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non dream - lucid - non lucid

I'm sitting in front of my pc, been playing starcraft 2 for hours and programming afterwards.
I'm tried, my head hurts, the problems I'm working on atm are very complex.
I nearly fall asleep twice.
I decide to set myself an alarm in 20 minutes and take a powernap.
Lying in my chair, which I put all the way back to maximize comfort, I put on headphones and listen to:


I think about Teraluna, about Yuya, I recall how beautiful the city is.
I don't really intend to WILD, but at one point I ponder if I just entered SP.

I open my eyes. I'm no longer in my chair. I'm in a bed, it's dark.
I feel the silk bed covers. I remember those. I'm on Teraluna, I'm dreaming!
I turn to my right, because I feel a presence.
Yuya is in the same bed I am in, she's sleeping. She looks so peaceful.
It's pretty dark though, I can't see her very well.
I don't want to wake her up, she seems to be enjoying her sleep very much.
I get out of bed and walk outside. It's night. Teraluna has a day/night cycle, but the difference in light between day and night is actually very low.
However, at night, most animals are asleep, and they provide most of the light during the day since most of them are fluorescent.
Most plants are only fluorescent during the day as well.

There's no-one outisde. A few animals fly by, you can barely hear them.
The city is very peaceful at night. I spot a girl not too far away playing some sort of instrument.
It's something between a violin and a harp. I don't understand how it works.
She's playing very passionately, with her eyes closed.
I don't want to interrupt her, so I'm just walking by, enjoying the refreshing air.

I'm woken up by the alarm I set.

non dream - lucid - non lucid

I set myself a WBTB alarm to go off after 6 hours of sleep before going to bed.
I have also started reading "Exploring the world of lucid dreaming".
I remembered a lot of dreams this night, but none of them were very vivid, and my recall wasn't very good either.

1. False Awakening (before the WBTB alarm)
   I wake up, my mobile is ringing. I turn the alarm off thinking it's the WBTB alarm I set earlier and decide to try one of those mp3’s which help you become lucid.
   However, my headphones are stuck behind the mattress, I can't get them out...
   -
2. (This is after the real WBTB alarm)
   I can’t seem to fall asleep after the WBTB. (I'm actually already dreaming at this point)
   I touch my shorts while turning around. Wait… I never wear shorts in bed. I RC.
   Cool, I quickly get up, but realize the dream is unstable and a mess.
   I try spinning to fix it, which partially solves the problem.
   I jump downstairs, go to a window, and push myself through it without opening it and fly away… not very far though.
   There’s a girl at my neighbors house waving to me. I land next to her…
   -
3. Fragmented
   I’m in high school. I realize I don’t belong here, but I only become half lucid for some reason. I get the urge to investigate my surroundings, but I don’t understand that I am dreaming.
   We leave our classroom. Everyone goes right, a single girl goes left.
   I follow the girl (obviously, right? *cough*)
   We get to the chemistry lab. It requires a retinal scan to open it up. She provides it and we get in. There’s a teacher and another student inside…
   
   … The girl hands me a “potion of power”.
   I’m intrigued and drink it in a single go. It heats my body up quite a bit, I feel really strong…
   
   … The potion had some adverse effects, there’s something growing on my belly…
   -
4. (This was clearly the most vivid one)
   I follow a very athletic girl in 3rd person view.
   She’s a rather sexy treasure hunter. (think Tomb Raider)
   She’s at a sea, diving down very deep without any scuba gear.
   Having dived before, I realize this is physically impossible, but I don’t become lucid.
   She enters an underwater temple from the bottom. She accelerates upwards, jumps out of the water, to grab onto a thick cord about 4 meters above the water surface.
   Impressive!
   There are more cords all over the room.
   She starts jumping from cord to cord. She is incredibly skilled.
   She’s wearing some sort of climbing aid, a belt with a hook, which she can use to secure herself on some of the cords, but she rarely uses it.
   She suddenly turns towards me as she reaches the highest cord.
   She looks me right in the eyes.
   I no longer feel like I’m observing her like a game character, I now feel like I’m floating next to her.
   She takes a red slightly transparent yoyo out of a pocket and hands it to me.
   
