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Today's dreams:

A different path

My body was way too hot and I kept tossing and turning. I'm not sure how long and I noticed I lost consciousness once during it without any dreams. A while after I noticed that I was vibrating in that almost dream state. There was some being trying to contact me kind of. I think it was just related to a video I watched earlier in the day. It had be terrified and it said something. Then it stopped. I probably could have got deeper into a dream and should have focused on a dream goal. But instead I wanted to experience it again so I asked for it again and the vibration came back with some sort of alien like communication. Then in a clear male voice it spoke and told me " walk where your father have not walked." then I felt cold air swirling around my legs by a monster and it sort of scared me and I totally forgot about visualizing a dream scene.
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Float

Well I went back to sleep and this time I was on the bed and got the buzzing again. I improved this time by doing an RC by trying to float up and I did but it didn't last much longer. Could have tried to touch stuff to make it last longer or thinking that it would ladt longer.
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Game

I was in a game. I not sure why I dreamt it since I haven't played it in a long time. I was in a game and the character I played could place mines, but it was first person. On the later levels I'd be able to place a mine every 4 second according to the dream. So I walked down the path but also brought along my mouse and keyboard. Then the people there looked at me, wondering why I had brought them.

Hmm I recall having a thought about this game briefly 2 days ago? That may be the source of this dream.
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Y mall/

I was with my friend y, I remember him being rude and forgot a majority of the dream.
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SpongeBob bbq

I think this dream is connected to the previous one. I saw SpongeBob and friends walk out of a building likely from the previous scene and going for a BBQ. I went for the BBQ and met some ppl I knew there. What did I eat? I remember an elderly black man there making his special dish but he used dish soap to as his special touch... Yuck. There was another group doing something similar but with something else like detergent.

I went to the hospital after presumably from food poisoning and I found some ppl I knew there. I saw Hawaii and there was Lucas there. I grabbed the gun and shot Lucas. Then he shot me back. It hit my shoulder but it didn't hurt but my lips were tattered as I held them together with my hands. Looked around for someone to stitch me up.

I found my consciousness shift to the others that I came with. I saw from the eyes of the elderly man we came with and he began singing in a musical like scene.


-I remember thinking about BBQ yesterday. I also remember someone talking about musicals!
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Lil kids class

inside a school area. I was with my friend y and we headed for the highest floor and saw kids in classroom. Learning something there.

-watched a video about how schools in Finland was superior.
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Classroom giel

I was hanging out with a classmate. She was nice. I got lucid but woke.

-I'm pretty sure I met her many times inside the dream

Well, I should really start posting in here again. Got a lot to note today. There's still a good quantity of missing content, possibly even a forgotten LD...

Scrap Group 1
Various repeated scenes of loud activity occurring in and outside the bedroom.

Dream 1 - Phase Underground Bunker Laboratory

Scene 1 - Leader Putting Unrest to Rest
The visuals were slightly blurred. Spectator mode. This occurred in a city center located within an old urban Eastern Europe site, grey skies above. Unrest was ongoing between the majority and a minority population living there . Things were about to go violent, when suddenly, the state's leader, a middle aged man with a thick black moustache, personally intervenes. With an invigorated, strongly worded speech, he manages to not only get matters under control, but wins admiration from both sides.

Unknown transition.

Scene 2 - Ride the Lightning!
The visuals were a bit dim. FA in bed. I was wandering in a shopping district bordering a suburbs (not unlike the local area I live in), vibrant clouds of a dusk sky visible in the horizon. Somehow, I got aware. I immediately launch off at high speeds. As I soared the clouds, I spontaneously projected an electric aura around me (as per Ky Kiske's Ride the Lightning attack from Guilty Gear). I swooped down through a sunlit swamp, then a night-time desert, and various other forgotten sites. Eventually, I land in a far away city, a place similar to Dubai I think. I take only one step, when the scene began fading away. Warp.

