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Got a short lucid after multiple WBTBs

Slapped for looking

A guy is talking with a girl I knew in high school, but is distracted by her sister behind her. Then they're in a dining room, she slaps him for checking out her sister. He should be listening instead of looking...

Cashier-driver, I didn't pay !

I'm in a grocery store, I want to pay (~42€ worth of groceries) but I don’t remember my credit card's number. The cashier thinks that I paid, so he hops on his bus (he's also a bus driver). I get on his bus to go home but at my stop, I realize that I still have to pay. I'm calculating what's the fastest option to go to the store : stay in the bus, or get out and take my parents' car ?

Castle kidnapping, luck and Globultis

I'm in anime style, I work in a castle, a girl from high school is a cashier here, she tells me to go take out the trash. I go, but next to the trash bins, there are two xenomorph-like creatures made of melting threads, or flexible rods, with psychedelic colors (similar the Wilsons in Gumball) : they tell me their name : the Globultis. They start kidnapping me. They're born from garbage, which disgusts me. So I literally change their origin in real time (even though I'm not even lucid). Then the high school girl is on her break, she’s looking for me. Going down the stairs, she finds me, being abducted by the Globultis in front of a cinema entrance. They carry me further, entering a door. She follows us, and she has the power of probability manipulation : she easily defeats those monsters with her powers, and even picks up her handbag without moving : the lamp above it falls, hanging from a wire, hangs the bag and brings it into her arms.

Get Lucky, duo cover

In a bedroom with two guys, with one of them we perfectly cover "Get Lucky" by Bigman, the other guy is acting as our beatbox judge.

Get Lucky, roller coaster (LD)

I'm in an amusement park simulation game. I'm jumping down the rails of a giant vertical blue roller coaster, with Bigman’s "Get Lucky" playing in my mind, remixed with a throat bass melody from the same cover. I'm controlling the music but not my movements.

Motorcycle parade

I'm driving a car with my brother and other people, there's a motorcycle parade coming from the other side of the road, I take a shortcut on the right to avoid a traffic jam with them.

Split tongue surprise

I'm in a grocery store's warehouse, I have a split tongue, I reveal it to every employee one by one by making them believe I just had an accident and I bit my tongue. I stick it out and every time they're shocked. I'm just having fun watching their reactions.

Romantic cardboard

A man finds his wife outside. He says to her : "It’s me who *forgot what he said*", while bringing her closer to him using teared cardboard pieces.

Same shirt

I'm in a grocery store, a postman has the same t-shirt as mine (which I don't have on me), I tell him that I'll wear it tomorrow, we laught about it.

20+ years pizzas

I'm in a grocery store, it's closed but I'm here. Lights are dimmed, and I see in the fridges the expiration date of some pizza boxes says "2001-2003". I inform an employee but he shrugs it off. A guy is cleaning the floor and employees start leaving the store.

He shouldn't be aware...

I'm in the grocery store's warehouse, and I suddenly realize that I'm in a simulation (I'm not lucid, I just know it's a simulation, not a dream). I get immediately chased by the guards of the simulation.

Silly sounds at Stitch's house

I'm in the house of the beatboxer Stitch, in his kitchen, where he trains his polyphonic singing every day. Some people are here, I'm training my low poly, I tell an old man how tight the sound is, then I perfectly imitate the sound of this meme : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI66A...BvZXVqeXB0Ng==. It makes a girl and a guy laugh.

Brie de Meaux shopping craze

I'm at the grocery store, people are buying small brie de Meaux cheeses, I want the big version of it (a whole 3 kg cheese wheel), but I'm afraid there's none left.

Central opening (fragment)

I'm playing online chess on Chess.com : Me and my opponent are both trying to take the center.

King's indian defense : dream variation

On Chess.com : I have the black pieces, I want to play the King’s indian defense, I premove g6, my opponent puts his knight on c6 in two moves, already putting me in check, thinking that I'd premove again. I take his knight with a central pawn, he puts his other knight (who was already on f5) on h6. I put my h8 knight on f7 to attack his knight (my f7 pawn is on f6).

Divine shopping

At a grocery store, everyone is buying things at prices with divine meaning.

Discord melody ban

On a beatbox Discord, improvised tag-team : a kid does the melody, a guy does the beat, I hear them even after leaving, I come back, I mute myself but I get instently banned.

Skelet-demon chase at MacDonald's

Me and a guy are being chased by a demonic entity : a skeleton man with eyes of green light, riding his demonic black ostrich, who also has green light eyes. We're running around a sofa, I'm riding a horse. Then the beatboxer Remix now has the same hairstyle as Taras Stanin (blond and brown) who's with him. They order Macdonald's at the drive thru. Then the entity returns as Batman, chasing me at MacDonald's, at night, between the tables. He then regains his skeleton/ostrich form, and again, I’m riding my horse around a couch. But this time he's catching up. So I make a sudden backflip and take his top hat. I put it on before slamming my face on the ground, and I gain one of his abilities : I have a skelton head.

