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Don't make Pig-head angry...

In an elevator, there's a man with a pig head. Loud and annoying teenagers enter, they throw their friend into the crowd. One makes fun of Pig-head. Big mistake... Filled with anger, he punches him against the wall, which makes his head explose. All his friends want to fight Pig-head, but he exploses all their heads with his powerfull punches. There's blood everywhere. Innocents are in shock. Pig-head moves the body of the first headless body, to be less shocking to the other people.

Must tip for the hikes

I'm a controversial Instagram influencer because I didn’t tip the food delivery guy. So I make a video to calculate the distance he had to cover and how much I should give them each time (they're on foot). So I should tip for : their walk to the building entrance + 2km of stairs (I'm at the top of the apartment).

Late to who-knows-where

I’m another guy, I get down from an elevator, a sign says cafeteria, but I have to go somewhere. I run, there's a class of children, then I find myself in the crowd, climbing up the escalator, there are lots of teenagers (they're probably heading to school/university).

Moldy wasabi

At my parents' house, in my room, a nephew asks me if I have an object that can cut hair and spread mustard on his dish at the same time. I offer him wasabi from my closet, but it's moldy (orange dots at the bottom). I say : "No chance. You'll die if you eat that."

Goofy australian interviews

A guy does street interviews in Australia, saying gibberish and being goofy with a strong Australian accent. He blocks the path of a man, annoyed, who shakes the goofy guy's hand so that he lets him pass while being polite.

Phone addiction lesson

I'm in my bedroom at my parents' house, my brother-in-law takes my nephew's phone, who's immediately confused without his device. Then my brother-in-law wants to make him understand something by calling his phone and roleplaying my nephew, but it takes time, so the nephew leaves.

Flood, Zero Two and Man Ray fight

It’s the apocalypse : the world is flooded. A man with powers is probably trying to save people, and can probably predict things.

Then an other flooding scene : a villain (most likely Man Ray from SpongeBob) cuts off one of the heads of Zero Two (from Darling in the FranXX), the two-headed girlfriend of the hero (probably me from another dimension). Man Ray is trying to make me angry. He tears off her entire body, holding her head. Still alive, she can still speak : "Ouch ! It must've been a bird that stung me...". She said that to distract him from suspecting me of preparing something. A vulture is pecking at her body in the distance.

Then I'm no longer there : I gained momentum, having transformed into a fire dragon. Filled with rage, I fly straight towards the villain, and the fight begins : I became human again. Man Ray avoids all of my punches. He hesitates to activate his power of luck, but decides not to : "It would be too easy...".

Then I'm thinking about something (with a dark cloning building visual, green LED sign and Zero Two’s face displayed) : if my girlfriend dies, and I clone her, will she really be my girlfriend, or only a copy of her ?

Sumo balloon party

There's an indoor electro concert : the DJ is in the middle, with a line of passage for his team, seperating the two dancefloor squares. A guy in a huge inflatable sumo outfit lets himself bounced by people, passing the sumo to each other.

Hairstyle prank

At my parents' house, my brother pranks my other brother by making the same haircut as him : almost bald. They both laugh about it.

Egg ball and soy meat

Me and my brother are at a restaurant terrace, his dish contains a tiny ball of a perfectly round egg yolk, but also salad, meat... The waiter brings my dish, says bon appetit, and gets abnormaly close to my brother, as if trying to pickpocket him. We're shocked. My brother goes to the toilet, then a homeless woman arrives, leans on the table, and asks me what meat I'm eating. I answer duck, but I see that it’s a soy meat patty, which disappoints me tbh. She stays here, asking me questions, the waiter is right behind her but does nothing, and I'm getting annoyed.

I've had the same dream with lionesses in the past, with some details changing (rendering glitch, teeth cleaning and bananas)

Marathon with lionesses (recurrent dream)

I participate in a marathon even though I never run : we go through a hall that is sometimes a desert, and lionesses start following us, but don’t really attack : they're "playing", gently biting us. I clean pieces of meat or brain from the teeth of one of them. The top of her body (from eyes to pelvis) is missing, as if not rendered, making it flat, and leaving black void instead. One of the runners eats all the bananas in his bag (leaving the figs), which is an indication of giving up the marathon.

