he asked is "Is it going to be Reggie?!" Reggie laughs and tells my son it's nice to meet him. I think I saw Miyamoto at some point too, but I can't remember.

Dream Four(Fragment): I dreamed my mom was kidnapped by terrorists and they wanted $100,000 for her safe return. I find this odd because that's a lot of money to ME, but by general kidnapping standards it sounds pretty low... and why would terrorists want money not a political advantage of some sort? In the dream I call 911, but I don't want to call my brother or grandma and worry them. I'm told by 911 that I need to drive to a city over an hour away to get the paperwork to fill out before they can help me.

Dream Five: I'm trying to fall asleep. I'm laying on a sidewalk, trying to sleep under my covers. Only the covers are covers I had several years ago, not the current bed set I have. I hear a buss, and I'm not happy that it's dropping off the kids who live in the house I'm at. The weird thing is, I'm trying to sleep in front of the house I grew up in, and the kids being dropped off are a little kid from my sons preschool class and my best friends sister (who is suddenly ten years younger, lol) I think to myself I'm never going to fall back asleep now. I try to pretend like I'm asleep anyways though so they won't disturb me, and throw my covers over my head. My friends sister walks right past me, but the little boy tries to sit on me. Then I tell him to go away so I can sleep and he cries because he's scared of being home alone and I'm the only grown up around. Then I wake up because my daughter really is laying in my bed, with her feet on top of my stomach... no wonder I felt sat on!

Last night's dreams were so boring, but I did a lot of boring stuff yesterday so it's hardly a wonder. All I really did was clean house and go shopping for things to reorganize the house :/ I'm going to be sure and do something "fantasy" related tonight like play video games or read a book so that I have some fun influences for tonight's dreams

FREAK DEER AND SUPER SHOUT

I barely remember the dream before this point but it was awesome.

We were at my old house from two years ago and my old dog was even there.
There were some strange raccoons in the backyard and my dad shot one and the rest ran off.

These weren't raccoons, they were freak deer with raccoon shaped things on their heads. The raccoon parts of their heads are near useless and made no sense.

When we walked out in the open some more came out into the open and right about then, I realized I was dreaming.

LUCID DREAMING!

Then a fawn came up to me and I yelled, " FALCON, KICK!!!!!" and kicked it and it flew, FAR.
I guess the mom of that fawn was pissed, because a big freak deer came toward me. It had its huge sheep-like teeth showing and would stay 2 feet from me and block my way when I wanted to walk somewhere.

I then sucked in all the air I could and then yelled, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!" and made this mega shout that made trees push back, bird feeders fly, and most importantly, that deer flew over the woods!

After that, I flew straight up to observe the landscape around me. I flew above the clouds and there were two mountains off in the distance that had a roller coaster around them. I saw lots of tall buildings with neon lights, floating islands, hills and landscape, and random street signs floating around. I turned around and flew a different direction and there were streets and traffic lights above the clouds and then everything started fading and I woke up.

I am in church. The offering plate comes to me but I have no cash. Everyone around me is so rich and prosperous that they can afford to pile in fist full of cash without much though. I feel embarrassed. I think at least my wife has a good career started. We can focus on her making the money.

Then we are leaving. I notice my sister N walking out holding a piece of paper like a sign. I don't bother to look at what it says. (I wonder what it said!)

I am outside. I am looking at the sidewalk and the grass. I see it needs to be edged and some weed killer in the cracks. I have a water gun in my hands and start spraying the weeds on the cracks and on the fence line. I then realize it is not weed killer but left over insecticide. I spray anyway.

I see a group of guys. They are old school friends. I catch up with them to talk. They saw me spraying with the water gun. One tells the other to look out I will spray him. I tell them that its not water but insecticide.

I am part of the group now and we walk to a school building that I have never seen. There is an entrance but the doors are being walled off and there is a new door next to it. (Symbolism?)
I wake up as we enter.

23.06.2012

Giant Cricket (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at someone's house. I think it was my friend's house. Actually, I was in her backyard.

I remember putting my stuff down on the ground. It was nighttime when I did. Suddenly, I saw the hugest cricket jump across my pillow that I was sitting on.



I fumbled for my phone, it had a flashlight on it. I quickly changed the default blue color to yellow. I then moved the flashlight around on the ground, looking for the cricket in hopes that it wouldn't come near me. I quickly gathered up all of my stuff and got up.

23.06.2012

Time Machine (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I remember walking down some stairs. A boy named Shawn (he's in my class), was in front of me. Another, much smaller (in comparison to Shawn) boy walked next to him.

We eventually found the end of the stairs. There was what looked like a kitchen at the bottom. It was dark. Suddenly, Shawn grabs a plastic bag and hurls into it.

I recoiled back, still standing on the stairs.
"You okay?" I asked.
"Yeah," he replied.
We walked out the big door in front of us, it led to our school's playground. We walked around and found a picnic table to sit on.

I looked over and saw some of the guys playing football. One of them was Mike. He turned and looked at me. He smiled. I smiled back.

A woman walked up to me. She introduced herself, but I don't remember who she was. She told me that we had traveled back in time and that I was now in the 7th grade.
Confused, I asked her how. I don't remember her answer, but I followed her to this tube plane. It reminded me of the play place at McDonald's. It was certainly colored that way.

I sat in some sort of tubed seat. The woman sat beside me, and another person my age sat beside her. There was a large electronic map in front of us.

The woman pressed a button. "Sorry," she muttered. "it gets bumpy at the start." It did indeed. It sent a wave of nausea through me.

Then we were up in the air. "Where would you like to go?" she asked. I shrugged. I had no idea.

Apparently, this plane wasn't just capable of time traveling, you could also go to anywhere on the planet with just a tap of a button; or see anything, anywhere, with super "magnifiers", like a satellite.

The woman chose a place on an island. Apparently that location was her headquarters. She pointed on the map at the island. The map went closer, showing her different regions of the island. She pointed to the "HQ" symbol.

I felt the plane vibrate just alittle bit. I can't imagine how fast it was going.

The woman said, "Just to let you know, there will be a whole family that will come on the plane for a short ride a little while later. I hope they don't, though." I blinked at her comment.

Eventually we reached the HQ. The plane settled down on what I thoguth was a platform. The plane shook just as much as it did when the it took off.
Finally, the plane settled.

"Sit tight." The woman said. But before she could move, the family that she talked about earlier piled into the cabin. More and more people were coming in, and I wondered if there was enough room to fit us all.

A young child squeezed beside me on my left, making the woman have to scoot ove. "Hi." the little child said, staring up at me.
"Hello there," I replied back, my mouth full of food. (Where did I get that?)

I remember sometime later on that there was a battle between some sort of gods or spirits. The bad spirits were trying to destroy us for "wrecking the peace" with the time machine. The good spirits were trying to protect us from them.