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I had 2 very short lucid dreams this night. I was walking in a futuristic building when I got lucid. After like 5 seconds, I woke up. Didn't move, thought about the same place and instantly got back in the dream. Well, again after 5 seconds I woke up.

i dreamt i ordered a pizza in a shopping mall with a bunch of other people. i waited patiently.

i was then in a car with mel shannnon and theo and theo had hit the window out for some reason. the glass almost hit me o the ground. i got back in and drove. i listened to music on head phones. one of mels friend applied at a job in a food cdourt that had a gym.

The first 4 dreams are continuations of the story but I'm pretty sure they were all separate dreams, and if they weren't, I'm counting them different anyways

I posted these before LD's that came before because all I had for these dreams was notes and it wasn't fully written out so I was afraid I'd forget. All my other LD's are written out so that's why they come after this one.

Dream 1
I am at my cousin's house, though it isn't how it is IWL. We are hanging out and its just the two of us. We are waiting for when we are going to eat breakfast in the morning. We head out to his backyard and there is no door going out back, the wall of the house just opens up into it. There are a few trees and some ponds, and I think it was a little misty. I am then driving my cousin's quad copter and I put it over a Lego city and press a button. The quad copter shoots bullets down on the city. My cousin is then standing where the city was, but the city isn't there anymore. The quad copter keeps shooting as my cousin stands under it and my cousin gets really mad. We have a really big argument. My cousin's mom comes home with his little brother.

Dream 2
I am in my house and my mom is going out to the garage to my cousin home. She asks me to do something and I for some reason become lucid. (I can't remember if I did an RC or not) There is a girl in my mom's car in the garage. She is a year older than me and goes to my school and she's pretty hot. It is not my mom's car IWL. I quickly go into 'caveman mode' and walk quickly to the car and get inside. My cousin is also in the car and I tell him to get out. He finally gets out and I lock the doors. Than, the girl proceeds to "assist me" (I won't go on to save you all from description of it.

Dream 3
I am sitting on a couch in a palace type thing, kind of like there was on the resorts in Mexico. I do a quick RC and am lucid again! I look around and notice a few people, but I quickly walk to the left into a walkway. There is a guy there in a suit and tie. He is a little bit chubby, I think. I remember that I wanted to ask a DC to train me to get more LD's so I aks him. I also ask him how I can praise God more (which was a bit random because that thought wasn't even in my mind...I just for some reason said it). He tells me to follow him and we walk down the walkway. After walking under an archway, we are in a utility closet type room, but it is fairly big. The walls are carpeted.

Dream 4
I am at a restaurant with my cousin's family and my family is also there. I just know I can't be dreaming 'cause we are finally at the restaurant eating breakfast. I decide I should do an RC just to get some practice in so I plug my nose. I can breathe through it, but I'm so conviced I'm not dreaming, I shake it off and use the excuse that I wasn't pinching hard enough. I decide to look at my fingers just to make sure and I expect to count five...but I count six. I recount thinking I had miscounted but sure enough there ware six fingers on each hand. I jumped, realizing I actually was dreaming. I get up and walk over to the bar area. Off to the left, the chubby guy from before was there. We continue the training but instead of telling me what I asked for, he tells me that two hours gives you a lot of time to do things. He also says that two hours shouldn't be wasted in a day, as that is a good chunk of time. I take this to mean that I should be doing something productive and not be wasting time in any day, and that I should cherish the time I have. I am a procrastinator and I waste quite a bit of time every day IWL. He also says that I still have a paper to do in English that's do today, and I should get any homework I have done right away. I start getting worried because I woke up early that morning to finish it, and I won't have any time to finish it because I was eating with my family.( I must've been losing lucidity because I was worried about something that was in a dream...or maybe I thought it was a school day IWl. It was still the weekend when I woke up.) The chubby guy takes me to the bar and introduces me to a friend. He pours us lemonade into a glass and I drink it. It tastes really good. The guy starts talking to me but I can't remember what he says.

Dream 5
I am a detective working on a shooting case. I think I'm supposed to be protecting a guy from getting shot. I am at my High School with someone else, who is my assistant. I am like Shawn Spencer in Psych, and I could tell where the shooter would be hiding by very small details. I line up where the bullet will go, and I think I rushed in and tackled the guy to save him. I had to walk down a long hallway where the wall was glass, so a person could easily get shot.

The dream started with me at home playing video games and apparently I suddenly owned a PS4 and was playing some sort of new fighting game on it. Then my friend invited me to eat at a mexican restaurant and suddenly I was sitting down at this restaurant which I dreamed about in another dream. I remember the food was rice and beans.