Fleeing the scene, scenario changing

It is night, I'm in an apartment, I punch or slap someone and run away, into another room, jumping from the window. Then several scenarios take place : scenario 1 : I cling on to the iron stairs, then run down the street. Scenario 2 : I transform into a small transparent creature (like a piece of ghost plastic) and teleport to the bottom, on the street.

Sleep talking battle

I'm at my parents' house, my brother insists that I babysit the children of his female friend. I say no. Same for another one. I finally accept. I'm now at his friend’s place, it's night, I see myself in third person through the night camera of the friend, with black and white vision : we're all sleeping in the same bedroom. There are the kids and some adults. One of the adults screams in his sleep, so I'm annoying too : we're now both talking while sleeping. It's like a battle of who is the most annoying. The friend is also watching the cameras.

Talking with nephews

I'm at my parents' house, talking and laughing with two nephews.

Narcoleptic lucid dreamer

It's my first day of high school, and I have narcolepsy (I randomly sleep, generally seconds at a time). I have an idea : I could practice lucid dreaming ! Should be easy since I sleep a lot... Two times, I say nonsense while falling asleep. But then I fall asleep for a long time, trying to force an LD, but I'm too tired...

Hollow whistle melody

I make a hollow whistle melody of the beatboxer Helium.

Russia stunts & epic anime fight

A musician with long hair talks about how back in Russia, with friends, they were having fun doing massive jumps with a yellow luxury car (most likely a Lamborghini Huracan). They were jumping from a wooden ramp exitting a building, even dodging a building mid-air, to finally land really far on the road near abandoned buildings. Some of them stayed near the landing area to communicate in real time by phone if a car was passing by or not (to avoid an accident). Then I see my blog that I wrote talking about that musician, saying that he's the best fighter of Spain (meaning out of all fighters in the world, he's better than all the Spanish). Then me (in anime form) and this musician have an epic fight : I can teleport, we're both super fast, but I know I'll beat him.

Rick O'Connell's last fight

I'm Rick O'Connell. It is night. Me and en enemy are probably fighting on the rooftop of a tall building. I fall back from the building, clinging on to him. I sacrifice myself to kill him : I pierce our two bodies with a thick spear.

King's drum

I'm in the dinning room at my parent's house. Some evil purple reptilian entities are moving around in a piece of furniture. Then King (from One Punch Man) arrives. He's extremely afraid of the entities. He trembles so much that his hands begin drumming on their own on the table, holding laser scanners. The beat scares the entities, who do not dare to attack him because of that.

Garage sparrows

I'm at my parents' house, I go to drink liquid cream on the table outside, then my mom puts away the milk and cream cartons. She tells me she's released the birds (our sparrows, which we don't have IRL). I go and join them in the garage. I turn on the lights and sing a melody, put on music, then I imagine listening to music with my bluetooth headset, surrounded by chaos in a city.

Rey Enigma dance

A guy dressed up like Rey Enigma makes people smile by dancing in front of them, with music on his speaker : a big crowd on a stadium. He then sits with people to watch runners and dancers on the sports track.

Laughing with classmates

I’m in high school, first day of class, I'm talking and laughing with the guy to my left. Same with a blonde girl to my right. She tells me that drunk people would spit and vomit on themselves because the smell of saliva repels ticks. The teacher is not pleased by us chatting. The bell rings. The teacher makes some students swap places, I’m afraid of not being next to the girl or the guy I was chatting with. We just had math and history, students complain about the next class.

Cops, fight and doomscrolling

I'm walking on the sidewalk in front of my parents' house, many policemen are here, they're arresting a guy, taking him out of his car, I accidentally bump a bunch of cops, then a girl gets in a fight with a fake policewoman trying to give her a ticket, they fight while screaming. Then I'm in a house, my mom is at the table, I'm scrolling instagram reels, my screen is shown on TV. The reels : an ad with Nunca Muda? by ScytherMane playing, aliens girls with the alien emoji on their faces dancing...

Sangoku vs Trunks

Near green mountains, Sangoku avoids all Trunks' sword attacks with extreme speed and by teleporting.

Dopamine fail

I'm the beatboxer Wing, on stage in front of many people in South Korea (at G-Dragon's concert), I perform Dopamine, but fail the first vibration bass (voice crack).

