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I was Skywarp, the Decepticon Seeker in War For Cybertron and Megatron had ordered me to defend somehting against the Autobots. I accessed a turret and then was changed into a Decepticon Brute when I ripped out the turret. I started shooting Autobots and they fled.



I was in my home and one of my friends from college was there. He said that I would never geta girlfriend and that all my friends were "taking out bets on me not to get one".

I was watching TV I think it was 106 & Park (even though I stopped watching it) there was a rapper named Roxxy and he was topless and had tattoos. He looked like The Game.



I was rolling through the channels and went to "400" which is Sky Sports. Although it normally would've displayed red it still went to the channel. The strange thing is that some rock band was playing when it was supposed to be some sport being played.

Side Notes
I'm pretty sure it was all one dream as it happened one straight after the other.

1. Me and one of my girlfriends moved a giant tv out into the back yard. We then moved an old couch outside and watched the television. After a few minutes I realized the tv was not plugged in, yet still able to play. I came to the conclusion that there must be enough electricity floating around in the area to power the tv.

2. Me and some friends went to a playground to hang out. I walked over to the stream running along the south end of the park. A a young mother came over and tried to convince me to keep her son. I looked down at the little boy and felt sorry that he had such a stupid and unloving parent. I told her to take him to child protection. She walked away angry, dragging the boy behind her.

3. I was at school. Everyone kept moving the desks around. They claimed they could not work unless the desks were arranged in a precise way. I took mental note of the classwork scribbled on the board and went outside to work. I ran into an old friend. He had become a theif and needed me to refurbish computers he was in the business of stealing. I told him I'd think about it. He kept following me, promising me a cut of the profits if I worked with him.

Prisoner of Love (FRAG)

I was either in a prison or a intensive camp and I was flirting with this one girl. It counted that I was in a thing with this girl bt then later on I was seen flirting with another girl and then the first girl came in and saw me and was all piss so then I was trying to win her back and things but none of it worked. The camp (i'm going with camp) counselor kept trying to gently get me to stop because nothing seemed to be working but I was stupid and stubborn and kept trying and ended up doing more harm then good. There were magical aspects of this dream but I can't remember them...

Camp Delights

Me and my friends Nick and Frankie were driving through the woods when we stumbled upon this campsite. It was cool because we were at the top of the hill and the campsite was further down and there were 2 paths, one was a straight down path and the other was a swirly san fran hill path. We took the straight. When we got to the bottom I'm pretty sure there were multiple buildings but we decided to be squaters in this one building. It was full of normal things that happened somewhat strangely-the one I can remember was when I got hungry, I would get a pancake from the closet, put it on the bottom side of a skateboard deck and snap the part of the deck that was holding the pancake off of the rest of the deck and use it like a plate. I did this twice. Then I saw an old person in red walking quickly away. He saw me and we had to get out of there as soon as possible. We all ran out to the car but there were these three small 8ish yr old kids who were hanging off of Frankie and he had to violently push them off. We started the car and went on the swirly path up the hill because surely the old man would have called the cops and they were headed down the main st. I was in the back seat and there was a blanket that I was trying to get under wile still watching what was happening on the outside. We passed these strange tank like machines that I knew were for construction and then I woke up.

I begin by visiting a friend that I am not extremely close to in my waking life, but in the dream it feels as if she is my closest companion. The feelings aren't sexually attractive though, she has more of a sister-figure feeling. I enter and we begin watching TV together, she has just moved in to her new apartment, so there is no furniture yet, just a TV sitting on the carpet, so as we lean against the wall, I extend my arm so that she can be more comfortable.

She plays sports often, so when her legs begin to ache, I pushed down on her knees to help her stretch them out as I do have some knowledge of sports related injuries, I plan to be a doctor one day. Again, all of this up to this point feels sincerely friendly but nothing more on my side. She then does something peculiar, at first I almost think it's an accident but I soon realize she is purposefully pulling up her shirt. I reach and pull it back down, preventing her from exposing herself with a feeling of uneasiness and guilt as I feel I have led her on.

She begins to almost cry saying that she knew she wasn't pretty enough, but I quickly stop her and tell her that that is a lie. I tell her that she is indeed very beautiful, and that it is not her lack of anything that is preventing me from wanting her. I inform her that I am very happy in my relationship with my girlfriend (waking life girlfriend), that we have been together for almost 4 years and are practically engaged at this point.

