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hmm so i sleept then i remember i was with1 friend ... we were hunting for something i dont know what..
we were hiding also we went on one building and searching stufff , what i found was like 2 caps rofl.

i took em and we went out then .. we found 1 girl that she wanted to bj us , there was 4 guys and me , the girl bj the 1 and had sex too , then it was my turn i tried to ,,,, her but after 1 min she said oh cmon fast i have 2 calls i must go to other 2guys.. then she bj me and i said why dont u do with the rest 2 guys , then my dream changed..

so my dream then was LOL..
i was in cyprus my old homieland and i went to the magazin near a friends building i forgot totally what i did there then went out and saw my like best friend .
i call'd him to come he came we talked abt something then i had dream with this game "MuOnline"



we were more people in that game
and i was trying to lvl with friend lol.

then i was GM on that server [game server] but i didnt had rights to do anything idk why..
so i think i woke up and sleept again then iwent to that game and the spots were full of players trying to lvl...
i asked my self then why i am not gm...
only 1 gm was online but i was supposed to be too..

hmm booom woke up. not goin to sleep more sleept like 11 hours


karli

(Side Note: the odd date is because this was the very first lucid dream i had after learning about this site, ive held the journal for a while now, i only decided to join the site today)


April 18th 2011

Dream Induced


When my dream begins. I find myself in a field, low level lucidity occurs because ive never been in a field before. I start walking towards a tree in the distance the only noticable landmark for miles. As i approach the tree, I suddenly hear laughing, I look around to find a bush that I hadn't noticed before. It begins to shake and a blur of gray and deep crimson jumps out of the bush, when it lands I see that it is the Pokemon Zorua. It looks at me with its deep blue eyes and asks “will you come play with me, I don't have any playmates” I nod and it turns and begins to walk towards a new part of the field, as I follow it, I take the time to look around to see a forest off in the opposite direction that I hadn't noticed before.

When we reach an area of the field filled with more bushes and a fallen tree, Zorua suddenly takes off yelling “you cant catch me”. It vanishes into thin air, and im left alone. I begin to wander around looking for him, checking everything from bushes to rocks. As I approach the fallen tree, now a hollowed log. I hear a faint snickering, I walk up to the log wondering what it was when I hear a sound behind me, i turn around to see Zorua standing behind me. It laughed and said “you found me, now its your turn to hide, but first we need to even the odds” before I can ask what it meant by that. It walks up and rubs against my leg. I begin to feel weird as the world seems to grow around me, I look at my hands to see that my pointer and middle finger have merged along with my ring and pinkie finger. Then the stubs move together and turn into one stub-like paw, while the color changes from my skin color to a crimson red up to my mid forearm where it turns gray. I feel my back arch and use my hands to stop my fall only to find that I can no longer stand upright. Once im Zorua's height, the changes end, I look over myself and smile, a mixture of happiness and confusion swirling in my mind. I look at Zorua and with a mischievous smile, turn and run off into the grass. While im running, I snap back to reality when my alarm clock goes off, signaling the start of my school day.

[INDENT]

16.05.2011

MMA Fights (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in some place about fighting, possibly the MMA or some boxing place. The place was huge. There were big locks and chains. There were some training devices that were like videogames.

The screen was about 50 inches and it had several cameras. You had to fight (for real) with a guy and the device would say how good or bad you performed. I realized I am not a fighter but a more spiritual person. However, I wanted to give it a shot.

Some slender guy who was taller than me approached and got read to fight me. I was not afraid as I knew how to deal with tall people. This guy threw me a kick so I grabbed his leg and swept his other leg. As he fell to the ground, I fell on him, elbows first to do extra damage on his face, however, for some reason I hit his ribs. I started to punch his face, right, left, fight, left... His face was not damaged, but he fainted due the pain.

I was excited because I was going to be respected if I won two fights in a row. A friend congratulated me and told me my next opponent was coming up. Another male, who was African American approached at me. He looked very strong and sharp. My friend told me, "This one does not talk! Watch out!"

The fight was more like an MMA fight, the both of us got hit. Suddenly, this video game beeped indicating that we both were about to loose. I started to hit him stronger, but he blocked all my attacks when he hit me once. I was up for more, but the system told I lost. I could see some status indicating our damage. The other guy was 99% damaged. I was a little pissed as I almost won, but ended up loosing.