Beating Beatpella and GD

I'm the beatboxer Zekka, everything is black and white, I beatbox and do calisthenics at the same time in a park with breakdancers. One of them arrives (we're now in a room, colors are back), tickles my feet during my handstand as a joke, then bonks my head with an aluminum baseball bat (still as a joke), but it annoys me. We're now in a white void, and the guy becomes the members of Beatpella House, all with aluminium bats. I manage to take their bats and hit them with it. Angry, the breakdancer and his wife both become insane demons from Geometry Dash, I’m a pink and yellow arrow in his demon level, while simutaneously in a room. The level is a really fast insane demon with pink background and lots of white spikes. The music is this : https://youtu.be/zDbhNkx3Ku0?si=WTG2N_rj6GoYh6Cx (from 1:09 to around 1:45).

Had a spontaneous LD, without even WBTB or WILD. I stayed on my phone until really late though

Hill Climb Surfing

I'm a surfer, I’m surfing down a mountain from where lots of earthy water flows, a guy is here with me, he tells me I can ride the waves uphill, so I do it. It's pretty fun !

Speed vs Power (LD)

I am IShowSpeed, in a building with people arround, when an arab dad asks me lots of questions as he gets closer to me. I can tell he wants to punch me. If we fight, he's clearly gonna win. But the situation makes me laugh, which irritates him even more. He chases me down the street, as I become another guy. *lucid* I run faster than him, so I make fun of him to annoy him even more, then I deliberately slow down, he almost catches me but he slips and knocks himself out against a wall. With my friends, we continue to make fun of him while filming. Then his daughter arrives, panicked, as she sees her dad sleeping on the pavement.

I simply wrote "I will lucid dream tonight" in this thread : https://www.dreamviews.com/general-l...onight-66.html and it worked ! I had a lucid, and after WBTB + WILD, another one ! I'm definitely gonna post more often in this thread from now on...

Child abductor and missing street (LD)

I'm in my hometown, in the street. In the past, I had saved a group of children, that I dropped off here, in front of the children's school. They are very happy since then. But there is a place near the school where children always disappear when they go to a specific street. The name of that street also disappears with each missing child. The children themselves have to rename the street every time.

Someone from my team (probably a team of heroes) goes in search of the last missing girl, going so fast I can’t see him running back and forth (he leaves a trace of air behind him, like the Road Runner in Wile E. and the Road Runner). I go look for the missing girl by myself in the missing street. Nothing abnormal. But on my way back, instead of legs, I now have a robotic piston. I walk by skipping, like the Pixar lamp.

It’s too quiet... I have a very bad feeling. I feel an ill-intentioned presence. I become lucid, but the bad feeling remains. To my left, a very long and ominous alley. I imagine it being clear of anyone. Nobody's here. But as soon as I come in contact with some rocks and sand on the ground, I feel someone behind me... It's the abductor... I'm convinced he chooses this exact spot for kidnapping because the stones make noise to alert him and the sand prevents you from escaping because you'd slip. He tries to catch me but I kick his groin with my piston heel. Then I have a sharp spike on my heel, so I kick his groin and his neck with it. He falls to the ground, bleeding.

Stairs hovering (LD)

I'm lucid, falling down the stairs at my brother's house, hovering above the steps, facing the roof. At the bottom, I stop, above me is an open window : I'm in my bedroom. I’m tired so I can't move, I try to stabilize the dream by saying "Stabilization", but putting a little too much energy, I wake up (the visuals did not change, my window was exactly like that IRL).

Fork killer

I'm in a high-speed train, on a first-person mission : kill two fat and balding men with a fork. I stab (or may I say fork) the first man from the front and the second man from the back. I redo the scene several times to optimize the beginning of the speedrun, then I have to jump from the TGV but it's moving. I still jump, and miraculously survive. The TGV stops and becomes a bus on the highway. The police arrive, I don’t want to spend my life in jail so I purposely pull out my wallet very quickly from my pocket, pretending that I have a gun, for them to shoot me. But my wallet really shoots a cop, and I get shot in return.

Stop entering my dreams, I don't have it ! (fragments)

*I fall asleep and wake up multiple times having roughly the same dream* Someone wants something from me but I don’t have it

Going home tomorrow for 2 days. I'm exhausted.

Jamie

Directly after posting my last entry. Me and Jamie were sitting on the floor facing one another. My hands in hers. We were discussing the seriousness what I said. She seemed to be as serious as me.