The dream shifts to me pulling off some sort of a heist, I'm in a room with a paper shredding machine and a safe full of money, and I can't tell which of the money is real and which is not and I have to shred up the counterfeit money. Then the group I am with is walking around outside buy rather expensive looking houses. I think my dad was in the dream too, and the group I was with was playing some sort of a game. I remember someone else in the group thinking that my dice was their's. As the dream continues, I was away from the group and am with my friend Kevin as we approach a Magic shop.

The inside of the magic shop was surprisingly detailed, and stayed relatively consistent. I walked in and to the left was where the counter was, on my right there were graphic tee shirts for sale. The woman who owned the shop was an older woman and wanted to know what I was looking for. She pointed at items around the shop, asking me if I wanted a tee shirt or maybe a pair of hand cuffs. For some reason I kept looking back at the handcuffs hanging on the wall, but I told her that I wanted an item that could be used for all sorts of magic tricks. She shows me a collection of "fat pack" boxes. (Their boxes for storing Magic the Gathering cards that have art on the sides.) Then she shows me a rubik's cube and tells me it's very useful for tricks and that she is going to show me one.

She takes the cube, places it on the counter, and begins hitting it with a hammer. I start to get bored of this and look at my friend Kevin who is waiting outside. I look back and she continues to hit the cube with the hammer, knocking the squares off to reveal another rubik's cube underneath, this one is a rectangle that has a different number of squares on each end. I was blown away by how complex the thing was only I started twisting it into a T shape.

I remember her also showing me a black box with a picture of a cat on the side, but I left the shop as another man asked to see some DVDs for sale and the dream became me riding in the car from "Nightrider." This is when I woke up.

Man, I don't know what happened to me the night before last.

I recall bits and pieces some dream about forgetting a paper for a class in college, and then going back to my room to get it.

I recall being on the cast of Star Trek. I cannot recall if the dream was just about filming Star Trek, and if everything was being faked or if I was actually dreaming about a 'real' Star Trek scenario.
We are in this area (that I'm pretty sure isn't actually on the show) called the data core room. It is this huge maze of passages on the back of the enterprise with all of these clear blue glowing crystals on mounts in the wall. Supposedly they were some kind of memory crystals for the ship's computer system that kept track of all the star systems and alien races.
There is a group of 8 or 10 people. The only ones I recognize are Kirk, Picard, and Spock. I think some other famous characters were there. (I don't know, I've only seen a few episodes of Star Trek in my life.)
Anyways, we are back here because supposedly the air quality here is the best in the ship, and doing some experiment with this new disease that is supposed to be harmless. They release it and everyone seems fine except for this other character; A teenager with brown hair made into an afro.
The guy starts sneezing (ah-choo, ah-choo, ah-choo!) repeatedly, without stopping. He starts sneezing more and more violently, and eventually starts to sneeze up blood. Spock calls up a medical technician, but for some reason the guy on the other end is just screaming "AMBULANCE! AMBULANCE! CALL AN AN AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW!!"
Something seems familiar about the sneezing disease, but I can't put my finger on it.
I also notice that for some reason there are racks of candy in the area, and decide not to focus on the guy sneezing, even though I can still hear him. I look at the candy and consider buying some. Somehow the data core room was mixed with a candy store.
...
I somehow get 'outside'. I am on this (either cruise ship or island, I think it was an island but felt like a cruise ship). I get a little confused thinking this is actually the exterior of the Enterprise. There is this big wooden boardwalk with all of these restaurants along it. There are also these huge wooden wheel sculptures.
I see someone I know in WL (we'll just call her E). I go over next to her and we start talking about the sculptures.
Awww... what a charming, romantic moment in a dream. Wait a second, doesn't this person hate me in WL? Oh, yes she does, and right then she pushed me over the edge into the water. I fall into the water, and (ignoring the laws of buoyancy) I sink about five hundred feet all the way to the bottom.
I remember very clearly looking up and seeing the sunlight streaming down under the water and thinking about how deep I was.
I become fully lucid and thrust upward to get above water. Once I make it to the surface, I try to fly up out of the water and get back up there. I can't seem to lift out of the water. I then, for some reason, think of Avatar, and decide to try and make a waterspout and ride it back up onto the platform.
I begin to spin around, and I can see the water beginning to form a vortex around me, but then it just splashes back into the sea and comes apart.
I look back and see that (because it's a dream) I am now about half a mile away from the island. Great. Now I've got to get up onto the boardwalk and travel all of this horizontal distance.
Again, I think of the Waterbenders in Avatar. How they can 'surf' sometimes even without a surfboard. I start to push forward, and start to lift out of the water. I manage to get to the point where only my lower legs are submerged and I am moving along at a lazy 10-20mph. I don't feel like I am getting any closer to the island though.
I feel like I should be going faster. I try using a hand motion to accelerate. I try a couple different hand motions, looking to find the one that feels most fluid. None of these seem to be working.
Then, I see a massive wave coming up on the right. Higher than the island. It envelops (and probably destroys) the entire island. It is then coming for me.
It hits me and I immediately find myself deep underwater unsure of what direction is up or how deep I am. I can't see. It's just nothing.
But I still have my lucidity. I think maybe I can manifest a new dream. I try to picture being on another island somewhere. I start to see some palm trees and grass, as well as a calm, sandy beach. I start breathing and begin plotting where my body should be. Just as I think I've got it, I lose the dream and wake up.

