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I was in a room waiting for a football championship to begin. It was weird because I was at the event, but in a room.

I was with an oriental girl in bed. I was taking my time until she pressed me, so I pushed up her shirt and started sucking on her little breasts.

I took off my pants, but then she freaked out. I was sad, but put my pants on and consoled her. I told her that
she is still a virgin and she has nothing to be upset about.

07-07-11 I am at a bridge somewhere, it is raining heavilly and I am with a couple of people. One of them is a black man who apparently likes to play football. At the bridge he is greeted by the coach of one of the teams, it comes to my attention that one of his personality traits is ”luck” (like the sims) and for that he is prone to fortuitious events occuring to him. In the rain and darkness he slowly turns his head to one side. I am expecting to find a tatoo that will indicate that he has been in the same army unit as the coach greeting us. I don't find it, but due to his personality trait the coach påerceives it and asks him to join the game, not as in watching it but actually playing it. We somehow communicate with one of our white mates (Not that skincolour is important to the plot of the dream, though I am trying to identify if I have any colturally inherited biases from my parrents, who would be described as borderline racists, hence I try and pay attention to these clues when I can) who is a mixture of happy and pissed off that this particular guy always get these opportunities.
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I am in Hornslet, in the street where the baker and old bar is. I am with my parrents and agin it is raining. We are packing up tents. I have a silent battle with my dad about who is better at this particular task, though I sense no hostility.

Notes: Though I don't remember how I turn lucid in the latter dream it is possible that it is a further development from one of the above. They all share the dark rainy atmosphere, though I don't remember which occured first. I do however remember a period of wakefulness in the morning, where I think about how long I have to sleep before I have to wake up to go traveling. It is possible that I have done a DEILD without really trying it, though I did repeat my MILD mantra in the morning wqhile awake. I also did this prior to falling asleep, though not with much ferocity.

08-07-11 I am lying in the bed, much as I am in waking life. I am moving slightly closer to ida until she starts laughing at me. The reason she starts laughing is because I apparently am making hand movements playing with my erect penis. It take me a while to wake up from this seing as I have dreamt about her and I tell her this and the fact that I haven't actually know I have been doing it. She laughs a bit more. And tells me I am doing it again. I have no idea and asks her if she is sure. She is. She decides that it is better to just come closer to me and lie in a spoon, which I am really happy about, I start stroking her body all over and notice that she is really soft, also I wonder why she isn't wearing a top, cause I am sure she weant to bed without one. I am happy cause I dared not ask this, due to ilness and was not sure I would be coming on too strong.
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I am in the same room and there is a brunette next to me, I believe it is ida, though as soon as we precede with the rather rough intercourse I believe it to be Anna from my study.
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I am with a blonde in a bed, she doesn't really wanna fool around, but end up wanting to give me a blowjob. She does so while the door to the room is open. I am not really feeling anything and wonder if I can get time to ”help her out” while she is not around. She ends up goong over to the door to close it a bit or at least look out and see if there is any immediate danger of us getting noticed. She thinks not. I notice it is Per Engholm standing outside and he is discussing with my granddad on the mothers side, who appears to be the hotel manager. I see him later fully dressed in a referee's outfit and he is gonna brandish out a couple of yellow cards to my gran as he has done something super illegal. This gives me time to get my blow job resumed, though as it turns out I aint all that up for it anymore.

These are dreams that I either had while I was at camp or that I just forgot to post on here.

I was involved in the sex industry as a model. I stayed in an apartment-like complex with several other men and women. My boss was a skeevy man, maybe in his 40's. I wore tight/short clothing and heels most of the time. I was on a couch with an older man, maybe in his 50's or 60's. I was drunk so we started making out. I woke up the next morning and talked to another girl about the night before. She said that I was wasted the night before (on drugs, not just alcohol) and had gone farther with the guy than expected. I knew I had to get out of the place. My first escape attempt failed; the boss said I couldn't break contract. The second attempt, I ran straight out of the building. It turned out that I was telling this story to a friend. "They kept me clothed and fed," I had told her, "but I knew I couldn't be in a place like that."

I was given a vibrator (I think) by my mother. It was small and the rubber part shaped like a cone. It was obviously for the clit and not for insertion.

My boyfriend and I were getting married. It was impromptu. Both of our parents agreed although we are too young to get married. I found a white dress quickly. The colors of the wedding involved blue so my mom bought me blue flowers to put in my hair. She also bought me a bouquet of red flowers. I put on a pair of gold earrings and a veil.