Badly shaved

I'm shaving my sideburns, but checking the mirror, I realize I've shaved parts of my hair. I try to put it back in place but the damage is already done...

Overpriced things and chocolate ice cream

In a grocery store, I test something : I buy a whole part of a shelf : a radiator, many different chocolate bars... It costs more than 200 €, I pay, but there's a problem at the checkout : it displays 500 €. The cashier gives me a small wooden rhino while he goes to solve the problem. I do beatbox sounds on it : poh scratch and inward Pash laser. A man beside me thinks it’s funny, then the cashier returns, tells me I can be refund only for the radiator. My test has failed. I walk home, with my bag full of chocolates and a giant delicious white chocolate ice cream, inside stuffed with hazelnuts and red fruits. Then it becomes small without chocolate. Then I climb the stairs of an apartment, but their are missing stairs at the end (you have to lean over the void to go up).

Spit snaring

Me and two of my brothers-in-law are training the spit snare (a beatbox sound).

Hard homework

A girl from high school gives me her homework to do for the next day (english, french, history...), I manage english, but I struggle with a complicated text in french : I can't answer some very important questions that are worth a lot of points. The next day, the girl has a bad grade, her teacher suspects her of cheating. I confess to her parents that I did her whole homework, I explain to them my thinking process for the text in french.

Mont Céleste & Volvo opponents

I am an employee in a store, customers warn me that there's a problem : the automatic doors, behind layers of curtains, don't open anymore. I repair it, people applaud me. Some are walking their dogs.
Then an old lady asks me where I am going, I reply "Mont Céleste, Plateau 3" : a huge snow mountain chain (but really I'm going somewhere else, it's way too much walking). She follows me and sees the mountains, with the name of the place written above. I start to go there, then I discreetly turn around and join a group of student teenagers on the grass field : they are many, they go to the same place, some run and others walk, I run.
I fall down a steep slope, I arrived. A guy followed me, a girl was already there. The place is a square park with grass, some bushes and poles or pillards. I show them how it works here, because I’m certain I’ve done this before (I've had the same dream before) : more and more cars (all the same : black Volvo v40) will spawn and try to crush us. To destroy them, you have to put yourself between them and a pole. They'll crash into it. The bushes are also a good place to hide.

Airport and store employee

I'm an airport security employee, I'm watching things pass through the x-ray machine. Then I'm cashier at a grocery store, a man buys some water.

Hot or cold ?

At my sister's house, I take a cold shower as it is warm and sunny outside, but I see huge dark grey clouds coming, so I take a hot shower, but I end up opting for cold water.

Blind shark attack

With some family, we're walking in a shallow water stream, when a baby shark, blue with whale shark patterns, starts to surround us. The animal attacks me : he jumps out of the water and bites the side of my neck, without letting go (reminds me of Narancia vs Squalo). I can’t do anything, not even poke his eyes because he doesn’t have any. I fall, bleeding. Then I imagine this species of shark that I didn't know, in the darkness of the abyss, but in adult form.

Delivery signing

I'm in a grocery store, me and an employee sign a delivery man's paper.

Kanye beef (fragment)

Kanye West gets in a heated argument with someone, his girlfriend holds him back to avoid fighting.

Morning sounds (FA)

*false awakening* I "wake up", lying in my bed, I try doing the inward scratch whistle of Rich beatbox, then Pacmax's train whistle. I hear my sister talking to her daughter in the other room.

A teacher from school takes me and the class out on a little fiel trip and we get to an empty grocery store with the lights off and everything and we go into a back storage type of room anyway skipping that part and i don't remember if this was the same dream or not but i was on a moving train with a teacher of mine and for some reason i think we were arguing but i don't know for sure but all of a sudden she throws me yes throws me off of the train then i end up at some weird farm looking place it was also dark outside

Angry men, angry bull

I’m a very big, muscular and angry powerlifter, outside, and I get in a heated argument with people, then with a worker. We both look like Gregor Clegane. He drops a big rock against the gate that seprates us, I'm shouting at him to open if he's a man. But he goes and hide in the shade of some bushes far away to inject himself with a strengh/muscle enhencement drug. I scream that he's drugging himself to be strong. I open the gate, then a huge white bull is here, chasing us down between the grass field and the grass hill. At some point, the bull is up the hill, he is coming at me, but I get déjà-vu : I know that I've already lived this exact moment (maybe in another dream), so I know what to do : I crouch at the last moment, he almost kicks me by jumping over me. At one point, his smaller and weaker bull friend arrives. I chase him, then the big bull chases me again.