Scene 3 - Big, Glowing Red Button
The visuals were a bit dim. FA in bed, the room faintly illuminated by an unknown source. I quickly regain awareness.

Once again, I try to RTL into a different location. But, I was prevented from even going past the far end of the room (which was unusually empty). So, I opted to phase through the floor. It was a bit difficult to do, as if sinking into thick tar. Further attempts at RTL did little to help. But eventually, I plummeted at exhilarating speeds.

I descended for a minute before coming to a sudden (but safe) landing. Now, I found myself in a narrow structure spottily illuminated by distant ceiling lights. All constructions were made of solid steel. Blinking, futuristic devices occupied much of the space and lined a majority of the walls. Reckoned this place must've been some kind of underground bunker/laboratory.

A figure soon appeared. It was Porter from work, seemingly busy hauling stuff and doing other menial things. It was around then that I noticed a big, red, rectangular, glowing red button on one of the devices. Upon glancing at it, Porter warned me not to touch it. So I heeded him for the moment and looked around elsewhere. I looked into various slots and ports on the panels around there, but didn't see anything of worth. Temptation got a hold of me, and I announced I would push the button regardless. I was given one final caution, a reminder that neither of us knew what would happen.

Click.

Suddenly, the walls spread apart. Mist dramatically seeped inside, blocking my vision momentarily before dispersing. Exposed ahead was a transparent hallway. I only observed it for so long, when a vault door slammed shut before me. A small bother. I phased through, then continued down the hallway. Another vault door opened. In view was a chrome rocket the size of a van. In fact, the interior revealed enough room fit three passengers, one in a front seat, two on back. I seated myself in the front. Not long after, the vehicle was sealed. I felt something moving it forward slowly, the clangs and humming of unknown mechanisms reverberating around me.

My viewpoint immediately discorporates to an isometric overhead shot of the launch scene. As it so happened, a giant, mechanical claw was hauling the rocket through an imperceivably long tube, faint blue lights lining the walls in a skewed, grid-like pattern. Then, without warning, the claw flings the vehicle, launching it out of view.

Almost as quickly, I'm back to my own senses. I look around, to find that I've landed somewhere awfully similar to where I started, including the laboratory. Finding no need to investigate this place further, I mount the rocket again. Cue repeat of above. But this time, the rocket's thrown against a grid-lined wall. The crash forces me awake.

Dream 2 - Pranks and Time Dilation Work

The visuals were a bit blurred. I was walking around in a restaurant. This place was oddly both familiar and foreign to me.

After several minutes of doing who-knows-what, I spontaneously begin floating around the site. Cue awareness. There was a kid nearby that for whatever reason annoyed the heck out of me just for being nearby. I caused him to vanish instantly. I then went around to cause mischief. This included my brother Randal (who happened to be there), to whom I zapped with electricity, then warped back in time before he would retaliate. Ditto with some co-workers (also there, aparrently), save that I threw water at them.

Things began fading. I hurry off to an empty space in the restaurant. Thinking of personal tasks, I began to shrink to microscopic size, doing so via inhalation. As I breathed in, I felt myself compressing instantly. I did three sets of such before I stopped. At that size, I hoped, extreme time dilation would take affect.

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a holographic screen appears in front of me. On it was an image of a locale, which soon cycled between several other places. I, for some forgotten reason, settled on an urban location. The outline of the scene slowly forms around me. But, before it could solidify, the dream collapses.

Scrap Group 2
Wandering in a beach during daytime. I enter a wide-spanning industrial zone. Cut. I, for some reason, begin committing a series of heinous crimes and mass fraud, not the least of which includes identity theft and murder. Eventually, I got caught with a swiped credit card, and was swiftly captured. Yet, I felt as if I had my own reasons to get put into the can...

Vaguely recall being in an urban area.