In the dream I thought this would bring her some relief, that it wasn't that I found her repulsive but that I was just not available to any female because of my outstanding long-term relationship. Instead, she began to bawl and weep uncontrollably. This pained my heart, seeing a girl cry like that was killing me. I repeatedly asked her what was the matter, and why my use of the word engaged made her become so upset. She got up and ran out of the house and I chased her, begging to know what was making her so sad. When I went outside to try and find her, she was gone, and I woke up.

This was a weird one that I had today. I dreamt that I was writing to this girl that I was excited about meeting for the first time for some reason. All I remember is that I felt kind of bad about it because I'm sure it wasn't my gf. I remember getting a letter ready, and for some reason..planning to place it in a spot where I knew she'd walk by instead of just giving it to her directly. My mom found it and thought that it was cute, because I wrote stuff on it with hearts like "omg I can't wait for you to get this!!" It was then that I decided to not go, and responded like "ehh...actually nevermind.." even though she'd be expecting me.

The next thing I can remember is being on what seems like the 7 train in NY with my gf....my dad and I'm not sure if there were any other friends. I remember telling a funny joke and her laughing, and being cute and kissing her even though she couldn't close her mouth properly because she was smiling and laughing through her teeth. I then make out with her for a while before she leaves to get off at her stop.

This is all I can remember.

Date: 05-16-11
Length: 2 Hours
Vividness: 9/10

I was at Santa Barbara High School and I had just transferred back. I was sad because next year, my girlfriend Dakota would be at City College, but I would be at SBHS. I lived along the shore line near her dad's house.
THe next thing I remember, I was at the beach hanging out. I did this weird thing where I was laying on the sidewalk and started crawling forward. I thought it'd be a cool camera shot.
I walked to a somewhat large island and laid down. I walked away for a second, and when I came back, some guy and girl had taken my spot.
I said, "Hey, not cool man."
I sat down and we all started talking.
Suddenly, the island began to vibrate a little bit. It began moving as we were on it, and we started moving towards a big cliff. I looked behind us and there was a man sitting on some vehicle which must have been an island mover (obviously).
He stopped at the big cliff and he told us to all get off the island.
We hopped down and began to swim toward the cave that went upwards with a ladder. We had no light and I said that I was too low of a level to go up there, and I was going to die from the monsters. Two other guys went up there instead, and a few minutes later, came back down with a basket of rare items.
We got back on the island, which was now reduced to the size of a boogie board. We swam back to shore while I carried all the items in my inventory (goodness I am a nerd).
As we got to the store to sell stuff, the guy who went into the cave was suddenly a dog, which was his in-game character. He traded me, and my inventory screen popped up. I put in all the items and confirmed. I realized I forgot something so I tried to trade him back, but I couldn't figure out how.

-frenchblablabla

Dakota and I were in a car talking about sex.

Another dream:
Something had to do with my muscles.

Date: 05-14-11
Length: 1.5 Days
Vividness: 9/10

My girlfriend Dakota and I were in the car driving. It was night time and I needed to pull over to a hotel so we could sleep. I pulled into the garage of a nice looking hotel which had different buildings for rooms all over the place.
I parked the car and went to go check in. When we got back to the car, it was surrounded by cops. One came up to me and told me how there's no use running. They had found guns in my car. I walked up to my car (my mom's Prius) and looked in the trunk. It was littered with cool looking guns. I ran away as fast as I could, and Dakota followed. As I ran away, the cops were trying to shoot us, but they had terrible aim and missed every shot. We got on these two bikes and rode away as fast as we could.
We waited it out for a while in hiding until day time broke through. We went back to the hotel very paranoid and scared. We saw the cops still around the car. They saw us, but seemed not to recognize us. We were still paranoid so we took the bikes and rode up this long hill to one of the hotel complexes. As we got to the top, night time was falling. We entered the building which only consisted of two rooms at the top of tiny stairs. We say down and started talking. Two men came out of one room and began talking to each other.
Suddenly, one of the cops comes in the hotel building and knocks on the door of the room opposite the two men. A woman and her little son came out. The cop explained how a man had arrived at the hotel with guns, but escaped, and has not yet been found. The woman looked scared, saying how she thought this was a nice place, and was asking what kind of man would do such a thing. The cop looked directly at us and I got really worried that he recognized us, but he didn't seem to, and left.
Dakota and I rode down to the gym of the hotel the next morning and went inside. My cousins Eric and Gregory, and my uncle Jojo were in the pool with some girl and I went straight for this weird looking cycling machine. I grabbed on the the top bar and Dakota followed. I almost fell off on the end of it, and Dakota jumped off. I started cycling and got really fast and flung off the cycle. I fell on to the top bar though.
I woke up forgetting everything, until I lifted myself up from the bed.

