Recent DJ Posts

Charge = volume (FA)

*false awakening* The volume of my alarm is proportional to the charge level (it's pretty loud because it's well charged).

Poem choice (fragment)

A girl (in a grey turtleneck sweater with striped stitching) has the choice between two poems to recite. *forgot what happened*

Don't make Pig-head angry...

In an elevator, there's a man with a pig head. Loud and annoying teenagers enter, they throw their friend into the crowd. One makes fun of Pig-head. Big mistake... Filled with anger, he punches him against the wall, which makes his head explose. All his friends want to fight Pig-head, but he exploses all their heads with his powerfull punches. There's blood everywhere. Innocents are in shock. Pig-head moves the body of the first headless body, to be less shocking to the other people.

Must tip for the hikes

I'm a controversial Instagram influencer because I didn’t tip the food delivery guy. So I make a video to calculate the distance he had to cover and how much I should give them each time (they're on foot). So I should tip for : their walk to the building entrance + 2km of stairs (I'm at the top of the apartment).

Late to who-knows-where

I’m another guy, I get down from an elevator, a sign says cafeteria, but I have to go somewhere. I run, there's a class of children, then I find myself in the crowd, climbing up the escalator, there are lots of teenagers (they're probably heading to school/university).

Moldy wasabi

At my parents' house, in my room, a nephew asks me if I have an object that can cut hair and spread mustard on his dish at the same time. I offer him wasabi from my closet, but it's moldy (orange dots at the bottom). I say : "No chance. You'll die if you eat that."

Goofy australian interviews

A guy does street interviews in Australia, saying gibberish and being goofy with a strong Australian accent. He blocks the path of a man, annoyed, who shakes the goofy guy's hand so that he lets him pass while being polite.

Watching Gumball and football

At my parents' house, I'm watching TV, there's an episode of Gumball : an adventure of Gumball and Darwin in the jungle, carried away by the waterfall, they encounter a T. Rex and shout out of fear. I'm zapping channels, there's a cartoon on channel 18, soccer on several channels, I watch a soccer match : one player had a brilliant idea : he lets the ball go out near the goal, while the goalkeeper catches a second ball. They do the touch at the same time, and the player scores with the official ball (he nearly missed).

That poopoo spray guy

I'm with Craygar, he does his 626 effect saying "Poopoo spray", I do it too but not as easily, he does the 626 + throat bass at the same time.

Island choices, T. rex chases

I'm on an island with a guy. We have two scripted choices available each time, said by the narrator. There's a T. rex, so we run towards the beach, but the dinosaur followed us. The guy makes the choice to stay and face him, I choose to escape (the narrator is disappointed). Passing through the jungle, the dino is chasing me. I arrive at a large playground, the floor is sand. I choose to escape again. Angry, the T. rex shouts and chases me, when suddenly a volcano erupts. While the T. rex is distracted, I hide behind a wooden wall.

Got a short lucid after multiple WBTBs

Slapped for looking

A guy is talking with a girl I knew in high school, but is distracted by her sister behind her. Then they're in a dining room, she slaps him for checking out her sister. He should be listening instead of looking...

Cashier-driver, I didn't pay !

I'm in a grocery store, I want to pay (~42€ worth of groceries) but I don’t remember my credit card's number. The cashier thinks that I paid, so he hops on his bus (he's also a bus driver). I get on his bus to go home but at my stop, I realize that I still have to pay. I'm calculating what's the fastest option to go to the store : stay in the bus, or get out and take my parents' car ?

Castle kidnapping, luck and Globultis

I'm in anime style, I work in a castle, a girl from high school is a cashier here, she tells me to go take out the trash. I go, but next to the trash bins, there are two xenomorph-like creatures made of melting threads, or flexible rods, with psychedelic colors (similar the Wilsons in Gumball) : they tell me their name : the Globultis. They start kidnapping me. They're born from garbage, which disgusts me. So I literally change their origin in real time (even though I'm not even lucid). Then the high school girl is on her break, she’s looking for me. Going down the stairs, she finds me, being abducted by the Globultis in front of a cinema entrance. They carry me further, entering a door. She follows us, and she has the power of probability manipulation : she easily defeats those monsters with her powers, and even picks up her handbag without moving : the lamp above it falls, hanging from a wire, hangs the bag and brings it into her arms.

Get Lucky, duo cover

In a bedroom with two guys, with one of them we perfectly cover "Get Lucky" by Bigman, the other guy is acting as our beatbox judge.