In an urban apartment building. My niece Cecilia was tagging along with me. Later, we encounter a creep in the hallway (who looked an awful lot like a younger Marlon Wayne). The guy was disturbingly forward with his interest towards my niece. I hurried off with Cecilia to our destination suite, but not before threatening the guy with overt violence if he ever shows up near us again. The suite itself was lit only by vague sunlight. There were other people around, but I couldn't see anyone. I then tell Cecilia what she should do if some creep tries to touch her (ie scream for help and run away).

At home. I finish with some chores. Suddenly, a drill sergeant appeared out of nowhere. He barked contempt with my handiwork, and orders me to both re-do it and perform twenty push ups afterwards. He then walked away. Between my completing said chore again, Ryu from Street Fighter inexplicably passed by. I later did the push-ups. I found this to be much easier than normal.

At a mall. Randal was there. We wait in line for a some vending booth. Up ahead, I noticed Stan and Frank from work. Frank annoys a guy in the front of the line without being spotted, and continues to do so for a minute or so.

I am with my dad and stepmom; we are going to visit a family friend who lives on a farm. My father drives us in a large hummer type vehicle to a barbecue which is taking place in the evening hours/at night. There are some scenes involving the driving that I do not recall with much clarity, but the end result is us arriving at this farmhouse with a large Quonset hut out back.

People are talking, eating hamburgers and hot dogs and drinking the like. I then end up getting chased by this large goat like creature. I say goat because that's what it most closely resembled but it was very large and the horns growing out of its head resembled cordyceps fungus. I recall feeding it a block of cheese that I had taken from a party tray trying to get it to leave me alone, but I think it only aggravated the creature further.

A large structure manifested nearby; it was a metal scaffold that resembled a cell phone tower with a wooden plank staircase spiraling up it. I climbed the structure trying to get away from it, though was unsuccessful. The large goat followed me up. It tried several times to bite my hand, and for some unknown reason, I allowed this. Until I realized that the goat's bites where harmless, that it couldn't bite with enough force to hurt my hand, but seemed to enjoy nibbling on it, though I wasn't sure if this was a mechanical limitation of the creature or the goat showing restraint. I stopped being scared of the goat and jumped off the tower. In spite of falling a dozen stories, I landed with no injuries or discomfort. The goat jumped down as well.

I am at work with Laynie and Matt and Sara. The lights are off and so are all of the monitors. Matt and Sara are watching a horror movie on a laptop. I’m not sure if Laynie and I are watching too - I think we’re just sitting there and doing literally nothing. I then hear a set of keys and footsteps outside the door and know it must be the store manager. I quickly try to turn a monitor or two on, but it’s too late. She comes in to the lights off and the one monitor powering up and the others off. We don’t even have to say anything before she makes a comment about not being able to believe that we aren’t doing anything. She then walks out, shutting the door pretty hard behind her. I feel slightly bad and guilty.

I am coming back from a trip with Dad. I am driving and it looks like we’re on or by Geiger Grade, though the area looks less developed and like we’re a little farther away? I comment on how it feels like it took no time getting back. He agrees. I think he drove there. It had just been dusk, but now it seems closer to twilight or darker. We are out of the car and by a small lake or pond nestled between some trees and hills. There is another family enjoying this place too. There is a sense of vacation or seemingly endless summer nights.

I am either going on or planning a road trip. I am seeing a section of a map that looks like the very northwest states. I think I’ll be travelling through a few states, all the way to the coast. There is something about it not taking that long, but when I really look at the states I think about how long it will really take.

I am driving up to what looks like some event outside of a school or something similar when I notice Makayla and Mom walking this way on the sidewalk. My window is down and it seems like a very pleasant day. Makayla is holding an imperial pint glass that looks like it is full of very light Guinness or nitro cold brew. I roll up to her and the first thing I say is “my goodness… my Guinness.” She says it’s actually some flavored iced coffee (hazelnut?). I try a sip and it’s really frothy and not all that bad. I think I already have an iced coffee as well. I realize that I’m in the middle of the road and start moving again. There is one intersecting road to the right where I am going to try to turn around, but I think someone has already gone around me.