   “For you!”
   I take it.
   “Thank you!”
   The dream ends.
   -
5. False Awakening
   I immediately realize I'm dreaming and go to my window to jump out.
   I’m being attacked by an oversized (human size) parrot. WTF?
   I start kicking him to go away. Suddenly I become aware that I can use much stronger powers than kicking. But I don’t want to kill him, so I quickly draw a portal as he approaches.
   He flies into the portal and disappears. I have no idea where I just sent him, I find this quite amusing.
   -
6. False Awakening
   I wake up again. I remember to RC every time I wake up.
   Ha, still dreaming.
   I walk out of my room; my mother is in the next room. I don’t like having my parents in my dreams, I unsummon her...
   -
7. False Awakening
   I wake up again and succeed with another RC.
   This time another girl is in the room. She’s wearing a very sexy black dress. I go say hi, ask her why she’s in my house. She can’t remember.
   I ask her name, she doesn't know that either...
   -
8. False Awakening
   I wake up again. I RC.
   I note that this is quite a FA chain I got going on here…
   Someone’s standing next to my bed and yelling at me. I try to fall through the bed and floor of my room just to see if I’ll manage.
   It works and I land in the next floor, on my ass since I forgot to turn myself around mid air…
   -
9. False Awakening
   I wake up in bed yet again, perform another RC and become lucid.
   This time my cousins children are in my bathroom. I talk to them in my native language rather than English, which I usually do in dreams.
   “What are you guys doing here?”
   They jump around super happy.
   “We’re dreaming! We’re dreaming!
   I remember that both have told me that they have lucid dreams.
   I wonder if it's really them.
   I think that dream sharing would be easier for children, because they don't over-think what they experience.
   
   (They have told me not long ago that they have lucid dreams occasionally
   One of them has actually described to me how she ends unpleasant dreams, or changes the scene.
   She told me she closes her eyes and visualizes a new scene. I was impressed that she had such a level of dream control.)

January 9, 2011, Sunday,
Non-lucid Lucid

While doing my own technique to stay conscious while falling asleep, and strengthening my intention to lucid dream, it took me a long time to fall asleep. When I finally did get to sleep, I had a short lucid dream. It's my second one, two days in a row.

I was outside. I tried "deepening," or increasing my lucidity and the stability of the dream by rubbing my hands and my body. I found a big tree that I touched and started to climb a little.
Then I saw a Taco Bell in the distance and decided that Sheila was inside it. To save time, I closed my eyes and spun, to get to the entrance quickly. But I accidentally ended up somewhere else, and then I woke up.

I was unsuccessful at re-entering the lucid dream.

Notes:
Instead of closing my eyes and spinning to move closer to the Taco Bell, I should have tried focusing on a close detail of the building, like the door. This possibly would have prevented accidentally going somewhere completely different. I'm not sure why I suddenly woke up or why I couldn't re-enter the dream again (usually this isn't a problem for me). Perhaps there were too many distractions today.

Today i had 2 lucid dreams, as soon as i woke up i wrote some words to remember them.

I can't remember a lot of things like "what reality check did i used ?" so i will only write what i can remember (mostly the lucid part)

1) I was at some relative's house and i found a weird object, it was like this thing http://tinyurl.com/25oznvo
but it seemed old, like a steampunk thing. it worked with voice commands, i used it to fly and for some reason to make bubbles.


this dream wasn't really long, it started to fade and i rub my hands while i was spinning... it kind of worked, the dream faded but i was still lucid. i was surrounded by darkness and i tried shouting "increase lucity" it didn't worked so i said "oh what the hell, take me home" and then another dream started.


2) I was in a gift shop with my brother when i recovered lucity, i told him to slap my face (for more lucity) and he didn't so i did it myself, i saw an action figure of dragon ball so i looked back at my brother and i started to make a "kame hame ha" to him, i felt like my real body also shouted "HA!!!!!!!!!!!"

that's how the second one ends.

I woke up in a class room, we were watching an old film and the teacher said "see you tomorrow guys" and i woke up.


I remember other things when i was lucid but unaware:

1) torchwood using weevils as slaves in an old factory (maybe because i watched doctor who before i went to sleep?)
2) some narrartive scene like the beginning of a movie





anyway, let me know what you think.

