non-lucid

So I was having this dream, where we were helping this guy (who seemed an AWFUL LOT LIKE A VAMPIRE) collect these special drinks so that he could suicide (maybe he was a vampire) because he was like, tired of his life or whatever. Anyway we got all of them, and were going to help him with his last thing he had to do, when I found out it was a trick. I don't really know what he was planning to do, but it was EVIL. So anyway we steal this shotglass or whatever from him, because it was magic or something. Then we're like, sent into a dream where we have to find it again, because we lost it. So me and this girl (I dont remember where she came from) were in a dream, the dream was like some kind of really nice resteraunt that had a stage for live performances. So me and her know we're in a dream, and we're looking around. We try changing the dream so that it'll be easier to find, but can't. So we just look around, right when I find it the girl I was looking with turned into the vampire guy (D:!) and some other people in the resteraunt turn into villains from batman. So i'm like "Then I'll just be batman" so I sorta turn into batman, and start using my grappling hook to swing around and escape the bad guys. Theeen I woke up.

But it's weird, because I didn't realize I was dreaming, when I had the dream in my dream.. So like, I was lucid, but didn't know it?..

I was sitting in a random park when a random girl in a superhero costume started running towards me.
She screamed out, "MMMM chapstick! So soft...vibrant. Colorful. MMM...."
"I have a passion for chapstick!" she told me in a seductive voice.
"Ummm.."

I tried to run away. I got away from her, and went back to my house when she appeared in my kitchen.
"See these knives chopping this delicious chapstick? You'll need to try it."
She handed me a bag full of chapstick. I started calling the police when my phone turned into chapstick.
"You know how you rub sticks together, and it starts a fire? Check this out."
She started rubbing the chapstick together and a fire started. My house was burning down and I woke up.

The dream started off with me and Beth when I saw my stalker, Billy. (Im the one that is doing a ) He is stalking me so I run away into school. It is then the end of the day so I have to go home and I find all my friends in my living room! I ask what they are doing here but they ignore me and mutter about stealing a pie from the dungeon. (The pie bit was probably because I watched the apprentice last night and they had a restaurant called MyPy selling nothing but pies.) I explained that I did not steal a pie from any dungeon and this time they did not ignore me. They said one of my old best friends, Freya, had stolen THE pie. THE legendary pie!!! We were all silent for a minute then I burst out laughing while Mrs Preston (a teacher) walked in. She took my dining table, LIFTED IT UP and turned it into a really long desk which we all had to stand behind... She explained that we are now a group and we are against the people in the dungeons and more stuff I cant remember. The dungeon turned out to be downstairs and looked a lot like laser quest. Me and Jenny walked back up and she said she was with Freya when she stole the pie. "The ground was really hot but the air was freezing cold." She said. I then went to a weird stony bit where the walls were quite close together and it was in between 2 churches I think. (The walls are about as far apart as the picture.) Anyway, one of my friends, Rachel, was holding some fluffy birds but they were like animated 3D cartoons like this: but they were navy blue, black and pink. I held one and actually felt the fluffiness of the baby bird. I then gave it back. Zachary ( ) was there too and he said "I bet you don't have Sonic powers like this:" and he started doing crazy spinning movements on the church lol so I said "Yeah, I can do them BETTER!" so I done it extra mad and dramatic, leaping all over the church building and on the air. I'm surprised that I wasn't lucid by now! After that weird experience, I went back to school and I was in the History corridor where there was like an obstacle course. Beth was with me. We were late for lessons and we were going the wrong way but of course, it was a dream so I obviously thought it was the right way. The first obstacle was a short, wonky tunnel. We crawled through it but it was so tiny I could barely get out! The next obstacle was a bunch of boys shooting water at us. We had to crawl through them and I was soaked through. After that, they let us go and we went to our science lesson with our teacher Mrs O' Brien. On the table there was a massive selection of square shaped gum. I chose one but it turned out to be water flavored so I spat it out. I then left the lesson without asking and went to P.E with Mrs Clegg even though she is not a P.E teacher. We did stuff with parachutes then I asked about a school trip to Bushcraft. "What to we have to do to get a place in the trip?" I asked. She replied with "Not sure about this year but every year its different, last year we had everyone with curly hair can go, the year before we had anyone who knew where it is."
After that, someone had to go and Mrs Clegg hugged them LOL! But its even weirder because someone else KISSED Mrs Clegg which is SO WEIRD! Well, my dreams are pretty weird.