Get Lucky, roller coaster (LD)

I'm in an amusement park simulation game. I'm jumping down the rails of a giant vertical blue roller coaster, with Bigman’s "Get Lucky" playing in my mind, remixed with a throat bass melody from the same cover. I'm controlling the music but not my movements.

Looks like I'm staying home all week.

Crossover

I was in the wheel of time again. I was at the battle of caihrien. But there was an army of M3GAN dolls fighting. ( I saw the movie the previous night.). They were doing the animal crawl/run down the Hill Towards the Aiel. I wish I remembered more.

Next Jamie dreams I couldn't tell if it was her in the dreams.

Jamie

We were on a strange tiny mountain. Jamie was doing something sexually provocative. I can't even describe it. It only made sense if you were there dreaming it. I think her intent was to show off.

Jamie 2

I was in a house. Jamie was there but I didn't recognise her. She was grabbing me and wanting to spend time together in that way. I was indecisive because I didn't know it was her. For a moment I almost decided but then my memory fades.

I'm glad she's consistent.

I’m driving in a parking lot - or, really, a series of interconnected ones. They seem to belong to a college and possibly other educational institutions as well, as I have to wait at times for crossing guards to allow students to pass. It seems to be early morning, and still dark out. I arrived earlier than I had to, which seems to be related somehow to why I came all the way out to this lot instead of closer.

I park the car, and as I start walking across the lot, I encounter a rat. Since this is one of my dreams, this results in a conversation. I’m familiar with this particular rat but cannot recall his name, so I ask him what it is. He tells me he’s DJ Rat, which is another very good candidate for the second least creative name for a dream character I’ve ever recorded.

DJ Rat has a large wad of colorful bills that could be Euros, and he wants to give them to me for some reason. I’m reluctant to accept, but he keeps insisting, and I start to think that maybe just taking it is the right thing to do. What use would a rat have for money, anyway? And there’s nothing stopping me from using some of it to buy him something.

Later in the dream, I’m inside one of the campus buildings (probably that’s what it is). I’m with a man and woman at a desk where the man is picking up old artwork of his. He intends to just get rid of it, but I say I’ll take it. I look over what seem to be several very large calendar pages, and another large painting with an interesting vibe to it. Not quite nightmarish, but maybe kind of a fever dream quality. It shows a mostly barren landscape at night with a very large canine, possibly a coyote, holding the moon like a tennis ball in its disproportionately elongated jaws. The moon has a round pink sticker on it stating “50% off”.

1.7.25

Motorcycle parade

I'm driving a car with my brother and other people, there's a motorcycle parade coming from the other side of the road, I take a shortcut on the right to avoid a traffic jam with them.

Split tongue surprise

I'm in a grocery store's warehouse, I have a split tongue, I reveal it to every employee one by one by making them believe I just had an accident and I bit my tongue. I stick it out and every time they're shocked. I'm just having fun watching their reactions.

Romantic cardboard

A man finds his wife outside. He says to her : "It’s me who *forgot what he said*", while bringing her closer to him using teared cardboard pieces.

Same shirt

I'm in a grocery store, a postman has the same t-shirt as mine (which I don't have on me), I tell him that I'll wear it tomorrow, we laught about it.

Equations game

I'm in my room, at my parents' house, with two niblings. I show my niece the answer to an equation, from a series of equations on my notebook (she has the same) : it's the hardest equation, with the only unknown x.

Salty mug drink

In my parent's house's kitchen, I'm preparing a delicious salty drink in a mug : probably pizza soup, with tomato pieces and other ingredients. But there's no more milk bread to dip it in (the sugar of the bread perfectly contrasts the saltiness of the drink).

Balcony prank gone wrong

At my sister's appartment, a guy tells his friend to do just like him : they cling to the balcony railing, but the first friend begins to lift the other. By reflex and fear of dying, the guy punches him with his forearm, killing him. Later, questioned by the police, he explains everything.

Old car, whale-woman & hill-whale

I'm struggling to park the old small car of my sister in front of my parents' house. Then in the house, my two lower teeth hurt a lot. I should go to the dentist. I’m looking on Google Maps.

Then I'm scuba diving under the ocean, when a whale-woman arrives (she's like a giant mermaid). She's swallowed a large animal. Whith digestion, it emmited so much CO₂ that her belly is bubbling. With her round mouth full of small sharp teeth around the lips, she burps so hard that it would make me deaf if I didn’t protect my ears.