I am at work when I notice a sketchy person heading towards the men’s shoes. I think he already has some merchandise and a small, empty looking, black plastic bag. When we see him turn the corner again, the merchandise is gone and the bag looks full. We agree that this makes him good to stop, so I try to get downstairs before he does. I do this pretty easily and get by the door that it looks like he is going for. I try to look inconspicuous, and when I look back I see that Bobby is right by him, talking to him, still in the store. I wonder what he could possibly be doing, until I see him start walking him back. This really irritates me. Back in the office, the guy is hesitant but compliant. He seems homeless. He says his name is Kenneth Cox and that he is 46? I get all the paperwork done before calling PD. I ask his birth date, realizing I’ll need it, and he says something like ‘5 o’clock’. He keeps giving me bullshit answers, and I can’t tell if it’s on purpose or if he’s just not all there. I realize he doesn’t have an ID, so PD’s going to have to come anyway. I think of how they may need video and how Bobby stopped him while he was still in the building, which irritates me more.

jamie dreams

First one she is sitting by a swamp on a giant leaf. she seems really down or depressed.

Second one is a flash of her meeting me at an airport. speaking of which already got my first trip for youtube booked.https://hauntedhillhouse.com/booking-calendar the rob tv.

Floating

Almost lucid. In this one i'm at some elaborate mall or something with my brother. i'm walking down long hallway I think my boots have anti grav. I start flying up and past the people staring at me in the hallway. I get to an open area and forget what happens after.

i hope i have better jamie dreams this week.

I am somewhere outside, by a fairly wide and deep seeming river and what looks like an old, overgrown stone bridge. I think I am somehow above the water and under the bridge, moving forward. Now, I am either under the water or envisioning the sensation of myself under the water. It feels very real, and I seem to be on my back and drowning. I submit to it (I think it’s supposed to be like I’m laying on my back in bed and feeling the sensation of falling asleep).




I am downtown (it looks slightly different - I am on more of a grassy hillside with walking paths) and it is very crowded. The paths are all filled and everyone is walking very slowly. I get irritated and go around them, walking on the grass uphill.

Morning of 23rd of Feb.

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Dream Fragment:

Not sure where to start. I was in a church, but I remember a feel of RTS game to things and I was preparing an assault on the priest or something. Details are missing. Then I was ready and water appeared and partially flooded the church? Previously, me and someone else had replaced the trousers the priest was going to wear. Then the water was more like bed covers or something.

Eventually this bit is over and I'm outside walking around. I walk on cobbled streets, meant for pedestrian use only. I reach some place like a parking lot. Mom is there for whatever reason.

She starts telling me off about the trousers thing with the priest. She tells me all about how he can't get out of bed easily now and how depressed and sad he is... He has to call for a bucket of boiling water to be poured on his legs to get up each morning? I remember that scene vaguely, visually.

Apparently he can't feel them anymore either. I think it's all a bit ridiculous, just because he was without his trousers for a while in a cold church...

Mom and I get into an argument of sorts. She won't see reason and how there's something weird about priests story. I ask rhetorically "how miserable can he be, with his fancy BMW" but she gives me the old "money isn't happiness" crap. I comment "good riddance" if the priest doesn't return to the church, because he had a monotone voice that made his sermons completely boring, regardless of how interesting they actually were.

Eventually we can't agree on anything and mom gets into this old and grey VW van? I walk away and put my hood up. At this point I'm keenly aware of what I'm wearing. My working trousers, my old cream hoodie and my black boots.

I feel moody after the argument and walk back from where I cam from on the wide cobbled paths. Some teens are about, up to no good I feel. I feel moody and I am aware of my face doing that thing where I look so grumpy that I just end up looking nasty and violent to anyone who sees me.