I went outside and told about this to a friend. My friend told me it was a strong one and that it was very good for me that I almost beat him.

I had a FA in my room and went ahead to write the dream now. The clock of the microwave was blue instea of its regular color. I turned lucid and decided to go for a flight. I got out from home and started to fly, however, I realized that my previous dream was too long to start a new one, so I wanted to wake myself up to write it down and then, induce a LD.

I had another FA in my room. I went to my microwave and instead of the time it had └■ [COLOR="#DC143C"]I felt a little annoyed because I did want to wake up, and opened the microwave assuming it would not lit up, it did not. I woke myself up again.

I have been playing zombie games with my boy.

Last night I dreamed I was playing a game where you had to shoot these zombies,
but they looked more like slugs that stand up, which is an idea that a friend of mine
had in waking life. The interesting thing about the game was that there were clouds
that you had to blow on or they would form a dragon.

It was a cheap looking dragon, but I remember at one point, after we had blown the
clouds apart, they started coming back together, and watching them start to form a
dragon was really neat.

--

I was outside somewhere and it was night time. A limousine pulled up by a curb under
a tree where it was even darker. It was an old limousine. The paint had lost all its luster,
and it didn't look like any old limo I've ever seen. It had a grill like a truck on a
tractor-trailer. It was a giant square grill.

Then, the grill opened like a mouth. It was a devil car. The grill opened to reveal another grill
behind it, on which it said something about sex. Super evil. Then the car started to talk with
the inner grill moving up and down so it was more like a mouth. It told some guy that he had
to kill some people or the car was going to kill him.

This guy went into a room where there were a bunch of servers that held information on
people around the world. He started pulling some kind of cards or mother-boards out from these
shelves of servers and destroyed them all. Somehow this translated into killing hundreds of
thousands of people around the world.

Then I saw his boss and some other guy who didn't even seem to care. I thought that they
didn't care because the damage was done and there was nothing they could do about it.

Dream skip:

I'm in a room that is like a museum. I see a ceramic pot that I really like, and it is teetering on
edge because someone placed it incorrectly. I was upset and tried to fix it, but only succeeded
in knocking it over. It fell about 7 feet to the floor and bounced a couple times only barely
nicking it.

(This was a replay of when I was 15 in waking life. I was changing a light-bulb at
McDonalds and it dropped from waist high. It landed perfectly on the top of the bulb--the glass part,
and bounced back up. I had no idea it would bounce, so I didn't have the presence of mind
to catch it, though if I had bent down a little, I could have caught it. Instead, it fell back down
and shattered.)

Anyway, dream skip and I'm in bed with a stranger. This isn't strange somehow as in my dream
this happens a lot. I always snuggle with my partner, but it is not sexual. It is just being close
at night. I kiss her on the forehead and she tells me she doesn't want me to kiss her, so I apologize
and roll over. Her body was still touching me, so I try to scoot over. I tell her that I am at the edge
and can't move over anymore.

--

I'm at my first girlfriends house and she is telling me something. Her dress comes up a little and
she exposes herself a little. I look at her in the eye, but enjoy her accidentally flashing me.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Didn't get lucid last night even though I tried. A fluke!

23.30: Sleep

05.30: Fragments
*I'm talking to my friend Jesper about Dream Views. "I haven't done my post count this week" he tells me. "I've started slacking".

*Tyrion Lannister from the series "A song of ice and fire" is apparently the prodigal son, not his brother Jaime. People refuse to believe this is true, that a dwarf is the son the prophecies are talking about. There's a big battle and the only survivor is Tyrion and his horse. He gets up on his horse and starts walking. The closest city is hundred of miles away, but the horse lets him eat from its flesh. He eats from its neck and legs. A loyal horse.

05.30: Bathing and fishing
I'm at work with my youngest brother Morgan. There's a water pump, circulating the water at the dock and my brother jumps in. "It's warm!" he exclaims and swims around. Apparently not all spots are warm as he starts shivering. I drag him out of the water. A huge wave is coming in. I lift him up one more level and jump up myself just in time for the wave to crash into the dock. "That was close, what a huge wave" I say and walk up to the tool shed close by. There are strange notes hanging on the wall, with numbers for different waves. I see slash112's note, a wave with a 2.5 marking on it. I grab a note and scribble down some stuff and hang it up.

