Its a night time. I go to public phone box to make a phone call. I throw some money in, but it somewhat doesn't work (missed dream sign). I press the button to return my money.... but much more comes out. I press it again and loads of £1 coins comes out. I type 2500 on the dial and £2500 comes out. I take it quickly, fill up my pocket with some more coins and I go away, as I know that it will be a problem. I feel that there must be a camera and the telephone company will find out that there are money missing. Then they will look at the video and see who did it. But I also know that if I get out quickly, they will not prove anything as I did it smoothly :shade wink: There is someone else going to the phone box.... I see he is taking loads of money too.... later I see policeman asking for him. There was also some farewell party and I was supposed to do speech. It was outside during a summer evening. I started talking, having no idea who those people were. Then I encourage everyone to a drink and someone offers to go and buy drink for all. I feel guilty as I have all the money from the phone box..... so I should pay. The big fat guy that is paying also buys loads of junk food and some strange fried corn sticks.... He looks wealthy and I have a feeling that he is showing off a little bit.
Last Nights Dream. I'm in a games arcade and my daughter J is with me but in my dream she is fatter . J is sad for some reason so to cheer her up I give her £2.80p and she goes straight over to the penny machine. I go over to her and say "don't spend it all on this!" and J says "yes" and she ends up loosing all her money. I think "awww shit!!!" and look at where you put your money and I see lots of silver money stuck and the bit where you put it looks a little broke or badly damaged. I twist the money that is stuck and gently pull on it and wiggle it and one by one the coins start to come out. There's lots of money stuck in there and I want it all but the rest won't come out or I can't reach it . I count all the money that I have in my and and I have £2.60p, I look at all the stuck money in the machine to see if I can see a 20p to make her money back up to £2.80p but all that's left is coppers and it's not worth my effort trying to get 1p's and 2p's out. I now remember that I did have some money in the side pocket of my bag so I take a look and see some pounds and silver coins. I grab a 20p and pull it out but instead a long ruler comes out so I now try and get a 20p out again and this time I get it. I say to J "here's your money back but don't spend it in that machine again, not now I've got it all back" J says "no". ((Dream Skip)) I'm walking about in this big place and see a woman who is cleaning. I walk around a little more and see one of those rides that you stand up in and it spins you around, I notice that the woman I saw cleaning is on it. This ride now turns into like a transporter machine, you know, like the pod things in the film "the fly", there are 2 of these pods. In the other pod I see a young girl, about 17, she has her earphones in, she is listening to her music and having a jig about to it . The 2 women don't realise what these machines are. All of a sudden I see blue and purple go through the wires and hear the crackle of electricity. I look at the pods and now the girls body is where the woman's was and the woman's is where the girls was. The girl screams wildly but she has the woman's voice so now I know they have swapped bodies and think "holy shit!!!!".
I am sorting out some stuff at the back of my car. There are 4 £50 notes and 1000CZ notes packed separately in some plastic. George walks in to the garage and I am afraid he saw it and will come back later to take it. I don't trust him. I think its money from some dodgy business. I am working as a driver or delivery guy for some gangster boss. He promises that when I come to his camp, there are loads of pubs and clubs with many people most of which women! I go there and it is really so. I was at my old school in Czech. There was a big paper box full of various medicines under the main stairs. I go through it in case there are some pills I could use for lucid dreaming. I came across one that is similar to piracetam, but I want to open it and read the instructions to make sure. Then the box disappears and I know its in the in my house in the attic. I go there and its hidden there with some old books. I go through it and my mom keep asking what am I doing there. I cannot find it. I was running some crazy marathon. There were loads of people, but it went through some wrack yard or so. It reminded me of running man. Then we all got to a big room with little rooms on the sides on various levels. There were various mechanisms designed to kill us I believe. It was a bit like Indiana Johns. I tried to solve some of these mechanisms, but I don't know how to describe it here. I was cycling with Skrbek through some country side... on a road between farms. Then at one point I got off my bike as I wanted to push it through some deep mud. But Skrbek points out at my rear wheel! Its all funny shaped, almost like a square and the back part of the bike as well! I am confused where it happened. I should have realised it was a dream here!
