non-lucid

Tried WBTB, no LD. Sorry if this one feels rushed. It's mostly because it is.

First, there was this Halloween party I was supposed to attend. It was at one of the houses I see on the way to Alec's, but it was Jing was going to be there too, and this other Asian chick who I don't know lived there. I was supposed to go there with Ephraim. I also wrote down "green/red", "strawberry", and "yuigoh", but I don't remember their significance, although I do remember that they had to do with this part of the dream. I also wrote down the word "plants" in quotations, meaning there was weed somewhere in the dream, but I don't remember that either. Anyway, suddenly I was in this other house with Sean, Onyx (school nerd), and some other faceless people. Onyx started talking about twitter to me, saying that everyone in school uses it to remember their homework. I said, "Why would I do that when I could just type it on my phone?" Then I got up in his face and said, "You jelly?" In case you aren't familiar, that's internet lingo for "are you jealous?" Then I realised how stupid this was and went to go sit down, embarrassed. As I went to go sit down, Sean gave off the vibe that he was one of the nerds or something. On Onyx's computer, he had this list of names, and it had something to do with LAN. I saw names like Abe Lincoln, Linkin Park, Sean Connery, etc.

Then I had a false awakening in my room. It looked like my room, but I still knew that this was before the Halloween party. It was DE that I took a nap before going. I didn't do a RC because my brain hates me.

At the party, which now took place in this swag mansion/restaurant, there was a guy who was supposed to be V from V for Vendetta, but he wasn't wearing a mask, and he was a well-known DE actor. All of a sudden, when this one guy comes up behind V, V turns around around shoots him. The guy didn't even have any bad intentions. Anyway, one of the shots fired missed, and went outside and some guy outside dodged the bullet. Andrea and I saw this, and we agreed that this was impossible (NO RC? WHY?!?). Back inside, V had his victim on a table, and he just kept shooting him, but he just wouldn't die. He shot him like ten times, then turned around to walk away, but then the victim would muster up all of his strength to raise his own gun and shoot back. Then V would turn around and shoot him again, like ten times. This repeated for a while.

Then I was in Anthony's living room, but he wasn't there. It was just me, and Dad, and the one couch was on the other side of the room, and everything was white. Dad kept making these comparisons that I didn't understand, like he was referencing things that came before my time or something, and I don't remember what he was comparing, but it had something to do with me. Then I was on Family Guy, except I think I was just watching this part. Stewie and this other character were racing, and they had to race without teleporting. They were in this futuristic looking park, and the whole place looked like a gigantic jungle gym. Stewie, who was sort of me, won, and he said, "This is the greatest moment of my life! Aaaaaand...now it's gone." I guess the feeling wore off quickly.

I woke up at 7 AM.

Back to sleep.

The next dream I had was started a sequence of dreams. I don't remember what I was doing before hand, or if I was doing anything before hand, but I was stuck on the side of the road. It was raining hard, and there were major floods. The side of the road was completely flooded to the point where you could swim in it. In my dream, I don't know if I couldn't swim, or the water was just too violent, but I was drowning. There was a lot of dirty grass all in the water. There was this guy not too far away sitting with some of his buddies in lawn chairs. They had a tent up and they were just enjoying some beers. Keep in mind we are on this desolate road in the middle of a serious weather situation. I yelled for help, and at first this guy didn't want to help because he didn't feel like getting up. The guy also looked familiar, I think he was a teacher at my school. I yelled for help again, and he finally got up, and it was DE that he was only doing this for fame and fortune. There was another person drowning with me, and the guy who saved me, only grabbed my hand, so I thought fast, and grabbed the other guy's hand to save him too. Then the dream told me the tide was low, so I started to walk home. I saw Rocky, my cat, and I was worried about him, so I picked him up and took him with me. As I was walking this group of kids were walking on the right side on the road. I told them that they could get hit by a car on that side since they can't see behind them. However, every time a car went by, they miraculously didn't get hit.

Then I was at the old house. I'm pretty sure Avatar: The Last Airbender was on TV. The show's plot had something to do with the planet about to explode, and Aang went into outer space to-I have no idea. Anyway, Anthony, his mom, and his sister, Alexis were there, and suddenly, I was in this room with Alexis. I was supposed to talk to her because for some reason, Anthony, and their mom couldn't get through to her, which would never happen in real life. We were in this room (sort of DE that it was inside the TV, but not really) that had plain walls, some art tables, and a door leading out. There was a clothes line that was holding up some papers with art on them. Anyway, we were talking about her interest in art. She was saying that she likes art, but she doesn't see the point in going to school for it, since she knows how to paint. I told her that she may think she knows everything there is to know, but she will get to school and realise that there is so much more for her to learn. As I was talking, I saw Anthony and his mom walk past the doorway to the room, so they could peak in to see how I was doing. This part of the dream could have paralleled my predicament in music, which was similar to Alexis's in the dream.