I message H on my phone, which feels bigger than it actually should be. My message is about mom and how it felt like she was being unreasonable. While messaging I am distracted and I take the wrong turn. I see a barrier of some kind along the path and a kid's park beyond it. I feel annoyed. In the dream I knew this wasn't the way and turn back around and cross some bridge.

The surroundings are odd along these paths. It's like an old town area but there are no buildings properly speaking? Just some walls, not even building walls. A transition?

I am back at the church. I realise it's more like a chapel really. There's a service and the priest is nowhere to be seen. There's a small black man. It almost looks like he suffers from some form of dwarfism. People in the church aren't paying full attention because they are reading something on the pews about the priest's current/latest condition.

The small man invites me to stay, and I nod or something. I try to find somewhere I feel comfortable about sitting. When I do sit, he starts singing. He has a beautiful and sort of deep voice, much more than I'd expect for how small he is. I think to myself how I'd much prefer to see him all the time at the services, over that priest.

Then everything finishes, and we're outside. I find the priest at some stairs going into an underground area, where I was going to leave through. The priest is wearing what looks to be an overly warm coat, even for a cold day and he seems to be pretty much fine in terms of his health.

For whatever reason, an old school friend of mine is in the tunnel too, but I see him as if I'd see him every day. But he's carrying some stuff, including a toolbox like H has. I give him a hand and bring the toolbox. We quicken our pace and move away from the group of people behind us. I want to tell him something about what's been going on, but I forget what it was.

Some transition again. I'm at the priest's house for some reason. He and his wife are there. They're not aware of my presence? They talk about how their plan worked and how they could now swap hairstyles or something. It didn't make much sense at all even in the dream, but I felt it proved I was right about something weird going on with the priest.

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No notes for now.

I woke up at about 5 am. Up until then i've dreamt the following:
- i was in Fran's house. He was sitting on a couch and i was standing nearby. His small dog was playful and biting my wrists and arms. At a point it turned annoying. When the dog stopped Fran started to be annoying in a similar way (i don't remember how though). He was scheduled a flight soon. I thought what was he doing here then... maybe it was a private flight or something. Anyways i get up and go to the dining room. My father was there. He wanted me to bring him a pill. He wanted to take a 5 or 7 or 8 pill. These are personalities from the Enneagram and apparently pills for each personality came out and were quite popular. Everyone had them. So i went back to the couch room. The pills should have been at the fireplace. However there were no pills... apparently all were taken and nobody restocked. I looked at some Spanish coins that were there. I take one and carefully examine it, and then i put it back in place. Then i take a mini pen drive so i can print some pills. When i get up i see Fran, his oldest brother and his mom standing there. They seemed to be upset at me or something, like they wanted to confront me angrily. I didnt pay too much attention to them and i think i just left.

Then i go back to sleep.

I dreamt i was in a car with some people, friends. We were driving across towns, no big cities. I sense strong winds when we are leaving this small town. I thought we don't have hurricanes here... but this looks like a hurricane. (Kinda noticed this time that it was a dream sign, although i didn't fully associated it with dreams thereby didnt become lucid). We go on nevertheless. We go to the beach that was just nearby. We drive through the sand and the car turns in a way i'm able to see the sea. I see this huge wave coming at us, and i notice this is a tsunami. I start running towards the town shouting tsunami! I was running quite fast. I wish i had a bike, but i thought that i'd survive this because it would take like 3 minutes for the tsunami to arrive and by then i'd have run quite a lot at that speed, or so i thought. Anyways the dream kinda ended there. Unfortunately there were no tall buildings so i just had to keep running and running.

Then i dreamt that i was in a hostel. It was a nice wide place. I've dreamt with this place before. This time i owned half of the property, the prettier part.