It's about time I logged in some dreams. I was in an arcade/casino of some kind, playing on a slot machine. There was a big bucket attached where money fell into from the machine. I won a lot but left the money in the bucket and went to a new machine. I saw a pump it up machine and thought about playing, but realized I left the money in the last machine, so I went to get it. Luckily it was all still there. Then a video came on a nearby tv screen, an advertisement for a lucid dreaming book. There was an old lady who was sleeping and while she slept she said "I've done it!" as if she just got lucid. I thought it was a load of crap.* --- I was browsing DV, when it had another rollback. I only had five posts. I typed out something in a box on the side of the screen, "how come I only have five posts " and it showed up in the middle of the screen. The whole page turned a purple color. I was like "did DV get hacked again?" my brother was watching over my shoulder the whole time.
IM in the back seat of a car and my seat drops deeper into the car.Surprising me i feel like .A. but me in the back seat of the car,my friend is in the front seat, i look up at him and he says to sit tight so i do. The car door open and .A. looks at me and tells me im dreaming. I get out the car and look at my hands and keep saying im dreaming and try to anchor my self in the dream. I somhow end up in a candy store with a girl from school I feel she still .A. just looks different. a man comes in to buy candy and i sense he has a lot of cavities. I grab a bag of candy and say i dont want to fuel your addiction or somthing like that but i offer to by candy for him i think i dont have any money but then im like im dreaming so i think there a lot of money in my pocket and when i reach into my pocket there a wad of money i stick the hole wad on the counter and say somthing like keep the change.I remeber (in the book lucid fiction in the story infallible) the guy does the same thing. Then some other stuff happends thats not apropriate for dream views then i wake up but it realy a false awakening so thats sucks.
05.05.2012 Okay, so after sleeping a little more, I recalled more dreams. The first one is the most recent one, and the rest are just in random order lol. Foursome with Melanieb and Twin Sisters (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I'm at my University, and I'm riding my bicycle pretty fast, barely managing to dodge a few people or run over them. I just ride just for the sake of riding, and I'm headed towards a new area. I shift to the right lane of the road, go to a small downhill road to turn left, passing through a truck just in time before it can block me. Then I reach a dead end, and was worried I was going to crash, but I leaned towards the side of my bike with both of my legs on one side, and jump off it while holding the handles. I walk inside a random room, and I go all the way in, turn left, and then decide to go back outside and go to my apartment. I'm my way out, I barely notice a bald guy wearing a striped shirt with red and white going down vertically. I felt like an idiot to just randomly go in, so I pretended to be dumb and said "Hi" to the guy. He was in the process of sitting down on a black rotatable, and was looking at the computer in front of him that was black, and shining pretty bright. He responds to me saying "Hi" to me, and I do this awkward leave, slowly walking backwards and smiling, and just getting out of there. Then the dream shifts to where I'm back at my apartment. I go inside my bedroom, and I find there's some clothes on the bed. Hm..... Looks like all of these are mine. Then I hear someone say, "Brandon!" Shocked, I slowly peek to see who it was, but I couldn't see anyone, because I had the living room lights turned off, though the kitchen light should've helped me see the outline of the person at least. I decided I should go to the living room section a little bit closer, and I see a woman with black hair, red shirt and a small thin black jacket on top of it. She turns her face around, and it's Melanieb, without her sunglasses on her profile picture. She has glossy lips, like this: I don't know why, I didn't have complete control over myself, but I am seeing things in first person perspective, and I kissed Melanieb on the cheek. I asked her, "Wait, how did you get into my apartment?" She responds saying that she told the managers some clever reason that I can't remember exactly. She then said that they didn't believe her at first, so she lied to them again and said, "I wanted to preserve my virginity for you..." Pause. Pause.. Wha---- Why didn't I do a nose plug RC? Especially since melanieb was in my apartment?!?!?!? Anyway, I looked into her eyes for a while, and it's kind of hard to assume that this person was a dream figure, I looked into her eyes pretty deep, and she felt happy to be around me, or maybe she's just being cheerful overall. She holds my hands, and from this point, my mind is going blank on her cute expression towards me. While she's guiding me to the bedroom, I'm still shocked and blank. When we get to the bedroom, it looks a bit messy. I hear her saw a few things, but I can presume that she wanted me to clean up some areas in the bedroom before we did anything. I tell her that I will clean it up, and I declared that the reason why is because I've had so much free time lately that I've been passive on managing my bedroom. I start to pick up an underwear on the bed, and put it next to another small piece of clothing on my left hand. The dream starts to fade a little bit, and it shifts to where I'm outside. From this point, I thought I was awake, and was mad at myself for the dream fading away, because I was looking at some old man walking at some random point in a section that looked like a pharmacy drive-thru. I got annoyed, turned my face back to its natural position to see Naruto