I became lucid in the middle of a series of dreams. I walked up to a door and said to myself, it will be bright and sunny outside. I opened the door and it looked like the sun was setting, but it was still pretty. I started flying, remembering how easy it was. Woke up.

bits of a dream:

I was planning a trip to some store called Barn Yard with my third cousin, to buy some clothes for people. My boyfriend gave me money to go inside a store and buy milk and something else. I got distracted by these onesies I wanted to get for my niece and lost track of time, realizing he had to be at work real soon. I started looking for the milk and finally found the section which had only one gallon left.
I took him to work and they were having some sort of party. We all put suits on and had permanent markers in our hands. We were going to go run around with our partners and tag people with markers. I remember asking if I should just hold the lid to the marker, lol. We get outside and we all sorta line up, then there's a coach and were going for a jog. I can't remember what his name was, but he looked familiar.
We all start running and I took it seriously, trying to stay in the lead, which I found was very easy. We all ran for about half a mile according to the coach and he was ready to go back in, but I asked if we could keep running cause I was really enjoying it. I remember pacing myself and everything. He said ok and we started running again and there were bars in the way that we were supposed to lift ourselves up on and jump over, but I just kept doing flips over them. Holding on the the bar and twirling over.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID FALSE AWAKENING PRECOG SHARED

1:30

Fake guru demon tries to recruit me
My aunt Lisa and a friend were seeing some “guru” and insisting with me that I should meet him. One day they set me up and I found myself in one of his group sessions. I made an effort not to be judgmental, but soon I realized he had nothing really wise to say, but he was quite good at manipulating and controlling weaker minds. He realized I was different, but believed I could also be bent. He was trying to seduce me, touching me whenever he could, trying to put me under his control and for some tiny moments I felt myself letting go and playing along, but I would always break the spell. I wanted to stay long enough to be able to expose him as a fraud and a danger.
Some day, after a lot of blah-blah about tolerance and love to all beings he gave us a task of going to meet and talk to some Nazi group. I almost found it a noble idea, but as we were talking to them, I felt my companions were actually dropping guard and becoming desensitized about these guys and their ideas. When they interrogated me to find out if I was a Jew and making absolutely disgusting comments about other people, I felt that there are limits to whom and in what situations you offer your friendly support. This was just being tolerant towards evil. So I left.
My aunt and friends presented complaints to their “guru” about my “intolerant” behavior and he wanted to speak privately with me. Everybody left, except some older guy who simply wanted me out of the group and he had asked him to stay.
He then told me he wanted me for his partner. He felt my power was great and he wanted me as his ally. He told me the others were just ants compared to us and together we could achieve so much. (I become semi-lucid) He then showed his real demonic self. To demonstrate his power and how he wouldn’t tolerate those who criticized me, he tried to crush the older man by throwing an heavy cabinet over him through telekinesis. I also used telekinesis to prevent it from crushing the man. He was terrified and disoriented. I put him in a safe corner and myself in front of him to protect him. The fake guru threatened to kill me if I wouldn’t join him, but I told him I wasn’t afraid of him and that he was worth nothing. The more I told him he was weak and unimportant and reducing my anger and fear towards him, the more he was becoming dust, until I could blow him apart. The sky outside become stormy and I felt that he wasn’t dead yet, just weaker, but that he would continue stalking me in dreams.
Later I’m with my mother and I’m feeling very tired. She notices and asks me if I’m sick. I admit being tired but I tell her its only normal, because of my mission to fight the dark forces even in dreams, which leaves me sometimes temporarily exhausted, but I assure her, always stronger than before.

5:00

Homeless
With a group which is providing support to homeless people, but I feel they are in it for the publicity and not for the sake of it. I then encounter a very old man, so skinny and weak and I wonder how could they have left him reach that point. I offer him some comfort.

7:10

Fighting a giant lioness
I was at some room with two long benches and people sitting face to face, which transformed into a shuttle that was moving through some really thick forest. It then stopped when we saw some people outside, terrorized, asking for help. We allowed them in and they told us their village was being attacked by a giant creature and they wanted to go far away from there. Unfortunately the shuttle is on an automated route and won’t change course. We go through the village and as we cross it, I see half destroyed and deserted houses. We’re all silent, looking through the windows, trying to catch a glimpse of the monster, when I spot a giant lioness resting over what seems a bent down bridge. She jumps and runs after the shuttle. She rips it with her giant claws and everybody inside falls of. I am miraculously still inside it. It now looks like a tin ball and the lioness is playing with it. When it bounces in the air, I manage to escape to outside and try to fly away, but she knocks me down with a jump. We fight and she chases me as I take cover on a house. I manage to lock her up inside the house somehow and escape through a window.
I come back later to find the villagers recovering. I ask for the lioness and they don’t know. A local shaman, dressed in animal skins and bones, goes inside the house where I left her trapped and with no words at all, shows me she like disappeared on air and never came back again.