NOTE: I said in a previous entry that when something about me changes in a dream, I keep it that way. I decided though, that the whole Jusenkyo Curse isn't something I like much, so I'm gonna end that.*

I find myself in a suburban town. I'm with a group of people I don't know. We're wandering around the back streets of town. There is one girl who is generally annoying the fuck out of all of us. So, a few of us meet up. One girl in our group, was super attractive. She was very, 'distracting.' she looked like she wanted to speak. "Okay." she said. "That girl is annoying the piss out of me. Which ever one of you guys gets rid of her, I'll have sex with you." Boing! We split up. I got over to the girl. I knock her over. Now, I pick her up by her legs and begin to spin around. Finally, I let go, and she flies over a house. She's gone. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I tell the hot girl I'll be waiting around the corner. While I'm waiting over there, I'm thinking about Lauren(DS). now, I become lucid! Well shit. I was looking forward to doing the TOTY, but this dream started to late in the morning. I won't have time. Oh well, sex it is. So, the girl shows up now. I undress, and so does she. Boing! Now, she decides to be fancy. She takes everything off, minus her skirt. Oh that's hot. So, now we have sex. It was actually pretty fast(on account of I don't usually have sex dreams anymore, so the "you know what" came quicker). So, we finished and got up. We redressed. Soon, we discovered that something bad was happening. We went back around the corner. I wasn't sure what was happening, but I was gonna end it quick. Then, something jumped at me.
"Shishihokodan!" I shouted. Suddenly, a large explosion of ki fired up and destroyed everything in its path.
Then, I awoke.

So as i said my dreams are alot vivid this days.. i think banana's help alot ;D
so i remember i was in my restaurant where i work... again .. then i went out of kitchen and went to bar.. and i Lucid Dream there , i saw 2 Hot girls eating ot drinking and talking..
then i started touching both they're breasts lol , then i said in german get naked for me?
she said i did before ... lol
then i woke up ....
it was very short LD...
like 15 secs max.

so what i remember more is... i was in cyprus and somewhere else also.. and i was running swimming too i dont know what the f..
but one moment i had to ride with 2 friends with bicycle somewhere "On other World"
i was riding fast with bicycle and also with 1 Road in the air... almost fail ..
then i went to the right it was like valley ...... there were like 10 feets people flying and trying to catch us , we also could fly and run away
then my friend found 1 girl doing gymnastic.. she was almost naked and he went there he raped her in 2 secs finished lol.

what imore remember is i was swimming but that wasnt much vivid .


thanks for reading

1. Playing D&D, which transitions from a traditional fantasy universe to a Western, and then into a LARP Western. I walk into a bar, where I meet a girl named Alice Smith, who's crying over some form that requires the sheriff's signature. I take up her case, and as I converse with her I read through a book of frontier law (failed RC). I eventually go get the sheriff's signature, but as I'm coming back to give her the form, I see a wanted poster for Alice as a Canadian spy. Disgusted, I leave, and meet up with the rest of my party in a nearby arcade. I notice a bunch of college friends at a restaurant table close to the arcade, but I don't go to meet them.

2. I come across two very attractive women on the porch swing at the front of my old house. They are disdainful of me, but after a bit James Bond falls from the roof onto the porch in front of them, completely naked. They start cooing over his manliness, and this is so ridiculous I sort of wake up. I almost manage a semi-lucidity and insert myself into James Bond's body, but this is more of vivid daydream level of reality instead of true lucid sensation. I can't honestly count it as lucid, especially with poor recall as to subsequent events.

I was with a female companion. She was wearing very tight underwear and I could see the undulation underneath it. I kissed it.

She asked me to carry her, so I picked her up upside-down. It was reasonable in my dream. Her leg were apart and it was
right there in my face. I held my head up and looked away so someone wouldn't think I was happy about what was unfolding.

Once I was clear of danger, I kissed her again. I felt the warmth and the wetness.

I had other dreams and I worked to remember them, but I eventually forgot them.