Dream - Lucid

I had gotten this huge chocolate sheet cake for opening a bank account. We were putting it on the "decorator's table" at work piece by piece (it was already cut up into pieces).

I then was talking to Dallas about playing some Mario game that I had played with him, and I had beat him. I told him I had also beat Bowser at the game, and I had told Bowser "Sorry baby, I mean Bowser!". I thought maybe Dallas would get irritated that I had called Bowser "baby". At this point I think Dallas and I were in the car in a parking lot at nighttime.

~

I was in this indoor swimming pool. I had this toy that was this electronic Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. He was in some sort of small pod. The toy was then at the bottom of the pool, and they were going to clean the pool, so everyone had to get out. I got out, and it looked like they were going to put this vacuum cleaner thing in the water. I told them I needed my toy. I don't remember who got it for me or if I got it, but I had it again. The toy then asked me
"Are you Nicky (last name here)? Or are you Tidy S________ (some weird, long last name)?"
I told it no. I don't recall any more about it.

I then was outside somewhere. We were close to the beach. I told whoever I was with that I wanted to go for a walk on the beach because I love the beach. I was "remembering" where the beaches were in the area and thinking about what they looked like. I saw a hotel that we used to stay at a lot when we'd go on vacation when I was a kid. I wondered if we could walk on the beach there. I then thought about starting at the beach that was at this little seaside community and walk to the part of the beach by the hotel from there. It would be a long walk. I wondered if there were any obstacles.

~

I was at work at the bakery. There was this cupcake tower with mini strawberry cupcakes and then a jumbo icing filled strawberry cupcake in the center. It was on display on the floor. I tried some of it, a mini cupcake and a piece of the jumbo, before we opened, but then thought that I would probably get in trouble for it, because it was messed up now. I was trying to imagine the tower not being messed up and seeing if that made it not messed up. I went back to it and it was all fake, plastic cupcakes and didn't seem messed up anymore. I also tried a pumpkin cupcake at some point.

I then was behind the counter at work on the decorator's side. Something about some guy that worked there. It had to do with toys. A lady then came up and was asking if we had any more small blue number 1's we could put on the cupcake tower. She said she had the cupcake tower but she lost the 1. Apparently, this happened often, because it was a question that I had definitely had to say no to before. I asked the decorators, and they said no, just as I thought they would.

1st I was in a kind of real life mine craft survival games, whereas the rules were nearly exactly the same whereas the aim of the game was to be the last one standing. One specific thing I remember about the dream was actually physically having to move my sword (Which was purple), intact I even had an inventory exactly like mine craft where I would change all of my armour and weapons around as I accumulated better stuff, by the end of the dream I had mainly purple armour which I knew was the best
2nd There was a McDonalds with multiple stories that the whole family went to, Mandy was there.
3rd, Some sort of game up at village type thing. Not sure of details but I am writing this at 2:45am so give me a break .

Alright, alright... Where to start... Hmmm, right, here we go.. It was a very short dream, I was in a small room, there was lots of people from school in there, everyone was bouncing balls off the walls (which was kinda annoying I guess), I was really annoyed and was yelling at everyone to stop, or else blah blah (insert threat here), and... I guess I thought in my 'fake/dream head' "hah, it would be really funny if they all stopped and looked at me saying 'no.' at the same time" then all of a sudden, BAM! The scene happened, everyone looked at me and said "no." with a straight face looking like they were gonna shank me.. and then boom. I was awake..? No. I dont know.. But I opened my eyes half the way and then all of a sudden my heart started rapidly beating and I could barely breathe. I was sorta freaking out so I closed my eyes and everything went back to normal (my heart stopped and my breathing was fine). I thought it was over so I tried to open my eyes again, couldnt open them all the way so they were half open, and then it started again.. Heart rapidly beating, barely could breathe...It was insanity right there. I CLOSED MY EYES AGAIN, AND it stopped. I couldnt talk either, so I couldnt call for my sister (who was also asleep -_-). I decided to go for one more time and open my eyes. Success. I finally woke up and got THE HELL OUTTA THERE! (btw I was sleeping on my side if that helps at all, idk.) Alright, that was my dream.. I hope you can really tell me what that was right there because Im really curious and would want to know. I'm 11yrs old so try not to write your replies so... Mature..? No. What's the word to use.. Adult-ish.. I dont even know anymore just please tell me what that was.