We leave the tool shed and walk along the shore. Two people are fishing up ahead amongst the reeds. One of them is Monica. I watch for a while, they seem to be fly fishing. Behind me there's a very old red house. I spot a huge black and limegreen spider. It backs away a bit and I just have to take a picture of it. I'm about to ask Monica for her cellphone. The other guy fishing gets a bite and pulls up a big pike. My cellphone starts ringing, and mosquitoes starts biting me. I pick up and an older guy is on the other side. He starts giving me advice on what kind of flies I should use for fly fishing.

05.30: WBTB 10 minutes

11.00: Playing Counter Strike and pooping
I'm at a LAN party, watching two teams playing Counter Strike: Source. They suck. They are playing an aim-map. After a while one of the guys has to pee and tells me to take over. I can feel my pulse quicken, this is going to be fun. His keyboard is in a weird angle though, and his sensitivity is so low. I try to correct it after dying but ends up typing in "Server" something. After a while I get it right and starts shooting people with AWP.

The dream skips. I'm now playing with my friend Eric. I tell him how messed up the previous game was. The gravity rules were totally off and I can really feel a difference now when I'm playing on a proper server. I have an Mp5 and I stalk around in corridors. I arrive at an intersection and I kill a few people with my awp (apparently had one).

The dream skips. Me and a few friends are going somewhere. I have to take a shit first though, and I sit down. I'm constipated like never before and I try to squeeze the bugger out for atleast ten minutes. After almost popping a blood vessel, one of my friends enters the room. "Here, you will drink this" he tells me and hands me a cup of coffee. "Get out" I say and start drinking. "I also want your mom's number". "Get the fuck out, I'm trying to take a shit!" I tell him and gulp down the coffee.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 100 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Sucky I didn't get Lucid. Also kinda boring that I wasn't able to recall more. I also have a fragment of me getting lucid in a weird way... not sure exactly what it was about but I didn't fully grasp I was lucid. Oh well.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

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I was at this one place and someone kept telling me to climb this rock and I did, and soon everyone was, my dad had some toy car that was a gift from a mercades dealerships,(he paints cars) there was a mattress in the back of a truck, the place was constantly changing.

something about animals and finding them and raising them, it was like a game that we played with a whole lot of people...
someone kept telling their dog to attack me. and then I found a dog and a cat and some other rare thing.

Okay, I'm pretty new to this site, so I'm just gonna document some of the bits of dreams I can remember.

I remember having one where I was a viking. I don't remember anything besides the badass action.

I had another dream that was Legend of Zelda-esque, like a mashup of Majora's Mask and whatever else I concocted. I went around helping people in town, and I finally went to a dungeon to fight a boss. I walked through it pretty easily and at the end I found this sword that was nothing but a poorly wrapped handle and a beat up blade. When I grabbed it, it felt incredibly light, and then I went to fight the boss. He was this massive spiked roly-poly thing, and he started attacking me. When I first swung the sword at him, it turned into this amazing, shining blade with an incredibly elaborate hilt made of gold and set with all sorts of rubies and emeralds. After a few hits with the blade, he turned into some guy who was reminiscent of Ganondorf, but bigger. I killed him with the sword and promptly woke up.

There's a dream I had when I was probably about four or five years old. It was short, and it was this wolf-man thing chasing me up a hill. There was a shed at the top, and I thought I would be safe in it, so I hid inside it. Then, when I turned around, he was right there behind me. I woke up shortly after.

My favorite of these (and one that actually inspired a fantasy project) is one where I had these red tattoo things on my arms, and when I touched them, they allowed me to sprout wings so I could fly around. I don't remember much besides the actual flying, but it was incredible.