Then i dreamt about having a knights fight in the rugby field of my school. I had a horse and the opponent just had bronze armour. Anyways when i came close i didnt want to hit him. His armour looked like made of paperboard. So i just passed him by. I think he ran away afterwards. Then i went around the field, and captured the enemy's base. In the end the enemy was a friend, and we were playing a game. Although we took the game quite seriously. There was also a friend that was an eagle, and he scouted and sometimes attacked us.

I was in a car, in the backseat with 4 other people. We were driving in the city. We go through a street that had to take like an elbow. But on the corner of the block across the street there was a hotel with a balcony, and some people were waiting for us with a bazooka. Aparently we were into something militar-political, maybe there was a civil war or something. Anyways we blow up. However... im back in the car, one block before the elbow. Apparently i just had a "Deja Vu" in a dream. I knew we were going to 100 meters ahead. All i thought was that i knew what was going to happen, and that i needed to be ready. I didnt even consider warning the driver or anything.. i just took it for granted what was going to happen and that i was going to die. So we go through that elbow, and the people were there waiting for us with a bazooka. Naturally i thought about death, and that i was going to die, and that it was real, and naturally i wanted to panic, but strangely enough i chilled out. I thought this death was going to be different and after i thought that it had to be different. I knew in advance that i was going to die so i guess it didn't take long for my mind to come up with plan of what was going to happen next. So they blow our car from behind, even though we've seen them in the balcony as we were passing by (but i guess there was no way to outrun the bazooka). As i was about to die i thought something like "Okay now i'm going die, what's next?... Wait... I've got to remember to pay attention to my mind right after dying" i almost forgot, getting caught in my thoughts, but i did. And i thought... "thinking is no different... (that's weird)". I knew i had to be reborn ASAP. Actually i didnt know why, but i just knew i had to... Maybe because otherwise i would get caught up in my own thoughts and then it would be too hard to come to the world again, like i would have to start from scratch learning things again, and all for what? for thinking? So... i was going to go for thinking, reflecting for a while about what should i do, but then after reflecting like that i thought that yeah i had to be reborn.
There was a guy that made bodies and i was sure that the best body would be saved up for me (kinda like Altered Carbon). I spent 3-6 seconds thinking while i was death, and by then a few people have already been reborn, taking new bodies. But i knew that i was rich, in whatever this life-death currency the world operated, so i could afford some time dead since nobody was going to buy that body any time soon anyways. But when i decide to be reborn i just do. I get born in this new body. I feel so... agile. I start sneaking around and then i found a guy in a room next door (even though it was an unfinished building with no doors or windows, everything was open. And we were in like the 30th floor or something) and i just slice this guy with my katana. I slice him so good that he stays in place... I don't know why i even did that. But i felt like a ninja and just decided to do it (i thought he was coming for me, although i didn't know for sure :/). [I need to stop killing people in my dreams ]

Took 300mg of Valerian root and took a nap.

I dreamt that i was on Carrefour supermarket. I was at the entrance, outside. The entrance seemed large. I was opening my eyes. I wasn't seeing very well.. like everything was brighter. I thought that i should be glad to be seeing because i was going to go blind soon. I look nearby and i see Carlos (a guy whom i had troubles with in a hostel last year) dressed as policeman, sharing anecdotes. I thought it's been a while since i saw him, and i thought as policeman he must have a lot of anecdotes, no doubt he's 'always' coming up with some. He was talking to a woman that probably worked there. I realized i held no grudges with him and thought that he seems to be back in his feet and i'm glad, but i had no interest at all in hearing his stories, that's not what i wanted to do with my time so i just moved away.

I'm driving with my dad, taking him to some appointment downtown. He seems really out of it, and the whole interaction with the doctor takes a lot longer than normal because he's giving them weird answers to their questions about his medical histor. We eventually leave and head back to the car, when I look at my watch and realize it's 1pm. I remember that I had an errand I had to run before the place closed at noon (I actually did have that in real life), and I start getting incredibly frustrated with myself, since this is the second appointment I've missed this week. I start to beat myself up about it, but then I start to think back, and I can't remember when I woke up. Holy crap, I must be dreaming! I do a quick nose pinch and find that I really am dreaming.