Have a goodnight,

~ Ennuii 10/12/14 1:21 AM

11.10.2014

Sniping & Ripping Someone's Head Off (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This is a very disturbing dream simply because for the first time in a long time, there was something I did that would be very graphic, and maybe gore-y to some extent.

I’m bending my knees at a hiding point within a train station of some sort. The atmosphere consists mostly of a milky sepia toned overlay, along with subtle hints of brown, and dark mustard gold components as well. There’s a contrast of very cool colors like blue, green, and violet to the left of me.

But what’s really important is what’s located to the right of me. Based on my emotions, I felt as if I was having to mentally prepare myself for doing something very bold. Apparently, it was to assassinate an elderly man that’s onboard a speeding train, and I have to use a sniper rifle in order to kill him. It seems this was suitable for some reason due to how noisy the train may be, which would mask out the sound of the sniper rifle shots.

I can’t recall what kind of clothing I was wearing in particular, but I presumed it had to be very light in order for me to traverse around the area quickly and efficiently just in case I needed another reference point to shoot form. And I believe there was someone right beside me that would be my backup/partner/comrade, but I didn’t pay too much attention to them, even when being aware of my peripheral vision on the right side.

It made sense since all I could focus on was the target at hand. I wasn’t sure why I was doing this, and it felt as if I was just playing the typical video game where the character has to shoot down some grandiose villain who happens to be proficient in Black Marketing with Uranium, or some other atomically potent weapon of mass destruction.

I noticed that I seem to be at a perfect angle in order to take several shots at once with the rifle. Imagine being aware right where you’re at now, and knowing you’re bracing your back against the intersection of two walls that would be going out in a “V” formation expanding away from you. Now imagine the scenery shifting from a sepia tone overly, to one consisting of cool colors (e.g., turquoise, violet, green). This will be crucial in distinguishing what would be an implied “actual time and space” setting with the cool colored overly, and the sepia tone that would imply that time would be put to a halt while I’m able to move freely at “normal speed” compared to the space surrounding me.

I noticed what looked like your casual train going through a linear track system is coming very soon, and I seem to fluctuate between controlling time a little bit, and going through trial-and-error of how I would land my shots. As the train gets closer, maybe 50-100 feet away from my location, I prepare the rifle, and zoom into a first person perspective, and it seems I have auto-assist in the dream or something.

Because it’s automatically shifting my aim sights to the head and chest region of the elderly looking man I’m here to kill. He’s fairly tall, maybe 5’9’’ - 5’11’’. He’s wearing a milky violet-blue dress shirt with some kind of dark blue-ish violet upside down triangle material in the interaction of the V formation his attire is exhibiting. He’s wearing a milky blue suit on top of that dress shirt that is covered up by the buttoned-up suit, and is wearing pants of similar color to the suit.

He seems to be at least within his late 40s, early 50s, but his body composition was deceiving as it implied that he could be very flexible and agile, and yet still have a powerful existence at the same time. He’s just casually standing around inside of the train. Within the train, the lighting consists of watery-lime green overlays, and somehow the attire the old man is wearing makes it easier to track him down.

Not questioning the weird logic behind this, I prepare to take a shot, and as I’m shifting my awareness to first person perspective, time is slowing down for me. I seem to be fluctuating in visuals of sepia tone, and the cooler color tone I mentioned recently for this dream. Everything seems to be connecting, and I have my sights dead-on at this guy’s head, and if not, neck and upper chest region.

I make no hesitation, and made my first shot that creates a very linear white smoking stream that’s akin to what you may see in a Halo game.

Just as I was expecting him to fall flat on the ground, it seems that I either missed, or he has an existence that seem impregnable to whatever damage is done to him, or he has a bullet proof vest that can withstand the impact of a sniper bullet coming straight at him at a high velocity.

I almost panicked a little bit simply because he would now be aware of his surroundings, and try to find the location of where the shot came from. Fortunately, he was in his own state of shock, twisting his upper region along with his head, arms and fingers, left and right as he’s anatomically allowed to move to.