THE ENNNNNNND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
AGAIN!!!! 8 1/2 out of 10 for vividness.

Went to bed 1240
Goals Teleport
My recall is definitely fluctuating. I will focus on getting it back on track the next few nights.
4:38 no mem or even feeling of a dream yet

6:13 Still no concrete memories, feel like i may have dreamt, vaguely rem being in a car with my dad,

7:OO I rem talking to jessica about her old neighbor, she was talking about how he had found her on some chat or something and now he is awlays trying to talk to her on there, i vaguely rem looking at a small tv screen while she tells me this, i rem the screen had something red on it and i rem being in a room similiar to davids old room

8:30 cant get a good mem, just rem talking to this dude outside, i think he had a light brown shirt

1st dream - I was riding in the back seat of a car with a young man, he was on the driver's side behind a man driving, who was a "Father" type man. We were riding to rehab or something like that.

waking dream - a snippet of a conversation with my son, I pulled him aside into a room, sat him down in front of me and asked him firmly, "What is it that you MEAN?" or "What is it that you WANT?" (not sure).

I was swimming in an indoor swimming pool and there were these mermaid-like creatures swimming at the other end of the pool. One of them swam over to me and pointed at my arm, "Vat tis vrong vith your skin?"

I looked down at my arm and noticed that it was covered in tiny blue and purple dots. "Uh..." I replied and the creature lunged at me and I got out of the pool and ran out the door that leads outside. It was nighttime and the only light was coming from a partially open door at the far end of the building.

I walked slowly towards the door and peeked inside. The room was empty except for a few boxes stacked on top of each other in the corner. I put one foot inside and EXTREMELY LOUD music started playing and I was so shocked I woke up.

First entry. :D A few short dreams from last night...

- I was in a hotel room with two girls, I don't remember what they looked like. They left and then my mom came in for some reason, but left shortly after. I wanted to be alone, so I went into the bathroom, but there were no real walls and the door was mostly see-through. Then a little girl came into the room, followed by a group of maybe 7 or 8 people, including my grandmother. They seemed to think the room was unoccupied and that someone was going to clean it and then they would stay there, and some were wiping dirt off their shoes onto the carpet. I came out and asked them to leave, and they did.

- I was at an amusement park with an old friend of mine, K. I was saying, "Let's go on all the rollercoasters and fun stuff" and she agreed. So we got on this rollercoaster, and after it started, I realized there were no seatbelts, but didn't say anything. The ride was fun, but as we got to parts where it went upside down and looped around, I had to hang on really tightly and nearly fell off. I mentioned this to my friend after, she was just like "yeah".

- I have a vague recollection of something about a movie, too, possibly in a fancy theatre. I don't remember what happened, though.

Tonight I dreamed that I snapped and went psycho in a fully crowded church. With an SMG in each hand I slaughtered everyone, sparing only 4 people (I don't even know why I spared them, as they would testify against me). They stood lined up and talked to me, made me feel guilt. I walked out of the church and got home, watching the news. They mentioned what I'd done. I listened closely, as they said "..but we do not know who did this. We are working on..". I walked outside, where I saw one of the 4 left-overs, talking to me and inflicting more and more guilt, making the whole thing a nightmare for me..

I was playing music out of an ipod with built-in speakers. It was the old kind, not the touch kind, at it was really bulky. It was the same height and width as usual, but it was really thick. The speakers were visible as little holes surrounding the scroll wheel.