in his older form smiling at me while he's walking over some grass. Then I see some girl who looks a bit like she's from an anime, but at the same time, she looked realistic, like 3D Anime or something like that, but even more realistic than that. I believe she wore glasses, and had black hair as well, and she was driving a white or silver car. She looks at me, and I look at her, and then there's another car coming in, and it's another girl in it as well. They both look the same in facial composition, I was confused. Both of them were following each other while in their cars. Then the dream shifts to where Melanieb and the twins were inside my apartment apparently, and I was going to go inside with them, but the dream fades and I wake up.... Loooooooool. So much for the foursome._________________________05.05.2012Shoot the Fake one (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I don't really care much about this dream. There were two men on the floor, and they both looked the same, and I had a handgun in my hand, and I had to kill the fake one. I had a hunch on who it was, and I aimed the gun at him while they're busy fighting and rolling on the floor in a garage. I almost shot the real one, and then calmed down until the fake one rolled to the left to get on top of the other guy. Before he could punch him, I shot him in the head. I dropped the gun, and I think I went to someone and started crying, but I don't know who..._________________________05.05.2012Kaomea and her Pain meds (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Okay, so I'm reading Kaomea's Dream Journal about how she's taking her pain meds or something like that. _________________________05.05.2012Rich Blonde Saves my Ass (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I don't know how I got into affiliations with Asian gang group members, but these were one of those high class ones where men in fancy suits would come after you and "take care" of you if you did something wrong, in other words, you'd either be dead or severely injured. There's something that's bothering my mind, and apparently, I had to pay off some shark loan or something like that by tomorrow. I believe the amount was $1,600? Obviously, I'm screwed, and I'm worried on how I'm going to get this payment done and over with in a short period of time. I think I'm with someone, but I can't remember, and I can't remember what happens next except in the next dream shift. I'm near a blonde female, and she's positive towards me, though I'm not really paying to much attention to the vibe she's giving me, probably because of the loan I had in the back of my mind worrying about. She writes a check that basically will let me pay off the loan. I look at her and had a face that said, "Why????" She smiles at me, and she even gives me a $100 in cash just like that. I acknowledge her by showing her how grateful I am, and I looked at the $100 bill and thought of the things I could buy with this amount of money. I think I replaced the $100 bill since it looked a little bit blank in the middle with a black censor or something like that. The blonde didn't mind at all though, that's all I remember.
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I was at some carnival type of thing like Luna Park and Ihad the thought that when I click I would find 2 dollars on the ground and it worked. So I tried repeating this and it worked eventually I got a lot of money any some of the money was from a different country. I was at a store with my mum and I saw a kid from my school which I kind of make fun of and kind of am friends with. Jack. His mum was there and she was a from slovak speaking country like my mum. Russian, and they were in some family crisis kind of thing which explained why Jack was upset or something.
I was with this blond-haired woman making sandwiches for some sort of event; on the deck of my house. She showed me how to make one and she said she needed about 10. The ingredients were pretty simple: Ham,Tomato,Lettuce, and two twenty dollar bills. She showed me how to fold them over under the ham and above the lettuce. She told me that it was important that the money wrap around all of the other ingredients. At the end, I told her as a joke that I took $200 instead of putting it on the sandwich. She got really mad and started to chase me. I told her it was just a joke and she calmed down. Then she ate one of the sandwiches and told me that the money tastes really good.
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I had a nice large house, it is different from my real home though. I went out of my house by the backdoor, it was a screened in porch. I went out the porch door out and seen the metal fence around my backyard. It all seemed quite nice. The dimensions of my yard seemed huge, as opposed to my yard in real life. As I approached the back there was this tree which seemed to grow into the fence but not any further into my yard. This tree was huge, maybe a maple or oak, it was 50 foot across at the base. The tree was lopsided masswise, since it was not round at the base. It made half a circle, flattened where it grew up against the fence. I walked underneath the tree, half expecting it to fall on me. Somehow I found an entrance to the tree and entered it. It had rooms inside the tree! I was in the halls of the tree, where I stored gold coins for using as currency. There were DCs in the tree as well, some of them dwarfish looking fellows. They went about there business, they dealt in gold and regular currency as well. I used regular money too. I knew I was rich in the gold coins I had, but could not cash them in as it were in my dream. In other words I was becoming lucid and realized I could not take the gold with me out of my dream. When I woke up I started looking for the gold coins I was holding in my hands during the dream, but it wasn't there in my hands anymore.