8:15

First, the dream starts off with me hanging out on a beach with my family and a couple of friends, except this beach is weird. There's nothing but lots and lots of sand, but it still has this feel of a beach, and we're all dressed and acting as such. While I'm chilling out on the sand, I suddenly get freaked out because of this huge spider I see. It has more eyes and legs than a normal spider and is literally almost the size of a small dog. When it hits the sand and dies, I wake up.

Realizing now that I was dreaming, I went back to sleep and remembered that there couldn't be a spider like that and realized inside of my dream that I was still asleep and having a dream. Since the spider seems to have come from another world, I decide to discover one. I move the spider from it's spot on the sand, and dig a hole where it once was. When I step through, I'm standing on another little strip of sand right beside of a large ship. There's a medium sized strip of deep ocean water going between where I am and another strip of sand and another ship. I walked across the large gap of ocean and opened up the side door leading inside.

I immediately walked up to who I knew to be the ship's Captain. The Captain turns out to be one of my friends. He explains to me the nature of the world I've walked into: All industrialized life including pets lived on this one giant ship I had found. All wildlife and extremely dangerous animals were all amphibious and lived both in the strip of ocean and on the small strips of sand I had found. On the ship, nobody ever fought and there was a set rhythm to things. My friend then turns to me and opens his arms around us and says, "Welcome to a new world!"

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9.1.2011

Basket-Brawl (Non-Lucid)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

After growing tired off using my TK and TP abilities to school my friends at basketball, we started playing Brawl; Unfortunately for them, I took full control of my character (Lucario) and mixed some dream abilities in with my 'normal' ones.

So, its very hard to remember what the dream started with, because it was in no logical order. I suppose it started here, however:
I was in a very old, haunted house-looking mansion, and I had a feeling I was on some kind of tour. I was vaguely aware of people around me, and I had my brand new laptop clutched to my chest. i looked down at it and the login screen of World of Warcraft: Cataclysm was on there, waiting for me to put in my username and password. ( I had recently lost my authenticator for the game) I held it tighter , the screen pressed to my abdomen, and broke away form my group and walked through a different door. The scene changed.
I was in my current school, walking on the breezeways with some friends. I didnt see their faces or know exactly who they were, but they were very old, old friends. I remember something about water, maybe we were throwing water balloons, idk. Then one of my current friends was there, acting stupid, so i decided to videotape her with my convienient camcorder that I suddenly was holding. Then I ended up watching past tapes of her that were already there, and she was playing with my old friends from a different school. This concerned me because they were never my friends at the same time, and lived far away from each other. They were playiong a weird hide-and-seek type game, and there were plastic, floor length flaps hanging from the cieling. gthey were black and opaque. I went along, videotaping the flaps and every once in a while one person would pop out and giggle and I would continue recording it. Suddenly, i was in the scene. I joined their game too, and I looked at my surroundings. I was on a balcony, in a very large room. The size of a football field and at least 30 yards high. The floor was lava, but somehow I knew it just looked like lava and it was really a floor. It reminded me of Lazer Tag, and the World of Warcraft logo was embossed on the wall. My mom and some other adults were sitting in wooden chairs, talking. they told me to go play. i felt like I was very young. I looked down and realized the laptop was still there. I walked slowly along with my friends, lagging behind because of my confusion. I realized I was back in time, but I was still confused as to where I was and why these people all seemed to know each other. Then i stopped being confused and decided to enjoy it, and I went to play their little games. Then I looked down at the laptop again, and my entire field of vision was obscured by it. I was checking my email, but my world was two dimesions, it was a screen. I looked through my 3483483289473 new emails and saw they were from old friends, again. I didnt really recognize the names, but inexplicably, I knew that in my dream, i knew them.