I was in a fantasy world. Like Elder Scrolls Oblivion or Demon's Souls. My dog Bear was with me, roaming around the caverns mostly out of sight. An old man was doing experiments with rocks there and quantum entanglement, at least to the best of my knowledge that's what he was doing. He caused an earthquake which shook the caves and made rocks fall everywhere. I tried to use my powers to keep the cave together but I couldn't keep it up. I couldn't find Bear but we ran deeper into the cave through an ornamental gateway into a tunnel or hallway. I didn't have any weapons but found a health potion in a glass ball within metal grating attached to a chain. I didn't need the health right away and decided I could use it as a weapon as the metal around the glass was pointy. The dream turned even more like a video game when we attacked and defeated a few monsters. I was legitimately anxious about these fights since I had no real weapons. I seem to remember seeing a life bar and going 3rd person at this time. Shortly after the fighting started I woke up.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Little sleep, but three dreams isn't bad.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: School
I'm back in school. Suddenly I can hear a strange sound, it sounds just like an alarm. I realise people around me are running. It's the fire alarm and we all have to evacuate. I go further into the school and exit into a yard in the middle. Someone's built a greek temple in the middle of the yard and I head up the stairs with a few others. I walk amongst the columns and spot a pool up ahead. Two asian girls are swimming butt naked in it. One of them spots me. "You can't be here. Are you new or what?" she asks me angrily. I turn and decide to walk away. There's a big board on the wall. It's a schedule for tomorrow. "I thought we were going to get the day off!" I say. The fire should have closed up the school, crap!

05.10: Game
I'm playing a doom like game, but it's extremely hard. I'm with another guy but we keep dying right away. I throw two different nades into an alley the monsters are coming from and my team mate calls me noob. We manage to hold them off and actually advance in the end after a few resets. I use my rightclick to bash them with my weapon and I enter a tower. I have to make the water that is coming through the opening (apparently water now instead of monsters) go in the right direction. I make lines in the sand and direct it just right. I exit the tower further up(?) and end up on a highway. My friend Henrik is on the other side. "I made it Matte!" he yells at me.

05.10: Spiders
I'm with a group of people in a pharmacy. We've all got different coloured "Cross spiders" as pets, and everyone's got a different number. I keep taking down a jar of B6 vitamin from a shelf but decide to stop acting like a fool and put it back. We all are going on a trip for some reason. We divide into two lines and line up for the train that is coming.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: Nothing

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

Half Life 2: Chapter "Follow Freeman"

Once again, orange/red scheme. Fighting Zombies with unknown person. I had a feel it was just a game and we were on a mission. Calm smooth feeling at all times. We were in this room for a minute, waiting, then activated somekind of door and zombies swarmed in. Very detailed dream. Floor was partially on fire so we could see, else black as night.

Person seemed to be female, voice sounded very familiar somehow but can't tell for sure who/what.

I was waiting in line or something trying to register myself as a character for the LD Video Game.

--

I was back at school in a class with my head on the desk. I was asleep. I knew I had to wake up to get to my own class. I was already late, so I made myself wake up. I was scared about getting into my class late.

I got up and as I walked out, I looked at the teacher. She didn't look at me. As I looked for my class, I said hi to an old acquaintance by his last name "Zski" (though I used his complete last name). I said hello to an old teacher "Mrs. Jpe" (used real last name), and I gave her a hug. I saw an old friend "Swn Tnnt." I was nervous that I couldn't find my class room. What was I, stupid?

The End
--

I was walking along outside when I saw a large trash can--the type supplied by trash companies.

The lid was open and there was a girl about 5 yrs old, and two babies in the trash. They were sleeping--kind of. I was terrified for them. Someone with me stood up inside the trash can.

I told the DC to be careful a few times, but he/she kept almost stepping on the head of one of the babies. Finally they weren't standing in the trash can anymore.

I asked the girl who was the care taker of the babies if they wouldn't rather just sleep outside in nature, but I realized that that could be dangerous

I was thinking about helping them somehow. Then there were only two girls and they were older now. One took off her pants the way entertainers do with special pants designed to come completely away by ripping them off. Both were cute.

Then I was with my brother I think. He climbed into the back of a pup-truck and I followed. I told him he shouldn't sit on the tail gate, but he wouldn't listen. I don't really know where we were going.