Sky trees (LD)

*WBTB + WILD* I'm lucid, lying in my bed, I hear reggae in the upper room and someone downstairs. Looking out the window, I see two trees floating in the beautiful yellow sky with lots of clouds. I don’t move to avoid waking up but it's like my left arm is inside my ribs. It makes me uncomfortable and wakes me up.

Big store and beach jog

I’m in a big store, there is few people, I look at the aisles : I put back a line of jewelry in its place with other jewelry, I see a long low fridge full of the same item : slices of red meat at 11 €. The female employee watches me on the cameras, then I find a passage to the exit. I'm now walking with a big backpack and jeans shorts in a city, it’s sunny, I cross the road in front of restaurants where fishermen make dishes, then I start running to reach a place. Some runners are running right in front of me, slowing me down "The fuck is that ?!" , I pass them, on the beach, now I want to get to my destination before them. I have a pebble in my shoe, then I see a small bridge leading to the sea, I take it, a guy dives from it, I don't, and I have another pebble in my shoe. Then a video plays of Ben Shapiro presenting four pairs of white shoes. The two last ones are named Revanged and Avanged.

Sleep: 11:25PM-6:15AM (6hr50m).
Detail: 300 words.

Putin's Human Transmutation:
I'm in a city that reminds me of Melbourne, looking for my brother's friend D from when we were little.
I have to go to the bathroom, so I enter one of the buildings. My brother is there, on the phone with D.
He is standing in the bathroom, talking and blocking both the urinals and the stalls. He won't talk to me as I try to get him to move so I can pee.
Then, I'm sitting at a table, and the bathroom is represented on a flat grid DnD style.
There's a monster diagonally from me, and I'm represented by my character's mini from waking life.
I use thunderstep to one-shot the monster, and also move 30 feet across the grid. I looked it up, and this is accurate (maximum range is 90ft).
...
I'm in a parking lot outside a store. It vaguely resembles a Target, but less crowded.
I'm talking with others about going to a soccer game where D is at.
We go into the store, and now I'm a kid working on a bike.
I'm trying to access a small port on the wheel. A plastic compartment. Something I want is there.
Nearby, somebody is having a heart-attack.
Vladmir Putin is there, and claps his hands Fullmetal Alchemist style. He is going to perform human transmutation to help this person.
He sort of melds with the person, there's some blood involved.
I get the feeling that I knew how to do it too, but it was risky and costly so I didn't want to.
...
We're leaving the store together, and Putin is now somebody else.
I realized nobody had thanked him for saving this person's life, and asked whether the person was stable.
"Yes, he is stable, and they did thank me for it."

First night.

Store

I was walking at night in a sketchy area of a large city. I just remember walking past a bunch of people with hoodies on. I entered a gas station to get a coffee. I walked past a guy but couldn't find the coffee machine. So I grabbed some random things... Unleavened bread? Wtf. Someone must have fell asleep listening to a reading of Exodus, and it wasn't me. And I grabbed slushie and some bananas and put it all in a blender. The other customer in the store was looking at me funny. I couldn't turn the blender on.

I went to the counter and Jamie was working the counter. She said something to me about this gorgeous guy she knew who used to have a PS2. Um okay. Was she pulling a jealousy move on me? Or was she talking about me. I'm not gorgeous, but I did own a PS2... Dream fades.

Next night had no recall. Woke up at 3:30 am and couldn't get back to sleep.

Last night:
Lucid

I was in a large castle like building with large windows. I kept looking out the windows and seeing many impossible things. Thing like: lots of tornadoes but not hurting anyone, many people walking down a path with colorful cone hats, and various horses.

This made me lucid. I jumped up and floated to confirm lucidity. I landed by a doorway. I wanted to find Jamie again. Everything seemed really stable and solid so I decided to try Hukif's time dilation method again. As soon as I put my hand down on the ground, everything just faded to black... Damn. Maybe I should try something else.

WTF

I was in a chicken barn with Jamie. She said to me, "I want you to put it in my ***, Robert." (I will not publicly post what is going in where.) Then she pulls out a chicken from behind her back and is pointing it's ass end at me like a gun. She then says, "Are you chicken?" When she says, "chicken." She squeezes the chicken and and egg flies at me. She then chases me around the barn repeating the question and shooting eggs at me.

cooking

Just a flash of Jamie at a stove with a frying pan on one burner and boiling water on the other. We are just playfully talking while she cooks something.

Demon

Audio only dream. I hear a demon accusing Jamie of something. But forget what...