Then I was back on the road still walking home, except now, I wasn't there, and I was replaced by Alann, and some of his friends. They were late for a party that I was already at. I went inside the house for the party, and I was pretty nervous because I didn't know anyone. I remember it being very sunny outside, like after a storm, and there was a brilliant garden out front. When I walked in the door, there was a room to the left, and if you walked forward, you found the kitchen. Jimmy Neutron's mom was the host of the party, and when I walked in, she offered me this cake that had chocolate on top, vanilla ice cream in the middle, and Oreo cookie on the bottom. It was DE that the father was going to be late for his own kid's birthday party. The father in question was Alann, but now he was some other guy. The dream cut to this guy, who looked like a modern version of Fred Flintstone. He got sidetracked on his way home, even though he was like a block away, and he went to this amusement park. The only thing at the park was this roller coaster that had three or four different tracks, so that four different trains can ride at the same time. Suddenly I was on this platform at the top of the roller coaster, and I saw Rocky on the tracks. I was worried about him again, and I climbed onto the roller coaster tracks to save him. The tracks were very thin, and I could sit on them, as if sitting on a horse. I looked down, and I realised that I was very high up; all I could see were the very small tops of the trees of a forest down below. For some reason this didn't bother me, as I had to hop from track to track to avoid the roller coaster as they went by. The trains were only one car in length.

Anyway, we all get back to the party, and the dad got there JUST in time. Then, we all ate. The host was suddenly Anthony's mom, and I kept dropping food on my lap, and looking over out of the corner of my eye to see if she noticed. I saw that she did notice, and I was pretty embarrassed. The food we ate were these very large trays of steak, peas, carrots corn, and various meats. The vegetables were scattered all over the whole thing, and the steak was in cupcake form. The tray next to that had a bunch of meat that looked like sushi, and it also had these circular rolls of ham (it was DE that they were like my mom makes, although she doesn't make rolls of ham lol). Someone on the other side of the table told me that there was also ham, not just steak, so I tried some of it. This food was the best thing I have ever tasted in my entire life. It was so juicy, and tender, and it just tasted so amazing. Everything at the table tasted great, and when everyone else was done eating, and they went into the other room, I was still at the table eating. Since it was a dream, I couldn't get full, and I just kept eating for a while.

Then I met up with everyone in the next room. There was this robot on the couch, and he had a yellow, pointy head, with a visor over where his eyes would be. He had a round body, and was pretty short. The host of the party powered him up, and we all became miniature, and we went inside this robot dummy. It was supposed to be a simulation of a real body, but for party purposes, it was a rental robot. Inside the body, which reminded me a lot of Bowser's Inside Story, there were there monkey bars made of organs, and there was this ball pit and slide made of organs that all the kids were playing on. But then, I realised that we were trapped. There was this one exit to the body where we were suddenly under this surreal (think Little Big Planet) ocean, and the water was too high (because of the flood in the beginning) so we couldn't leave. I try calling Plankton for help (from Spongebob) on this phone, but it didn't work. Then I went back into the meaty, organ room that we were all initially in, and I saw that everyone else was still having their fun, oblivious to the fact that we were stuck in here. The host, at this point, now morphed into a pink fish. I realised that we needed to call Plankton so he could save us. And I also realised that if you ate this certain kind of food, it changes your urine, so that it can power the phone. A lot of the parents there were suddenly bloopers from Mario (the squids), and their urine would be the most potent. While they worked on this, I went back to the under-sea spot. I found a giant metal pole that I tried to stick out of the ground so that this spider that was on it could crawl up, then onto this tree, and go get help. When the spider was crawling up, I could feel the vibrations through the pole. It was pretty weird. Debbie, my mom's friend, was suddenly there next to me, and she was worried that we wouldn't get out. Then the tide was low again, and I walked out. I walked towards the ocean, which was now an under-sea beach, and to the left, and up a hill. Everyone was disappointed because they ate all of that special food for nothing. When we were out of the body and back at the house, I realised that the host fish had this slot on her stomach. It was for a pole attachment, so I took the pole, put it in the slot, and held up the fish, like a balloon. I showed her around the house, as if she was a guest. Then I showed her outside, as if she was unfamiliar with our world. The seasons changed right in front of us, so I could show her each season.

So here's a snippet from a dream I thought was interesting that has left me feeling all happy-happy for the day.

I was in and out of lucidity, running down a street at night. Sometimes I'd vaguely realize I was dreaming and try to shout some command but a few moments later, I'd forget and just keep doing what I was doing. I also knew I was worrying about waking up so I think that was preventing me from becoming fully lucid and just doing whatever I wanted, because that worry was becoming an obsession.