-frenchblablabla

Date: 05-14-11
Length: 5 Minutes
Vividness: 4/10

I was on a bus with a couple people, I'm not sure who. It was night time and we were driving along the highway. I saw a guy driving on a motorcycle next to us and I think that Dakota got to get on the back. I was really jealous because I wanted to get on the motorcycle too. Suddenly it was like I was in third-person view. The highway was on a huge cliff with no barriers to protect you from falling. We stopped at this one place and Sean was there. We were sitting down and someone almost fell off the cliff.

-frenchblablabla

I was on vacation with my dad at a waterpark. I was waiting in line for a waterslide when I realized I had my contact lenses in still. I told my dad I was going back to our hotel room to take them off. When I got to the room I realized I didnt even have them in, and was wearing my glasses. I turned around and there was a lady on the couch. I knew that she was my dad's girlfriend, but in the dream she looked different. Her kid came in and said something really nasty so I told him it wasn't nice to say things like that. And boy his mom got pissed at me for saying that. She started saying things like that she was going to marry my dad and make my life miserable.

Now we are in the car, me and my brothers in the back, my dad is driving, his "girlfriend" in the passenger seat. It was actually my stepdad's car, although that isn't what made me lucid. For some reason I just realized I was dreaming and did a noseplug RC. It worked, but I still remained unsure, and not wanting to do something stupid like jump out the window, I just stayed in the car. Still though, I'm happy to have this semi-lucid after days of terrible recall.

8:17 AM
This dream was vivid, strange and at one point very disorienting. It is also a dream location I remember visiting once as a child.

I was walking uphill on a street that was located behind the apartments where I used to live. At the top the scenery changed from mimicking real life to a path I'd traveled before. It was a dirt road that disappeared into the forest no more than 100 yards from where I was. On either side were old fences and buildings that could have bin from a movie set in the late 1800s. There were also a few DC that fit in with the scenery. They glanced up from time to time but seamed to be preoccupied with their activities(racking, moving dirt with wheelbarrows, etc.) At this point I realized that my girlfriend was with me and knew that I had bin here before with my brother.

We continued down the road a little ways until I held up in front of an old almost invisible(because of bushes) house. I wanted to show my g.f. the house because I remembered being there before. Between us and the house was a fence burred by overgrown bushes. Even the small wooden gate was overgrown. We found our way through and across the years of leaves and pine-needle build up to the house. The house was made of old red bricks, it was rectangular and had two stories. At one point or another the house had caught fire,,, you could tell from the char marks around the broken glass and brick of the large evenly spaced windows. there were small some holes in the roof. We went in through the front door.

Inside the house was filled with dust and, furniture and boxes. The Entry room took up most the of the floor-plan but somehow the rooms that lined the backside of the house were almost as big. The rooms were empty and a less dusty.
Above the main room was walk way that went across one short side and then across the backside of the house. More doors opened from the the walkway into rooms that were almost identical to the ones downstairs. We went to the second floor to look around though I don't remember there being any stairs.

It was really hard navigate on the second floor.. the dust was like a foot of thick almost snow-like ash. I began to feel vertigo and heaviness as I walked toward the back room. It felt like I was falling through the floor and like I was on both floors at the same time. (g.f. left dream) I made it to the room which was had a swept wooden floor. looking in to the left side of the room was my old duffel bag... I naturally investigated.

Inside the bag was an old ticket stub from some church function I had gone to when I was young and still a believer. There may have bin an old bible too(not sure, there were a few other things in there like rolled up socks). But the most weirdest thing I found was a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken. I think at this point there were other people in the building and someone had brought KFC in a zip lock bag as well... In total I wound up with 3 bags of chicken 1 being 20 years old(and still hot), 2 were new(1 cold one hot). I was a bit confused about which one was which, But I was hungry so I ate anyway.. I'm pretty sure I got the old one but it was absolutely delicious.