And because the train is slowly moving into my limit of making a sniper shot, I somehow made time go even slower, and shifted myself quickly to another reference point to shoot from, and this time, I was able to fire 3-4 shots into the chest area of the man. But even with this ability to slow time down, and also how the gravity works as well when I’m moving, nothing is working.

For some reason, I decided to do something very unorthodox, and I can’t remember how I did it exactly. Somehow, I threw away the sniper rifle altogether since its weight would probably drag me down tremendously. Then I made a very quick dash to the left side of the train, and found some way to get inside the train.

From this point on, it seems I had better control of coordinating my dream body movements compared to the previous aiming that felt like I was just a spectator gently guiding the aiming for the dream body I’m looking from a third person behind the back perspective. Taking advantage of the time manipulation, I somehow get the old man to be pushed out of the train through the windows, or something to that effect.

I immediately jump off just seconds after he’s thrown onto the left side of the train tracks. The environment turns back to a sepia tone overly once more, and I guide my hands towards the back of the man’s face.

And then used as much centripetal force, along with making a downward curve that would end in me having my left knee bent in a tilted L-shape, and my right kneed on the ground, to decapitate the guy’s head off.


The moment this happened, the scene shifts to people looking through the window, and a few taking their upper region and heads out of the window in surprise of what was going on. One dream character I seemed to have recalled decently had a weird M-shaped mustache that was very curly and long. He looked more like a pirate rather than a person with a casual shirt and pants attire. The main colors of his outfit consisted of red with gold trimming, along with a white dress shirt underneath the red suit.

I’m surprised as well on what I did to this guy just now, and this reaction seems to prompt me to shift my awareness elsewhere.

Charmed Crossover:
I had a kitkat, my dad told me not to eat but I ate it anyway...I also had two 22 OZ.'s of Soda (In the dream) I wanted more my mom told me no, but I could come to the store with her.
At the store, there was books the Jackson family was talking to Piper Halliwell there was a book and a guy part of the Jackson family asked who is that? Piper replied "That's my wife." WTF?
Then we got some stuff the driver that drove us to the store was my sisters Boyfriend.
Minor Warning: SEX?
Gender Bender:
I was a Young Adult Women, I had some kind of lab coat on I noticed I was basecily naked I took off the lab coat and looked down I had Boobs I bent down and saw I had a Pussy.
(When I woke up I was like WTF about the store dream, and more like for the GB WTDOUBLEF?)

Black: Non-dream
Blue: Non-lucid
Red: Lucid

Dream 1: I forgot.

I remember waking up at around 3ish though and being like "holy shit this dream is huge... can I just forget it? Yes, I can..." then I went back to sleep. The recall I had for that dream was too big, I felt like it would have taken 3 pages to write up. Oh well.

Dream 2: Arenas AGAIN?!?!
So a common theme for me in my dreams are arenas. I was with a friend and we were in a competing in said arena, but I can't recall anything about the scenery or event or opponents though.

Dream Fragment: Prison?
I just have this feeling that I had a dream about a prison, and the only DC I can remember was prisoner leaning against the railing on the second floor, looking out over the others in the cafeteria (I was on the first floor in the cafeteria).

Note: Terrible recall was caused by a completely desire to just sleep properly and not care for once. It felt great just taking a rest to be honest, especially since all my lectures and assignments are out of the way now.

I WILDed into my dorm room, as I almost always do. The dream seemed very unstable from the get-go, so I decided to wait it out before I tried anything major. I first walked around a bit, touching everything, reminding myself that it was a dream. I then got the weird idea to walk up the wall. Yeah, it was weird, but I figured, why not? I walked up to the door, put my foot on it, and then pulled my other foot up. I was now standing on the door, and my body was now parallel to the floor.


This cat's reaction is also similar to my own.

Well this is unique. I walked around beside the door to open it, and then fell through the hole/doorway. I landed on the wall in the hall, but then walked back down onto the floor, since I was beginning to get dizzy.

I flew to the end of the hall, opened the door, and made my way down the stairs to the outside. I walked over to a tree by the road and looked up at the many oranges on it. I reached up, pulled one down, and proceeded to stare at it for a while. It suddenly reminded me that I wanted to do the Task of the Month. I looked around for a pumpkin, and found a big display of hay bales and pumpkins for some fall festival (how incredibly convenient). I grabbed one from the ground, but it felt really mushy. Well, I can just peel this one apart, I guess. I pulled apart the pumpkin, only to find that the inside was much like the inside of an orange.


Wut.