I was in an unfamiliar classroom, mostly empty of furniture, with a girl I recognized. I think maybe she goes to my school or something, but I dunno her name or anything. I had gotten paid in that room in both cash and a cheque, and all the bills were laid on a table in rows. I gathered them up and put them in my backpack. I turned and tried to leave, but the girl started trying to fight me on this strange structure against the wall. I escaped and ran to the doorway, turning around to look back at her, and mouthed "woo" while pumping my fist in the air in slow motion. Then I saw my backpack still on the table in there, and it was laughing at me. I went back in to get it. Then I found myself in a video game. It was kind of scary, had a really long name and I was playing it with a group of people. We got out of the game for a moment. E was there and we were sitting on a couch, then the other people came over and sat on the couch with us, even though it was much too small. There was a cordless phone on a table in front of us that would show the name of the last game played, but the name of it was too long and had really weird spacing and messed up the screen, which was weird. Then we went back in the game. It took place in a dirty, damaged city with lots of wide-open spaces. At certain places, a red fog would appear when you approached, and a figure would come out of it. Then there would be text overlaid on the 'screen' (even though I was inside it) that looked like the text in Amnesia, saying something like, "Is this The Mix?" 'The Mix' was apparently the name of the creature and it was a demon, but it actually acted similar to an Amnesia monster as well, and you had to run away from it through the city. It was scary and I died from it a couple times. Then I was suddenly at my school. It seemed like I was almost thinking consciously at this point, which was weird. It felt like I was lucid but without knowing I was dreaming, so it was really confusing. I was trying to figure out what class I had next, and everything I looked at was morphing and twisting. I thought really hard about it and actually figured out my schedule correctly, but when I thought I was going into my English class, the door led to a sort of balcony inside a mall, and it was suddenly lunchtime. There was a decorative fountain right in the middle of it, and some people I know were sitting at tables around the edges eating lunch, though I only remember seeing NN. I was very confused. Without noticing, I started singing a song, then realized where I was and tried to play it off, trailing off and saying something like "yeahhh I'm just gonna stop now".
I remember the transition...falling through the bed....but I don't remember how the dream started out. I saw AR there, and I think I told her about being lucid. Also, we were stealing money from a building with people in lab coats on. She followed me around a lot in this dream, and I was kind of trying to lose her because I really wanted some plan B action. Not saying that she's not doable, but I guess I have a lot of respect for her. Anyways, ended up attempting to have sex on a 10 foot tall wooden fence....did not work out that well.
Good morning, everybody. Dream #1 A woman was possibly moving down a series of dark hallways or a cave. Somebody was following the woman, possibly the devil, some demon, or a big criminal like a mass murderer. The woman was glamorous, like Kim Novak in the Alfred Hitchcock movies. The being had made a deal with the woman He wanted her help, and he would share his wealth and power with her. But the woman had declined. Now the being was following the woman to kill her. If she was going to know about his work but not work with him, she couldn't live. The woman was now in some big, wood-floored room filled with yellowy-white light. It was like some room up on the deck of a nice ship. But it was completely empty. The woman stood facing the door on the stern side of the ship. The being stood on the other side of the threshold, facing the woman. I couldn't see the being -- in fact, I may have been seeing from his viewpoint --, but the being now seemed to be as tall and wide as the doorway, and to have a very Devil-like appearance. The woman faced the being and told him again that she couldn't work with him. But now there was a man in the room with the woman. The being had posted up a $1,000 bill on one of the rafters of the ship's room. The being was using it as a test, to show the woman how unworthy the man was to work with him. The being, after posting the bill, mentioned a hidden $100 bill to the man. The man said that there was no incentive in working for the being for only $100. He walked away. The being had disappeared. After the man had walked far enough along the deck, toward the bow, so that he could no longer see the woman, the woman went to the rafter on which the $1,000 bill had been posted. I was now seeing from the woman's point of view. The woman took the bill. The being had made a deal with the woman that if the man was too stupid or lazy to look for the $1,000 bill, the woman could take it. The woman had also been tied to the man previously. But now that the man had walked away, the woman was free of him. The woman still wasn't going to work with the being. But she did feel a bit of fondness for him. And she did feel flattered that someone as skilled as he was would treat her as nicely as he did.