Suddenly I came across a driveway full of cars. I assumed there was some party going on. I was lucid for a second again, but just enough for my brain to be like, "Hey Tara. What's up? I'm pumping a lot of blood to your vagoo, since you're in REM sleep and all, soo you're just gonna go look for sex now, okay?" and that's exactly what I did after losing lucidity again.

I walked through all of the parked cars, casually looking for someone to have sex with. I found one occupied car but the person inside was asleep or something. I don't quite remember, but either way, I kept looking. I came across another car with a young man inside browsing his phone. He kind of looked like the actor who played Thomas Kalmaku in the new Green Lantern film, with the glasses and everything. I quietly opened the door and said, "Hey." He said the same back and I bluntly and casually said, "Do you wanna have sex?" He seemed a bit confused and asked why and I said something like, "Because I want to, it's fun and it feels good." After fiddling around on his phone for a few more seconds, he nodded and said, "Sure." but seemed kind of tired and not into it. I asked if we could go in the backseat because he wasn't moving, so we did. The dream sort of abruptly transitioned to us being in the back seat.

We were laughing and eating orange creamsicles. Well, I was mostly acting like a goof and making him laugh. He commented on how silly I was. The excitement died down as we finished our creamsicles and sat in silence. The car light made everything orange and grainy, but provided enough light for me to see that he was smiling at me. He looked somewhat contemplative, like he was pondering the weirdness of the situation and who I was. I smiled back for a long while before glancing at his lips. My ears burned and face flushed, I could feel it. My heart was beating uncomfortably fast and hard. I had the overwhelming urge to kiss him and the overwhelming desire for him to kiss me. After staring at my feet and gathering my courage back up, I stared at him again, then looked at his lips while he sheepishly muttered, "I'm not going to have sex with you." I chuckled, smiled and nodded. I wasn't all that bothered. We were having a genuinely good time, as if we were best friends. I had kind of figured the sex wasn't going to happen as soon as the dream transitioned to us laughing in the back seat. But I still wanted to kiss him. I'm upset that I didn't. My vision faded as I began to have a false awakening, in which I went on Facebook and saw that the guy from the dream had added me and I was astounded that I dreamed of him before even knowing he existed. I was also quite excited to actually be friends with him. Then I woke up for real and was very disappointed but quite pleased with my brain for coming up with such a nice dream.

Captains log: November 3, 2011

Last night's series of dreams ranged from the bizarre to the fantastic. The meanings of these dreams are yet to be discovered, but the profundity of them lingers during my waking state.

The first set of dreams included an apocalyptic war where the machines had taken over. And it was my job to fight them of single handed with the sword of destiny. In the heat of the battle I was able to dispatch many of the bloody machines into the great scrap pile in the sky. Suddenly a white horse approached from the east, the rider of this beast was none other than President Obama, dressed in an elaborate Abraham Lincoln costume. He stood beside me and said forcefully. "You were born to bring peace to mankind, now lets rewire these sons of bitches." Together we destroyed the entire Cyborg hoard. A moment later we were addressing a crowd of millions gathered at the monument built to remember the epic battle, and he began to give the "Four score and seven years ago" speech. The crowd cheered and I faded out.


The next dream begins with me in a small scientific exploratory boat in Pacific ocean. I am a member of a group of scientists who are studying the great white shark. It is my turn to go into the water with them, but I decide against going down in a cage. Instead I dress in a chainmail suit, looking like a character from a Monty Python sketch, and jump into the water. There was a chain that had broken on my chainmail suit and it caused me to bleed. I couldn't really feel the bleeding but I saw the faint red tint rising from my left arm. Panic rose over me. I knew that not only was I in Great White Shark infested waters, I was outside the protection of the cage. I tried desperately to get back to the boat, but the suit was weighing me down and my progress was slow. Then a black sillohuette appeared below me, I knew at once that this was the vehicle of my demise. The fear took hold of me, paralyzing me like a prisoner. I couldn't move. The blackness grew larger, until a the clear shape of the beast shown through. He was large, grey and battle torn. This monster has been through more than the normal shark, his life run by conflict. He was a warrior and he was on the trail of fresh blood. His eyes black as the soul I imagined inhabited this body. He drew nearer to me and I let out a scream, which was little more than a stream of bubbles on the surface. He inched near me, when he was in striking distance, I pushed my arms out in front of my body defensively. The shark did not attack me, he slapped his fin against my out stretched hand. We shared a moment of knowing. The shark and I just high five-ed and we are now homies" Fade out.

3/4-11-2011 .

4 awakenings in the night, very light sleep no real lucidity.