So there I was, holding basically a giant orange. I was curious, so I took a large bite of it, and sure enough, it tasted just like an orange. It tasted decent, but I quickly grew tired of it. I tried to remember whether the task was to open a pumpkin, or to smash a pumpkin. Eh, wouldn't hurt just to be safe. I picked up another pumpkin, which felt much more like a normal pumpkin should. I took it over to the sidewalk and


Sorry, couldn't resist.

It burst open, and about 50 small coins, mostly dimes and pennies, spilled out onto the ground. Hmm, not too bad, I guess. But I enjoyed smashing these pumpkins, so I picked up another one. I could feel and hear something rattling inside, so I wasn't surprised when I threw it on the ground and more coins came out. I repeated this cycle several times. I felt like Link smashing pots or something.


Thankfully, no awkward dress/skirt thing in my dream.

When I finally grew tired of this, I began to walk off and try to think of another TOTM, but I quickly woke up.

1. I was outside next to a school and there were portables all around me. I was standing on a big wooden platform along with alot of other, what I'm assuming to be, students. I looked more closely in the group of students and saw the girl I liked from school. I didn't notice it at the time but she looked a bit different in this dream. She still had the same face and everything but now she was at least 3 times her actual weight in real life. This bothered me a little bit, but then again not really so much at all because she has an amazing personality.
In my right hand I noticed that I was holding my penny board, and it looked the exact same as from real life. It still had a peach colored deck, cyan wheels, cyan hangers, and purple at the base of each truck. I put my board on the ground and rode it over to Naomi, the girl I like. As I did so I noticed how rough of a ride it was towards her. I was riding on small wooden planks that had a small space between each of them, so nothing was smooth. When I got over to her I started the typical conversation of "Whats up? I haven't seen you in a while." Then we started talking for a few minutes and I suddenly saw my friend Dylan on the side. I told her I would see her later and I rode over to Dylan.
As I did so my board almost went of the edge of the wooden platform because my wheels got stuck in the crevices between each of the planks and got stuck. Anyways, as I got over to Dylan we talked. I noticed a few mexican dudes relatively close to us, and they seemed suspicious. We were standing on the wooden ramp that was connected to a portable. Suddenly I dropped my phone and it fell right under the ramp. I thought it would be impossible to get because of the weight of the ramp itself. I then picked up the entire ramp and pushed it a foo away from the portable. I didn't know this was possible considering that the ramp weighed easily 300 pounds, and I thought myself to be strong.
As I got my phone back, my friend Dylan went into the portable. I remember going inside with him and talking to some other people there.

2. I was inside of my house and it was really dark. Almost all of the lights in the house were off. I had just entered in through the back door with my family. As I was walking over into my living room I heard noises coming from under the couch. I got closer to my couch to see what was up. Suddenly an old friend of mine from school crawled out from underneath of my couch. My parents came into the living room at the sight of this. I then talked to my friend, whose name is Jordan. "Dude what are you doing under my couch?" I asked. "Dude I'm just trying to make a living" he replied. I then asked him, "By doing what?". "By sucking dick dude" he answered in an all serious manner. "Dude you must be sucking dick really frequently in order to be making a living off of that" I told him. "Well I do, and I enjoy it" he said.
I was pretty shocked by this entire conversation because Jordan is the complete opposite of gay. In this dream he also looked alot skinnier than usual too.