The End

Maya and I are in a house. Mom. This house is long and narrow. There is a yellow white lighting to the place like there are a lot of lamps overhead and about. It is crowded and cluttered. We are playing a game. I cannot recall how we entered the game but there is a dark, authoritative figure present and the game begins. We are chased and harassed by two huge dogs. Like pit bull, greyhound, wolf hybrids. They have snarling teeth and dirty mugs. We are scratched and bitten but never mortally or even severely wounded. I spot a large stuffy sofa below and open window. I look to a bite/scratch on my finger and see it bloody and bubbling with pus. Out the window is another row type house and and average neighborhood. Now I am lucidly aware that this is very much got the feel of my birth house on Alberta. We jump out the window onto the stuffy chair.

I am in a classroom at my school, it is a class in "art". The teacher teach us about photoshop and all it features. I am talking to a few of my actual classmates about a party wich will start in a few days.

I find myself in a basement.(At the actual party.) Me and a few classmates are drinking "HD-cola."(WTF?!) One of the guys at the party takes my HD-cola and pour in some milk into the bottle.(wtf?) My cola starts to crawl some larvas up from the bottle.(wtf again?)

I gets teleported to a Minecraft cave with a iron pickaxe, mining some diamonds.

I gets teleported to a class room again and braging to my friend about my diamonds that i found earlier in Minecraft.

I wakes up.

PS: Sorry for bad english

March 13, 2011
Lucid Dream 196: A Little Game of Grab-Ass
Series: Friends, Episode 6
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - WTF


I was in a school building that appeared to be a hybrid of my old high school and elementary school. Me and my friend Diddy were walking up the middle stairs. In front of us was a teacher with a pretty nice ass. Diddy nudged me with his arm and pointed at her ass. I suddenly got the urge to just grab/pinch it. I thought to myself, "It will be ok, because I am dreaming." I instantly became lucid after this thought.

I winked at Diddy and then squeezed a big handful of the teachers ass. When she turned around I pointed at Diddy and she looked pissed off. She said something and then entered a brisk walk and left us behind. Diddy was a little mad and asked why I did that. I said, "Dude, relax we are dreaming right now." He stopped for a moment and performed a RC. He got excited and said, "Awesome, lets go grab someone else's ass." I laughed and asked him if that was really what he wanted to do in a this lucid. He looked a little take-aback and said, "Well, sure...why not?" I laughed again and agreed to participate.

We decided to make a game out of it. We would take turns and grab a random person's ass. When they turned around, we would make up a stupid excuse and you got a point if the DC accepted the answer. No points were given if they didn't believe it. I saw a decent looking female who I assumed to be a teacher. I figured I would start with her. I grabbed her ass and when she turned around I said, "No, it wasn't me. There was a turkey just now. I just ran by and bit you a little." She looked didn't look surprised as she started looking down the hallway and said, "That damn thing must have gotten loose again." Next it was Diddy's turn. I can't remember what he said, but he also got a point. With the next person, I began singing the song by Shaggy, "It Wasn't Me." The girl apologized for accusing me and I got a point.

We played until it was tied like 5 to 5 and Diddy made a bet. He pointed out one of our hard-ass, male teachers from high school. He said if I could get a point off him, then I would win. I thought for a moment and then came up with the perfect plan. I walked up and grabbed his ass. He turned around briskly and his face was red with fury (just like I used to remember ). He told me I was in big trouble and began shouting (just like he used to ). I tried to look confused and said, "Wait, why am I in trouble? What happened?" He spit as he talked and said, "You know damn well you just grabbed my hindquarters!" I tried to look shocked and said, "No sir, I am gay. You know a young and confused gay man would be too embarrassed to just grab your ass like that." He looked confused for a moment and said, "Well, I guess you have a point there." He adjusted his tie nervously and said, "I'm sorry about that. Must have had too much coffee this morning."

I began doing a crazy moonwalk-like dance in celebration of my victory as the teacher walked off. I told Diddy to give me my grab-ass championship trophy. He handed me a blue T-shirt that had "Grab-Ass Champ" written in gold letters with a picture of a cartoon elephant below it. I put it on a took flight through the halls. I began plowing into anyone who got in my way and kept shouting, "Make way for the champion of grab-ass!" I awoke while flying through the school causing a ruckus.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!