I was buying cake at some fast food cake store (wtf). And i bought some flavor (i have no idea which one). So i ate it and went off to the next store. it was also a cake fast food store and i bought another cake. The flavor choices were chocolate, vanilla, pink icing and blue icing. I chose blue icing and devoured it.

I then appeared at ANOTHER fast food restaurant and i was ordering fries. My ice skating teacher was there giving the orders. She was as nice and funny as she was IRL. Whenever someone in front of me would order something, she would crack o joke or laugh. Soon the person in front of me ordered 15 Dr Pepper cans. So she started taking all the coke cans, popping them open and dumped them in the sink, while sarcastically saying oops over and over again. I was like wtf is she doing as the dream faded.

I am praying to god that I am using this system correctly.

Notes:
*Gone to bed around 1 AM but due to my father not shutting his trap fell asleep around 4 AM. The sound of my dad voice could turn my mood from happy to depressing...The biggest turn off for me EVER. I don't hate my dad though we not the best paring in the world...It is just his voice....
*During this time I think my body fell asleep before my mind.
*Woke up around 5:00 AM
*Was hungry the night before but out of laziness and mood ate nothing.

Dream:

I was dreaming of being in (or just looking at) Maplestory FreeMarket. This was one of the last pictures I looked at that night: http://www.basilmarket.com/show/scre...ts_clean_.html

The area is backwards due to game version (MSEA compare to GMS) which I recall it was the same in my dream.

I was in my dark room and I decided to go to my living room which was also dark as hell. I walk back to my room which the door was open less then halfway. I heard a toy robot (which I didn't see but got an image in my head of what it look like...I just now recall where it came from, it was from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood where Al became depressed) and for some reason it was scaring me. I ran to to living room to turn on the light (lamp) but I notice the robot was going super fast and I was going nowhere for a small house.

[Lucid]
Surrounded by darkness I couldn't care less about the toy and try to go from running to flying (Super Sonic style) but notice that I am waking up so I just woke myself up. I basically told myself "screw it, I will try it next time."

[Awake]
Sleep paralysis kicked in...

All of this time I thought it was just my body being lazy...When I think of paralysis I was thinking of not being able to move no matter how much you try which is somewhat true...But to me...It was more like your body is just too lazy to move.

The window which I can't see out of have a UFO kind of light...I was saying "eat me, eat me" though sleep paralysis wouldn't let me speak.

Here a little note about myself. Eat me is a insult, "kill me", "eat me", basically "have your way with me" but not really sexual though I guess it could be, "possess me" all in one. I am a little suicidal when it come to dreaming (which is funny as in life I wouldn't dare to take risks) and I often couldn't care less.

One dream (not sure if it was recorded or not) I told a demon to "fuck off" while giving it the finger just so the demon to kill me in one fast attack...Yea...

The window didn't have any bright lights when the paralysis wore off.

Now that I know what sleep paralysis truly is now, I now can use it.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Alright, few nights ago I had a nightmare about a huge black monster. Looked almost the same as the drawing they did in "Insidious." Anyways Monica's going to fix a bachelor party for her friend and she told me about manly strippers last night. Ofcourse I have a dream about one...

00.30: Sleep

11.00: Fragments
*I'm holding tryouts at my friend G's parents house. It's like they have to armwrestle me and I have no idea why. Anyways one guy wins, his Swedish sucks. We're going to have a competition of some sorts.

*I'm playing poker and people are letting me win. I win big.

11.00: Chased
I'm with my brother Martin and Monica I think. There's a huge guy next to us, and all of a sudden he rips all of his clothes off and starts dancing. A stripper! He has a huge dick and swings it around, it smacks onto my leg. "What the fuck dude" I say and jump back. He starts dancing towards me. I run.

I'm a pretty fast runner, but he's always a couple of feet behind me. I run up stairs and open doors and try to hide, but somehow the stripper isn't fooled. We arrive at where we started out at and I give up. Luckily he had the same thought and tells me I'm too fast for him. I start taking a shower and my brother too. When I dry off I look in the mirror and see that I have long hair, almost down to my shoulders.