This is my first lucid in months, so I start to wonder what I should do. Behind me is a busy highway, so I decide to take a page out of GTA and try stealing a car. I know that I'm invincible, so I decide to run out into the middle of the interstate towards the first car I see, jump towards it, and grab onto the side. I look in the window to see a whole family of 4 inside, all screaming in terror at me. Thinking that it'd probably be difficult (and unsafe) to throw all four of them out of the car, I decide to let go and try again with the next car, a large brown van. I hang onto the drivers' side and look through the window. This time, I see a 90-year-old lady driving, completely oblivious to the fact that I was right outside her window. I tap on the glass, but she still doesn't look away from the road. I inch my way further into her field of view, and eventually she notices me. "Oh goodness, dear, you startled me. You know my little old heart can't take it." She had a friendly smile on her face as she said it. I decide she's too nice to throw out on the road, so I apologize, wave goodbye, and let go of her car.

The next car I see go by is a convertible, with two men holding guns out the windows - apparently having just come from robbing a bank. Ah, that seems like a morally-justifiable car to steal. I somehow run to catch up with the car, leap towards it, and grab onto the trunk. I start climbing my way towards the front, but as I get on top, the convertible top starts to pull apart. Meanwhile, the driver has noticed I'm on top of the car and has started swerving in an attempt to knock me off. Eventually, this swerving causes the convertible top to completely rip out of the car, sending me tumbling across the pavement. I look up just in time to see the car pulling off the road into a Publix parking lot. They both hop out of the car and into the store, and I quickly give chase after them.

The inside of the store is a labyrinth - aisles are arranged in no particular layout, criss-crossing in a ton of different directions. The store's also very busy, with a ton of people around. And to make matters worse, the store is filled with Valentine's Day balloons, which block visibility around most corners. I chase the robbers on foot as best as I can, but I eventually lose sight of them. I pause in front of the deli to try to figure out which direction they went in, when a man taps me on the shoulder.
"Hey man, I need a favor. I ordered a sub that should be done soon, but I really, really need to take a poo. Can you hold my place in line?"
"Uh... I'm kinda busy."
"PLEASE, I'm dying here!"
I spot the robbers through the glass of one of the "Employees Only" doors. "I really can't help you man, sorry!" I shout, taking off for the door.

I make it through the door and spot the two of them behind a second door, apparently counting up the money from their haul. I walk through the door to confront them, and immediately both of them point their guns at me.
"Put your hands up! Now!"
I observe the guns in my face - both revolvers. I reassure myself that I'm still dreaming. "Okay. But what if I don't?"
Both of them look at each other, perplexed. The first one cocks his gun. "Okay wise guy, then what if I pull this trigger?"
"Mmmm, I don't think that's a good idea."
BANG! He pulls the trigger, only for his gun to backfire a ton of ash and smoke in his face. "Yeah, that's the problem with those things - you gotta make sure your bullets are facing the right way in the chamber. Otherwise it makes a big mess."
The second guy fires his gun, with an identical result. I take a moment to tease them some more. "C'mon guys, is this your first first-degree murder?"

The first guy, having regained his composure, checks his chamber to make sure his bullet is correct, and pulls the trigger again. The scene cuts to a side view in super slow motion. The bullet exits the chamber, flies towards me, and bounces off my forehead. With my super speed, I grab the bullet out of the air. I then pull the spent magazine out of the gun, which still has some gunpowder in it. I pour it into my hand, and then fling it into the man's face. For good measure, I also grab a hair net from the deli counter nearby and pull it over his face - and then just slap him a few times just to really rub it in.