#1. France
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I was back on the farm in france. I was doing labor when I saw a woman on a hill, she looked like she was in distress. I thought she was being attacked by animals or something. I remember being in her house talking about what happened and she basically said there was nothing wrong, she was just doing some work.
Later i was talking to the guy who owns the farm, Jack. I was telling him about the woman and how i thought she was being attacked. I can't speak french that well anymore tho so i had a lot of trouble trying to speak my mind. I was aware of not being here in a long time. I decided not to waste time and just speak english.

#2. Sniping
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The environment was dark and futuristic. Like an Unreal Tournament sniper/camping map. I believe there was a border that defined the area of play. I was hiding on low ground. I followed a guy I know, S. I wanted to shoot him. We where on low-ground and he moved up a metal platform/elevator. It went way high up in the sky and I lost him.
I was still standing on ground-level and i noticed a balcony up high. There was a blue guy that spotted me. He tried to snipe me down but missed a lot. I shot back and after a 20 second shoot-out i killed him. I went up the elevator and moved to the edges of the map.

I was sniping in a very dark spot, on a hill. There was a tower i was hiding behind and I lied in the grass looking for frags. Things got weird tho and I moved back to ground-level or i fell there. I was still lying in the grass but on the ground without cover I was easy to spot. I was scoping on S and his mate who where walking over a playground. I didn't shoot them because I was being nice. I thought i was hiding well, but then S yelled something to the extent of : "How's it hanging! Aren't u gonna shoot me?" . I thought shit, if they can see me everyone can i better find a new hiding place. And i woke up.

#3. Invitation
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The environment was a 5vs5 video game in a forest at first. I was with my 4 teammates standing together looking at pieces of paper that looked like formal invitations! I was holding a red piece of expensive paper and perhaps some ribbon was nailed in the top corner. There was a button you could click and when you did that ur character would change into a minitiature aerial vehicle of sorts. I clicked it and mine was a small spaceship. If i'd move around the spaceship would leave trails of rainbow colours behind. (Everyone had something but i forgot what the others where)
During this, the environment shifted to a large clothes store. Further maneuver made it obvious that it was also a high school. And probably a whole lot more things.
I was moving around the clothes store and i noticed a woman going around her business. I thought i'd suprise her with my new toy and turn into a spaceship in front of her and fly around her. This time I was holding a white invitation and tried to press some of the letters to turn into a spaceship again. But nothing happened. I didn't realize i was using a wrong piece of paper until later on when i went to do some business in the school area. I looked into my pockets and found out that the red invitation was right there.

#4. Blue stardisk
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There was a dream scenario beforehand that involved some competition with a fella and apperantly I won. Or that's what i thought when i was standing outside and looked at the night-sky. I peered into space and my attention was grabbed by a bright blue star. As i was looking at this the star slowly transformed into a disk. It got much bigger in size , getting much lengthier and a little broader. (The longer side was vertical and it only grew a little horizontally) While i was watching this I heared a loud ringing noise and my brain got pressured immensely. (most likely my forehead, tho i don't remember) It got so intense that i woke up from that eventually.


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K, some personal thoughts on dream #3 and #4. It's interesting to note that i was looking up and hearing stories about aliens and ancient humanoids coming from the Sirius system just before i went to sleep that night. I was so inspired and awe-struck that i had in mind i was going to attempt to make contact with Sirius if i happen to be lucid. In reality i am also bored with this planet and i'd rather live in interstellar space. Not this crappy isolated earth. So i wished for some more aliens to come into my life and see how life treats them and learn learn learn.

Anyway, i am inclined to interpret the dream as a calling heared and a clear message. Dream #3 had the symbolism of an Invitation that is associated with a spaceship.
Maybe my calls have been heared and I am hereby given an invitation to initiate me into their galactic civilization. I guess if this is true it should be evident in dreams later on because i'd gladly accept their invitation.

About dream #4 it is a little harder to interpret. But since i thought about Sirius before bed it could have been the Sirius star giving me a sign. The symbolism of a disk i don't understand. It was definetly a disk, not a sphere. But it could go both ways i guess. To make a comparison it looks a lot like our galaxy if you'd view it from the side.
A disk shape looks a lot like the UFOs depicted in hollywood. It could be the dream "telling me" that UFOs sighted come from Sirius. Or that the invitation i got earlier was coming from Sirius. Or it could be something else entirely, perhaps something more cosmic. Or nothing at all. I've found atleast ONE dreamer who also had a dream about a dark blue disk in the sky.

Walking... walking down to my old workplace in the call center. But the place is different. It was afternoon. The place looked like a forest. I had to jump over some obstacles. I asked the people there if this is the right place. They said yes, and pointed to the right direction.

I arrived... at school, in college. I was going to take an exam. I saw Ridane in one of my examination. He was complaining. We went home, on a taxi. The driver preferred to have the windows on the driver side and the front passenger side open, for some reason. But it's raining, so he got wet, as well as the inside of the taxi. I looked outside at the unfamiliar place, with lots of construction being done. There was no passenger in front of me, but there are two ladies to my left. I don't know who they are. They're just talking with each other. It was a bumpy ride.