"Dude, you need to cut your hair, that is not cool" my brother tells me. I have never had long and straight hair before, so I play around with it. "What, it looks cool" I say and make it into something fit in a manga. Actually I look kinda like a girl in this hair I realise. I figure that what's my brother meant. I look closer and see that a few black heads and pimples have been photoshopped. My brother laughs at me and I laugh with him.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Man that was a weird ass dream...

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

14-07-11 I run into Mark, we do the standard ”well it has been quite some time etc.” so how was it at EIMS. He replies that all the old ones have gone, Johan is on the run cause he has done some shady stuff and Tim Smith has died. I tell him well at least he is doing well with his new job.

Hours of sleep: 11 (!)
Vividness: 4/5
Recall: 2/5

I'm flying around the land in a plane or something. It seems that this plane is really small and there is just room for two guys. We fly around and we are looking for something. I'm the copilot and look at the RADAR. There is something approaching us.
I scream: It's coming towards us!
I see there is a dragon flying with high speed towards us. The pilot makes a looping to avoid it but it gets touched by the back of the dragon. We get heavy turbulences. We fly through the sky, doing the weirdest flight-manoeuvres to avoid or attack the dragon. The plane gets near ly destroyed, the pilot dies and I get out by a parachute.
I'm in a sort of plane, half dessert. I meet some African people. They are building some fences against an army who will attack them in a few minutes or so. I leave the pace with a Jeep and I end up in a city, that reminds me of my home-town.
It's a bit weird cause now the surroundings are covered with forest as in real life.
I have a map and search for the place on it. I know that they are some evil teenager who are looking for the treasure as well to gain more power.
So I get involved in a race, there is a DC joining me. We go towards the forest, taking the train as blind passengers. When we finally get to place, the evil teenagers appear. They are driving a car, but it's made of paper. They have the treasure (but I don't know what it was) and we get into a fight. I attack the car who starts to drive, and I easily demolish this shitty car. So they cannot use their car any more. I manage to capture those bastards. We ban them through a portal or something like that.
After our revenge, I want to put the treasure back or even better destroy it. But my partner doesn't want to, because we could present us as savers against the evil so we get a lot of attention, a lot of money and a lot of women. I'm tended by this idea but I manage to explain him why we can't. So we finally destroy the treasure, but I don't know how.

We get back ad we are in school. There is a class and the students there ask us where we have been. My partner wants to tell something, I feel that he wants to talk about or adventure, but he ends up saying:

DC partner: Well nothing special. we forgot some stuff at home and the train was late. As usual

I'm happy that he says that. A teacher gets in and starts class

A bit weird, even for my standards

I post this dream a part, because it contains some sexual/offensive stuff.

I'm in my old school. I look at a poster but can't read anything. It's cold an grey outsides. A very sexy girl (we used to go to the same courses) walks towards me. She swings her hips and moves very slowly towards me. I'm not really noticing her, because I'm trying to decode the poster. She starts a conversation with me:
- Did you noticed that I lost my pants a few seconds ago?
- What?
- I said: I lost my pants and revealed my sexy body but you didn't noticed it. But in the meantime I put it on again.
I'm looking down and see that she has still her pants. I think she made a joke so I said to her:
- OMG, Why didn't you informed me previously? Now I missed my chance to see you half-naked.
She smiles and says:
- There is something I want to add: while losing my pants I fell on my ass and now it hurts so bad. But I know something what we can do to forget about this "incident".
She gives me a challenging look and whispers something to my ear. I don't hear it, but I already knew what she's going to say
She comes very close to me, I feel her hips against mine.
- You have to know that I can still put my pants down, just for you, so that you can see what you missed..., says she
I realize that nobody talks in this way, that this can't be real.

I immediately awake. I don't know what to say nor what I have to think about this