Fight

Me and Jamie were walking around in a building somewhere. There were people in sleeping bags on the floor. Some guy was arguing with me. He wanted to get violent. I somehow talked him into not being violent towards me. He got mad and punched someone in a sleeping bag. I went around the corner and told Jamie that we were calling the police on that guy.

I guess the guy heard what I said. In a flash he was fighting me. For a few moves I used his aggression against him. This made him more mad. He got me on the floor and I was trying to hold him back. I can't remember what happened after.

Ladder

Just a dream of working. I was high up a ladder. It started to tip over when I tried to get down. That's all I remember.

I dreamt I was in the middle of some crazy military chaos in some densely populated city

Spoiler for gory:

there were civillians in large cages, they were getting executed, shot by shotguns, assault rifles, and then other soldiers came to shoot these soldiers,
and I could see it all the gore, realisticly, sometimes I floated, sometimes I walked around I wasnt entirely corporal, I didnt get hurt somehow

but it was really fucked up, hard to watch, idk how I didnt wake up then



Then I was in some sort of band , me and a 3-4 others , we were friends sort of
we got out of somewhere, a brawl or something, I only had a hammer, each of the dudes had different similarly not too good weaponry
my shirt was teared apart...
It was night, were were walking somewhere on a road, in the middle of nowhere, plains, trees and lots of bushes and grass, only the moon lit up the scene and maybe a few lamps
I was singing a viking song , we talked about the lifestyle
suddenly we were ambushed by 4 or so similar guys, one of them had a spear, the others idk
I fought one or two off, got them on the head with the hammer, the spear guy came, tried to stab me but couldnt, I deflected it with a hammer somehow, always missing only by inches
the other guys were killing the rest of the enemy, I was trying to make an opening
then I made distance , and he threw the spear, he missed, then ran towards the other guys, he apparently had a sword, I picked up the spear and ran
just before he could cut them down I pierced him hard , he fell
one of us took out his phone and turned on the flashlight on it
apparently two of my friends were cut, one was already dead, the other was bleeding out fast but I couldnt see where,
while one hooded guy, the enemy was writhing in pain on top of them,
idk how I felt, but I wanted to do something for these two, honor the dead, with the blood of the enemy

Spoiler for gory:

so I took aim and stabbed repeatedly the hooded guy in the skull, I could hear disgusting sounds of flesh and bone giving way, blood started to gush up like a fountain to cover his whole face

I tried ask my friend where was he hurt, maybe he could be saved, but I couldnt see, but he said it's ok,he seemed to be smiling...
and I just had to watch him starting to fade out
and then I woke up

I went to elementary school where I, because I apparently kicked over their drinks at one point, kept getting beaten up my this group of very big and strong men. This would occur every lunch break for weeks and I'm pretty sure people ssw me get beaten up but we're too afraid to interfere. At some point I was considering getting my strong friends to become my bodyguard and help me. I was sitting at home on a rainy day, about to have to leave for school when I told my parents, who looked like Boards of Canada for some reason, slowly what was going on, I was building up slowly to that part when I suddenly woke up.

Dream was in English

My roommate and I went clubbing last night, dope venue but the DJs sucked ass playing the most slow, random, and rhythm lacking music and there was no door policy so everyone was allowed into the club leaving the place crowded with some occasional indoor smokers and zero vibes.

I dreamed about working as a Junior Software Engineer at this company in Luxembourg with my friend there.
In our spare time, we would pull out 3D software similar to Bryce 3D and create some 3D environments for future animations. I tried to design the indoor of a church-like mansion with statues of a man and woman that took the role of special church bells clocks as a hammer would hit them on the head and they would chase each other before going back into their "stereotypical gender pose" (I can't remember what it was, they just stood like a "typical woman and man")
The whole "scene felt like a Point and Click game cutscene.

This company reportedly in Luxembourg was in the middle of a tropical forest on a hill, covered in fences and reminded me of a hospital for some reason. I sat in a regular city bus home with this girl I met at an art gig a few weeks ago. She apparently had a boyfriend for some reason who had blonde hair and a mustache, resembling an actor I've seen in a theatre play a few years ago. I fell asleep on the girl's lap. The guy woke us up a while later saying we were getting kicked out of the bus because the bus was covered in what looked like feces you'd find at the farm meadows. We left the bus through the back and even though we were still at that forest during daytime, I suddenly was at Rotterdam at nighttime while protests were taking place there.