Shaky recall continues. Let's move on to the classic of the day. Sam Farha's Gas Station Date: December 5th, 2009 Lucid: No So yeah, I was in front of a gas statiion. There was Sam Farha (a poker player), who seemed bored. He was with a buddy of his. He also seemed to be the owner of the place. They went inside the gas station. I decided to follow them. I would have wanted to ask Farha, whether he'd want to coach me (I played poker back then), but as I was closing them in they turned into couple of my old school friends. I am a bit disappointed at how I can miss such an obvious dreamsign. The buddies went to sit at a table and I joined them. The other one instantly asked: "Jakro, what do you think, do you think I should win the Entrepreneur of the Year of Orivesi -Award?" "Umm... I don't know, I haven't really followed entrepreneurs in Orivesi, but if I had to vote, I'd vote for you", I answered. Good answer, man. The waitress brought us the menus. Other one of the guys had a clear idea about what he'd order, apparently he had been there before. It was some kind of tabasco or something, that he ordered. I on the other hand wondered whether I even have money to buy anything. I dug out my wallet and had a memory, that I'd have 30 € there. But no. Woah shit, it was loaded with monies! I even tried to count it, but there was too much, so I just concluded that I had no worries about that. However, this got me paranoid, as everyone saw my wallet overflowing with money. I started to fear for pickpockets and couldn't relax. Mo' money, mo' problems. Another worry I had was that I couldn't remember why I was there. I figured out I was going to some meeting, but I didn't know when it was, and probably not where either. "I'll order soon", I announced to others, "I'll just have to make a call." I tried to find some guys number on my phone, but there wasn't any. I even accidentally connected internet and then somehow thought I was calling somewhere. In the end the call didn't happen and somehow I ended up in the internet, but not with my phone. It seemed like I was at my own computer. The site I was on seemed suspicious and I was remembering something about some scheming going on in these kinds of sites. I noticed that there was an email from the guy, whose number I earlier was looking for. The title of the mail was: "Details about da meeting." I'm not kidding, 'da' was used constantly in the e-mail's content as well. Seeing this, I decided that fuck it, I'm not going to any meeting. I thought about rejoining my buddies to eat, but in the end I somehow teleported to home. In my home's yard there were two, huge dogs. I didn't know them and they were barking like hell. The situation seemed threatening. There was also a third dog, but it seemed non-threatening. My mom just shouted to the dogs a bit and they retreated.
01/17/12 School Stealing I am at school at Pima Community College, which is where I am taking a couple classes during the spring semester. I am on my way to class. I know exactly where class is, and I am running a bit early, so I wander around a bit. The more extra steps I take the better it is for my diet. As I wander I am thinking I forgot to bring any supplies to school… no paper, no pencil… I see a wall with lockers on it. The lockers can be rented by students to keep their books in between classes as opposed to carrying all the books all day. One of the lockers is open a bit. It looks like someone didn't want to spend the 50 cents or so to rent the locker so they just left their stuff. I am curious, so I peek in there. There is a backpack there and nothing else. No one is watching me, I take the backpack and walk away as if there was nothing strange. I figure this backpack surely has some paper and a pencil in it, so my problem is solved. I wonder if I might find a jump drive I can use as well. I go to class and sit down, waiting for class to start. I open the backpack to take out some paper but I find there are no school supplies in the backpack. It is stuffed with cash! Stacks of $20 bills, and lots of them! Wtf? I had thought I was jacking someone's books and notebooks and stuff and I find all this money! I glance around to see if anyone is watching me. No one is paying any attention to me. I close the backpack and wonder where I might be able to find a pencil and paper now… Kleptomania I am with my mother and we are visiting a friend somewhere in town. This person is really more of my mother's friend than mine, and I quickly get bored. I say I need to use the bathroom and I leave to do so. I wander around a bit as I go, I figure the friend won't mind. After all, she gave us a tour of the house when my mom and I first arrived, so there's nothing here I haven't seen before. I am looking in the different rooms when I get a bit nosier than I probably should be. I peek in a jewelry box to see what kind of jewelry our friend likes to keep. Some of it is quite pretty, but nothing especially catches my attention. I close the box and peek in a couple other places. Still being nosey. I peek inside a closed roll top desk and find there is a really old looking book there. Cool! There's actually several of the books in a small pile. I open one of the books to see what is inside. It is blank inside, a blank journal. It is such a cool looking book… I slip the book into the waistband of my jeans, hidden under my shirt. I close the desk and then leave the room, heading into the bathroom. There are cute little fluffy stuffed animals, about the size of a mouse. I put one in my pocket without even thinking about it. I take care of business in the bathroom and then return to the living room where my mom and her friend are chatting still. My mom is ready to leave, so we say our goodbyes and head out. In the car my mom asks what that is in my pocket. She sees the stuffed animal I stole. She is mad about that and says I had better hope our friend doesn't notice or we will never be invited over there again. I wonder what will happen when our friend notices the journal missing…