Then with people, we have to climb a living hill that is also a whale, before it digests us. We do it, I even manage to play with a football, which I almost lost. The mother of a girl makes a victory speech, standing on probably a flat square tomb in a graveyard. We then learn that she died. With my mom and a nephew, we drive the old small car, still parked in front of the house, which now belongs to the girl, who inherited everything from her mother.

Polite drawing decline

Journalists ask a bald guy for something (probably art, maybe a drawing). My brother-in-law understands that this guy inspired me for something. The guy responds to the journalists with a letter. He very politely explains why he no longer sends drawings.

Taking the train (fragment)

I'm in the train station, I take the train to go somewhere.

Guess the anime characters

We're about six friends sitting on wooden chairs in a circle. We play a game : we each choose an anime character, and the goal is to find the characters of each other. I think I was spoiled (memory bubble, one friend drops his bag containing his character : a carrot), so I think it’s Kaonashi (whom I call Shihiro) from Spirited Away. But he shows me his new electro album (probably psytrance, at least psychedelic), I understand that it’s not Shihiro because it has nothing to do with his style. I wasn’t spoiled after all.

Then a friend offers to go eat at the kebab or restaurant : tonight they have one burger bought, one offered. I propose another time (I'm already full). Then one of the friends lost (his character was guessed), so he beatboxes (meow squeak melody). I redo his melody while ridiculously canoeing on the floor. Others follow me in my silliness. But then I say "Hey but I haven’t lost !", so I stop, because it’s the loser's melody.

Forbidden soccer field

I'm in a place I’ve already dreamed of : a soccer field, but the ground is just dirt hills. I’m not allowed to be there. A woman who monitors the place forces me to leave.

Caught partying

I'm in a house with three nephews, we must clean, but they want to play : one nephew grabs me by the calf and drags me down the hallway, making a mess of the carpet. Then next scene : I'm someone else, there's a party in a room of the house. Then outside, the owners of the house confront me, they saw us on camera. I explain everything to them in detail.

The Groot spot (fragment)

There's a character similar to The Spot (in Spider-verse), with the head shape of Groot.

Puppy adoption girls

Two girls have adopted a puppy. They are playing with him on the grass. His dark green tag has no name on it yet.

Jamie

Jamie was floating in the air. A bright light was shining above her and from her towards me.

Seems to be a previous response to my last entry.

Tv

I was watching TV with someone. It was Dr. who. Wasn't really into it but it was the 10th and 11th doctor.

Not sure why I dreamed that. I stopped watching the show after capaldi left and other show runners took over. From what I've seen on tiktok it sounds like the show is going downhill...

Lucid.

I was with a group of people walking at night time around a creepy neighborhood. I went into a house that I remember living in before on a corner. I forget what happened inside.

I was walking down a main street when I tested gravity and slowly flew in the air. I became lucid. My group started flying with me. I looked in the sky and saw the Milky Way very brightly in the sky. It was spectacular.

I was violently teleported and the dream distorted greatly. I thought it was like megaman when you beat a level you turn into a single light think and go away. I had the visual of that in the dream

False awakening, still dreaming but I had sleep paralysis. There was energy floating around me. I spun the vibrations faster and gave me a dark, dizzying effect. It faded after a while. A woman came to my bed with brown hair tied back. It was either Jamie or Asuka. Couldn't tell. Sometimes they are merged in a dream. She got onto the bed and said, " You lost it didn't you." Like she knew I was trying to use sleep paralysis to enter a dream. I said yes. We sat there and talked but I can't remember what it was about. My memory fades.

Hard mode (fragment)

Something related to an online game, I’m choosing a very hard difficulty.

Object race and washing spot

I'm participating in a race of dozens of different objects that each of us is driving. We arrive in a room with a long tube to clean your race object. Everyone pauses the race to wash his "vehicle".

Evaluation correction

I'm with classmates, we look at the correction of the evaluation we had. I got a lot of good answers for the first part, that I fully memorized. But the second one I struggled with it : acronyms that I don’t know, etc... Then I see the red notification of someone (with a bald man's profile pic) called *something*-bbx, who gives the same answer as the guy who gives it to me IRL, at the same moment. Am I hacked ? I understand it’s an A.I bot from Google. Then there's another word that I don’t know, I ask : "What's a KKNACK?!" (something like that).