I read through the emails and they werent just emails, it was a log of my thoughts and conversations. All of my computer typings were there, too. instant messages, the whole deal. I clicked on some and read about me and my old friend talking about playing a game, and upon clicking a new one, it was a conversation with a different person. I began to feel an aching pain for my old life, my innocent life.
Suddenly my world was normal again, at least, it was 3D. I was in some fields. I seemed to be driving a tractor. The field I was on the edge of was plowed, but it was just dirt inside of it. I drove through a clearing in the trees to see a house, but I was aware that the ground behind me was bursting into flames! i had an instinct, or maybe it was a whim, but I backed over it and it was extinguished. i was now terrified of the machine and got out of it and walked towards the empty field.

Then I bent down to scrutinize the rows. my laptop was gone. Spontaneously some rows would catch on fire, and i would concentrate and they would be extinguished. Then I realized that every row was exactly the same as the emails, except this time it was just instant messages with one specific person. (This guy used to be my best ever friend, I had crushes on him, but he didnt like me back so then i decided to just continue being best friends. i had at one point become really dependent on him, but then he changed, went through puberty or something like that. he was serious and lame and cruel, and it gradually got worse. now I often wish I had the old him back) I was wide eyed, and I saw that this was a complete archive of all of the conversations between us. I came to a section that was part of the "good times". It was 1AM- summat and we were playing Warcraft together. ( we had done this often) The message i was reading was from him. He was saying all this nerdy info about how to do a dungeon to me, but then he said "you know, lets not fill up our time with this junk. lets just talk =)" I started to feel very nostalgic. Then the rows nearest me burst into flames again! I tried to extinguish them but I couldnt, and I felt myself returning to conciousness.

I woke up feeling extremely sad, and filled with wonder that those things were actually real, that those conversations really happened, and that my mind stored them. That i could actually go back in time in my dreams. Weird.

So, I spent all day yesterday thinking about Lucid Dreaming, I reminded myself often to be aware of my surroundings, and while I was falling asleep I constantly reminded myself to remember my dream. And what did I get a very fuzzy dream about me playing Halo that I barely remember. I barely even play Halo. But, I may as well record what I can. All I remember is I was at that multi-player area that looks like a big field and I was looking around.

Sometimes in my dreams my mind will create things that i havent seen or heard of before. Sometimes its a very vivid place, or people, and the creepiest thing are the WORDS. People tell me their NAMES, and I don't know who they are. REAL, probable, concrete names. I can't remember any specific dreams where this has happened but a few, but i know its happened plenty of times. Here's one dream that had a name in it, and was very deep and meaningful.

I was at my school, (It wasnt really my school, I just knew inexplicably that it was my school) and it what nighttime. (All of my school- related dreams happen at night) I knew immediately when I entered the dream that something was very wrong. I was in some sort of class, and everyone was agitated, including the teacher. She was tripping over her words and her eyes were wide. All the students were whispering urgently, and people kept getting up and leaving. I looked out the door and I heard loud voices, and people were hurrying back and forth.
This part was hazy, apparently I wasnt feeling good and had called my mom. I somehow was in the lobby of the school. I heard the panicked voices from the hallways and an unending trickle of kids were running out the glass doors one by one. I looked out the doors at the sky and saw ominous stormclouds in the dark sky. I was very confused and went to the office to ask someone if my mom was there yet, and more importantly, what was going on. I walked in and not a single soul was there. it was very quiet. I left the room and went outside.
The walls were splattered with trash and food and paint. Certain areas of the wall were more splattered than others. Kids all over were leaning against the walls on their backs, evenly spaced, all in the same fashion. Silent. Determined. They glanced at me and then glanced away, fixing their eyes on some point in the distance. Some of them had cellphones or gameboys with them, some were bouncing back and forth on the wall, using their upper back. I turned to see I was inches away from a ve-ery strange boy. He had near-shoulder-length, messy white blond hair. his eyes were either black or dark brown, and he had fair skin. His pink lips were in a tight line, and he had earbuds in. his eyes pierced my soul for a split second and then I turned away, I had heard the familiar sound of my moms door slamming. I turned to see her car was pulled up, and that she was looking around bewildered at the kids who were running down the street like maniacs.
I motioned to her to wait, because i had to use the bathroom real quick. (I actually didnt feel the sensation I had to pee, I just knew I needed to.) I went into a stall, and the rest of the bathroom was empty. (I dont remember actually peeing) I came out and started washing up when I turned to see a lady standing behind me. She was tall and thin, flatchested, and wearing very plain clothes. Her hair didnt look too soft, and it was light blondish yellow. Her face reminded me of my aunts, but her eyes were of a young girl. She seemed to be emitting a silvery light.
"Hello. I am ____"
I know she said a name there. (In my dreams, by the way, I never use my ears to hear. I just know that people say things) It was something similar to Lissia Sedan, one name began with an L and the other an S, and the first definitely had an S in it somewhere.
She told me something, ( I am simply FURIOUS for not remembering it), and I remember that it was VERY, VERY important to me at the time. Something along the lines of, "This looks bad, but stay strong."
Then she was gone. She didnt just dissapear, it was less sudden, like she was there and then she wasnt anywhere. i dried my hands and ran outside, and hopped into my moms car. We sped away and she asked me what happened.
Then I woke up.