I am talking to my daughter about lucid dreaming, not sure where we were but we are at a table drinking, there are lots of people around us and it is very noisy. A woman came across to us ((think she was in charge of the place)) and she asked me about lucid dreams and asked if i could help anyone there to do it, i am a little taken back ((but didn't become lucid)) but said "hell yeah why not"..i stand on a table and everyone looks at me, i turn around and begin speaking to a couple on the table and one of them say they can already do it but they dont realise how much yet ((???)) dream skip.... I have a book in my hand and i'm asking somebody a question, a door opened and a young lad stood there and was looking at me, i seemed to recognise Him but at the same time i didn't ((as if the image kept changing)) There is a bright light and then i go into my next dream

I was in a house, my hubby was on a bed with another woman, I watch as they touched each other and moan, i feel physically sick ((dream skip)) I go upstairs in a house, my hubby was in bed asleep, ((i thought "yeah you go ahead and sleep now you'v had your fun!!")) i go to check on my girls, my 2 little ones have gone downstairs and were hiding, i catch them playing some kind of cryptic game in the bathroom ((yet i have no bathroom downstairs lol)) i say "you could get killed here, don't you realise how dangerous this is" I feel very concerned for their safety. I grab them and carry them upstairs, they are crying hysterically. ((dream skip)) I am in bed with my hubby, i try to get close to him but he moves away from me and gets up. ((dream skip)) I am alone in another room and a different bed, i can see my hubby walking about then i wake up.

I had another lucid dream this morning. I don't remember what signaled it, I wish I would have wrote this dream down or thought about it more. But anyways, I remember realizing I was dreaming after seeing one certain thing, I shouted, "Oh shit! I'm dreaming!" Prior to realizing this, I had been sitting out in the garage with my mom, dad, and my neighbors Jackie and lee. Jackie lifted her shirt up and took her bra off, revealing her tits, then put her shirt back down. I did a tit flashing motion to her and she flashed me again.

I'm not sure what happened next, but I think I was going to class or something. When I was trying to find my class, I realized I was dreaming. OH! shit! I just remembered what made me realize I was dreaming. I looked at the time on the computer at school and it said 8:41. I turned around and looked at the clock behind me and it said 8:49. I looked back at the computer and it said 8:43! I knew time couldn't pass that fast, and I had read about clocks never being the same when you look at them twice in dreams, so the second it happened I knew for sure. I ran outside in excitement. My dream started to fade a little, so I rubbed my hands together and it brightened. I walked around trying to think of something to do. I rubbed my feet on the street like old times and was happy to see I could still feel all the little bumps.

I thought about fighting in a gladiator battle, because it's one of this years lucid dream challenges on the lucid dream forum. I wasn't quite sure how I was going to get there, I never could find a detailed tutorial on how to teleport. I thought that maybe it would work if I thought about being in a gladiator battle while slowly spinning in a circle... unfortunately I decided that I might lose the dream by doing that and decide to play it safe and not try. So then I'm trying to think of what to do now... That's when I see my neighbor jackie again, in her braless shirt. I decide that I guess I'm gonna fuck her because she's right here and super hot. I walk up to her and we start making out. While making out my face is really close to hers, and the majority of what I can see is her face. I notice my peripherals all turn into a light brownish color. FUCK! I think, I'm losing my fucking dream anyways! I start rubbing my hands together behind her back. My surroundings slowly start to come back, but then fade off again. I can still see her though, but it's from a very up close view. I reach down and start fingering her again, thinking that maybe the feeling of her vag will stabilize my dream. It doesn't, and I wake up. Her vagina felt really real though, it's weird how I could feel something I couldn't see and it feels like what it would really feel like.

Today I was up for about 20 minutes helping my parents with shit before I went back to sleep. I was trying to direct my dreams while falling asleep but it was unsuccessful. I started dreaming about being in some weird house and having to escape a T-Rex. I had to run through all of these rooms and then outside to my truck, and from there make my getaway. I got away and ended up waking up sometime soon after. I went back to sleep pretty quickly and told myself I was going to enter my dream.

I did, VERY quickly. It was pretty much like, close my eyes, and several seconds later, bam I was back in dreamland. It happened so quick that I could remember my previous thoughts of knowing I was going back into a dream. I started to feel my grip on that realization start to slip, so I shouted, "No! I'm definitely dreaming!" Everything looked kind of wavy, I was in an urban community, but there were no people. My dream started to fade, and at one point went dark. I rubbed my hands together and it brought me back! I ran and leaped a superhuman distance up to a front door. I went inside to find some vagina, I started remembering that I need to look for the person I wanted to fuck. For some reason Thai was the only person that could come to my mind, so I started searching for her. In the process I blacked out a few times, and every time was able to stabilize my dream back out by rubbing my hands together.