I haven't got to write this down till like 10 hours since I woke up because of work. I'm in a room with two middle aged men, I'm holding a cotton bud. The man knocks it out of my hand, and the begin advancing on me (for some reason I know that because it was knocked out of my hand last, they want to hurt me) I shove the cotton bud into one of the two men's hands, and then knock it out. They begin fighting. I make a break for the door, when one of the men trys to stop me. I shove him forward forcefully, and open the door and find myself in the reception. The lady knows what's happend, but doesn't went the other people waiting to know, so she says sarcastically "seeing you had such a GREAT time, how about I book you in again for next friday?" I reply witfully with "How about you go f- yourself." I pick up one of the phamlets of the table infront of her, and throw one at her like a ninja star to hold her back while I run for the door. I get out safely. Next dream: I find myself at a table sitting down, and see a cane toad jumping around. I stand up, run towards it, and kick it. I see another one, that's facing me, and run up to kick that one too. I kick it, but I feel a burning sensation on me, and look down to see it's sprayed poison on me. That's when I realise I'm dreaming. I'm in one of those lame lucid's when you know you're dreaming, but you don't really think straight, and are not very aware. I try to stabalise by doing a reality check (face palm) and then shout "Lucidity, stablize." Everything is still blurry. I wonder what to do, I decide to drive a car. I jump into a car, and then it goes into third person view and I watch as the car continues forward. I wake up. (how gay) Next dream: This one I don't remember very well. I'm at school, and I walk around for a fare while talking to people and stuff, and then I see my friend Jesse and say hey. Then I wake up. (It was longer than described, but I'm not to sure what happend ) Next dream: I don't remember this very well either, (this is irritating, I had perfect memory of them this morning..) Something about a giant pirannah.. it chases me around in the water for a while, not sure if I killed it, or if I died or something.. Next dream: There's a shoe inside a shoe on my bed (Shoeception ;P) I realise it has lots of money all over it! (all coins) I begin to take the money and put it in my pockets, more and more appears) I wake up.. Final dream: This one I remember pretty well, it's one of my favourites I've ever had I'm walking through my school again, with these girls I've never met, they're all very attractive. I'm flirting with one of them. Two guys try to follow me and hit on the girls, but I stare at them and shoo them away. I realise I should have let them come because it might get awkward with just me and five girls, it's not like I'm going to get off with all of them. And the girl I'm with will be more content to go with it if her friends are doing the same thing. However, there's nothing I can do now. We come to a lake at the end of the school, and we all climb down the rocks carefully and go into the water. The two guys I told to go away earlier are here now (which I don't mind) and we all swim through the lake, towards the other side. However, we realise it's filled with alligators, and begin swimming to the other side as fast as we can to survive. We make it to the other end all safe, when one of them comes onto land. I remember reading somewhere (in real life) (I should have realised I was dreaming here.) that alligators can outrun humans in short distance, so when the alligator locked it's eyes onto me, I began running around the shed that was there to get away from it. Thankfully I managed to climb a ladder, and the alligator admitted defeat, and sauntered back into the water, apparently not intrested in the others. (Because clearly, it's a racist alligator) I jump down from the ladder, and put my arms around the cute girl I was flirting with. "Do I get a kiss for saving your life?" She laughs, and leans in closer towards me. "No way!" She jokes. I look around, and see everyone else making out. "Why not?" I tease back "everyone else is doing it, you're supposed to succumb to peer pressure!" She laughs again, and we're just about to kiss as she pushes me back. I wonder what's wrong, and then I realise we're standing next to a garbage bin with a foul smell and flys buzzing all around it. The smell has made her sick. I watch as the the extremely attractive girl who I was just about to kiss, begins vomiting into the alligator infested water beneath us. "You've got to be kidding me..." I mumble. I wake up.
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