This dream is weird I found out I was lucid dreaming inside a dream. I was dreaming and inside that dream I was LDing.
Here is the dream.
I'm at my Church. We are having this huge brunch thing but they have loads of chocolaty stuff. I ate so much chocolate. But anyway after the brunch was over me and my friends leave. My friend has a tow vehicle. Some dude starts speeding over to us and tries to get a tow.we hid the hook so he couldn't. So then we go to my other friends house. There are about 4 people. Me, my friend, my girlfriend and her friend. We then go to my other friends house to pick him up. I'll call him friend number 2. He is a little overweight. Wears black shirts a lot too. So then we go to this place faraway. I don't remember this part too well. At that faraway place my girlfriend leaves me for friend no.2. I start walking a bit alone. I say this is a dream over and over again.and then I remember it was like my eyes were opening but that was a dream too. So the dream goes back to normal. And I still walk down the road. The road is sandy where tires usually travel on and grassy in between. There are trees around me. This place must have been covered in water about 100 years ago. There was this dock. I decide to sit there. My buddy Shane is there too. Idk why. Lol. We were talking. I spotted a phone under the dock. Actually 2 of them. I go get 1 for me and Shane. We looked at them. They still had batteries and bars.I decided to put some radio on. It was fairly easy to find a station. So we just hang there for a bit. Then my friend comes up in his car. In the car is friend no.2 and my girlfriend. I get in. I have to get home somehow. We finally get into housing area. I see 2 story houses on the lakeside. The houses were very nice. We get to friend no.2's house he gets out. Then we got to my house. There are more cars then usually. I get out. I walk in my house. My cousins come in. They start playing with a microphone I have. I got it to work for them. I said "so which one of you guys can sing. 2/3 can sing. But for my third cousin she couldn't even sin badly. Nothing was coming out.

I woke up at about 6am this morning..2 hours earlier than I planned to, so I figured it was too early to have passed an REM cycle. I got up, browsed some sites on the computer for a while, then went back to try a WILD at about 7am.

Green = non-lucid
Red = moment before lucidity
Sky Blue = lucid

First Attempt:

I knew I had nearly done it when I felt a huge tingle all over my body, which at some point just broke. It kind of feels like your body "disconnecting" if you were to describe it. Behind my lids, I was seeing some flashes of pictures in the distance, and I was attempting to focus on them. However, I feel like I got too excited at this new sensation, and the pictures soon went away and simply turned into blackness. I opened my eyes to find myself lying in bed.

Second Attempt:

Not willing to give up, I decided to try one more time. It was a strange mix of non-lucidity and brief lucidity, but I am getting there. I once again felt the telltale sign of that "disconnecting" feeling, and this time let it overtake me without trying to focus too hard. Unfortunately, I believe this thought of completely letting go caused me to lose consciousness and I fell into a non-lucid dream...

I was in some type of either spaceship with narrow corridors. I knew I was in danger, I believe I was also with my girlfriend. There were howling noises in the background like wolves, and we were hiding in this dark room, but still light enough to faintly see each other...we were on a chair and I remember hugging her..but for some reason we didn't care about the danger and well it was starting to become "feely."

At this point that dream fades out, and I open my eyes to find my room...or so I thought.

I "woke up" and lay in bed for a few seconds just looking out my window. But something didn't feel right. Outside the window was another building..with a gated fence in front of it. It was also at ground level, when I live on the top floor of an apartment building. At this moment I realized it was a dream.

It felt incredibly stable at first. I walked to the window and looked outside. The sky was dark, everything was shaded in gray, and I was at ground level, inside a black fenced enclosure that looks like one of those city parks with all cement. I felt scared like there was a sense this would be a nightmare, but realizing that I was dreaming, I braved it and stepped outside my window. I believe this is the moment I got ahead of myself: I walked for a bit, then immediately wanted to test the ability to create things. I looked at a spot on cement lot and imagined Holo(anime) standing there. It worked and it didn't. As I did this, it felt like I was focusing on my body lying in bed to work the imagination, rather than my dream body. I became aware of myself lying in bed and try as I might to get the dream to come back, it was too late.

I am definitely going to try more tomorrow however. Now that I know more or less what sleep paralysis feels like to me, I know what to expect and will be able to take things slower.

I have from time to time had prison dreams. Although not in a long time and seldom recorded.