I looked around the house and didn't find her, then there was a knock at the door. I went and answered it and it was Ashley (a not very attractive girl) lol. She said, in these exact words, "Hurry up and fuck me." Her tits were way bigger than usual, so I said fuck it, let's go. She sat down on the couch and I took off her pants. I blacked out right after seeing her vag, so I put my face down where I thought it should be in the darkness and I found it. I began licking it, and the touching sensation, similar to rubbing my hands together, brought me back. Unfortunately the dream kept fading even after coming back, I finally ended up sticking my fingers in, it felt like a real vagina. It brought me back, but then shit went retarded. She turned into some type of blow up doll thing, she was not a blowup doll, but rather something made from weird materials that had a hole that felt like a vagina inside. I was like god damnit what the fuck, so I said fuck it and stuck my dick in it in the hopes it would feel good. It didn't and in my disappointment I woke up.

Or so I thought. I woke up in the same house I was just in and was sitting on the couch with Chris and some other kid I had never seen before. I started telling the kid about lucid dreaming and the dream I just had. He was really interested and asking all kinds of questions about it. Then everything went black again. I realized I must have been dreaming just then, and then noticed I could feel my eyelids. You know how when you close your eyes you can feel that you have your eyes closed? It felt like that so I decided to open them. My eyes actually opened when I did that, and I was in bed, sort of pissed that I had just woken myself up.

I was in an RV and saw a tidal wave heading right for me. I quickly realized I was dreaming because tidal waves are a huge dream sign for me for some reason. I decided to get the hell out of there because dream or not being pummeled by a tidal wave sucks. I was then in a city somewhere in Mexico. I was walking and looking around and everything was getting fuzzy and starting to go out of focus. Then I noticed the street. I could feel its rough and rigid texture through my shoes. It felt so real that I began dragging my feet along the road and was astonished by the extent to which I could feel all these little bumps and ridges. When I looked back up the dream was one of the most vivid I've ever had, things looked very real. So stoked about my lucidity I began wandering the town.

I entered a house and remembered that people some times practiced things in their dreams. I had a test coming up, so I decided I'd try and study. I began searching for a textbook for about 10 seconds and then thought to myself, wait, study in my dream, this is stupid lol. So then I left the house back to the streets, and this is where things get really weird. I decide I want to have sex because I can't think of anything better to do at the time and there's already plenty of women walking around so I wouldn't have to do much work. I approach one, who happens to be the hot girl from sex in the city (talk about schema interaction, looking for sex while in the city = girl from sex in the city haha) and tell her we're going to have sex and I start to think of where we're going to do this. I then see this chair that looks sort of like a chair at the dentist crossed with a massage table and I walk her backwards onto it. I climb on top of her chair and she turns into an open magazine with a picture of her in it. WTF?! I shout. I go get another girl and she turns into a magazine before we even get to the chair. Finally I find some woman who is going to perform oral sex for me, as we are walking she begins to rapidly age until she looks like some broken down old crack whore, and that's when I just give up and wake up shortly after.

I was in school at first. It was Mrs. Roberts class. I kept thinking about the fact that I may have not gone to all of my classes the previous day. I think I might've dreamed for two days on this campus, not two whole days, just two (dream) separate days. On the first day I walked in and looked for a seat. There was an open one right between these two cute girls. I sat down there. The desks were grouped into tables like back in grade school. The girl to my left was especially attractive and I talked with her about random things. I helped her out with something, I think it was math or school related, the class was statistics. Towards the end of the class, she was up doing something and I walked by her and patted her on the shoulder. I can't remember her specific reaction, I think she might have grabbed my hand and tossed it or something, I just remember it was fiery and flirtatious and made me laugh. Eventually the class was over. I remember all the kids at my group of desks surrounding me, asking me for something or waiting to see something of mine. I can't quite remember exactly. Eventually they left and I found myself on the ground picking up my old action figures off of the ground. I remember picking up C3PO, Goku, the Giant (wrestler), and another wrestling figure. After I picked them up, I'm not sure what I did with them, but I left the class.

I started looking for my other class and couldn't find it so I tried looking in my bag for a class schedule. I realized I didn't have a bag and concluded I must have forgotten it back in my last class. I couldn't remember how to get there and decided to say fuck it. I started walking campus and it began to look more like a mall than a campus. That’s when it came. A gigantic basilisk. It was attacking people, people were running in terror. It was at least 100 feet long. It approached me and asked, “Do you want to fight me?” I responded, “No, I want to help you.” “Then help me break that glass”” he said as he pointed to the Footlocker store inside the mall. The mall was made up of several buildings that all had stores inside of them. I opened the door to one of these buildings and he slithered inside. He wasn’t a typical basilisk he had an upper body similar to a humans in structure, but lizard like in appearance, with a snake-like body. I walked over to the Footlocker and instead of breaking the glass, I opened the door. The people ran out and the snake-dude slithered in. I shut the door, leaving him trapped inside. I was worried he’d still be able to get out, and he did. I then coerced him outside of the building and made a break for it back inside. He began to follow me so I ran into the back right corner of the building where there was a door which led to a hotel room. I spent a little time in here. I called my mother to tell her what was going on, she told me it was all just a dream (talk about irony).