3. I was in some sort of small building that looked really technologically advanced. My friend Dylan was standing next to me. In front of me I saw two Jet Bikes(The floating bikes that are in Star Wars) just sitting in some sort of locked rack. On this rack there was a lock screen with a pass code entry on it. The screen was a neon pastel green. I went up to the screen to try and find a way to unlock it, but I couldn't find a way. Then my friend Dylan came through and gave me a card with which I swiped it on the side of the lock screen and it opened. As I unlocked the bike the pass code screen turned blue.
However, the lock screen for the other bike to the left of the one I was going to get on was still green, so Dylan couldn't come. As I got on the bike I saw to my right a woman and her baby. The woman had long brown hair and was holding her baby. It looked as though she was waiting for a bike or some kind of ride. I got on the bike, and as I did I went into third person. I noticed that I was wearing some kind of high tech suit that was somewhere in the middle of a space suit and something a soldier would wear in warfare. It looked really cool.
Now on my bike and ready I zoomed out of the small building. The bike was fast, super fast. I found myself now outside of the building and speeding through a vast desert field with immense velocity. I looked to my left and saw a huge sphere the height of half of a skyscraper, and it was white. This sphere was shooting huge beams of light, which I'm guessing were lasers, into the air. It was doing this constantly, and I figured it to be hostile. My gut feeling told me that this sphere was shooting friendly space ships in the air, so I decided to take it out.
I sped over to the sphere and stopped maybe 100 yards away from it to prevent from risking death. I started shooting the sphere with the guns mounted on the side of my bike(which shot just like they do in the Star Wars movie lol) and didn't stop. Suddenly I saw droids come out from the sides and start running towards me. At this point I decided to continuously circle the sphere because I knew the droids were too slow to keep up with the bike while it was moving, and I could also dodge all of their shots this way.
"This is going to be easy" I thought. I was wrong. Out of no where a group of 10 MASSIVE robots came out from behind the sphere. They were as tall as the sphere itself and had a red cyclops eye. I figured that I didn't need to worry because they were probably as fast as the droids themselves. I was wrong again. These huge robots were as fast as my bike. I turned around in an instant and started speeding away. As I did so I noticed that the robots were getting closer and closer to me. The entire group was alot faster than I was.
Looking on bike panel, I tried to find some source that would increase my speed. I found a nitrous button, and I pushed it. Suddenly my bike increased its speed by what felt like 5 times over. I was going extremely fast. However my nitrous was only limited, so I used it in bursts. This created some distance between me and the robots. Soon though I ran out of nitrous, so I returned back to normal speed. I thought I was done for, but then I noticed a bar on the side of my bike that showed my nitrous regenerating.
Once it regenerated I blasted off and went far away from the robots. After riding for a little bit I found myself coming up on an old building. Once I got to it I stopped my bike and got off. The building looked as though it was from a few centuries ago and it was falling apart. Sections of walls were missing and many windows were broken. The building itself looked to be made out of a deep red brick. It was also covered in small amounts of green moss. I looked up to the second story out of at least 5 or 6 stories and noticed there was a partially transparent floating white coin.
I wanted to get up to the second floor and retrieve whatever this was, so I went inside of the building. Once I got inside I noticed that the building was almost completely empty and the entire floor of this place was made out of plain concrete. It was really dirty inside as well. I looked around for a staircase or a ladder so I could go up to the next floor, but there were none in sight. I then decided to get out my grappling hook and try to get up to the next floor that way instead. I went up to one of the "still in contact walls" and shot my grappling hook up at one of the thick window seals. I didn't catch on. I shot it up further, and it still didn't catch on.
I did this multiple times and each time my hook wouldn't catch. I stopped and began thinking of another way that I could get up. Suddenly an old man with medium length white hair came in. He was wearing what looked to be an old western style vest. "Your lucky I just got off break, I won't be here for long. I can help you out with your grappling hook." he told me. "Thanks I really appreciate it" I replied. Behind the old man came a man that was alot younger. He had shorter brown hair and was wearing a similar attire.
The two men came over to the wall I was at, and they got out their own grappling hooks. Then they shot it up and the window seal and somehow got it to stay. Suddenly the entire building turned into some kind of indoor arcade with blue walls. Everything was now fixed and nothing looked old or broken. Behind me I saw the entire arcade, and it was filled with many kids and teenagers of all ages. I saw a blue wall in front of me and decided that I wanted to climb it and get on top of it. As I went up and started climbing, I found myself unable to climb. Whenever I would grab onto the wall, my hands would lose grip and slip.
The idea all of a sudden popped into my head to place pictures on the wall for grip(wow what a great idea). I then used my hands to spawn pictures on the wall, it was like magic. I put pictures all over the wall and once I did I started climbing. I noticed that, oddly enough, all of the pictures I had placed on the wall were of beautiful women(Yes they were wearing clothes too). Some of the pictures were like a portrait and others were an entire body pic, with either the woman wearing a bikini or clothes. No matter what, each picture had a woman in it, and they were all stunning. The way I would climb the wall was by grabbing the edge of each picture frame and climbing up. It was pretty simple and in no time I was at the top of the wall.
Once I got to the top I stood up and looked around. It was still very crowded and no one seemed to be paying attention to me climbing the wall and now being on top of it. I figured out that whatever I was on was a complete structure, not just a plain wall. I walked around and climbed over some more stuff. I noticed that once I got more in the middle of this structure, the tighter everything became and the taller the walls on top of this structure were. It was odd, walls being on top of a structure like this( I know, really confusing).
Suddenly I saw many clear plastic walls emerge from the top of the walls on top of the structure I was already on. This made the walls even taller and I knew that if I stayed any longer, all of the walls would get taller and I would not be able to get out. I then got a running start and jumped back over the walls I had came from before. I made my way out of the tight walls and then climbed back down off of the structure itself. Once I got down I wandered around the arcade. It was pretty dark and there were colored lights shining across the arcade and on the ground.
I saw my sister playing a game where she had to ride a motorcycle and race. I went up to her and got on the motorcycle to the right of her and started playing. We talked and enjoyed the game. To the left of my sister I saw a girl from my cooking class in school, Sophia. She was jaw-dropping gorgeous, and as I had noticed in real life, looked very similar to Naomi. At the moment I had "forgot" what grade she was in, so I started talking to her. "Hey you're a sophomore right?" I asked her. "No, I'm a senior." she giggled. We continued to talk for another minute or so and I later told her that she looked really pretty, and she thanked me. I said more after this but I don't remember what it was.