So right before I fell asleep I was texting my friend, and he said he was at a lock in party at a skating rink. (i really have No idea)

I began dreaming that I was at the skating rink at the lock-in. However, the place wasnt a skating rink at all. It was a huge gym-like room with a tower of enourmous legos at the end. I walked up to my friend KW (lets call him that) and told him HAH, I'm here >8D (i was mad that he wouldnt let his friends text me, i was bored) NOW I can talk to your friends! So I walked towards the big mountain, where most of the other kids were. They seemed to be climbing it, but I couldnt tell what else was going on up there, so I climbed up. The legos were eneourmous, so it seemed like we were all lego people. I found small treasure chests but ignored them. Others were climbing up around me, and people seemed to be coming down too, but they were lego people, and they were zombies or pirates. Others of my kind were fighting them to the death, with swords and fists and ninja stars. There was blood all over the lego people, and all over my people, but not on the ground. We all began working our way towards the center, which seemed like a fortress of some sort.

I stabbed a few zombies and worked my way up, and reached the fortress thingy. There was a lego king man there, and he was fighting too, but he was really powerful. Finally all of us fighters got to him and took him down. Everyone then started jumping down from the mountain, and it ...respawned, i guess. It was a different layout and the king was somwhere else, and we did it all over. I have no idea how long this went on, maybe all night.

Well I am just getting into the swing of things so I will try My best

First Dream Obstacle Course
It was my Friend Jody's house but it was floating on the water and there was a wall that was seemingly not there and as I began the dream I see my friend Jorge jump through the opening I start along the course and watch as people climb up the building I come to the first obstacle which is a huge jump the people around my kept saying jump but I would not until finally I jumped and made it. A brown platform actually appeared where I landed. Then I walked on and we were next to the house I climbed the house as well as the other people that were with me but I don't recall who they were then I looked into the window from the top of the house somehow and say Jody but with blonde hair (he has brown hair) and the wall that was there was now seemingly solid glass.
End.


Second Dream The Tent
Next on Sunday in Georgia it is going to snow I dreamed that it was going to snow so we slept outside in a tent type thing it was simply a tarp draped over air with zippers on it that were all zipped up at this point we all went to sleep and I had a false awakening my mom woke me, my brother, and our friend Jp up out of the tent I knew it was because it did not snow and she was mad because we couldn't hear anything all night but then when we walked outside it was snowing like crazy and she made us get in the car and we just started driving slowly along the Iced and Snowed over roads.
End.


Third Batman Archam Fort
It started out me and other people which I again, do not recall were in a kind of metal fort. Imagine a wooden playground with just like steps and pathways we were in that type of fort and I was standing at the top and someone pushed me off and I fell and died I then was in another setting and turned someone's Xbox off. Then I "Spawned" back and was standing in front of the fort with 3 little leach type creatures coming out of it except they were white and moved like plants I grabbed one and then pulsating lines of green stated forming like a leaf held up th the light i then trusted my hands down onto it and the fort expanded with leaves and jungle and grew to massive heights and all of a sudden we were in Archam Asylum. I climbed to the top of the fort which seemed to crumble when I stepped on it because it was all plant. Then i looked down and jumped. I am Thrown into a scenario I am in a group of random people and they are saying it is time to destroy the Joker. We walk into a room and I see him sitting on a throne so I run out expecting him to attack but no he doesn't he just throws fireballs at my friends so I am like how do we kill him and my DC's say throw a batterang so I throw 3 but they all missed then I whip out the remote controlled batterang and hit him in the face then I run down the stars like a pussy and I hear from inside "Where's the dark knight?" then Joker runs out and starts slapping my so I slap him back and then I kind of just don't remember... Then If you have ever played the game then you know how Ivy Turns into that Giant thing it was like that except attached to someone's arm and had no head on the end he started swinging high and low and i had to jump or duck but I was on the ground the whole time and it only hit me once.