While in the room I felt the urge to masturbate for some reason. The door to the hotel room had become more of a hallway and I was trying to find an angle at which I could masturbate without people seeing me. Eventually I saw the snake-man again and I shut the door and while I was trying to lock it, I felt the handle move down and the basilisk began to open the door. I quickly ran out the back door of the hotel room and started sprinting through the desert landscape, running alongside the length of the building. I finally made it back around to the front of it. There were still tons of people at the mall and I was confused as to why no one was evacuating or even panicking. As I was walking somehow it occurred to me: I was dreaming. I started to embrace my position of power in the dream world. I felt supercharged and ready for action. I grabbed a random person in the crowd and it turned out to be Brittany. I asked her, how do I kill the basilisk? She laughed and said you just have to try. Then, unfortunately, impulse took over and I grabbed her by the arm and we started walking toward a bench to fuck. I decided I could do it sitting down with her on top, and that way I wouldn’t focus too much on her and destroy my dream. I took my pants off, sat down, and started to remove hers. Wake fucking up. I’m not sure why, my dream didn’t collapse. I just woke up. I suppose maybe something in my house woke me up…. I really don’t know for sure though. Shoulda just fought the snake lol.

This one is hard for me to trace back. I remember going into a cafeteria at my old school desert mountain. I went to the cafeteria, they needed to see my ASU ID for my to eat there. I had some cash on me and was going to buy a two dollar breakfast. The guy asking for my card said he'd give me two bucks if I didn;t have it. Austin was there I believe. I had my breakfast, there was a girl working there who mentioned she could get morphine. I inquired about what else she could get, she said adderall. I told her I wanted some she said she would help me get some after work. I waited around then she started saying something about borrowing money from the cafeteria register to loan to her dealer and that he would pay it back. I thought this was a terrible idea. I ended up meeting her dealer at the school, I didn't like him. I remember grabbing his head all dexter status and yelling in his face that he was a terrible person and he manipulates people and that I would take care of him. He grabbed my head and forced me to the ground, his thumbs were suppose to be gouging my eyes, but they weren't quite doing that.

I don't know what happened next but I remember kids in the cafeteria, camping out, sleeping on the ground, some of them were doing sexual things. I pointed to these stairs that ran to the roof, we could hear weird noises outside. Some kids went up those stairs to investigate. I don't know when I realized I was dreaming, but I remember walking up those same stairs to see where they went. While walking up I had one hand on the rail, another on the wall, I felt like I was barefoot. I could feel several different textures simultaneously. I remember just stopping for a second to feel everything because it was so amazing that I could feel so many textures at once in my dream.

I went outside to find a bunch of 1940s soldiers fighting a war. I started running down the street, trying to get myself up to incredible speeds. I'd come to signs that I tried jumping like hurdles. I was hesitant about it, and this hesitance caused me to bounce off these signs, even though I cleared them with some really high jumps.

I don't remember what happened next, the next thing I remember is being in a house. I remember my dream going black a couple times and then coming back so maybe this is what happened. I decided I wanted to practice flying, so I find some soft carpet to make me feel comfortable practicing over. I jump and lay my body horizontally to try to get it to hover. At first I'm actually having some success. I get a little bored and decide to explore this huge house. I shout asking if anyone is home. Eventually I came to a room and inside were two children, a little boy and a little girl. To the right of them is this oldish looking woman. She looked old in the face region, although it was changing, but she had a nice body. I remember something really creepy happening with the children, but I have no idea what it was, I feel like they did or said something demonic.

Also while exploring the house, I noticed that in every room there was a television that was on. In the larger office like room that I practiced in, there was a computer that was on playing music. I remember trying to get on youtube on it to see if I could get it to play any song that I wanted, but I couldn't get it to access the internet. Back to the room with children though, I decided to have sex with the woman, and the kids were gone. Her face was doing weird things so I put it under the mattress or the sheet or something while we had sex. I actually acheived having sex without collapsing my dream, but to my dissappointment it felt even worse than real sex. Probably because in a dream it's even more psychological and I wasn't that into it. I could feel it somewhat, but like every feeling in a dream, it was dull.