We arrived at Victorias, and Ridane invited me to stop by. I said sure, I'll just go home at 10 p.m., at the latest. There was a party, like a birthday, or at least a celebration. There were pork dishes. I talked to a girl there. She asked about Ridane. I told her how he complained that the examiner was late, and how he complained when the exam was cancelled. She was sitting down, taking off her shoes (?) while I told her.

I was at home, with sis. We just studied something from a book (?). I went out to our front yard and told her I want to fly. I jumped and tried to fly, but I couldn't. I asked her why. She said something about waiting for mom. We had a pet out in the yard, something that dived into the watery area.

Flight. We arrived in Manila to get something. We're going back in the evening. I asked sis what time, and she said 2700H, or around 9 p.m. (yes, it's not freakin' military time). It was morning so she thinks we still have time, but I told her best to get our tickets already. I still have to go back (here or somewhere else) tomorrow, and then go back home tomorrow afternoon/evening. I just turned my back, and before I know it, she's back and has printed, and even organized the printed "tickets" into folders. I was surprised.

Then I asked her if she included a photocopy of her ID as well, since she used her card to buy the tickets. Otherwise, I won't be able to board the plane. She said no, she didn't bring her IDs. I crossed to the other side of the street at an ATM to withdraw money. I entered the wrong password. Tried again, got it right. I checked my balance and it showed only a little over 3,000. That didn't seem right.

There are zombies at home. The house's filled with them. We're trying to pretend we're one of them by walking and acting like one. I jumped over the wall at home to go out as we go out to invade a place. There are... ninjas, or magicians, in that place. I sent out a kage bunshin to check out the place and disable the traps.

I was the bunshin, and I saw the maze inside the place. Then I got "caught," and I was back in my "real" body. The head magician of the place complained that was unfair, using a bunshin.

I partially "woke up" or became lucid, and saw a piece of parchment. I was shaken by the zombie dream and I can choose to "change" it by changing the parchment. Not sure what I did.

I remember my brother had this pickle jar and I wanted to see it next because it had a label that offered free full music software.

I was playing or being in this game. I remember talking to this girl....and we got in her car. But the car was something like a house, and we headed through this forest, and there all kinds of dragons in it. But they were friendly.

I remember going on a mission with the president and a few other people. We had no NBC gear, and the main guy who we had to get was surrounded by gas. Everyone fell down, and Obama wanted to retreat. Something else happens where we're all just chilling....still lying down in our uniforms but there's no threat of danger. S starts flirting with two guys, and I cursed her out and walked off.


I was in DV chat, and someone linked a totally unrealistic scene from what I assumed was the last action hero. The thing that got me was how quickly it loaded. After that I turned it into a gif for my avatar.

Dream 1 – I am driving a car. I am a bit scared that I’m gonna have accidents. Few cars crash. I run away from cops and do the road rage. At this point my vision shifts to 3rd point, feeling like playing a video game. I pick green racing car on the road and drive it very fast.

Dream 2 – I don’t know how I got lucid but when the dream started I instantly knew it was a dream.(I think I did some mantra )
I am hanging on the outside of veranda of an apartment. Nearby I see a lake and mountain so I decide to fly there. The sky was blue, some baby clouds, perfect green grass field, sweet soft wind, clear river… I was so happy. I use transformation jutsu to turn into Miho. Worked! (transformation jutsu rally works well )I could feel her pointy fox ears. But my voice is still mine so I use voice transformation(?) jutsu. I was surprised that I had totally different voice. I slide on water surface, flying. Suddenly the yellow hay house reminds me of my ‘goal’ so I go up to the hill on the right side of me. There is some kinda of Korean restaurant. At this point the dream becomes unstable and shifts into non-LD.

DJ Log: November 4, 2011 – 6:30AM (USA Eastern)
Text color legend: · NON-DREAM · NOTES · DREAM · LUCID ·

I am on a large houseboat with a crazy old guy and a bunch of animals. Both sides of the boat and the center section have shelves with various sized animal cages on them. The old guy is sitting on a chair, reading the newspaper while smoking a pipe. Whenever he laughs, smoke comes out of his nose and ears.

I walk to the other side of the boat and accidentally bump into one of the cages on the corner of the center shelf. The top comes off and a bird with a really long beak jumps out of the box and starts attacking me. I have heavy leather gloves on, so I try to grab the bird by the beak to keep it from biting at me. The old guy gets up and cusses at me while he fixes the cage. After a bit of struggle, I manage to catch the bird and return it to the cage.