4. I was inside of some kind of bakery. It seemed really familiar, like I had been there sometime before. I saw a red rack out in the open that held alot of mocha frappe chino's of two different flavors. One flavor had a dark brown color to it, and the other had a light brown color to it. I knew that if you wanted a mocha all you had to do was take it and get in the line and pay for it. I noticed that every single mocha frappe chino was only half full, and I wondered why. I picked one up anyway, specifically the darker one and got into the line.
While I stood in line I looked at the bakery food. I saw cookies and many other things, but the cookies stood out to me the most. The person in front of me ordered the cookies that I wanted, so I knew that they had to be good. Once I got up to the lady who took the orders, I told her that I wanted two slices of the cookie cake that I had been keeping my eye on, and also the frappechino that I had picked up earlier. As she got my cookie slices I noticed that each cookie slice had a red jelly in the middle of it.
I didn't remember seeing the jelly there before, and I don't like jelly, but I decided to try it out anyway. Not all of the cookies had the jelly either, only the slices that the lady gave me. I paid for my stuff and then left the line. While doing so I saw my friend Andrew from school. I went over and talked to him. He saw my frappe and said that it looked good so I let him try it. He said it tasted really good, so I told him to go get him one from the rack. I then tasted my frappe as well and to be honest, it tasted like crap. It didn't even taste like a frappe.
I was really disappointed. After tasting it I remember getting rid of it, but I don't know how. Ahead of me there were two doors. I went up to them and opened them and on the other side I saw some sort of indoor fun place, like what you find in McDonalds or specific BurgerKing's. Inside, I saw my friend Dylan and next to him was a small mexican kid. I walked in and went over to them. The kid, who looked around 12 or 13 years old, wanted to play.
I remember going to sit down in a seat not far from where we were standing, and out of no where the kid came over to me and started chunking balls at my face. The balls were hard too. As he would throw the balls I would see two numbers. After he finished throwing balls at me I picked one up and looked at the side of it. I then learned that those two numbers represented the speed that the ball was going in mid air. I noticed that each ball the kid threw at me would usually go around 7 to 12 miles per hour.
I then got up and saw Dylan talking to some dude our age in a baseball outfit. I then knew him to be one of Dylan's friends who was a pro at the sport. I went over and talked to him. We then wandered around the fun place while talking. I remember going to go play a baseball throwing game and as I was going the baseball guy got in front of me and played it first. The game was pretty odd. You had to sit down in a red seat and pick up a baseball and throw it and a small target. The game would then analyze and tell you how fast you threw your ball and whoever threw the fastest ball won. The entire game machine was red too.

I'm taking a nap after getting home from camping. I'm exhausted and forget to set the alarm.

I see an empty camp site. It's long and fairly wide, with trees on the three sides I can see. Somehow it reminds me of the alarm I forgot to set and wakes me up.

I start awake.

The imagery in this dream is so strange and out of place that I don't know why I didn't turn lucid sooner. But when I did turn lucid, it was a short one.

The dream starts with me being a student again. I am looking at my new accomodation, which is a small bungalow in an area near to where I currently live. After looking indoors, I check the place out from outside. I notice a dark-haired, pale-skinned young woman who seems to be pissed off about something.

I go back indoors and the landlord shows up, who turns out to be one of the managers at my job. He is in my bed, doing some sewing (there is so much weird imagery in this dream, I don't know where to start unpicking it).

Then I am on the grounds of a wealthy estate, where they are holding a jumble sale. There are many stalls, it's almost like a marketplace. I go inside the manor house and see a middle-aged, blonde woman in business attire. She has hired a "watercolour artist" to paint bad poetry on the walls.

The dreams turns lucid when I find myself back home, going up the stairs. A female coworker seems to be hanging out on the top of the stairs. One the landing I seem something that seems to be cobbled together from various videogames I've played in my past: a crane from Unreal Tournament. When I go up the lift, there is a bad guy from GTA3, who I try to shoot down but fail.

I go down the lift, back to my landing. The coworker is still hanging out on the stairs, and I know that I am dreaming. I try to go down the stairs, but by this point I get the impression that the dream is fading, and I think I go back to sleep.