I was sitting on the toilet in a dingy bathroom watching a picture tube TV. As I began to notice my surroundings. I realized I was in a men's bathroom that was packed with rugged men who looked down on their luck.

As a group walked out, one man squeezed my hand in a suggestive way. I retracted my hand quickly. I took a look at the gray jumpsuits and realized with a certain level of fear: I was in prison and I was one of the smallest friendliest faces around.

I made my voice extra deep and tried to make dull and ignorant sounding statements. I left the bathroom with lurching gate. I entered a community area and there was my best friend Joe, his other best friend, my GF, and a few other people.

I wondered what we all had done. I took my GF aside into a storage like room with a connecting walk way over an enclosed courtyard. I had the impression she was merely a visitor. I asked her:

"How did I end up in prison? I don't remember even going to a trial."

She told me my name was on an arrest list. I started looking around trying to take in the predicament and how I would need to act to survive. It crossed my mind I was arrested due to a case of mistaken identity. I looked past the courtyard where I saw a 20ft barbed wire fence and police cars on the other side.

First, I had a dream I was driving with Aziz and Nick from school and we were talking about the types of security the richest people in the world have around their houses. Bill Gates had some kind of sticky grass that you couldn't walk in properly, and some fruits the size of swimming pools. Anyway, we ended up driving to a baseball diamond, pulling up to some weird kid, and telling him to get in.

I could tell the dream had ended and I layed in bed to try to go back to sleep, I think I accidentally DEILDed or something, because the next thing I knew, I was laying down in some dimly lit room, with Nina from my school staring over me asking me something. I knew something was up, but didn't bother RCing or any of that. I was in shock (maybe SP?) because I knew something was wrong. I whispered rather loudly, "Purple skies". Nina and some other DCs who I couldn't see all made the sound the aliens make in Toy Story "Ooooooohhhh". I felt this euphoria that I could only describe as "going lucid". I closed my eyes and tried to imagine myself being somewhere else, but when I opened them, I was back in my bed.

I knew I wasn't dreaming anymore, but decided to RC anyway., not believing what I just experienced. It all happened so fast, but I didn't get to take full advantage of it. It had to have taken me another hour to fall asleep. I was so excited from my short lucidity (like 5 seconds maybe), that I just couldn't sleep.

Interestingly enough, the next dream I had, I became lucid. I guess I was extremely skeptical of everything due to my earlier lucid experience. I remember being in a men's locker room, (a girl was in the men's room, but I didn't pick up on it) and I just blurted out "purple clouds" pretty loud. None of the DCs even looked at me or reacted at all. Imagine going up in a room of like 10 people and saying something like "purple clouds" really loud. Yeah, I went lucid off of that, oddly enough. I didn't even think to RC and oddly enough, I didn't have to stabilize. I asked the closest DC if I was dreaming and I don't remember what they said, but I had a short conversation with them. They seemed so absent-minded. Like every response was systematic. Anyway, I wasn't even thinking about flying or shooting fireballs or doing anything supernatural. I closed my eyes and decided I wanted to appear on the moon, which didn't work, and then I decided I wanted to appear on Mars. To my surprise, I didn't appear on Mars, but in a red lighted room with a drill sergeant yelling at me through an intercom system. He told me something that had to do with getting rid of my children if I wanted to fight in this war. Excited for action and ready for battle, I wasn't really sure what he meant by getting rid of my kids. He walked out of the closet beside me and I decided to ask him some things like I did with the other DC. He didn't respond the way the other DC did, though. His responses were shouted questions back at me, namely asking me about a paper on a desk. He asked what one of the drawings meant, and I explained I wasn't sure; it was just a doodle (it was a drawing of a steak I think). At this point, I think I lost lucidity and began to accept this dream as reality again. I don't remember making anymore conscious decisions in the dream. I remembered a fragment of the end of the dream where I was in my class and some kids were exclaiming to my computer teacher that it was possible to control your dreams. Everyone seemed rather intrigued. I was the only person who wasn't so excited and the teacher looked right at me. He looked back away and I guess the dream ended.

False awakening. Forgot to RC. Rosa comes to wake me up and I tell her about my first LD. I was really excited and she was about to change her pants for some reason. Her mom suddenly walks through the door and she obviously thinks we were sexing it up. She doesn't really get angry, but Rosa is shocked and doesn't have her pants on yet. I can hear Rosa's dad coming around the corner, but the dream ended before he did, thank GOD.