Dream 4 Sex (please note I am 14 and have never had sex)
So I was in a parking lot coming out of the store with my mom and I see this hot chick sitting on a car I get a boner too big for my pants and so I take them off then I walk up and start to zip down her pants and almost get to her pussy and then my mom pulls me away and says no she can't be your first but I just pull the zipper down all the way get on the car and start fucking her I never actually saw her pussy but that was the best feeling I have ever had on my dick and just as I was about to cum I wake up in my bed with a massive boner and explode all over my sheets.
End.

So, I was trying to dream last night, and for some reason I wasn't remembering anything. Then I had this really weird/wacky dream within the course of a half an hour right before I woke up.

Drums, and tech class? - I was in some sort of tech class. We were learning about music. Our teacher was trying to instruct us but he really had no idea. I was uploading some of my music so that I could rip it apart and take bits of it and make it into new songs. This girl came up to me and asked if I could share some of the songs, so I said yes.

Fast forward where we're in some HUGE garage. We are split up into three groups: Guitarists, Bassists, and Drummers. The guitarists and bassists had to choose the drummer for their band, so most drummers were just jamming out to whatever hoping to draw their attention. It was weird because all of the drummers were playing on the little electronic guitar hero kits, and it was hilarious watching them trying to be badass playing them. I had my big professional electronic kit, so I looked alright. But I forgot my amp, so no one but me could hear me playing . I ended up getting bored when I noticed a group next to me was playing the intro to Judas Priests' "Nostradamus", They had a cheesy drummer so I ended up playing along, and somehow they could hear me O.o One of the guitarists ended up getting angry at me because he though I was stealing his audience. (What audience?). Then a girl leaned over the wall while I was messing with my kit and told me that personally, she would NEVER let me drum for her band. I was kind of shocked by her just randomly saying that, but I kept my cool and told her it was ok, because my band would be here tomorrow, with my amp.

Fast Forward again to the next morning, me and my band end up setting up in the early morning next day, when everyone is waking up and heading to practice, we begin blasting "HellRider" (Solo and everything) to everyone's shock. I lean over to the girl, who's standing there mouth agape, and just smile

I'm charming aren't I?

Then later there was something about playboy bunnies

I had this one last night (or this morning?)

I woke up at 10:37AM. I got out of bed and heard my parents downstairs playing Wii. So, I grabbed my yellow sweatshirt and threw it on (it was cold) and went downstairs. When I got there my parents were playing a game where you were a gorilla and you had to turn a sweater into a baby gorilla so that you could nourish it. Both my parents failed at doing so but when it was my turn I succeeded, and when I did Tyra Banks walked on the game (she was a part of the game) and said that I needed to race her on roller skates in the safari in order to beat the game. So the race began and I was running in place (because that's how you skate on Wii). The terrain on the game was very rough and I could feel it as I was running. There were objects that you had to run into that would either help you or slow you down. The objects that would help you were the lip stick case, the mascara case and any other type of makeup case you can think of but the crying girls that just stood there would slow you down if you skated into them. I remember having to jump over trees and fire trucks in the race. At the end Tyra won with a time of 2 minutes and 32 seconds and I lost with a time of 2 minutes and 36 seconds. I remember being very angry because I've lost by only 4 seconds.


I also had another dream but I don't remember much of it:

I was in a town that was ruled by a not "physically there" woman (it was like she was a ghost or spirit). She told me her secret to the "expanding mushrooms" and I was to pass it on to her son. I found her son trying to cross the expanding mushrooms (they would change size constantly going from big to small in the same pattern). I had to jump across some of the mushrooms to get to him but he wouldn't listen to what I was telling him. His servant came out then onto our mushroom, which happened to be blue, and said that he should listen to me, so he did, and together we went under the mushrooms and lifted them so that they just hovered over the air instead of being grounded into the earth.