Male and female television reporters covered in pink and white Frutiger Metro like shirts and sparkly face paint were being harassed by protesters who asked them for glitter in a mocking way before trying to assault them. I punch this one punk guy in his face and accidentally break one of his teeth. He tries to kick me but I dodged it and woke up.

Dream was in English up until Rotterdam when it turned to Dutch.

non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid FA / AP

At my paternal grandma's house, fighting with the front door that I think is locked but at the minimum touch just falls out of place. My aunt Ana comes by, very distressed and says I should try again to close it, but only after she goes outside for a bit. She goes outside and warns me about my cousin Cris who is apparently causing mayhem inside, with threats to her parents and whatnot. Then some shadowy figure passes by me and I think it's her, but it is actually Duarte. He doesn't even say hi to me, just seems to want to avoid our family altogether and also heads outside in the semi darkness of dusk, to stand alone and quiet. Then my uncle is in the kitchen, quietly avoiding talking about it when Cris erupts from inside the house and heads outside to lash out on my aunt. I try to rationalize what is going on and say to myself they just need to talk. Then I go to the living room to meet my mom. The corridor light is off and the living room is also in total darkness. I feel goosebumps because of the ghost at the end of the corridor, but knowing my mom is in there calms me down. I enter the room touching around blindly, and hear my grandma's voice. She is clearly hallucinating, talking about some past job and arguing that she can do some task. I am not sure if I should tell her the truth or play along, then my mom suggests that I should pretend, so I sit down on the floor besides the sofa where she is laying down and I put a hand on her body, and play along with her story, making up replies to whatever she says.

I'm in a world where people of different tribes are ruled by fear of some thugs who took control. Every month or so they select one tribe and ask them to offer a bunch of people to sacrifice. From that group they usually only kill two, but it depends. If people volunteer, then maybe they don't pick others. This time is my tribe's turn and I am part of the group who volunteered to go. I have managed to convince them to actually start an uprise. All of us are willing to die for it, but we want to succeed, so we contact the leaders of other tribes before going. We don't manage to get even one to join us, but I am convinced they will if we start something and show them we can win. When we're there, we're almost caught conspiring but we manage to pretend we're just preparing for our sacrifice. The guy who almost caught us, has a huge crush on me and I know he will not let me be chosen, but he hints that in exchange he will probably be able to keep me as a slave for himself. I wonder how I can use that to our advantage on the day of our revolt, but it isn't clear. For now, it allows me to get closer to him and he takes me to see the location and stage of the sacrifice event, so I use the chance to study details that might be useful. One thing I notice is that a big storm is coming and might wreak havoc the next day, helping us. On the day of the sacrifice, our leader decides to offer himself and he leads the way. Then he kills the guards and starts the fight. The storm had happened at night and left damages in a dam nearby. So we sent someone to blow it up and it breaks apart. The water floods the district where the dominant tribe lives, killing and scattering them. These images are broadcasted to everyone else who then joins us in the fight. We win at the end.

With my mom attending some conference in a big tent in some exotic place. People from all over the world and it is all in english. I ask if she understands what is being said, and she says it's ok, but I can see she is making a big effort to follow. It is supposed to be about facing climate change and adapting as a society but soon I recognize the speakers and realize it will be a bunch of disinformation and new age BS about changing consciousness and moving to other dimensions. I tell her that, but I think she knows and doesn't care. I cope with the first session, but at the break, I go outside to breathe deep and I am amused at the kind of people who are there. There is a group sitting on top of a wall focusing down on a rock trying to make it levitate. Just for fun I tell them "try me" and then I start levitating. Unlike what happens in other dreams, they actually gasp and are shocked. They immediately know it wasn't their powers that did it, so it could only be my own. Soon I am surrounded by every attendee, begging me to share my secrets and how I developed my powers. But it doesn't happen, because we're attecked by some white planes that look more like disks. People say they are chinese planes but look more like spaceships. They drop some kind of bombs that bury in the ground and implode colapsing everything on top. The ground seems to dissolve in big pixels that and then dematerializes. People run in all directions and just nearby is the city limits. It also gets attacked and entire streets and the subway system collapses pixel by pixel, as if it is a simulated reality being deleted. I am getting tired of running and remember again that I can fly, so I shoot up and land in some other city area by the sea where people seem unaware of what is happening on the other part of town. I need to know where I am, so I pick up a map from some tourists and see a bunch of islands with Tenerife marked in one of them.