The scene goes back to normal, with the guy again covered in ash (and this time, the hair net). Both of them seem to realize what's happening now. "So, are you fellas done now, or do I have to kick your butts a little more to let the lesson really sink in?" They both look at each other, and then slowly place their guns on the ground. "That's what I thought."

The scene fast forwards, and I'm now standing over both men, who are sitting on the curb in handcuffs. I apparently work for the FBI, as I have just phoned in to tell them that I've caught the suspects. I'm now looking through my phone at some database info on the two guys.
"We're probably going to jail for a few days, right?"
I scroll down in my phone to the section on the charges they'll be getting for the robbery, which include 3 counts of first-degree murder for the three Toads (from Super Mario) that were apparently working at the bank. "Oh, don't worry, bud. You'll be going to jail for a lot of days."

Dreams

Class trip meditate

I found myself in a sort of glassy building that we came for a class field trip. I'm not sure what the building was but it was pretty bright with all the lights coming through the glass. I just decided to meditate there while other students hanged out on the first floor of the building. I do recall the building was related to something with school.

-I think the building looked like an art building I visited on a field trip a loong time ago
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Book Joe

I recall the beginning of the dream started somewhere inside the dungeon like school classroom with barely any sunlight. What was the class about? I think it was science related or biology. Or at least it was near that classroom I think. Eventually I headed to the cafeteria and found Joe the author and business man here. I told him I was a fan and he lead me to the back. I remember trying to write a book now. I found Dan Reed? I'm not sure what his name was but he was asking me questions; they were topics related on how to engage the readers perhaps. The last question he asked was how would you deal with something if you couldn't resolve it? This frustrated got me stuck. I woke. The answer came to me right after I awoke though

-I recall seeing a picture of Joe earlier in the day and recalled a memory of someone talking about Dan. I think this thought was the source of this dream.
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FA DJ

False awakening that I DJ'ed
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Huge
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Math revive + 2 classmate pee water

Trying to recall it. I was in math class and revived someone? There were 2 classmates of mine that we hanged out and headed out the classroom.

I think I had to pee so that might have influenced the dream. I went to a basin to wash my hands but the water there was yellow and pee like.

Eventually we went to some underground workshop or something like looked like a mine. They were part of a secret group or something and my friend Steven was the one who lead me to them. He wanted me to help the group to build them to a even higher state than they are at now. They were bunch of buff rowdy men that made up of the group. So they'd told me their predicament was they were under the scrutity or getting attacked by frieza from the DBZ universe. I headed deeper into the underground base and we began to plan for a way to reutralize the immenent threat. I forgot some parts of it. I remember seeing boxes and canisters of something, not really sure what they contained. But eventually our villan comes and I talked to him. It went along with him somewhere... Im recalling what happend but I helped him out with a trouble he was having and our group was safe though.

-So the pee was likely because I had an urge to pee, and the dbz related topic might have been from someone talking about it somewhere.
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100 floors music file

I was in a bedroom in an apartment. My dad was mad about something. It was a nice buildling though. I decided to leave the room and headed for the elevator. I'm not really sure if it could be considered an elevator there but the elevator room was like a large dome the the width of about 10-20 cars. It kept descending one floor at a time, each time there were different DBZ characters that I had to fight. I was frieza at the time and I think it was influenced by the previous dream. Once I got to the first floor, I had some realization. I just immediately became lucid and headed outside. I saw the beautiful bright sunlight that illuminated the city but I awoke.

I went back to sleep after a bit and I found myself inside the building again but I was using a desktop computer with a large monitor. I found myself using a illustrator or Photoshop like program and I was lucid. I paid closer attention to what else was there and I found some random files on the desktop. There was a file that said voice so I assume it was some audio file so I opened it. I heard a synthesized version of my voice that had a higher pitched and I heard the song. It was like a dance music sorta song and I listened to it for a little longer than a minute then I woke up.

- the first instance of lucidity in this dream was induced by a feeling that I was practicing on lately. I felt that feeling and that just made me lucid.