I'm standing on the bow, watching the ocean waves splash against the front of the boat. Suddenly, a dog runs up from behind me and starts biting at me. I turn around and wrestle the dog to the ground. I grab both back legs in one hand and grab the lower jaw with the other. I look at the old guy and he's still staring at the news paper. I lift the dog up over my head and throw it overboard.

I remeber having a dream about being some kind of space travller in a scenario where earths civilization had ended and one of our crew members had created a free energy device. My friend clayton had invited me onto the ship or into the crew and first i remeber them just playing frisbee and trying to have enjoyable times doing simple things then travelling to another planet where there were different mutated human races that were not human anymore and claimed to be much more than human and not human at all there was a kind of super beings with white eyes and no pupils or eyelids that felt they were superior and at later in the dream attempted to kill off the humans and were stopped by this snake or serpant race that looked nothing like humans but had a much more friendly attitude trying to explain to the others why they should not act in such selfish ways but the white eyed ones were only interested in advancing their race as much as possible. later i found myself in a room trying to get my washed clothes back form some kind of human leader that would not admitt to them being my clothes, this was in a huge room filled with everyones cleaned and folded cllothes. Earlyier in the dream i recall on a previous planet a happier attitude of life where we lived like in a third world atmopshere, well it all seemed third world like atmopshere with little food and shelter and such commodoties but this one people were very rare and far between and i recall being under a tarped enclosure with about six others and knowing of only one other person on this planet, eventually we had to leave because of weather and my desires to travel which led us to the place with the snakes and white eyed ones... thats about all i can recall..

I had to be at a work meeting rather late last night, so my sleep schedule was thrown off and not surprisingly, I didn't go lucid in spite of my MILD. When I slept, I just slept hard

1) I was looking to get a new desk chair (which I did IRL recently--probably had something to do with this dream) and I found one that struck me as odd: it was advertised as 'the leg-less desk chair'. Basically, it was said to contain some kind of highly magnetic device that would consistently keep the chair hovering a few feet off the floor. Sounded interesting, so I got two of them, and immediately discovered that by tilting one of the chairs while sitting in it, I could cause it to move around at pretty good speeds. Suddenly I was on a trip to Israel and still in my hovering desk chair. I propelled all over the place at something like 45 mph, all the time having more and more false memories explaining the backstory of the dream that I hadn't seen...making it harder and harder to become lucid all the time. I was just about to have to leave Israel when one of my friends who was there with me turned evil and started some scheme I was going to have to stop...

Dream Signs: Being somewhere without remembering getting there, dream-like environments, highly unusual events

2) I was surprised to find that someone had stuck my old PC's hard drive in my new PC, but since it was there I decided to have fun with it. I booted up into Windows Vista and as expected, it ran poorly for an OS but much faster on the newer computer. I intended to upgrade it to Windows 8 (yes, 8) but just as I popped the disk in someone started Skype chatting with me and I never got around to it

Dream Signs: highly unusual events

Okay, last night's dream was really strange and seemed to go on for a long time:

I'm at a large airport that doesn't resemble any I know in real life. I'm outside and planes are being moved around and parked on the tarmac. Most of them are models I am familiar with: MD-80's, 737's, etc. But one of them is like nothing I've ever seen before.

It's huge and triangular, wide in the back with what look like delta wings like on the space shuttle, except that these don't look wide enough to give the aircraft the necessary lift it would need to fly. It almost looks like there are two fuselages, sitting one on top of the other, and held together in some kind of yellow tubular framework. The body of the plane ends abruptly at the front with a completely flat nose, not curved like most airplanes are. I can't help but stare at it and wonder what kind of drag that flat nose would cause on the aircraft itself. It's almost like it's the rear section of what would eventually be a double decker aircraft of gigantic proportions.

Next, I find myself inside the airport. I am walking and talking with a woman who is wearing a one piece flight suit with military type markings and insignia. She is excited because she has just been chosen for her first assignment where she will parachute out of an airplane. We are walking outside because she wants to find the airplane she will be parachuting out of. We get outside and I see only three aircraft that look intact enough to fly. I tell her, "It's either this one", (pointing to one airplane), "that one over there", (pointing to another one), "or.....(pointing to the strange looking airplane), "it could be that weird airplane back there." We're not sure which airplane it will be, so while we're waiting, we decide to take a closer look at the strange aircraft. Looking at the flat nose section, I remark to her how much it looks like a pig's snout. We walk along the side of it and I tell her that it looks like it has an upper and lower deck, both with seats and point out what at first look like seats out in the open, not enclosed or protected by any walls or bulkheads. The seats are very small; at first I think they may be seats for babies to sit in. But that doesn't make sense because babies would not survive sitting outside an airplane when it is flying; they'd freeze to death. But then I notice the name "Gerber" printed on several of them and realize that they must be for baby bottles. "That makes sense," I say, "because they could store the baby bottles out here and they would be refrigerated by the airflow and high altitude. But how would the flight attendants be able to reach them in flight? They'd have to be wearing some kind of pressurized flight suit." Nothing about the design of the aircraft seems to make sense.
At that point, a man I know in real life, T.P., walks up and tells us the our airplane is arriving and fixing to touch down. We're watching it's approach and the pilot is requesting instructions for landing. T.P. is telling the pilot to land but he seems to be making jokes, saying things like, "Kiss the runway" and "slap the pavement". The pilot is so confused and/or inexperienced that he overshoots the runway and has to circle around and try again. I look at the woman and ask her, "You're going to jump out of that???" Then I woke up.