When I finished having sex with her, I pulled my dick out and it was bright red, I assumed it was covered in blood. I thought weird, she must be a virgin. When she took her head out from under whatever, she was now young and kind of cute. She was pissed that I had put her head under something. We went out into the kitchen and she told me that she was leaving me. She said she couldn't waste another 15 years of her life with me. I decided fuck this bitch, and was going to go back to trying to fly. I found the same room, it was weird the rooms didn't seem to change. I began practicing, but this time had no success. I tried to imagine a force pushing me up, but it was no use.

I walked out of my room and there was an old man standing with his back to me. I pushed him because I thought my wife was cheating on me with him (jealousy is an instinctual impulse apparently, only inhibited by logic, which I didn't have) . He turned around and looked like a 60-70 year old version of my dad's friend Bernie. He wasn't there to get with my wife. He said to me, "In the year 2011, America turns down making billions by killing billions and instead loses billions." My wife was sitting on the couch and said she doesn't know if that's true, you can never trust those East Hollywood Types. I felt like my dream was giving me a glimpse of the future, I looked at my wife, she didn't seem angry anymore. She was pretty. She had dark hair, and a tattoo on her right shoulder that went down to just above her forearm. It was all black, no color. I had been thinking during my whole dream, holy shit this dream has lasted forever, and it made me worry a little bit. Right after looking at my wife though, it came to an end. There's so many things I left out because I couldn't remember, this dream was truly something else.

Ok so i was in bed and i fell asleep..I woke up again ((FA)) in bed, I was lying on my front and i could feel my hubby touching me, it was very intence, i could feel a slight vibration in my head. I realised i was having a dream and just went with the flow ((he he )) I wasn't fully lucid but aware of what was happening. ((wasn't going to stop this dream to fly, was having too much fun!! )) Anyway i woke up again, this time in real life. I didn't move atall and could hear a loud "swooshing" noise, i realised i was about to go deep into SP but as it reached a peak it began to wear off ((damn it)) I got up had a drink and the loo then nodded off again.

I had a strange dream, i was in a dull room somewhere and there were other peeps in there, i was looking around and saw this elderly lady sitting on a chair, she had some kind of small growth on the top of her left thigh, she looked like a tramp. Anyway i had another look around and my concentration went back onto this old lady, but this time when i looked the growth on her thigh was now HUGE!!! I thought to myself "what the hell" and i was questioning how it had suddenly changed ((perfect time to go lucid but i missed that one)) don't remember much after that.

Seems in the last week or so i am having faulse awakenings and questioning things more, i also have the feeling of being more aware that usual, hope it wont be long before i get more lucids coming ((wheyyyy))

May 9, 2011
Lucid Dream 229: Pleasure Dealer
Series: Sexcapades, Episode 8
DILD



It was spring break. Me and a bunch of my friends were in some random city. The celebration going on in the streets and bars reminded me of Mardi Gras. It was even more over the top though. There were people having sex in the streets and in the bars, drugs were absolutely everywhere and there were no police to be found. It was crazy. I was with my friends Chris R, Cliff, Diddy, and Mike. I was smoking a blunt with two attractive females and things got interesting. I began making out with them both and one of them stopped and said, "I can't, I have a boyfriend," or something along those lines. She left and the other asked me if we could find a room somewhere. I told her that I was not paying for a room and I would just bang her right here in the bar. I bent her over the bar as I finished smoking the blunt. There was another female beside us who just sat there and watched. I thought it was a bit strange, but I kept f***ing anyway. Finally, this female walked over to us and whispered in my ear, "I'd like to give that a try." It turns out she was a porn star. The first girl left and I started railing the porn star. After a bit, she pulled away from me and started getting dressed. She told me that she didn't approve and she was done. She walked away and I put my pants back on.

I walked back outside and saw Chris R standing across the street. He told me to follow him and we entered a large building. It was some sort of club and Chris told me he owned it. I thought, "What? Chris doesn't own a club. What is going on here?" I started to suspect that I may be dreaming. Chris then looks at me and says, "Since this is a dream, I own the motha f***er!" I performed a quick nose pinch RC to confirm.