I going to keep this one short because I didn't type this up yesterday, and I still have to do today's entry. So, I'm not going to really describe anything. If I go into full detail, it will take me too long. Maybe some other day I'll add detail.

Tried WBTB, WILD, MILD. No LD.

First thing I remember is that there were these two kids named Landon and Brandon. They were trying to break into our vault (it leads to our living room, but set up differently). I found them trying to do this when I came back from buying Monster-sized beer, which is weird because I don't drink. I say, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" They told me to leave, or else they would kill me. Eventually I was inside the living room, and they came back. I think Anthony and Mom were with me. They were trying to get in, and they stopped for a second. I had enough time to grab a hammer that was outside of the vault on the wall. I used it to beat the crap out of them. I got away with killing them because they threatened me, they were trespassing, and I had an alibi. My alibi was the other intruder, he was a witness to the other kid's threat. Now that I think about it, he is no alibi if he is dead. Anyway, I told Anthony that I got away with it and I was like, "Feels good, man."

Next, a bunch of people were in our living room. It was our actual living room of our current house. John was divorced, and there were two Chrissy's. Anthony was there. Me and Anthony went up to my room because we were bored. When we got there, it was the room from the old house, and Mom rearranged all of my furniture without asking me first. But instead, everything was in shambles, but somehow this was registered in the dream as "rearranged."

Then, I got this vision/flashback of my mom being in this avant garde band when she was a teenager, and I thought they were actually pretty good. I saw the flashback as a grainy 80's music video, and everything was tinted green. My mom also looked normal at first, but then she looked like a dude. Like a lumberjack. And I was happy because people always say I look like my mom, and if she looked like a tough lumberjack, then I had nothing to worry about.

Then we were at this shore house, at these docks. It was supposed to be the campgrounds. There were docks everywhere. We were getting ready to leave, and I had to go get this tire, then we could go. Ashley went with me to help. I got sidetracked, and I was wearing this suit. The jacket was itchy and fuzzy and purple, and so was the fedora I was wearing. I also had a suitcase. I was walking through a school. I stop to chat with this lady, and I start flirting with her. She has two kids, one being a baby. She starts to trust me and wants me to watch the baby. I don't like babies, so I make excuses. "I actually have to leave, I'm sorry." I was going to say, "Can I at least have a kiss before I go?" But Kyle Moken walked by and I didn't ask because I guess I was embarrassed.

Then, while walking through the lunch room, I saw Ephraim. He had his afro on. Everyone had these double airhead packs (the candy), and each one had games on them, like guessing sports players, and sports trivia. Ephraim started talking to me, because we had not seen each other in a while, and I had to cut him off. He's the kind of guy that can talk FOREVER, and I really did have to go. I apologised, and kept walking. I got to this one classroom. I saw Rosemary sitting in one of the seats. She was very vivid. Her flawless, pale skin stood out the most. I remember thinking, "For someone I hate, she really is hot." I walked into the classroom, looking for the door to get outside. The walls were all glass, and I could already see outside, so I couldn't find the door at first. I knew everyone was staring at me, and my suit didn't make me look very inconspicuous, but I didn't care. I found the door and headed outside. I walked along these empty roads next to the small docks by the lake. It was a very small lake. I was trying to get to these rocks where these earthworms were. What I had to do with these earthworms was pretty disgusting, and all I'll say is that in the dream, people did this since childhood, because it was a part of growing up. I decided not to do it because it was so disgusting. No, I didn't have to eat them. I walked along some more, and I got to this road, where cars would usually be along, but there were no cars in sight. There road was along side a very large and open lake, but the water carried on for as far as you could see. It was a very pretty sight. Anyway, I was walking towards it, still in my suit, and I saw these tall weeds growing out of the ground where the shore to the lake would be, which was right next to the road. The wind was blowing in such a way that it made them look like a giant alien frog looking at me, but then I realised it was my imagination, and it was only weeds.

I woke up around 7 AM.

Went back to sleep.