Chris was now sitting on the nearby couch with about five females on each side of him. He told me to take my pick. I told three of them to follow me. We walked up the nearby stairs and into a different section of the club. I put my hand on top of one of the girls' head. On cue, she crouched down and unzipped my pants. I messed around with these three for a while and returned to the top of the stairs. I yelled down at Chris, "Send a couple more up!" I then imagined a specific person and tried expecting her to be one of the two. It didn't work. Two other females came up and I sent them to "play" with the other girls. I the told Chris to specifically send up the girl I was wanting. I saw AB walking up the stairs and she looked gorgeous. I took her into the room where the other five girls were all playing naked twister. I began kissing AB and laid her on a bed in the corner of the room. I began f***ing her and after a bit, Diddy and Mike came into the room. Diddy said, "Quit wasting lucidity in here and lets go do some cool shit!" I agreed and left the room.

We were now outside and standing in the street. There was a river running beside the street as well. The scene had completely changed and we were in a more rural setting. I noticed there was a row of gigantic billiards (pool) tables. There was also a lattice fence running along the sides of the pool tables. Decorative plants were hanging from the lattice. We jumped up on the pool table and began running along the row of them. There must have been 1,000 tables lined up end to end. We finally came to the end of the row and jumped down off the tables. We were now in a fancy art shop. There were vases, expensive looking paintings, etc. I told Diddy that we should do some Assassin's Creed stuff. I began running up the wall and grabbing ledges that were conveniently placed around the shop. I ran up one wall and grabbed a glass shelf. The shelf came loose and I dropped back down to the ground with the shelf in my hand. The vases that were sitting on the shelf were still suspended in the air as if the shelf was still there. It was an interesting site. I slammed the glass shelf and shattered it on the ground. The vases then fell and shattered as well. I then had a false awakening.

I awoke and looked around me. I saw a river running to my left and realized I was sleeping on a pool table. Somehow, I didn't instantly catch that I was still dreaming. Mike and Diddy were standing there as well. I noticed that I was holding a toy boat in my hand. I looked at it for a moment and then looked around me again. I saw an actual boat going down the river and it looked exactly like my toy boat. It instantly kicked in and I realized I was still dreaming.

I flew out to the boat and landed in the water. I began jumping out of the water like a dolphin and followed the boat. After a bit, I flew up onto the boat and entered the door into the boat's interior. I was in a large room that absolutely could not have actually been inside this small boat. I notice my friend Hammer and Christoff were in the room. I told them both we were dreaming, but they didn't believe me. I then began performing super jumps in the room and said, "I couldn't do this if we were dreaming." They agreed and I noticed someone else had entered the room. It was a guy wearing only a shirt and nothing else. He was making strange noises and I noticed his ass was made of human hands. Or rather, it looked as if someone had fused hands into his ass. They were underneath a thin layer of skin and were moving around in a strange manner. It was an odd site and the guy started telling jokes. I can't remember what the jokes were, but they were extremely funny. I awoke while listening to the jokes and wondering what they hell happened to his ass.

Series Details
Class is thrown out the window in the dream series, "Sexcapades." Not unlike your favorite porn video, I unleash my inner "Ron Jeremy" and give those DCs what they are looking for ! Stay tuned for more entries to the series!



May 9, 2011
Lucid Dream 230: School House Rampage
Series: Friends, Episode 12
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I was in high school with my friend Mike B, Cliff, and my brother. We were skipping class and were hanging out in a large storage closet. They were playing against each other on Nintendo DS'. I was looking through old lost and found boxes to see if I could find anything cool. I found a box full of old NES and SNES games. I was excited and started going through the games to see if there was anything rare in there. I ended up finding some awesome games when a teacher busted into the storage room and started yelling at us. The teacher was actually Oprah Winfrey. She stopped fussing and said, "What is it that you guys are playing anyway?" The informed her that they were playing Mario Kart and I could tell she was interested. I talked her into skipping class as well and playing some Mario Kart with us. She finally stayed and pulled out her own DS and began playing. I went back to searching for old video games in the lost and found boxes. I noticed that the SNES games I had picked out kept changing. I was sad for a moment when I realized that I was dreaming and these games were not actually going to go into my collection. I then performed a nose pinch to confirm.

I turned to Mike, Cliff, my brother, Oprah, and a random male DC who was now there. I said, "We are lucid. Cut that shit off and lets go do something." I shoulder rammed the store room door and busted it open. Everyone went their separate ways except for the random DC guy. He told me he didn't know what lucidity was and he was just going to follow me. I told him a few quick things about lucid dreams and started showing him some cool stuff. I phased through the corner of the wall and came out the other side. He tried, but got stuck and I had to pull him out. I told him to take a running start, but he slammed into the wall and fell backwards again. I then said we would try something easier, like a door. We both took off running and dove headfirst into a classroom door. We slammed up against it and crumpled at its mercy. The door flew open, but we definitely didn't quietly pass through it like we had hoped. The classroom was full and all the students were staring at us.