First, I was in the school cafeteria of the middle school. I was sitting next to that one black chick who I always claimed I didn't remember her name, just to joke around with her. Of course, now, I really don't remember her name. She was very violent in my dream. Across from me was this Asian girl. She was my helper or something, like for college I think (?). I made a casual joke to the black chick, and she grabbed my head and bashed it on the hard wood table. She was just messing around, but she didn't realise she was hurting me. Everyone around was like, "DDDAAAYYYUUMMM!!!", but curiously, I didn't care one bit.

Then I was trying to find my bike to go home. Everyone was in this big open space that was very desert-like, but it was next to this beautiful, sparkling ocean that you could see from these roman columns off to the side. There were a lot of remains of rocky architecture scattered around, along with some sheds, and there was also a landing with cobblestones that has steps and columns that led back to the school. Where they led was only DE, as I did not actually see where they went. On the side opposite the ocean, was a road that led to a highway, and neighborhoods. It was a very surreal landscape, and the "ideal" dream world. The highway looked like the one in the earlier dream with the weeds that looked like the alien frog. Mr. Coonio was there, and he was making sure everyone got a dirt bike to go home on. They were spelled dirk bike in my dream. I remember mentioning to Adam that I could never figure out those stupid things, and I insisted on riding my normal bike, but I couldn't find it so I gave the dirk bike a try, and wound up riding it along the road to the highway, but then to the right, and into this shed to park and get off. Then I found a silver and shiny gun, and a dark black one. I asked Mr. Coonio if I could fire a test shot inside (we were suddenly inside, but it was pretty much just a roof over the whole complex, and everything was tinted red.) He said no, but I accidentally fired a shot at the wall, and he said not to let it happen again. It had the most sensitive trigger ever. Then I was by this railway turntable, and there was only the front of the train on it, and it was very small, and I found another gun. I decided to fire another shot because I wanted to test to gun, and this one hit this concrete slab that was sticking out of the ground right next to me. It ricocheted, and I was afraid the bullet may have hit me, because I remember hearing that you don't noticed the pain until you see it (DE). I looked down cautiously, and saw a bruise on my calf muscle. Not so bad. But then I vowed that it was too dangerous, and I wasn't taking another chance, so I threw both guns in the ocean.

Then, I took off all of my clothes because I felt like running around naked for some reason. I put them behind this shed at the far end of the desert area, and behind the shed was also a long fence that led to a very suburban neighborhood on the other side. I ran towards the cobblestone landing. I noticed there was a group girls walking around, as if they were tourists. There were holes in the stones walls and pillars that separated each section. I tried running past the group, who was pretty far away. Unfortunately, there were more in the assembly line than I expected, and the last girl saw me. So now I'm hopping through the holes in the walls and pillars, trying to avoid them and get back to my clothes. Suddenly I didn't care, and I walked back to my clothes behind the shed. Some old Spanish lady saw me from the other side of the fence. Oh well. Then I woke up.

I have tonnnne of dreams about masquerade parties, this one was reallllly weird though. It was in venice, and it was at a carnival, it was night time and i was walking along a street trying to get to 'somewhere', I kept wandering round for a bit, then it switched. I was in a really old library, it was like one with lots of rows but it was old and wooden, really classy & beautiful! I was sitting at a old wooden table with lots of books, i remember i wanted to get out so i ran along the isle of books and went out the door, the carpet was so beautiful! i pretty sure it was red and the walls were all wooden and old, it was really nice. I kept walking along the isle and there were these stairs i went down, to the right there were big wooden doors, I kept walking and pushed the doors open. Everything went really white, and there was music, but old fashioned kind. I was at a masquerade ball thingy, there were heaps of people dancing and talking, it was all white marble i think and dark wood, everyone was wearing old fashioned clothes, I think that was the theme. Everyone had masks on, i didnt though There were big chandeliers and the room had an amber glow to it, cause it was lit by candles i think. There were marble stairs leading up to another level, not many people were walking up there, i pushed past people and had a feeling i was being watched, which was creepy. I remember walking up the stairs and thinking 'i'll see them.. im going to see them'? I think I know who I was thinking about.. Anyway, I got to the top of the stairs and everything went white, and i wokeup.

All I can remember is that my friend Dayne, Nathan, my little brother, and I were at McDonalds talking to a gay guy. Im pretty uncomfortable around gay people, but I remember thinking he was pretty funny. He was the center of the time we had down there; basically because he upheld the conversation and our attention was turned to him cuz he was something we hadnt experienced before. I remember my mom walking by and stopping to grill the gay guy about not imposing his beliefs upon my little brother. The gay guy brushed her off after she left and we kept hangin out.

I have respect for gay people enough to just let them be and do what they want. I just dont like the awkwardness of being around them and wondering if theyre going to come onto me. Basically, do what you want, just dont come to me about it. I think gay people deserve a good life too, so dont bitch or try to get me banned.