The teacher at the front of the class didn't even seem to notice us. I jumped up on one of the students' desk and began jumping from desk to desk without touching the floor. I was sort of making a game of it. Once I started this line of thought, students began pushing me and throwing objects in my path. I dodged most objects and managed to stay on top of the desks with a few close calls. I noticed the students were in the middle of taking a test, but instead of paper, they were all writing on CDs with sharpies. I noticed an attractive girl in one of the desks. Somehow I knew her name was Zilo. I walked up to her, kissed her and told the entire class to "watch this." I then took off running and dove headfirst through the window of the classroom. I passed through the window like a ghost and the random DC guy followed my lead. We were now in a different room.

There was a mirror in this room and I told the DC you could pass through these as well. I placed my hand on the mirror and started to push. My hand sunk into the mirror and I stepped through it with the rest of my body. The DC followed and we had arrived in a different room with more mirrors. These were high off the ground, so I floated up to one and passed through it like it was vapor. A teacher had followed us through this mirror and was searching for the DC who was with me. She was looking to get him in trouble, so we ran. We met up with Cliff and ran to the front of the school.

We were exiting the front of the building and I thought we had managed to escape. The DC with us jogged out in the front lawn and was immediately surrounded by policeman. He was then gunned down from about 20 different angles. The front was now full of people and policeman. There were benches and picnic shelters set up around the area. I shouted, "You all have f***ed up now! I shall kill all who fired a shot." I grabbed a butter knife that was laying on one of the tables and began running around the lawn slitting throats. Some of them didn't cut well and I had to sort of saw their throats. After I had sliced a bunch of DCs, I turned around and looked at what I had done.

Most of them were not dead yet and were struggling for air. There were family members panicking and trying to help out the victims. I heard random words of comfort like, "It will be ok," "Just hold on, I'll get an ambulance," "I will always love you," etc. Cliff walked up to me and gave me a speech. It was something about doing terrible things and there was no way out of it now. He suggested that we both jump off the Cliff together and end all of the pain now. I knew jumping off would end the dream, so I was hesitant. I took another look around and the scene was absolutely tragic. It was full of suffering and I genuinely felt bad for what I had done. I agreed and me and Cliff walked to the edge of a cliff (lol). We both jumped off this massive cliff side and I felt free as I fell to the depths below. It was a nice feeling. We slammed hard into the ground, knowing it was going to wake me up, so I prepared to DEILD.

Series Details
In the dream series, "Friends," I join the DC counterparts of my waking life friends and tackle the dream world. You never know what we will be up to next, but I guarantee it will be one hell of a time. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!



May 9, 2011
Lucid Dream 231: Canine Talents
Series: Land of Dreams, Episode 13
DEILD



I felt myself wake up and transitioned smoothly back into the dream state. I was in my room, so I got up and voe head first out of my window. I started performing super long jumps across the landscape. After several of these, I took flight. I flew around for and decided to examine a house below. I landed in the hard and walked up to the window of the house. It was dark inside, so I pecked on the window to see what would happen. I heard a growl to me left and quickly looked over. There was a dog snarling its teeth at me. A bit amused, I decided to run and let it chase me. I took off running and the dog followed. I could hear it barking viciously as it chased me through the neighborhood.

I was just about to get bored with it when the dog split into three separate dogs. I began performing parkour-like tricks avoiding the three beasts. After a bit, I turned and put my hand up in the "stop" position. All three dogs stopped running and sat down in front of me. They now looked friendly, so I whistled and held out my hand. I began petting the dogs as I sat down in a nearby lounge chair. I watched as one of the dogs began molding the other one into something. It was reall strange watching a dog walk around on two legs and mold another dog into a gun. I picked up the gun and noticed it was musket pistol. It only had a single shot, so I fired it at the third dog. It was a clean hit and the dog yelped and toppled over. On cue, the original dog walked over and began molding this dog as well. He molded it into a pair of binoculars. I picked them up and looked through them. The viewing range on this set of binoculars was amazing. I looked out at a mountain in the distance and could see animals frolicking in the woods. I observed the environment through these binoculars for a bit, but unfortunately woke up during the process.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? These are the dreams that fit into no particular category. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!